Only snobs hate this scene. A good burger is amazing. Not some fast food slop or pretentions shit like Gordon Ramsey.

Only snobs hate this scene.
A good burger is amazing.
Not some fast food slop or pretentions shit like Gordon Ramsey.
A good burger tastes like happiness.
not united statian btw

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that burger was dogshit and the only acceptable form of "american cheese" is merkt's cheddar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how to make fries crispy and salty?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cook them in oil and put salt on them
        Do you need a guide on how to turn the oven on as well?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Soak your cut potatoes in cold water for 30 minutes, rinse, dry, then coat with Olive oil. I like thick cut fries so I bake 35 minutes total, 400 for the first 15 then 350 for the last 20. Be sure to rotate/mix them up a bit at least twice throughout that 35 minutes so they brown evenly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >baked fries
          kys idiot never give cooking advice again

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Its a Cinemaphile homo. Those morons are hopeless.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Baked fries are just as good with half of the mess, homosexual.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              roasted potatoes in olive oil are not French fries dipshit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have to parboil them before you fry them. Toss with celery salt, pepper and paprika as soon as they come out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cut them thinner or soak them in cold water with a bit of salt.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you have to blanch them. fry them for 3 minutes then take them out and let them rest for at least an hour or even freeze them for a later date. Then cook them the further 3 minutes and they'll be crispy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you didnt ate it

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This entire movie is shitting on snobs. Very based. Burger looked tasty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This entire movie is shitting on snobs.
      It would seem that way on the surface but the film itself is anti-art, not anti-snobbery
      in fact the film itself is rather snobbish

      scene sucks for the same reason this one does

      there's a trend of having no-talent big-eyes actresses explicitly spell out the whole point of the film

      wow wtf
      this won an oscar?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's anti-"artgays" who are so pretentious and up their own ass that they turn their own interests into something snobby and gay.
        The burger is more artful than any of the other shitty pretentious "food" the chef makes in the film. It actually fulfills its purpose as food.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's anti-"artgays" who are so pretentious and up their own ass
          It's not tho
          It's anti-art. It views art as a mechanism of "white supremacy", essentially, or "the patriarchy." Any assent to "high-art" in the film is portrayed as either an evil act or a delusional one. Even the movie star who is arguably the least delusional or evil of them all is considered that way and killed, because he dared to associate with "high-art."
          The implication is of course that matters of art should be given up to prostitutes or prostitutes, and additionally that art can never be on a level greater than "cheeseburgers." The israelites who made this film want you to believe art is commercial, a commodity, and can only ever be on the level of fast-food, and no greater.
          >"You're delusional for appreciating art goy. You should watch our commercials instead. Look at these prostitutes, THEY like it. Why can't you?"
          That's the point of the movie.

          how to make fries crispy and salty?

          Fries are an overrated side when it comes to burgers. At a barbecue I'll usually have potato chips.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            all art is commercial dude
            all the masterpieces were made with the intent of profit
            in fact the reason that modern art sucks is that it isn't made for customers but for insurance speculation
            >rich guy knows a friend of a relative or a friend that does "art"
            >comission a few works through a proxy
            >buy some review to say the guy is the new shit
            >comission a paiting
            >bribe the insurance guy to rate the paiting at 200K
            >now you have property with 200K value when you spent like 50K on doing the entire scheme
            the entire modern art is a scam

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >all art is commercial dude
              okay israelite

              >potato chips as a side
              Are you serious? Potato chips are a side for beer, not for food.

              You don't actually eat meat
              got it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >all art is commercial dude
              all the masterpieces were made with the intent of profit
              you're clearly not an artist. artists create because they are compelled to by something deep in their psyche. next time keep your mouth shut when you're out of your element.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He's right you moron lmfao. Ever heard of a commission?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Beethoven, Bach and a frickton of painters like Rubes made 99% of their works as products for customers. Of course these were mostly rich people with good taste, but still.
                >artists create because they are compelled to by something deep in their psyche
                In some ways yes, but IMO this carries an implication that an artist who makes art into his job not a real artist.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Beethoven, Bach and a frickton of painters like Rubes made 99% of their works as products for customers
                oh my bad I didn't realize it was 1735

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >potato chips as a side
            Are you serious? Potato chips are a side for beer, not for food.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Meds.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >t. israelite

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Take his advice though, okies?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    scene sucks for the same reason this one does

    there's a trend of having no-talent big-eyes actresses explicitly spell out the whole point of the film

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my god, it's literally just an exposition dump with high handed preaching thrown in here and there. is this really how low the bar is these days for writing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember thinking her performance in this was terrible, and it’s even worse than I remember. Straight out of a college theatre performance

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHOPPER WHOPPER TRIPLE WHOPPER

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Five Guys

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of the absolute worst films in recent memory

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The ayy lmao lady asked for a shitty burger like the fast food joint the chief got his start in and he still makes her a fancy burger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't look that fancy. Looks like something from Five Guys or a restaurant like that. Patty seems pretty thick though.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all you have to do to glitch out the chef is "waitaminutethatcard" the photo of him in a fast food joint and select the secret "burger" option.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My burgers are better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what a gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This always makes me so fricking mad. If I was the owner of that place I’d have slapped the burger out of this ugly wienersuckers hand

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >makes his own burger
        >it's even taller than the one in this scene
        I hate that hypocrite so much lads

        There was nothing more pathetic than when he put his name on a brand of readymeal microwave slop exclusive to Walmart however, that was just comically bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Undercooked chewy bacon and ice~~*berg*~~ lettuce
      Yea nah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >too tall
      >too much meat to other ingredients ratio
      5/10 average BBQ party schlop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hanging out drinking with buddy and he mentions craving a burger
        >he gets all the fixings out and grills a couple of patties for us
        >he then plops one of the patties ontop of the other
        >made himself a burg and not me.....
        ;(

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          was he swedish?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >helping sister and brother-in-law move
          >me and my younger brothers are fricking exhausted from moving all his furniture up to their new flat
          >starting to think about dinner
          >we're not snobby, so we're all thinking find a hole-in-the-wall place, get some burgers
          >brother-in-law says "no, no, we gotta celebrate finishing the move, there's this place a couple blocks away, it's supposed to be awesome"
          >we're like fine whatever
          >it's actually not 'a couple of blocks' it more like a half hour walk
          >and it's this obscure like ethnic food place
          >and two-thirds of the menu is vegan
          >and it's all pricy as frick
          >but we don't want to seem ungrateful
          >after all, he is treating us to dinner
          >he is treating us to dinner, right?
          >that's why he took us here
          >and why he's ordering all these expensive appetizers and shit for the table?
          >right?
          >to thank us all for taking our day off to help him move his heavy ass shit up three flights of goddamned stairs?
          >not just because he wanted an excuse to try this place?
          >because nobody could be that fricking oblivious
          tl;dr - my sister married an idiot

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >>not just because he wanted an excuse to try this place?
            What a fricking Black person. You repay your bros for helping you move with BBQ or steak or something that's just gonna sit on their belly and make 'em happy. You don't fricking try out a fusion restaurant and worse, make everyone fricking walk there. Your sister is a ditz too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kill him
          He should have asked you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Marry a slampig, we have to move all our shit into a new place
          >One night after i blow a load down her throat she suggests just making her little brothers do all the work
          >The next day they lift and move everything while me and their sister work on making them uncles
          >Afterwards figure these fat lards should eat something healthy for once, suggest a nice french restaurant
          >They are so fat and slow they make a 5 minute walk take 30
          >Greatidea.jpg
          >Order a bunch of appetizers and expensive food while they struggle with the menu
          >Its written in cursive so they think its a bunch of vegan food
          >They are excited after eating expecting me to pay for it all
          >Pretend not to know and proceed to split the bill evenly
          Love my wife but her brothers are morons

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why did you marry into such a degenerate family?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >They are excited after eating expecting me to pay for it all
            It's generally expected that if you invite someone to dinner, you're expected to pay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >marry a doctor
          >he's a sweet guy, but kind of a sperg
          >we move to the city
          >older brothers help us with the furniture
          >suggest he take them out for dinner afterwards
          >he's been so awkward the few times we've visited my family
          >and he barely said two words to anyone at the reception
          >but i really want them all to get along
          >last of the furniture's in and they take off
          >i stay at the apartment and start unpacking
          >two hours later he comes home in the middle of an anxiety attack
          >he forgot to look up the address
          >wandered around for a half hour because he didn't want to ask directions
          >ended up just going into the first open restaurant they ran into
          >it was the eritrean place downtown
          >panicked and started ordering random shit
          >halfway through dinner he realized he forgot his wallet
          >left the restaurant and walked home
          >he's so humiliated he starts throwing up in the bathroom
          >brothers are texting me saying my husband's a jerk
          men are hopeless

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Be immigrant from Ethiopia
          >Flee homeland to escape civil war
          >Try to make life for myself in US
          >Start restaurant to support family
          >Business is poor, many Americans eat only burgers
          >One afternoon, many fat American come to restaurant
          >All out of breath, I worry they are having heart attack
          >Order many things off menu
          >Later, they tell me my food is not good
          >I tell them they have eaten all of it, and even ordered seconds
          >They tell me again, my food is not good, and they will not pay
          >They leave
          >I fear I will not be able to pay the bills this month
          Why are you all so fat and rude?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          beat the shit out of him and take his burger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The editing is shit here.
        Also, those patties were straight up burnt and so was the cheese.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not squished thin enough. Not enough onion, put a ton in, hair thin, it will melt into the patty. Butter the buns, let them just touch the pan/grill. Steam the buns (with the meat juices) by placing them on top of the cheese, with a cover on top for just like 30 seconds.
        And yes

        The editing is shit here.
        Also, those patties were straight up burnt and so was the cheese.

        that's burnt, way too hot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you live in a fricking shed?
      Looks good though outside of being tok tall.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks impractical but also good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know like somebody said the bacon looks limp, and that bagged lettuce is usually limp as well, and with a big paty like that the bun will get limp as well if it's not toasted.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >make a burger
      >get lost in the memory of your parent teaching you how to make it
      >know it's going to be fricking good as you assemble it
      >almost want to make another one just to admire it
      Burgers are for the soul. Every man must learn to burger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Squidward burger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ingredients for two burgers and it would be easier to eat as well.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just started watching it along with this thread when fish head girl talks about having watched all of leguizamo's films does she also mean the pest?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not disappointed they actually make a reference to the pest 40 minutes in

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they jumped the shark 40 minutes in, you need verhoeven's tone if you are gonna pull that stuff 35 minutes in the movie

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bond burger

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nah man. something about the bread just feels trashy

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >She was a WHOAAAR

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A good burger is amazing.
    that's not why it made me roll my fricking eyes
    it was incredibly predictable and unoriginal and uninsteresting and obvious and derivitive and fricking BADLY WRITTEN cliched meme shit

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind the ending, it's the rest of the movie that's shit. Wasted potential, the film.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah all of the slasher stuff could be happening in the background and only margot could be privy to that, but as it is the movie jumps the shark 30 minutes in, and why are we even supposed to care about characters and the 7 deadly sins they represent when we barely know them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >characters and the 7 deadly sins they represent
        really? I don't remember it being anything like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          drunk mom is sadness
          incest guy is lust
          incest guys wife is acedia
          cryptobros are greed
          leguizamo and his lady are pride
          hoult is gluttony
          food critics are boasting
          chef and sous chef lady are wrath

          and margot is a prostitute

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I see makes sense, thanks for the comprehensive post
            >food critics are boasting
            didn't know that was a sin but alright

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mincemeat > steak

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    well tbh smash burgers are shit created by americans to give the illusion of having more meat than they do. in the rest of the world when we say burger we mean a kofte if you smash you smash before grilling not while grilling

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the movie putos.
    Frick y'all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maraco conchadetumadre.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody loves a nice burger. You can’t go wrong with ground beef. I enjoy a good breakfast burger with egg and biscuits and gravy instead of fries.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too much cheese.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe there are videos on YouTube that have to explain the significance of the burger and the ending. Were the people who watched the movie absolute idiots?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's the one thing in america that doesn't need explaining

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I need it explained because I didn't pay attention to the movie, because it was boring.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >amazing
    Frick off redditor. You only think its amazing because you are high of your ass. Its still goyslop.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok finished the menu because of this thread, feels like one of those netflix cookie cutter horror films id watch as a teen on rabb it but with big stars, now off to watch the big night

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's anti-intellectual r*ddit meme crap

    imagine going to a world class restaurant and not enjoying anything. the prostitute character was such a moron.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not united statian btw
    Then how would you know a good burger? Go eat a bowl of blood soup or whatever you gays eat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mutts didn't invent the burger moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No. But like everything else we perfected it.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even good burgers are shit - eat real food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with them except they kill you

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Great film except ATJ was terrible

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think anybody watched this
    the only yellow american cheese i like is from mcdonalds, wish i knew where they got it from.
    if i make a cheeseburger i'm using colby-jack
    i don't dislike pickles, ketchup, mustard, whatever, but just meat and cheese and bread with salt and pepper is so good.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Burgers are overrated, just a sandwhich with meat. If you want good pleb food, stews are delicous.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pickles on top
    for what reason? for the juices to spill when bit into? It's better to have them on the bottom so they don't slip and the bun can absorb any pickle juice.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    America invented the cow and ground beef. You owe us for this.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > American cheese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its the best cheese for burgers. Shit, I have it in my sandwiches all the time. Stop being a gay and enjoy something cheap and not good for you once in a while.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry the superior burger cheese coming through

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >contains no cheese

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the whole movie

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What would happen if you asked him for tendies?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A good burger is amazing.
    I agree! Good Burger is the best!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >burger, fries, and beverage
      >just $3.26

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm broke as shit but I hate the entire movie, its so stupid
    >waaaaaaaaaaa I'm a 5 star chef but I have to cook for snooby buttholes waaaa
    ok then, why not just open a mom and pop joint and quit fine dining?
    usually I don't believe in this mentality but unlike blue collar workers who can't quit their jobs on a dime, he absolutely can
    if cooking for rich buttholes is that draining just stop doing that
    frick him and this shitty movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The issue is that mom and pop shops aren't going to attract the kind of people who can afford 5 star dining. So ultimately rich snobs are who you're going to have to cook for at that level since they're the ones willing to pay.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Greek gyros is better than the muttburger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >using pork
      Shut up gavur.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Much as I love gyros, Greeks calling anyone names is hilarious.
      >living under other countries' thumbs for thousands of years, tossed around like an old rag
      >got raped by Arabs to the point of being perma-brown
      >won't pay debts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They don't pay debts because they'll give you free stuff later

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >2008
        >greece is bankrupt
        >go there with my buddies on vacation
        >get to frick a new greek girl every night for pocket money because they have no work.
        >spend 5 days partying&drinking&fricking for about the same amount as what a playstation cost around that time, airplane tickets&hotel included.
        Good times.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >talking about food
        >brownbrownbrownbrown raperaperaperape
        Why are they like this?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I neverr understood why euros lose their mind when an american eats a simple sandwich that has grilled beef on it, whats their problem with sandwiches?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kebabs are their preferred meat and bread combo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Euro here, we dont lose our shit over hamburgers, we just think hamburgers are shit.
      It's food we eat when we are drunk and need something to fill up on to soak in the alcohol.
      We have mcdonalds here and burger king, but it all just kind of tastes cheap, and why is it always luke warm?
      I hear this a lot, why is the food at mcdonalds and burger king always just above room temp?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mcdonalds just has incredibly low standards when hiring people so all the food is either cold or overcooked in the microwave

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bun looks like shit.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fast slopa is the unpretentious "true and honest" food of a working down to earth person
    Who the frick started this trope? I've seen it in Spencer. There was matching one in the Triangle of Sadness. What ivory tower moron came up with this? It's not even American-centric trend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't confuse wanting a good, simple, down-to-earth meal prepared with earnest from your favorite greasy spoon diner with a fricking microwaved slopburger from a fast food chain.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that you think there is a significant difference between two methods taste wise is very sad. Slopa is slopa. It doesn't matter who assembled it, 5 star chef or greasy Raul doing repeated motions with half of his brain turned off as to not think about the dread of life. Again the perception of fast slopa being humble peasant food is ivory tower bullshit from people who don't fricking consume it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's octopus on his plate. That's not fine dining, Galician peasants eat that and it's really tasty, specially with mashed potato.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My Black person, if I'm referring to a burger then I undoubtedly mean the burger on Harrelson's plate. I don't think it's that obscured by the glass for you to literally not see it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know, I was responding to Harrelson's comment about octopus being fine dining.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bun too dense
    >way too many sesame seeds
    >too much cheese
    >patty too thick and too moist
    <---this is better

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love burgers. I'm not even American, just a Yuropoor, but still love burgers. I like making them at home with meat bought at the butcher's shop, fresh veggies, melted cheese and toasted bread. I love burgers so much, bros.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't get this movie. Like was it supposed to be horror or comedy? Maybe it's because I've been dirt poor most of life but I can't really sympathize with rich buttholes. Or is it just some ultra pretentious shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very clearly horror-comedy, mostly dark comedy.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are americans embarassed of burgers?
    A good burger is fricking good

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