>OOH LOOK AT ME AND MY TINY BRAIN, IM SO LE DUMB, BECAUSE I LOOK AT A SCREEN AND DONT THINK, GUESS IM DUMBER THAN A DOG!

>OOH LOOK AT ME AND MY TINY BRAIN, IM SO LE DUMB, BECAUSE I LOOK AT A SCREEN AND DON’T THINK, GUESS IM DUMBER THAN A DOG! IM SPECIAAAL!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no "Sneed" equivalent in all of literature. You are a failure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /lit/bros... its fricking OVER the sneedGODS won.....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BART GET OUT IM PISS

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pussy pussy

    • 2 years ago
      /lit/

      I am absolutely fricking shaking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The post that saved Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True. Cinemaphile NEEDS memes. Its been a frickin dry board for years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >GUESS IM DUMBER THAN A DOG!
      hey... some dogs are pretty smart

      im getting WAKU WAKU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Call of the Crocodile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes there is
      >“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I f*cked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.”
      James Joyce 1909

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow you are fricking seething, smooth brain.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I look like that and say that

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But seriously, when you compare ganes, tv, and books, which is the highest form of entertainment? Which is best form of art?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s books, duh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's all mindless fodder. Fiction literature is just as dumb as movies, TV, and games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop reading “Urban Literature”.

        >Quantavarius walked in. You could see his giant dick. Samsaratisha mouth like started watering and shit. This b***h was droolin cause Q’s game was tight as frick. Then he fricked her. Then gun shots went through the damn walls in the room they were in! “Aw shit, frick you homiez!” Q jumped out the bed and pulled out a gatling gun he kept under his bed and shot back at them homiez. Bam! Headshot! Bam! Another Headshot! Bam! All head shots! But then he looked out the window and realized he shot his own brother! “Damn. Fool ass homie tryna hustle.”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. How do people enjoy reading something someone else just made up. The only purpose of fiction is to get an idea about what other time periods were like, and nonfiction is usually much better about this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          smartest Cinemaphile user

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, at least what I've read is pure shit. But reality is more than interesting enough, and there's too much good nonfiction to read in a hundred lifetimes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't play vidya but do read a lot & watch tv & movies, kino only of course. Why act like all of these things don't compliment & enhance each other?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Music + your own writing trumps all. Then literature, then video games, and then tvmovies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Music + your own writing trumps all
        sigma

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it varies because no one medium is inherently going to produce better art. Anybody can write a book, and there is a lot of shit out there. Saying book, or movies, or anime, or video games are intrinsically better is a fallacy. If you ask a Cinemaphilegay and they really think ass goblins of auschwitz is intrinsically more enjoyable, more artistic, or has more meaning than let's say for example 2001 a space odyssey. Well I have good news for you. It's called autism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        replying to my own posts but it's funny how pretentious bookgays despite all their wisdom and iq points couldn't figure this out..... Wow almost like there is more to life than... garbage ass fiction literature written by a dead guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Saying that atheism in principle cannot create a nice society is also a fallacy - yet... 20th century.... and our intuition about this stuff...

        On average and almost with no exception video games have doshit stories, movies abuse books and are lesser than books and yea even if books are cheap to write (Which is a good sign, barrier of entry is low) they tend to be the superior medium for everything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        While this, the means of consumption is intrinsically more proactive with literature. It's good for the brain.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Solve a puzzle or be punished while taking steps to move or change the story isn't intrinsically proactive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's obviously books and anyone who thinks otherwise is a readlet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >entertainment
      jej this is peak mcdonalds thinking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Books and then concept art for said books that's truly artistic.
      Video games are just cheap tricks, they're a dopamine maze.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      art music >>> literary fiction > art film / animation > folk music >>> genre fiction > vidya > popular music = movies / television / anime

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        art is lame

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          saying this after understanding the discourse of art history through modernist movements (dadaism, surrealism, expressionism etc) into the contemporary conception of art is intelligent

          saying this because you have a reflex conditioned by the deteriorating cultural faculties of our present moment is peak smoothbrain moronation. most people unfortunately fall into the latter unless they're some type of autistic savant

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            art is stupid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's the difference between literary fiction and genre fiction?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares, just enjoy what you like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anyone who says "games" is a massive homosexual, I know that much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know but books at least train you to stay so what focused at the same time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      S11 E5 of the Simpsons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      books. there's merit in other arts, but literature is the highest form.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's gobbo games from gay95. The truest form of art.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Entertainment - games
      Art - books

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      music > books > movies > tv > games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shitposting and ruining peoples lives

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only games have gameplay. They win by default.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The more abstract the higher the art form
      >poetry
      >literature
      >music
      >painting
      >plays and opera
      >film
      >television
      >literal shit in a toilet
      >video games
      >anime and cartoons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >film and television more abstract than cartoons
        how

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Comic books are art in both writing and art. Problem is that just like with animation it gets stigmatized with being made for mostly manchildren (in the past few years though it's made for alphabet people) so it never properly expanded into a mature form of artistic medium.
      Such a shame too because if it weren't for the Comics Code Authority anchoring down the growth of the comic book industry we wouldn't get so much capeshit today.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >visuals are inferior to paintings, movies or animation
        >writing is inferior to literature, movies and animation
        Comic books are legitimately the worst. And they *are* for manchildren.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ah yes because comic books are either wall of texts or oil canvas paintings and not the cohesion of writer and artist working together to create a story. Nothing gets passed you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anything created by you that the world couldn't possibly understand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Which is best form of art?
      the one you create yourself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's all consumption. None of it is art.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he just sits there and stares at a screen because he's too dumb for vidya
    oh no no no
    /v/chads stay winning

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >reading books

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine cucking your own imagination

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im unironically level 5 therefore superior
      images are a waste of processing power

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And yet you can imagine flopping penises with exact precision

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally how? Look at an apple, then look away. You can't imagine what it looks like right after seeing it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Literally how? Look at an apple, then look away. You can't imagine what it looks like right after seeing it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine having to cope this hard so you don't have a nice day. Poor anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a hard time believing 2, 3, and 4 exist. Either you can picture things or you can't. Why would there be arbitrary limits to what you can picture in your mind?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would there not be arbitrary limits? Do you think people just walk around with unlimited mind power? Do you think every chess player can play blindfolded?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Why would there not be arbitrary limits?
          ...why would there be?
          >Do you think people just walk around with unlimited mind power?
          What's that supposed to mean? I'm pretty sure most people can actually picture things in their mind. You know, basic imagination.
          >Do you think every chess player can play blindfolded?
          No, that would require amazing memory.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >...why would there be?
            Because brain power is limited?
            >What's that supposed to mean? I'm pretty sure most people can actually picture things in their mind. You know, basic imagination.
            Yes, basic imagination. Not 1080p imagination.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Because brain power is limited?
              I'm glad to have a superior brain then. At least I can picture things accurately.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Glad I could help. It’s the stage 5 people who can’t picture anything at all that scare me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I can't even imagine how their minds work. Picturing things is such a basic thing. I wonder if the skill can be trained? Maybe not for those people who are already unable to see anything, but perhaps there could be some way of honing the ability for people who are at level 2, 3 or 4. I wouldn't be surprised if practising visual arts would also help to develop someone's skill to picture things with their mind's eye.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like 2-4 is just their way of trying to say difference in quality while visualizing, like say you can picture the right color but it's more a ball than an apple shape

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >there are people who can picture a ball in their mind but not an apple
          This is absurd to me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would there not be arbitrary limits?
        ...why would there be?
        >Do you think people just walk around with unlimited mind power?
        What's that supposed to mean? I'm pretty sure most people can actually picture things in their mind. You know, basic imagination.
        >Do you think every chess player can play blindfolded?
        No, that would require amazing memory.

        Ok, imagine a color that you've never seen before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish zoomers cucked their own imagination. Then maybe they would stop starting every condescending statement with “imagine not sucking fat wieners like me”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left, out of frame, tier 0, as in my entire head becomes the apple, because i am so creative and intelligent and also attractive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A friend of mine claims to be level five. But he also has Dyspraxia, which is a whole other condition that makes things tricky.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought everyone was 1 until just a few months ago when discussing this. I can't think in text or anything. I see it all clear ahead of me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually can imagine pretty clearly, but for some reason I can't imagine well heads and faces

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Books are better.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like tv and movies but reading is very relaxing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What am I looking at here? Turbopleb confessions?
      Platoon + Frankenstein would be a perfect evening though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My all time favorite stuff. I like it when people shit on my taste

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really curious about how old the person behind this pic is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 26

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blood in the Garden was funny as frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      warm giant pretzel vibranium with mustard

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You c**ts all complain day in and day out about how terrible modern television is how all your favourite franchises have been ruined by the israelites yet if somebody even dares say you'll find more entertainment reading of an evening, you lose your damn minds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let's not act like literature hasn't been ruined as well.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        best thing about literature is you have like 3,000 years of content

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >look how smart I am
          >i'm reading a book written by a pre industrial caveman and I think it has any meaning whatsoever to read still.
          wow and you guys call yourselves smart.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not sure if bait or cope

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's moronation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >wow and you guys call yourselves smart
            compared to what? your stupid as frick post? yeah, i'm a regular Alfred Einstein

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm going to read a book written back when barely anybody was literate and basically nothing in society was like it is now. Boy I sure do have a lot to learn and think about!!!!!! English not even standardized yet? Can't wait to check out these great mind expanding books!
            >literally nothing from the era this was written holds true to the modern day, better apply the themes and metaphors to the real world!!!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Read the Miller’s Tale and tell me it doesn’t hold up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me why it does hold up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >old man marries much younger wife whom he fails to satisfy
                >rents out room to college student for extra cash
                >student tries to seduce the wife
                >only takes a few sweet words before he does
                >wife goes to church, probably not confessing her adultery
                >textbook beta metrosexual character is also interested
                >wife takes his gifts but doesn’t put out
                All of this could happen in the present day. Much of the rest of the tale could not, but that’s what makes it interesting. Also the slapstick and toilet humor holds up very well. Seriously read it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like boring cuckshit, read some Dostoevsky or Kafka instead

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you do agree that lots of elements in this 14th century book are similar to today?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, for sure. Human nature has barely changed since pre-fire times, doesn't mean I want to read Miller's Tale though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good, as long as you see that now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >literally
              zoomzooms who were assigned YA in highschool english need to work on their diction if they wish to be taken seriously

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              so going by your logic, you have never watched kino that has been made before your birth nor kino that depicts a time before your birth or well after your death nor kino that takes place in a country beside your own nor kino that is not a documentary

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >If its not about me I can't relate
              jesus wept. I hope the earth fricking explodes before you have the chance to reproduce

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah well movies you still have around 100 years of content, at least 60-50 of which is palatable to most modern viewers

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why read when you can imagine your own stories? Reading can be just as bad as watching tv.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This but unironically. I have no imagination so when I read a book I see very little in my head and what I do see has minimal detail. This is why I prefer books that have been adapted to television or film, so I can actually picture what’s going on. Shit sucks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NPC moment
      I bet your parents never read to you as a kid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course they did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most books and most movies are garbage but I don't have to watch a movie for 20 hours to realize it's garbage. no time for that shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't tell a book is worth your time after 50 pages you might be moronic. If it takes you 20 hours to read 50 pages you are moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          50 pages is barely one or two chapters, usually they turn shitty around halfway through or more.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have never had a hard time telling if the writing style, content or characters are compelling enough by page 50 to keep reading or not.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no good books written for like 50 years so every good book is extremely outdated and means nothing to anybody
    >bookgays, b-b--but I'm superior for reading an irrelevant 100 year old story written by a dead guy before computers even existed.....

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek
    I made that Cinemaphile thread
    Frick off back yo your library, nerd. Me and the bros are enjoying some kino here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post archive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        still up

        [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guy on the left needs to think about "ABC" and "123" while the guy on the right exists in a state of pure Zen

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    LMAO you fricking idiot. You can't delete your stupidity.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TV shows, news channels, talk shows - that's a 100% valid criticism.
    Hollywood movies nowadays that you could pirate on demand? Meh not really working there.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have to tell you, I really hate visual media. They do not hold my interest.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    video games combine the best aspects of all other media while also providing physical interactivity. objectively the best entertainment medium

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. braindead moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s actually inferior to other media in everything but the interactivity. Video games definitely have the most potential but they haven’t reached it yet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Somebody post the Roger Ebert copypasta about how games are games, not art.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      video games can never be true art unlike film or literature since they are truly limited by the definitions of player interactivity
      90% of games require character movement and the solving of logic based puzzles, this just comes with the medium, it's not art, it's a show, and you're clapping like a seal at every level

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I play autistic sandbox simulation style video games. They're actually different from other media because you're figuring out an intricate interactive system rather than being told a narrative.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reading is for slow-brained people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based Tate dabbing on pseuds
      5 billion IQ homie right here, I wish I was too smart to read books

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >to feel contempt
      maybe this loser should read?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Smartest tiktok user

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I like books
    >Cinemaphile
    >exists
    >never browse or post there
    >mfw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, they don't read books.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how do I browse books?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to "into" Cinemaphile because they have a very specific culture. Certain books have more discussion than others. They still can't get their heads around Infinite Jest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who can?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was me too till a couple months ago I tried to start a discussion on Jung. The place is an absolute shit show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been reading some of the books from it’s top 100. So far I’m impressed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is too pretentious to talk about 40k novels.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They get a lot of discussion on the scifi general there

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate all the ~~*Einstein*~~ worship in pop science. Newton was a god fearing Christian who discovered practical physics. Harvey Einstein made up a bunch of nonsense just to one-up hardworking physicists in the name of the israelites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pop science
      Wow it is almost as if you were an actual scientist, like the ones who post on Cinemaphile about how global warming is fake and the vaccines are fake.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Art itself is nothing to write home about. It is just a word. An idea. Unfortunately, this notion does not correspond to anything real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      filtered and npc pilled

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best discussions happen on Cinemaphile. Wow. I can’t even keep up.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is the savage detectives 600 pages long
    just started this shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Nancy Boys?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go ‘way!
      Batin’

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >LOOKIE LOOK AT THE WORD WOWZIES IM LE SMART CONSOOMING THE EXACT SAME CONTENT AS MOVIES BUT SLOWER

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    okay boomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't get the nazi comparison.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Technology is nazism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Nazis are bad
        >Youth culture is bad
        That's as far as it goes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally just
        >Nazis bad
        >phones bad
        It's boomerbrain humor, you wouldn't get it unless you were spending all your free time watching cable TV with the occasional going on a cruise peppered here and there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Old good new bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do boomers pretend they've ever read a book in their entire lives?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My parents watch more TV and look at their phones more than I do.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The tv is missing the star of David

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Explain why video games isn't a valid answer for the top of the hierarchy without resorting to memes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how is jumping around a 3D space looking for coins anything of merit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >hurr durr bing bing wahoo Mario is the only video game that exists
          I said without resorting to memes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, how is jumping around a 3D space looking for wumpa fruit anything of merit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t that correct?
      Well there’s also story depth which but that picture doesn’t account for it so I don’t see why video games isn’t valid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically true though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Naive moron zoomer

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone can watch a movie.
    Most cannot muster the concentration to finish a 200 page novel.
    Makes ya think.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are good movies and there a good books.
    I don’t see a foundation for an argument here. You’re comparing apples to oranges

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    warm giant pretzel vibranium with mustard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only read murder mysteries and non fiction. If you're into Cinemaphile shit and is reading fantasy, you really have no right to think you're above anyone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what non fiction do you read?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
          >Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Based on a true story
            >But no likeness intended to any person or event
            >Nor were any animals harmed

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cast them

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /lit/erature>Cinemaphileidya>film>>>>>>Wrong board>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    [...]

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off artin

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we are literally 451
    no one reads anymore

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile is a single person
    .. oh wait, it actually could be

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