The blacks invented blues, jazz and rock and roll. Every great and influential white musical act in history is blatantly ripping off black ones (see Elvis Presley, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Elton John, Stevie Ray Vaughan, CCR, White Stripes, etc.)
Doesn't matter if this triggers you, it's a fact. Now feel free to concede by replying with a wojak.
11 months ago
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They haven't invented a single thing since they began existing. You can pretend they have, and repeat it over and over but that doesn't make it true.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>They haven't invented a single thing since they began existing
No that's you
11 months ago
Anonymous
>no you
thanks for admitting defeat
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Every great and influential white musical act in history is blatantly ripping off black ones
Every great and influential white musical act in history is blatantly ripping off black ones
Bullshit. Prog, classical music, folk music. There are loads of great and influential white acts that don't have a trace of bongos and lip smacking.
You're just making this crap up.
>Elvis gets to act like a Black person and steal because Europeans invented music theory muhfugga
Wigger logic. This frog poster is worse than a wigger. He is and Allah forgive me. He is a spic
Kek /misc/turds are such morons they can’t even discern posters that are agreeing with them. Just kys you will never invent a thing except gooning techniques I guess
>jews are white when we need to leech off their accomplishments
now try again by removing israelites and watch it plummit, there is a reason europe had a dark ages..you are just low IQ snow monkeys in the forest without israelites(middle eastern) civilizing you by giving you abrahamic religion and math, enlightenement etc.
There was nobody else like him. A perfect storm of looks, talent, time period, charming juxtaposition of his simple country boy attitude with the glamour of his later years. I get if people aren't into him. But if you are into him, there's no one else that scratches that itch.
He must've felt he was going to go soon, and gave all he had left. In the video you can clearly see him find joy in the performance, that he can still do it
>He needed a full-time nurse and apparently refused to bathe throughout 1975, causing him to develop sores on his body. As a result of his horrendous diet, he suffered from chronic constipation and a post mortem found he had compacted stool that was four months old sitting in his bowel.
It's a damn shame that every version of this song just could only use his live vocal performance rather than a full production. One of Elvis' best next to Suspicious Minds.
I was gonna say All Shook Up, but double checked and he is credited with writing it just because he told a guy to write a song about being all shook up.
Blow it out your ass moron. Look at where the writers are now. Are they legends? No! They’re a bunch of homosexuals that need a real talent to perform their vision and take all the credit because some people are born to be losers
No. Elvis didn't use any illegal drugs. Everything he took was prescription medicine. Mostly painkillers and tranquilizers. They found like 14 different prescription medicines in his body after he died.
It really is tragic what happened to Elvis and he didn't deserve it at all.
He refused to do drugs, he refused to smoke weed, he refused to smoke cigarettes, he even refused to drink alcohol. Even after he was famous he waited until he was married to have sex. He was a devout Christian and a diehard patriot. He got drafted during the peak of his career and willingly chose to go be a tank mechanic in Germany even though they offered him deferments and easier jobs in the states. Despite all this, his doctors convinced him that medication given by a doctor isn't bad and they got him addicted to opioids and whatever other poison they pumped into him.
I could listen to Elvis all day. He will always be THE KING.
He died on the toilet grunting out a shit like king George
what was the appeal
he was da kang
He was what you would call a "kino" performer
he was a white guy who sang black music
Yes the blacks, who invented vocal harmonies, written music, guitars, pianos and 4/4 time signatures... Oh wait, no they didn't.
Yes they did did you even watch the movie
I don't watch movies
she cute
>she
Blacks invented every part of Elvis's act according to the movie.
>Blacks invented every part of Elvis's act according to the movie.
We wuz da kang n sheeeeit.
OH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON
Elvis stole his entire act from the Chitlin' Circuit, this is historical fact.
>blacks invented the theatre, live music, dancing and vaudeville
>actually it was invented by n*ggers who historically haven't even created a working wheel yet
The blacks invented blues, jazz and rock and roll. Every great and influential white musical act in history is blatantly ripping off black ones (see Elvis Presley, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Elton John, Stevie Ray Vaughan, CCR, White Stripes, etc.)
Doesn't matter if this triggers you, it's a fact. Now feel free to concede by replying with a wojak.
They haven't invented a single thing since they began existing. You can pretend they have, and repeat it over and over but that doesn't make it true.
>They haven't invented a single thing since they began existing
No that's you
>no you
thanks for admitting defeat
>Every great and influential white musical act in history is blatantly ripping off black ones
Every great and influential white musical act in history is blatantly ripping off black ones
Bullshit. Prog, classical music, folk music. There are loads of great and influential white acts that don't have a trace of bongos and lip smacking.
You're just making this crap up.
>Elvis gets to act like a Black person and steal because Europeans invented music theory muhfugga
Wigger logic. This frog poster is worse than a wigger. He is and Allah forgive me. He is a spic
Alan will NEVER forgive you.
Who the hell is Alan? Your boyfriend that teaches music theory?
The overwhelming success of white people and the seething it causes will never not be hilarious.
Kek /misc/turds are such morons they can’t even discern posters that are agreeing with them. Just kys you will never invent a thing except gooning techniques I guess
>jews are white when we need to leech off their accomplishments
now try again by removing israelites and watch it plummit, there is a reason europe had a dark ages..you are just low IQ snow monkeys in the forest without israelites(middle eastern) civilizing you by giving you abrahamic religion and math, enlightenement etc.
>dark ages
I really hope you're not an adult who still somehow doesn't have a grasp of what the "dark ages" were.
>dark ages
What were they?
>perpetuating the myth of the dark ages
>accusing others of having low IQ
Aight mange.
>t.zoomer that gets news from other zoomers
If Armenians are white
There was nobody else like him. A perfect storm of looks, talent, time period, charming juxtaposition of his simple country boy attitude with the glamour of his later years. I get if people aren't into him. But if you are into him, there's no one else that scratches that itch.
He was the King
Normalgays can't think for themselves and just go along with what everybody else was saying.
white guy singing like a Black folk he was the eminem of his time
Eminem is nowhere near as big as Elvis
kino of the highest magnitude
>barely manages to talk
>seems half alive
>yet the vocal performance is almost impeccable
King shit
It's unbelievable, fat bloated sweaty dying man waddles to piano and mumbles some shit and then sings like that. I don't understand.
He knew his next shit would be his last
He must've felt he was going to go soon, and gave all he had left. In the video you can clearly see him find joy in the performance, that he can still do it
pure kino
Reminds me of how Hank Williams was chewing amphetamines like candy and knocking out tunes left and right towards the end
The video seems like it's gonna be a complete joke but then he has the voice of an angel, it's insane.
His movie Kissin' Cousins was very Cinemaphile. As the name might imply.
>TAAAAAAKE MYYYY HAAAAND TAKE MY KINOOOO TOOOOOO
move over pelvis a new King is in town
he should learn how to sing 1st
>he should learn how to sing 1st
>He needed a full-time nurse and apparently refused to bathe throughout 1975, causing him to develop sores on his body. As a result of his horrendous diet, he suffered from chronic constipation and a post mortem found he had compacted stool that was four months old sitting in his bowel.
Don't do opiates and have a fat heavy diet, kids.
It's a damn shame that every version of this song just could only use his live vocal performance rather than a full production. One of Elvis' best next to Suspicious Minds.
Elvis didn’t write a single song
I was gonna say All Shook Up, but double checked and he is credited with writing it just because he told a guy to write a song about being all shook up.
He actually could sing. "writing your own songs" is meaningless for the quality of the record.
so?
Blow it out your ass moron. Look at where the writers are now. Are they legends? No! They’re a bunch of homosexuals that need a real talent to perform their vision and take all the credit because some people are born to be losers
I HUNGERRRRR
the real footage was the only good part of that shitty elvis movie
The cut from the movie to this was a stroke of genius ngl
Absolute kino
The new from Hawaii by satellite album on spotify is kino
Damn Elvis too soon
Que?
>WELL, SINCE MY BABY LEFT ME
GODSPEED MY LOVE
BAYYYYYBEH BAAAAY-BEHHHH
Watched this live on TV. I was ill and absent from school. The most cringeworthy performance I have ever witnessed.
He got architected so hard.
How did he die again?
Taking a humongous dump
Too fat
Then aliens stole his body and revived him
Now he's hidding in his elvis underground fortress, biding his time
israelite doctors kept giving him opioids
i mean he was basically a heroin addict
and add whatever the frick more like amphetamines etc
No. Elvis didn't use any illegal drugs. Everything he took was prescription medicine. Mostly painkillers and tranquilizers. They found like 14 different prescription medicines in his body after he died.
Just like Michael Jackson
>Just like Michael Jackson
Not quite. Michael Jackson was black. For him, it was just more convenient to have an in house dealer on call 24/7.
>in house dealer
aka his doctor
vaxxed
On the throne, like all worthy kings do.
It really is tragic what happened to Elvis and he didn't deserve it at all.
He refused to do drugs, he refused to smoke weed, he refused to smoke cigarettes, he even refused to drink alcohol. Even after he was famous he waited until he was married to have sex. He was a devout Christian and a diehard patriot. He got drafted during the peak of his career and willingly chose to go be a tank mechanic in Germany even though they offered him deferments and easier jobs in the states. Despite all this, his doctors convinced him that medication given by a doctor isn't bad and they got him addicted to opioids and whatever other poison they pumped into him.
I could listen to Elvis all day. He will always be THE KING.
Gee I wonder what type of doctor would do that to someone in the entertainment industry.
Is it okay if I still prefer The Righteous Brothers version?
>Is it okay if I still prefer The Righteous Brothers version?
For me, it's the Robson and Jerome version.
Loved watching Robson Greene's fishing show while eating my dinner.
He was such an old soul. Mystical quality to that man.
What was this Dutch c**t's problem?
prime elvis still mogs most men still
Still?
Kek. The guys whole channel is family home movies and farting celebrities.
He has not actually singing there. He was a fraud.
>muh prescription pills, muh buuuurgers! Muh hard attag!
Why are Americans like this?
Freedom isn't free
WELL-A WELL-A WELL-A WELL-A
WELLLLLL IT'S RICK AND MORTY TIME!
>MUHHH FOOOOOLLLS GOLD SAMMY
It was kino