Open the door to your house and see him

Sitting in your kitchen table chair.

What the frick do you do ??

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd flip the coin

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pull out a coin first and tell him to call it. He's too autistic to resist.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Offer him some milk

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him he has a cool haircut

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call it. If my post number ends in an odd number, then I get tails. Even, it's heads.
    I call heads.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coin lands on its side
      Well what the frick is this supposed to mean?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Particular events call for particular measures.
        Chigurh puts one shell in his shotgun, spins the gun and plays some Shotgun roulette with you

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw a handful of coins in the air just as he flips his coin

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cook him a meal

    Showing care and inclusion is how you defeat psychotic autism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liberalism wins. No Country For Old Men is now a buddy comedy

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just don't bother him. He only killed people that interfered with his job or asked too many questions otherwise he would've murdered the children at the end.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did you come back I told you we were closed

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laugh at his stupid haircut then beat the shit out of him

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Taurus Judge is a five shot revolver designed and produced by Taurus International, chambered for . 410 bore shot shells and the . 45 Colt cartridge. Taurus promotes the Judge as a self-defense tool against carjacking and for home protection.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    15 rounds of 200 grain JHP 10mm

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who are you?
    >Leave, please.
    >*Call the police if he stays
    That.
    (I've never seen that movie)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(USER WAS SHOTGUNNED FOR THIS POST)

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would hug him and tell him i love him for what hes done so far

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spamming No Country threads over and over with your discord buddies

    please frick off

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the no country for old men discord is a real thing that exists we just say "told you I ain't got no superreacts" and post gifs from the movie all day even though there are very few humorous moments

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have sat down and listened to him, and that’s what nobody did.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suck him off, and that's what nobody did.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can see my kitchen table chair when helf entering my home
    I'll just quickly duck back and close the door shut on key
    I have a heavy steel main entrance door too
    And you can't open this lock from inside
    He's now trapped
    Check and mate Sugar

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would've listened to my pants unzipping, my big floppy wiener whipping out and his big ass beaner lips wrapping around my wiener, and that's what nobody did

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A quick death, thank you Jesus.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would’ve hired him a prostitute thats what nobody did ??

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do a 360 and walk away, I don't have a kitchen chair or table so I'm in the wrong house.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Ich gehe davon aus, dass Sie die Arbeit erledigt haben, ja?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give him a baja blast in exchange for my life

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    shoot him

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *