>Or else you'll do what?
>Or else you'll do what?
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be a big guy
If they want to make more shekels they'd bring the show back and have Walt in a super maximum prison giving the DEA tips on meth and shit. Suprised in this chud pedo world they haven't done this already.
Also Holly grown up somehow finds him. And she has big tits.
El Camino already established that he died tho
movie sucked balls
it's a masterpiece compared to the many cucks of newcark
felt like watching a really long episode, imo
didnt really feel like a movie
Witness protection, or reveal that Walt hired a double.
I'd watch it. But Cranston is way too old to pull it off anymore. this is him in full makeup and post photo touch-up
>present day show
>he's too old
Do you not understand the passage of time?
>literally looks like he always had looked
>show would be present day
I don't get your post.
ngl he lookin drippy af
Dude looks sharp. Must be nice to both have your hair in good shape at that age and also look kino while bald, the man can't lose
Because it was heard on a news station? Oh my god like why would the fbi lie.
Actually, it was seen by the viewer.
nobody saw it
Walt died in the finale, speedwatching scum.
nah fuck walt, He's done.
fuck walter. mike deserves his own show. it wouldn’t be hard to show that he actually survived the shooting and now mentors a badass chick or something. shit, make the chick gus’s daughter or sister or maybe even holly white and it ties in to the show overall.
>mike and holly, having just survived a brutal mission, escape from the mexico desert bullet-ridden, bloody, and starving
>first restaurant they come across is Los Pollos Hermanos
>cut to the two of them at a table eating fried chicken
>Mike: “you know... i worked for Gus Fring for years. odd jobs, hits, you name it. the pay was good, but, god damn... his chicken was the best pay a guy could ask for.” (licks chickenbone clean)
>holly: “pass the salt?”
>rough-looking bikers enter the store and start terrorizing the customers
>mike: i wouldn’t do that if i were you
>biker: what are you gonna do about it, old man?
>holly smiles
>cut to the bikers being lead out in an ambulance
good post.
>wouldn’t be hard to show that he actually survived the shooting
Mike's body was dissolved in acid
they could show a flashback where there was a hole at the bottom of the barrel. or they show a hidden cutscene where walter replaces the acid with just water or faygo would be even funnier haha
That would be hilarious
bravo vince
I love this copypasta because it's exactly the kind of retarded cringe that mike actually had written for him frequently
>walks into a ghetto so he can beat up some thug and terrify all his friends
it would be cringe if mike didn’t look 200 years old, but he’s so decrepit it just becomes funny
tbh they could easily make another prequel show with young Hector, Bolsa, Eladio, Gus etc. Even a young Gus centric show.
Wouldn't make sense though since we know Mike ages in reverse but the actor is older now.
>reminded by drowning pool starts playing
id watch this just because i love the bb universe. i know it's cheesy but it's fun
>it wouldn’t be hard to show that he actually survived the shooting
Did Walt just leave his corpse there by the side of the river? Mike knowing that a gut shot takes about 15 minutes to kill you and playing dead so he could escape would definitely be fitting for his character.
Is this the ironic shitposting i keep hearing about? Holy shit this post is trash.
No. If there are to be any more spin off's, it will be a prequel of Jack and friends. "Better call the nazis" I think.
Why did he say this? It was fucking stupid to provoke him further.
As setup to exposition for the slower members of the audience.
This show is pozzed
Didn't ask.
No it isn't, what the fuck are you talking about?
It's extremely anti white. It's a tale that forces the white man to give up
>portrays white family (styler and walter) as dysfunctional (along with a disabled son)
>portrays mixed family (Jesse and that Mexican chick) as wholesome and functional
>Gretchen and Elliot (garden gnomes) portrayed as kind and caring but the evil white man hates the garden gnomes and threatens them
>gay man (gus)
You'd think Jesse calling Walt hitler was just a gag but it's a subtle anti white message
Get off this website. It's rotting your tiny zoomer brain.
the whole point of Andrea's character is to create drama over Jesse's addictive personality, and inability to grow up and become a man on the same level as Walt.
dont spoonfeed
>mixed breeding is... le good!
You are not white.
Yes I am.
Anon come on. We can tell.
nope
mixed family (Jesse and that Mexican chick) as wholesome and functional
Literally how? It started by Jesse selling her drugs and her eventually being murdered over Jesse's own criminal connections.
>Gretchen and Elliot (garden gnomes) portrayed as kind and caring
Except it's revealed that they fucked Walt for personal gain and their "kindness" to walt was just to appease their own guilt over it.
I guess if you are retarded enough, you can see what you want to see in anything.
>Show starts
>Jesse's a fucking moron
>Walts the rational actor
>show ends
>Jesse's the rational actor
>Walt's a fucking moron
BTS is a better show.
Keep you as our sex slave and move you into your cage like your friend Jesse. Gets lonely at nights out here with just a bunch of us bikers y'know.
Walt was a moron for not taking Elliot's offer, that scene was all it took to show how much of a prideful jackass he was
>I will eat your wife.
>I will eat your son
>I will eat your infant daughter....
popcorners
tuco's line about a mule was very conHispanicuously absent there
I miss Jimmy bros
>You just signed your death warrant queer boy
>zoomer polcel (complete with classic painting display pic) projects his obsession with wokeism onto 15 year old show
cool
didn't watch
don't worry i watched it twice (started it and scrolled to the end x 2) so you're covered
I will fuck Ted
>hahaha I killed Gale, what are you even going to do about it? pay me bitch you can't kill me I bet you can't hahahahahaha jesse won't let you I'm in charge here
>you're fired
>SAUL PLEASE YOU GOTTA HELP ME OH MY GOD GUS IS GOING TO KILL ME, HE'S GOING TO KILL MY FAMILY... HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN? SAUL PLEASE HANK DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIE OVER THIS... SKYLER WHERE'S THE MONEY WE HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>Oh and Jesse, one more thing.
>I watched your gf die
>That's it, take him away boys!
>Be sure to be rough with his tight lil b-hole, it's Breaking Bad.