>Or else you'll do what?

>Or else you'll do what?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    be a big guy

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If they want to make more shekels they'd bring the show back and have Walt in a super maximum prison giving the DEA tips on meth and shit. Suprised in this troony pedo world they haven't done this already.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also Holly grown up somehow finds him. And she has big breasts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      El Camino already established that he died tho

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        movie sucked balls

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's a masterpiece compared to the many cucks of newcark

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          felt like watching a really long episode, imo
          didnt really feel like a movie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Walt died in the finale, speedwatching scum.

        Witness protection, or reveal that Walt hired a double.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If they want to make more shekels they'd bring the show back and have Walt in a super maximum prison giving the DEA tips on meth and shit. Suprised in this troony pedo world they haven't done this already.

          I'd watch it. But Cranston is way too old to pull it off anymore. this is him in full makeup and post photo touch-up

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >present day show
            >he's too old
            Do you not understand the passage of time?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >literally looks like he always had looked
            >show would be present day
            I don't get your post.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ngl he lookin drippy af

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ngl he lookin drippy af

            Dude looks sharp. Must be nice to both have your hair in good shape at that age and also look kino while bald, the man can't lose

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Walt died in the finale, speedwatching scum.

        Because it was heard on a news station? Oh my god like why would the fbi lie.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, it was seen by the viewer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nobody saw it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Walt died in the finale, speedwatching scum.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nah frick walt, He's done.
      frick walter. mike deserves his own show. it wouldn’t be hard to show that he actually survived the shooting and now mentors a badass chick or something. shit, make the chick gus’s daughter or sister or maybe even holly white and it ties in to the show overall.

      >mike and holly, having just survived a brutal mission, escape from the mexico desert bullet-ridden, bloody, and starving
      >first restaurant they come across is Los Pollos Hermanos
      >cut to the two of them at a table eating fried chicken
      >Mike: “you know... i worked for Gus Fring for years. odd jobs, hits, you name it. the pay was good, but, god damn... his chicken was the best pay a guy could ask for.” (licks chickenbone clean)
      >holly: “pass the salt?”
      >rough-looking bikers enter the store and start terrorizing the customers
      >mike: i wouldn’t do that if i were you
      >biker: what are you gonna do about it, old man?
      >holly smiles
      >cut to the bikers being lead out in an ambulance

      Also Holly grown up somehow finds him. And she has big breasts.

      good post.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >wouldn’t be hard to show that he actually survived the shooting

        Mike's body was dissolved in acid

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they could show a flashback where there was a hole at the bottom of the barrel. or they show a hidden cutscene where walter replaces the acid with just water or faygo would be even funnier haha

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That would be hilarious

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            bravo vince

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I love this copypasta because it's exactly the kind of moronic cringe that mike actually had written for him frequently
        >walks into a ghetto so he can beat up some thug and terrify all his friends

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it would be cringe if mike didn’t look 200 years old, but he’s so decrepit it just becomes funny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        tbh they could easily make another prequel show with young Hector, Bolsa, Eladio, Gus etc. Even a young Gus centric show.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't make sense though since we know Mike ages in reverse but the actor is older now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >reminded by drowning pool starts playing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        id watch this just because i love the bb universe. i know it's cheesy but it's fun

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it wouldn’t be hard to show that he actually survived the shooting
        Did Walt just leave his corpse there by the side of the river? Mike knowing that a gut shot takes about 15 minutes to kill you and playing dead so he could escape would definitely be fitting for his character.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >wouldn’t be hard to show that he actually survived the shooting

          Mike's body was dissolved in acid

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is this the ironic shitposting i keep hearing about? Holy shit this post is trash.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. If there are to be any more spin off's, it will be a prequel of Jack and friends. "Better call the nazis" I think.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he say this? It was fricking stupid to provoke him further.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As setup to exposition for the slower members of the audience.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This show is pozzed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't ask.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn't, what the frick are you talking about?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's extremely anti white. It's a tale that forces the white man to give up
        >portrays white family (styler and walter) as dysfunctional (along with a disabled son)
        >portrays mixed family (Jesse and that Mexican chick) as wholesome and functional
        >Gretchen and Elliot (jews) portrayed as kind and caring but the evil white man hates the israelites and threatens them
        >gay man (gus)

        You'd think Jesse calling Walt hitler was just a gag but it's a subtle anti white message

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Get off this website. It's rotting your tiny zoomer brain.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the whole point of Andrea's character is to create drama over Jesse's addictive personality, and inability to grow up and become a man on the same level as Walt.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            dont spoonfeed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >mixed breeding is... le good!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >mixed breeding is... le good!

          You are not white.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I am.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Anon come on. We can tell.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              nope

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          mixed family (Jesse and that Mexican chick) as wholesome and functional
          Literally how? It started by Jesse selling her drugs and her eventually being murdered over Jesse's own criminal connections.
          >Gretchen and Elliot (jews) portrayed as kind and caring
          Except it's revealed that they fricked Walt for personal gain and their "kindness" to walt was just to appease their own guilt over it.
          I guess if you are moronic enough, you can see what you want to see in anything.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Show starts
    >Jesse's a fricking moron
    >Walts the rational actor
    >show ends
    >Jesse's the rational actor
    >Walt's a fricking moron
    BTS is a better show.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Keep you as our sex slave and move you into your cage like your friend Jesse. Gets lonely at nights out here with just a bunch of us bikers y'know.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Walt was a moron for not taking Elliot's offer, that scene was all it took to show how much of a prideful jackass he was

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I will eat your wife.
    >I will eat your son
    >I will eat your infant daughter....

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    popcorners

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tuco's line about a mule was very conspicuously absent there

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Jimmy bros

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You just signed your death warrant queer boy

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >zoomer polcel (complete with classic painting display pic) projects his obsession with wokeism onto 15 year old show
    cool
    didn't watch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry i watched it twice (started it and scrolled to the end x 2) so you're covered

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will frick Ted

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hahaha I killed Gale, what are you even going to do about it? pay me b***h you can't kill me I bet you can't hahahahahaha jesse won't let you I'm in charge here
    >you're fired
    >SAUL PLEASE YOU GOTTA HELP ME OH MY GOD GUS IS GOING TO KILL ME, HE'S GOING TO KILL MY FAMILY... HOW THE FRICK DID THIS HAPPEN? SAUL PLEASE HANK DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIE OVER THIS... SKYLER WHERE'S THE MONEY WE HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT FRICKING NOW

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh and Jesse, one more thing.
    >I watched your gf die
    >That's it, take him away boys!
    >Be sure to be rough with his tight lil b-hole, it's Breaking Bad.

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