>order popcorn, a large soda and a box of candy at my local kinoplex
>about to pay
>"The payment terminal is going to ask you a question :)"
How do you respond in this kafkaesque situation?
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>order popcorn, a large soda and a box of candy at my local kinoplex. >about to pay
>custom amount
moron
Just hit skip.
>she goes to the poorplex instead of just using her work's boardroom with a projector and more expensive set up
anons... do... you not have good jobs?
>she
Anons forgot women exist
no I just thought it was rude that you assumed their gender
It's not 2016, we can put it in our names like this^^
Ah I see thank you. Now I know you are trans.
You're welcome:3
How ableist of you to misgender them
Channels are like 10 years too late to trolling and it really is like watching the moronic kid at school trying to fit in
>she
>custom amount
>0%
Why do amerifats pay for a service provided by people who already receive payment for it? It's not like they are sucking my dick.
I mever understood the tiping concept in ameriisraeli culture, just like strip clubs; why the FRICK will I spend money looking at a naked broad I can't even touch instead of going to a prostitutehouse with the bros and fricking prostitutes for the same price of a lap dance?
If you are using a condom it feels no better than just jerking off. If you don't use a condom you are insane, like gay bug chaser type crazy.
They'll get all passive aggressive and pissy. I'll throw them some poor person change just to avoid all that shit
>thats why you didn't get a tip, because you were a homosexual about
Simple. In the US at least you have the freedom of speech to deliver this line at any server in any establishment.
okay just don't go back a second time because they will 100% cum and spit in your food
its like this
>company cant raise prices nobody will use service
>employee gets fricked un-workable wage
>people give a frick about people so help out
its kind of fricked but it basically preys on humanity to extort wealth (cynical)
or it helps small businesses survive (optimistic)
^
i bet said same businesses dont pay bonuses on a good week
I 15-20% after I get my food so they don't spit in it
smart move
also its not the employees fault really thats why its so effective
and if they are working shit conditions as you say it turns them into loose cannons
bro as a strategy its fricking impressive
How much do i tip to get a hot guy to blow his load on my burger or in my mouth
its more of a pour at that point and probably a lot
maybe 4 bottles of Moet?
Have you ever had warm cum right out of the tap?
protip btw
the more fricked up your company the bigger the tip
if your a tip worker find a company that people hate
like if apple made good fries or something
you would make stacks of cash
It's because the employer wants the customer to compensate for the worker's shit wage.
it's meant to incentivise good customer service but that's not how it's used anymore
>press custom tip
>enter -5.08
>profit
What if I want to tip cash so the glowBlack person IRS cant see it
Do Americans really tip payment terminals?
>CA$
>America
>We are not Indian saar, we are Pakistani!
The difference?
>The difference?
Widespread gun ownership and the ability to say whatever legally
It's for card payments in general...you've never had any money have you?
Yes? You don't have payment terminals in your third world shithole? How do you order McDonalds? Is it called Mustafa Donaldishu where you're from?
simple we just dont have tipping, i guess that is just an incomprehensible concept for you burgers
there's no fricking way popcorn, a large soda, and a box of candy costed you $5.
>popcorn, a large soda and a box of candy
>3.60 burgers
the hell
Women aren’t real, there’s only men and dongless traps
Why do the suggestions start at 50% what the frick
How much do you guys tip your tire mechanics? I'm getting new tires on Monday and I don't want the tire mechanic to slash my tires if I don't tip him enough
If it's costco I tip 15%, anywhere else like Pep Boys is a 25%
Do you go to the back and give it to the mechanic yourself or do you give it to the sales guy? I thinkbif I give it to the sales guy the mechanic won't get it
Just go to the mechanic and tuck it into his belt or front pocket, and wink. The wink is important.
What I like to do is bend over the hood and angle my ass towards him then wiggle it a bit.
a handjob is usually enough
I tip at the bars I frequent so I get my drink right when I sit down no matter how busy it is and how many people are waiting, plus after a certain point they just charge you for one or two and you just give them a tip for the rest.
The online order form for pizza even asks for a tip if you drive there and pick it up yourself
tips are pooled most places, the guy making the pizza isn't getting paid shit either
>50+%
this should be illegal
You don't want them to spit in your gas tank
>they’re gonna spit in your food!
how dumb are you Black folk? at a movie theater they give you a closed box of candy or fill the popcorn bucket in front of you.
The discussion has obviously expanded to other places. People were talking about tires earlier does your theater sell tires?
Maybe it’s a drive in.
Who's dumber? them for the obvious thing they don't do, or you falling for the most obvious lie in the world
Minorities 10
The white race 8
>custom amount
>$0.00
>accept
not that hard
Tips are for those who work tip jobs. Waitresses, delivery drivers etc are paid less because the tips supplement their paycheck. I do not mind tipping these people, I was one of them when I was younger. But for those who get regular paychecks should never be tipped. They are simply doing their job. Also many times their bosses keep the tips.
>How do you respond in this kafkaesque situation?
by not returning usually.