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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne kinda cute

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >free school books
        you'd have to steal them to be free

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We don't make high schoolers buy their own school books

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >13 dollars for a pair of bangles
        ???

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are socks $5?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sawn-off shotgun to kill this little shit: Potentially free!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Velma Black isn't smart.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its Velma Indian

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sweater with room for two

        Not with her lardness crammed into it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are socks $5?

        The real question is the free school books.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    …and that dog can freakin’ TALK, mannnn…

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >smartly

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, it was infinitely smarter than just "dark adult scooby doo" too, seeing as they were all well-researched caricatures of some of the most fricked up people of the hippy era.
    You're not going to see many cartoons quoting the S.C.U.M. Manifesto, even now when some people would laud it as progressive rather than insane.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Qrd on those fricked up people?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even looking it up: Ted Bundy, the Son of Sam, Patty Hearst and Valerie Solanas. It's pretty fricked up how well they fit, though physically the SoS as "Sonny" is stretching it a bit (though the dog angle made it too perfect not to use)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ted Bundy, Valerie Solanos, Son of Sam, and I never understood the reference for Daphne but some kind of Stockholm syndrome victim.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Shaggy and Scooby were based on the Son of Sam serial killer who said his dog told him to kill people
        >Velma was based on Valarie Solonis, who was a radical feminist who wanted to kill all men, most famous for shooing Andy Warhol
        >Fred was based on Ted Bundy, intelligent and handsome serial killer
        >Daphne was based on Patty Hearst, a rich girl who was kidnapped by left wing terrorists and ended up joining them

        Such a great parody, I love how fricking dark it was.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow didn't know this

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the beauty of it, the episode still works perfectly even if you don't recognize the caricatures

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Iirc Doc Hammer comments that the episode is very clever and well constructed but he didn't like how unaligned the Venture boys act wih their slight but notable development at that point in the series. Edlund wasn't as involved as them obviously so he fell back to the very prototype of the boys: all golly-gee and cripes with no idea of the seriousness of any situation they're involved in.

              Makes sense, yeah it was a very well constructed episode. I feel like it's aligned well enough, this is the ep where the boys first learn they're clones right? They take that seriously and freak out until Doc yells at them and snaps them out of it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not exactly, they discover they have a super-special christmas present clone army, but being them they don't put 1+1 and reason they may be clones themselves. This is season 2, and they don't explicitly learn that fact until S5 iirc

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        From left to right in the OP image
        Patty Hearst; Kidnapping victim abused/stockholme'd into gun-toting accomplice
        Valerie Solanas; Hardcore literally-kill-all-men feminist who wrote the SCUM manifesto cum paranoid schizophrenic who shot Andy Warhol
        Ted Bundy; Serial killer, rapist, necophilliac with a kill count of 30+
        David Berkowitz/Son of Sam; serial killer who claimed to get his orders from a talking dog, possessed by a demon.
        Not!Scooby; The son of sam dog.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          add to that all of them traveling around living out of a van like the fricking Manson family and it's just perfect

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's especially funny because they actually reference Patty Hearst in the Brisbyland episode ("What, did you set it to 'Patty Hearst'?"), which makes it kind of weird for the not-scooby-doo Patty to be a reference to her as well.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sadly they missed the chance of making a reference to Val in the Doom Factory episode as Wes Warhammer was literally bald Andy Warhol lmao

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Valerie Solanas; Hardcore literally-kill-all-men feminist who wrote the SCUM manifesto cum paranoid schizophrenic who shot Andy Warhol
              [...]
              Also technically they parody Valerie again with Frigid.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bald Andy Warhol

              I guess it makes sense considering the irl Warhol was going bald and would get royally pissed if anyone saw him without the wig.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Valerie Solanas; Hardcore literally-kill-all-men feminist who wrote the SCUM manifesto cum paranoid schizophrenic who shot Andy Warhol

          It's especially funny because they actually reference Patty Hearst in the Brisbyland episode ("What, did you set it to 'Patty Hearst'?"), which makes it kind of weird for the not-scooby-doo Patty to be a reference to her as well.

          Also technically they parody Valerie again with Frigid.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            She's Brigid Berlin not Solanas

            Sadly they missed the chance of making a reference to Val in the Doom Factory episode as Wes Warhammer was literally bald Andy Warhol lmao

            >She just shows up in the middle of the party says something vague about stealing an idea
            >Unloads a .35 in Wes' direction maybe wings a bystander but he's untouched and unphased
            >Is gently escorted out by Gerard and Trashenstein as though they expected it
            >Wes returns to talking up Doctor Venture as nothing happened and Party resumes as though an awkward argument just happened

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            Frigid is a parody of Brigid Berlin, not Val.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know bpd b***hes would be eating up scum manifesto dialogue.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It might be funny to filter that into online conversation and then pull the rug out and let them know it's the insane ramblings of an actual schizophrenic who shot people.
        Who am I kidding? They'd either refuse to believe you or act like she was a brave misunderstood genius and double down. Parody, Satire and Subtlety is dead.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the first episode of VB that made me go "wow, this is REALLY good", and I later realized it was one of the two only eps not written by Hammer or Publick, but by their mentor Ben Edlund (the basis for their later character, "Ben", and creator of The Tick). Not throwing shade on them though, I still love plenty other later episodes just as much.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like the last Tick 94 episode to me. Neither Tick show afterwords really felt the same(by design).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like the last Tick 94 episode to me. Neither Tick show afterwords really felt the same(by design).

      Iirc Doc Hammer comments that the episode is very clever and well constructed but he didn't like how unaligned the Venture boys act wih their slight but notable development at that point in the series. Edlund wasn't as involved as them obviously so he fell back to the very prototype of the boys: all golly-gee and cripes with no idea of the seriousness of any situation they're involved in.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Animating the dog's sheath was a bit much.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? It's just a sideways "j" under the dog's stomach. Easy peasy. Do you have the same complaint when a children's cartoon shows an "x" where an animal's butthole is supposed to be instead of just a flat surface?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was just bumping the thread from page 10 dude, I've gotten 3 day vacations before simply for making and Out Of Placers thread.
        What counts as "furry pornography" according to the jannies is whatever talking animals that they don't like, while shit like

        stays up.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luv me a good scooby parody

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one turned on by the thought of Feminist Velma just openly molesting Stockholm Daphne too weak will to stop her.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Hell Show did a "dark and edgy" Scooby Doo parody in 2002 which was just a small segment and not an entire show where the entire joke was "what if a masked criminal was also a killer" and it still managed to be funnier than the entirety of Velma somehow.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patty: I don’t know about this, Ted…
    Ted: Patty, if God didn’t want us to solve this mystery, he wouldn’t have had us run out of gas here.
    Patty: But…what’s the Mystery?
    Sonny: Hey, Y’know, we’re not out of gas, man…We got a five gallon tank in the back of the…
    Ted: Why do you hate God so much?
    Sonny: I don’t hate God, Man…
    Ted: Well, God thinks you hate him, and that’s just as bad as hating him. So how about you and Groovy go and start looking for some clues!
    Sonny: Clues to what? What is your trip?
    Ted: Clues to why I don’t chain you to the back of my van and roadhaul you until you’re nothing but a pelvis – wearing a belt!
    Groovy the Bloodhound: Guy’s pissin’ on your lawn, man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also their "dark scooby doo" take wasn't 'lol random', they were based on real people whose experiences were both memorable and relevant to the characters. They were a bit too 'inside baseball' for me to really get back in the day, but like most references in the show if you were in on the gag it was hilarious. New Velma characters are just like "hi, my name is Shit Eater Jones, and my sole defining character trait is in my name" and then they expect to wring like a solid 8 minutes of laughs out of that character without putting in any effort, because they genuinely think you are stupid. And I guess in their favor they're usually right, for their audience. Is it worse if they're right?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everybody standing like there's something wrong with them and they're about to collapse?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oddly they comment on that exaggerated sort of bad posture they use for many characters in the artbook. They like the "defeated" look it gives them apparently

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta say the Boys from Brazil line caught me so fricking off-guard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That film must've been a huge deal in the 70's because even the twist with Batman Beyond im JLU is taken from it.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the days when bastardizing old shows was done out of actual fun for the audience. Now, its just angry feminist lesbians who hate men wearing the skin of old shows.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the normal Mystery Gang were implied to exist separately from this group of looser as Velma allegedly gave action Johnny herpes.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they're clones then are they really technically brothers ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Technically

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