>outsells the first issue of DC's big winter event

>outsells the first issue of DC's big winter event
What went wrong DCbros?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't have blue troonys

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That moronic retcon is still canon??

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Johns retconned every blue troony DC ever had, now we're left only with our lone blue gigaomnichad.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Nightcralwer Spider-Man?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He couldn't comprehend that Mystique is his father now, so he tried to become Spider-Man cause his parents are dead.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is wanted worldwide for murdering politicians around the world under mind control
      So he's left the mutants so that they don't get caught up for his shit and dressing up as a webslinger

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Marvel can only sell
      >X-men comics
      >Spider-Man comics
      >comics with Spider-Man and X-men

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In this particular case, Spurrier's Nightcrawler books have all been low sellers, so they decided to make him Spider-Man as a last ditch attempt. It didn't work. But it turns out loads of people are into lesbian futa sex.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It didn't work.
          Each issue has been one of the best-selling comics of the week
          https://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/Top%2010/text/%22Uncanny%20spider-man%22/

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Primarily cause they made it a solo issue instead of part of the actual faux-Spider-Man series. Although I won't discount people being very into reading about lesbian futa babies.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hulk also sells.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          only when it's Immortal Hulk or apeing Immortal Hulk though it's not like Greg Paks Hulk was selling well post Secret Wars

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s the UNCANNY Spider-Man.
      X-Men are branching out now. That’s why Dr Doom has his own Latveria mutant team called the D-Men.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        D-Man won't stand for this.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          D-Man is too busy being queer now.
          And tell him to stop stealing Daredevil’s and Wolverine’s costumes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since Flatscans stole Captain Krakoa mantle from us mutants. Then we’re stealing Soider-Man mantle from you humans.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>israelite erasure

      Oy vey! Literall Holocaust!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait 'til you hear of Joe Simon, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the buttbaby issue sold well
    The absolute state of X-gays. Truly beyond salvation. Marvel poo right into their mouths and they ask for more.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Crisis, Lazarus Planet and Knight Terrors went wrong. I already know Beast World will be painfully boring. I would take offensively bad over that.

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