>over 100 people killed in plane crash because pilots literally stop flying the plane to check on a fricking lightbulb

>over 100 people killed in plane crash because pilots literally stop flying the plane to check on a fricking lightbulb
How? Isn't the number one rule as a pilot to fricking pilot the plane?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The plane wants to fly. It'll take care of itself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't fly so good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, I was thinking about posting this (though I was going to use “he” instead of “it”.)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who wants to try next?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. They should have performed the proper canticles to the Omnissiah in order to appease the plane's machine spirit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously not

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dutch pilots should be officially prohibited from getting a license

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, as strange as it is:
    Rule 1: check lightbulb
    Rule 2: fly plane
    its one of those things from the old days that just didnt get changed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When you receive advanced training you're upgraded to

      Rule 1: GAAN
      Rule 2: Check Lightbulb
      Rule 3: Fly plane

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        GAAN training at the KLM Pilot School of Tenerife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were all macho, take charge old-school pilots. That particular crash changed the way airlines did things up in the wienerpit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do some people really need a manual to say not to have both pilots stop piloting the aircraft to change a light bulb?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unironically what was his fricking problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WE GAAN

      What did he mean by this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gewoon, WE GAAN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pan AM shits had it coming

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with you people? Lives were lost. Human beings died. Mothers, fathers, sons, daughters...and you're making "funny" greentexts and memes? This isn't a joke. It's a tragedy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No one even remembers Tenerife.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Walt?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Over six hundred people died! 167 compared to that is like, nothing!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Pan Am shits died...and you're laughing?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          t. tower

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pan AM staff survived, moronic KLM crew all died.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          PAN AM ARE PUSSIES, they turned broad side to run away. Should have faced Zaten head on. Frick PAN AM
          >

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically what did he think was going to happen?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The other plane should have seen him coming and gotten out of his way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this guy and what did he do?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ran a plane into an other plane and killed 500 including himself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He went where no man has gaan before

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WE GAAN

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What do you get when you cross a taxiing Pan AM flight WITH THE SUPERSTAR PILOT OF KLM AIRLINES THAT'S POSITIONED AND READ FOR TAKEOFF? ILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET! WE GAAN!

          Holy based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What's the source of this image?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The original transcript isn’t as dramatic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That conversation is far scarier tho.
              I was wondering if that image was from some actual conversation that referenced Tenerife.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you fricking moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          transcripts are kino

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >opening wienerpit window midflight

            What?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they are still on the runway revving up the engines just before takeoff

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >guy getting sucked into the engine midflight

              What?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they tell you not to open the door for a reason

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Death of Superman.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                don't wear a cape

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >closes window before replying
            Comedykino, it's like a Seinfeld gag

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it needs to be in airplane 3

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what flight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Poster boy pilot for whatever company
        Doesn't have clearance to take off
        says frick it we're going anyway (???? dunno what he thought would happen)
        rams into a pan am plane that's taxiing
        kill I think everyone onboard both planes because he couldn't wait ten fricking minutes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There were quite a few survivors on the Pan Am plane (including the wienerpit crew).
          None on his own plane.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah something like 20% of the pan am shits lived

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gaan'd too hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HE'S A GAANER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why is everything around this event so fricking memeable?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's one of those events that the more you dig into it the most insane it gets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pan am fricking shits!
      I can't believe he yelled this before gunning it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to him and his flight?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >to shreds, you say

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a more iconic face in the aviation industry?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More people know about Osama because of 9/11

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone knows about Osama because of 911.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did he do it on purpose?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being genuinely fricking insane but he had so much outward charisma and a winning smile that nobody noticed.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be Russian pilot
    >management wants you to take part in a 'bring your kids to work day'
    >let your son take the controls
    >forget that using the manual controls disables the autopilot
    >75 people die

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True, but on the reverse countless people are saved because the kid made that autopilot flaw very apparent. Those kids last few minutes were true hell though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Those kids last few minutes were true hell though.
        Qrd? QRD??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Knowing you were going to die, and you were the one who caused it and also killed your family doing so.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593
          Aeroflot 593. Pilot brought his kids to the wienerpit and let them play “pilot” thinking the controls wouldn’t override the autopilot.
          > First, Yana took the pilot's left front seat. Kudrinsky adjusted the autopilot heading to give her the impression that she was turning the plane, though she actually had no control of the aircraft. Shortly thereafter, Eldar occupied the pilot's seat.Unlike his sister, Eldar applied enough force to the control column to contradict the autopilot for 30 seconds. This caused the flight computer to switch the plane's ailerons to manual control, while maintaining control over the other flight systems. Eldar was now in partial control of the aircraft. A silent indicator light came on to alert the pilots to this partial disengagement. The pilots, who had previously flown Soviet-designed planes that had audible warning signals, apparently failed to notice it.
          Anyway, the pilots were confused long enough for the plane to enter an unrecoverable dive that caused them to crash into the side of a mountain.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PULL UP

    WOOP WOOP

    PULL UP

    WOOP WOOP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scares me every time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      moron

      moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PULL UP DUMBASS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >PULL UP
      >WOOP WOOP
      >PULL UP
      >WOOP WOOP
      What’s this about?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        GPWS or ground proximity warning system.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pull up
      That crash too fat
      Woop woop

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you also think pilots can't go to the toilet when the plane is in the air. You think they just let it all out all over the seat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it’s anything like sikhs in semis, there’s a hole in the seat so the shit just falls in the road.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well that's probably a reason why there's two pilots.

      It's not unreasonable to expect at least one of the pilots to stay in the wienerpit at all times is it?
      Especially if the reason they have to leave their station is to change a bulb which requires one person. Not even a pilot necessarily

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was going through his head at this moment?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's played a lot of GTA, if you're not in the vehicle when it hits someone you didn't technically kill them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Thank God I ate that burrito for lunch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The pilots should be out of prison by now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Heh.. You might be wondering how I ended up like this..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2pmx9h
      fricking A

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all those dead kids all over the tarmac

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man actually got a reaction out of me.
        Im going g to be okay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That severed forearm just lying on the tarmac at 4:27

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      K I N O

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Over the following months and years, stories began circulating that employees of Eastern Air Lines, and numerous passengers, had reported sightings of the dead crew members, captain Robert Loft and second officer (flight engineer) Donald Repo, sitting on board other L-1011s (including, in particular, N318EA).[15][16][17]

    These stories speculated that parts of the crashed aircraft were salvaged after the investigation and refitted into other L-1011s.[15][18] The reported hauntings were said to be seen only on the planes that used the spare parts.[15][16] Gossip regarding the sighting of the spirits of Don Repo and Bob Loft spread throughout Eastern Air Lines to the point where Eastern's management warned employees that they could face dismissal if caught spreading ghost stories.[16]

    While Eastern Air Lines publicly denied their planes were haunted, they reportedly removed all the salvaged parts from their L-1011 fleet.[17] Over time, the reporting of ghost sightings stopped. An original floor board from Flight 401 remains in the archives at History Miami in South Florida.[19] Pieces of Flight 401's wreckage can also be found in Ed and Lorraine Warren's Occult Museum in Monroe, Connecticut.[20]

    The story of the crash and its aftermath were documented in John G. Fuller's 1976 book The Ghost of Flight 401. Fuller recounts stories of paranormal events aboard other Eastern aircraft and the belief that these were caused by equipment salvaged from the wreckage of Flight 401.[21] A television film, also titled The Ghost of Flight 401, aired on NBC in February 1978. Based on Fuller's book, it focused on the ghost sightings surrounding the aftermath. On his 1979 album Three Hearts, musician Bob Welch also recorded a song titled "The Ghost of Flight 401".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As an airline mechanic, I ca safely say this is quite possible. We from on re-using parts from crashed planes for this very reason

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eastern Air Lines CEO (and former Apollo astronaut) Frank Borman called the ghost stories surrounding the crash "garbage".[22] Eastern considered suing for libel, based on assertions of a cover-up by Eastern executives, but Borman opted not to, feeling a lawsuit would merely provide more publicity for the book.[22] Loft's widow and children did sue Fuller, for infringement of Loft's right of publicity, for invasion of privacy, and for intentional infliction of emotional distress, but the lawsuit was dismissed and the dismissal upheld by the Florida Fourth District Court of Appeal.[23]

    According to Robert J. Serling's 1980 book From the Captain to the Colonel: An Informal History of Eastern Airlines, the claim that wreckage from Flight 401 was installed and later removed from other Eastern aircraft was false, and no Eastern employees had ever claimed to have seen or believed in the alleged ghost sightings. Skeptic Brian Dunning claims that the origin for the ghost sightings was a joke made by an Eastern Air Lines captain after an emergency landing in which he quipped that he "thought [Don] Repo's ghost was on the plane."[22][24]

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I think you're ready for your solo!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who does get the blame for this? The instructor, this guy, both?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The guy
        He'd rather die and crash the plane rather than drive off the track into an open field.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute fricking moron. This is your brain on flight sims

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tries to steer the plane like a car at the end
      kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he let traffic control that. WE GAAN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pierre Bonin's finest disciple

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did he died?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >slightly veering to the left
      >hmm better go full throttle
      wtf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was trying to put it in park

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yaw? i'm not that tired, sorry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand. wtf happened? he was already down. there's no engine to run the wheels right? did he forget to turn off the propeller?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He pushed the throttle when he realized shit was going south so he could get airborne again.
        Unfortunately, he'd lost too much speed and control by that point, so just added more energy into the equation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ah I kinda get it. he didn't wanna "rough" land into the fields so he wanted to go up again. I'm not into aviation but if ever I am I will prioritize my life over any hunk of metal and just rough land that shit in the grass.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's a cessna it wouldn't have been that rough anyway the fields are there for that exact reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not working, the frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Watch it on vlc then

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anons, I dropped my parents off at DIA a couple hours ago. Don't scare me.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    QRD?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know plane crash kino is always more striking because despite never seeing any gore or images , you can always hear the pilots last words on the black box
    >"Roger control tower
    >..."ay you hold up"
    >boop boop pull up
    >boop boop pull up
    >"ah shit what the fu-"
    >*blam*

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >over 150 people killed in plane crash because pilots literally stop flying because they like a meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously the most fricked up crash. The mountains getting closer and closer, the other pilot getting more and more desperate, trying to break open the wienerpit with a fire axe. Hard to imagine the panic on that plane before the crash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Itd be nice if Cinemaphile provided context sometimes instead of assuming we have God like omniscience.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        German pilot who had depression and took antidepressants and decided to crash a plane into a french mountainside in March 2015, killing everyone on board. He blocked the door when his copilot went to take a piss, the guy was trying to break it down but failed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy newbie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's a shit test to get newbies to say "WHATCHA TALKIN ABOUT" like every fricking thread here has to pertain to them directly. have you seen anyone like that around recently?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, absolutely. To all newhomosexuals, remember the unspoken rule; lurk for at least 2 years until you understand the lingo/references. I came here in 2012, and I didn't make my first post until 2015.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why did pippin do it bros

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not my problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick? Are the engines just so powerful they blast apart any landing strip they run over?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How is he going to land

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not mine either

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        maybe the worthless c**t should have said something instead of just making a video for social media points

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they are already in the air
          the best option is to say nothing until you are almost at your destination
          they can say something and force the idiot pilot to land the plane at the same airport and delay the flight by hours if not days or they can wait until preparations for scheduled landing begin so the pilots can land the plane same way they would have at departure airport

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >they are already in the air
            obviously she had noticed the fire since the start of take off since she was already recording dumbass but the worthless c**t it would just be amusing to have video of a wheel on fire so she didn't say anything in case someone actually put it out and she wouldn't get her precious social media points then the whole fricking wheel came off and now she's fricking dead... so worth it tho

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the fire was there just for the few seconds during the decoupling and even if that wasnt the case
              >everyone including idiot flight attendants are strapped in
              >some random b***h on seat 21F is screaming like a moron
              >what fire you dumb b***h the masks are still in their own compartment
              >ah maybe I will try to tell the pilots
              >they are too busy with the takeoff so by the time you convince them to hit the brakes the plane is already in the air

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              how do you know she didn't say something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >aborts the takeoff late because of 1 missing wheel and slams into the treeline

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >working as a cashier
          >2 different sizes of the same item side by side
          >incredible amounts of people get the bigger one and expect the smaller price
          >price tags all clearly show weight and size
          >get sick of walking back and forth, take a picture so i can just show people at the till
          >not a SINGLE FRICKING PERSON believes the image and i still have to walk them over to the shelf and show them

          idk where i was going with this but maybe she knew if she didn't get footage of it, nobody would believe her. god knows people don't even trust footage unless someone with authority gives them permission to..

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is it Cafe bustelo coffee? My Publix has the two sizes of vacuum sealed bricks, the smaller one is cheaper price/ounce so you can buy two and still have it be cheaper than the bigger package

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It literally, just happened.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah she just happened to be recording the wheel for no reason. People just like to record video of wheels all the time. Not like there was something she noticed earlier that made her do it or anything. Nope definitely not.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't take long to start filming from a phone she was likely already using grandpa

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you're saying she did in fact see something then chose to record it with her phone instead of telling someone, got it. Glad we cleared that up.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How about you watch the audio version moron, you're such fricking dumbass
              Have sex.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But she did tell an attendant

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >she
              It's a guy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >literally has the name "tom" in the video
          >bitter incel assumes it's a woman and seethes
          kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You sure told him, anon. Great job

            >incel
            Stop projecting you loser

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >him

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              seethe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >still projecting

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                seethe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not my problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >clean it up jannie

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ivan you didn't meet your daily castration quota!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shadman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a fricking tease

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This board feels like its filled with morons until someone goes
    >2P on Nut
    and somehow, suddenly, everyone is a fricking engineer who knows exactly what you are talking about and knows intricate details into the background of the disaster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rescuers often had to dismember bodies to reach survivors among the wreckage.[7] A surgeon spent 20 minutes amputating one victim's pinned and unsalvageable leg with a chainsaw; that victim later died.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      every board is at it's worst until it becomes off topic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >P is stored in the nut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a wonderful website

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >engine dies mid-flight
    >tries to restart it, doesn't work
    >calls up air control to tell them his engine died and he's going to attempt an emergency landing
    >lands in one piece
    >stays calm and cool the entire time
    How does he do it bros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By staying calm and remembering a plane without an engine is a glider and can still easily and safely land

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > decides to commit suicide with a plane
    > not drive it into any european landmark like the Eiffel tower or or the tower of Pisa or the Big Ben for maximum effect
    > just drives it into a boring mountain like a moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Germans have a thing with mountains

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What plane crashes are these please? Id like to read about them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Itd be nice if Cinemaphile provided context sometimes instead of assuming we have God like omniscience.

      We're talking about the TV show known variously as Mayday, Air Crash Investigation, Air Emergency, Air Disasters, or some combination thereof. Check it out, it's kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They should call it Air Kino

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lads I'm flying soon for the first time ever and I'm terrified

    How do I beat this fear? It's haunting my dreams for frick sake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're being locked into a huge metal tube and Transportes thousands of meters up in the air, that's fricking terrifying and fear is a natural reaction to a fundamental menace like that.

      Then again it's very safe, probably trillions of other people have done it before without making a big deal out of it and crying like little b***hes, the chance of anything happening is extremely low to the point of being almost non existent, and you won't be able to change anything about the situation anyways so just try to relax

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >probably trillions of other people have done it before

        Somewhat sceptical

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unironically, xanax and a drink or two
      before you know it a stewardess will be waking you up to deplane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used to have no problem with flying until I came to these shitty threads now I have recurring nightmares

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have a couple of drinks in the departure lounge before the flight.
      Most of it's automated, so you really only need to worry about performing the take-off and landing properly.
      Get your co-pilot to do most of the work.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Get your co-pilot to do most of the work.

        Anon I'm not flying the plane I am merely one of many passengers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          heres a whitepill
          plane accidents are the rarest of all transport accidents

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But they are the most awful of all.

            Better to drown lol.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on where you're going and which company you're using. Honestly as long as the company hasn't outsourced their code to pajeets you should be good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >think another anon is saying that he's about to fly a plane for the first time
        >your advice to him is to "have a couple of drinks" and get the co-pilot to do most of the work
        bruh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wish i could upvote this XDXDXD whats we gaarnn btw lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was also that one story where the pilots overflew their destination by like 100 miles because they were playing world of warcraft.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how do you play wow on a plane?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched episodes of Mayday and Air Crash Disasters while on a trans-Atlantic flight
      every plane crash that has happened makes it that much less likely for the next one to happen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Planes are extremely safe, don't worry.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > "hmm think ill watch S24E13 of mayday air crash investigation tonight"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          considering how many flights per day there are and how the later seasons were just focusing on small Cessnas and random helicopters that number is pretty low

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH I'M GONNA SONIC BOOOOOOOOOOOOM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody is really sure, the wreckage of the f-14 went into the ocean and the pilots have no idea what happened. Technicians speculated it may have been a fuel/air mixture issue that happened when the jet went super sonic and caused an explosion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of the comments says both pilots ejected before it popped.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >El Problemo
      But seriously, what was his problem?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >YEE HAW, RIDE EM COWBOY

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Flying is safer than driving
    >5,000 commercial planes in sky
    >>1.4 billion cars on road
    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>5,000 commercial planes in sky
      lol it's way more than that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Back in 2017, FlightAware determined there to be an average of 9,728 commercial airplanes in the sky at any given time.
        A lot more, but I don't know about way more.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Volcano erupts in Indonesia
    >Locals don't notice because they have shit weather radar
    >747 flies through the dust cloud
    >All 4 engines get filled with volcanic ash and burn out
    >"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."
    >Spend 12 minutes gliding, dropping 23,500 feet in the process
    >The pilots are preparing to be the first 747 ever to attempt a water landing
    >Finally one of the engines restarts
    >But ILS is offline
    >Windscreen is completely opaque due to ash, no way to clean it
    >Manage to land running entirely on instruments

    >Fatalities: 0
    >Injuries: 0
    >Survivors: 263

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love a happy ending.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_009
      >"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."
      >Survivors: 263
      Absolute kino.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was it autism?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, he just arrived from overseas travel weeks prior to that. The kid really wanted to go huh.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >its a pitot tube episode
    feels like if anything goes wrong with this little homie the plane is always doomed, what the frick

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This one will always be the scariest for me. As soon as they took off, they were doomed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which flight?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          all of them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like Air France 447

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Alaska Airlines Flight 261, it's in episode 1x5- Cutting Corners

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s 261. IIRC there was a mechanic working for Alaska Airlines who warned about the jackscrew and other shady shit Alaska was doing with their maintenance (like saying it had been completed or started when it had never been done)
          > The crash of AS261 became a part of the federal investigation against Alaska Airlines, because, in 1997, Liotine had recommended that the jackscrew and gimbal nut of the accident aircraft be replaced, but had been overruled by another supervisor.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Md-80 series planes were pure kino. They were like a mayday episode directors wet dream, over 1400 people have died in accidents in md-80 planes and damn near every single one is attributable to pilot error

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

      Is that the one where the control mechanism for the horizontal stabiliser on the tail snapped? That must have been terrifying.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they tried everything to save the plane. At one point they inverted it to try and gain back control.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All I learn from plane and boat crashes is that you should never board any kind of craft piloted by a foreigner unless you want to die now.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a japanese decide to wait till the next day to look for survivors instead of letting the ready to go US search team look that night episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's the Koreans wait 3 days

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy YouTube

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Bonin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Shortly thereafter, the ground proximity warning system sounded an alarm, warning the crew about the aircraft's imminent crash with the ocean. In response, Bonin (without informing his colleagues) pulled his side-stick all the way back again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What was Bonin's major malfunction?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Inexperience and panic. Normally pilots are taught to push down if they’re stalling but he was panicking and went to the instinct of up = climb. Also, Airbus had dual input and the other pilots didn’t know what he was doing until he spoke up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What did pulling the side stick do?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pitch the nose up, which in a stall situation makes thing worse.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pulled the nose of the plane up, causing it to lose speed and stall. The entire issue was that Bonin kept pulling up and causing the plane to stall even when his co-pilots were trying to gain speed to save the aircraft. By the time he spoke up, it was too late and he STILL went back to pulling up on the side stick. The worst part is that Bonin should not have been touching the stick at all, his co-pilot literally said “I have control.”

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Forced the nose up while the aircraft was stalling
          Basically the FO(?) hyperfocused on the fact that they were losing altitude and kept the stick back even though the reason they were losing altitude in the first place was because they were literally falling out of the air

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao if you wrote this for a movie you'd be called a moron and never work again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel relatively confident this dude wanted to crash the plane and thinking they might recover decided to act like it was a mistake.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least the pilots are in control of their fate to some degree in a plane crash/accident. Nothing worse than being a passenger jammed in like sardines with 200 other screaming corpses

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >8 years later

    What the hell happened to MH370?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pilots just go off course into the ocean
      Well we know what happened it's more of a question of why.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pilots just go off course into the ocean
      Well we know what happened it's more of a question of why.

      Organ harvesting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What the hell happened to MH370?
      Unironically the captain suicided while killing hundreds of people instead of just blowing his brains out like any normal person

      Makes me unironically fricking mad like that other guy who crashed into the mountain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        trust the experts!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >
        And he was a youtuber

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        didnt happen

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    biggest crash ever is Oceanic Flight 815 it lead to so much happenings

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    🙁

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Aloha Airlines don't understand the documents Boeing have been sending them about urgent maintenance and repairs they need to make to their plane
    >So they just ignore them
    >One of the passengers sees a crack in the fuselage when boarding the plane
    >Ignores it
    >As soon as it reaches maximum altitude the crack expands and blows the entire roof off the plane
    >One of the stewardesses is immediately sucked out
    >The passengers only survive this fate because the fasten seatbelt light hadn't been turned off yet
    >Oxygen lines are totally severed
    >Pilots dive as quickly as they dare to stop everyone from suffocating
    >Manage to land the plane safely
    >Only one fatality

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even the slide is cucked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        my wife said the correct word is flaccid not cucked

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah she would say that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > passengers sees a crack in the fuselage
      I wonder what this means. Hairline fracture? Or like actual gap? They didn’t say anything and stayed onboard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They had a better reconstruction in the episode but based upon their description it looked like the circle on the left here, what had happened was the glue bonding the plates together had failed due to so many compression/decompression cycles plus the hot salty air near the sea (this was a regular short range flight between Hawaiian islands so it had a huge number of takeoffs and landings), and when the glue failed the rivets were taking all the strain and had started buckling and left a crack between the plates.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus seeing the stewardess get ripped out of the plane is like something out of a movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Movies usually have them go quick though, that red spray on the side is her blood from where her head was smashed in against the side of the plane

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          holy frick that's brutal

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >”That’s it, I’m dead.”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moron

    moron

    moron

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DeathCruiser-10 involved again

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >SURPRISE, IT'S ACTUALLY A DC-10 EPISODE

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all pilots pretty much shit except for American ones? I'm not trusting any fricking Dutch / Indian / Chinese / or especially Eastern European to fly my fricking plane. Jesus Christ just leave flying to those that invented it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think a significant amount of US commerical pilots are ex-Air Force so they have a different mindset about flying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the brazilians?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should see the new pilot requirements however. Essentially easing thr qualifications for the sake of diversity. Expect huge deaths once the older pilots have retired, it's essentially braindrain.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Born in time for the kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >united introduces diversity quotas
      I would trust some random bulgarian pilot over one from a country that hands out pity phds to minorities that cant even speak the language

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man the value of PHDs has dropped so dramatically. They hand those out to 22 year old girls now lmao. I'm seriously expected to believe a young woman is smart enough to earn a PHD? Hahaha what the frick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The "when everyones super...."line from incredibles has stuck with me for years now and its never been more apt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cry some more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best pilots are British US and Bhutanese

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The taxi driver who drove Captain Marsh to the airport told investigators that he seemed disoriented. At 04:50 local time a taxi dispatcher phoned JAL and warned of an intoxicated pilot. JAL responded by saying there seemed nothing unusual about the flight crew. Autopsies after the crash showed that the captain was heavily intoxicated, with the initial blood alcohol level 298 mg per 100 ml and a vitreous alcohol level of 310 mg per 100 ml taken twelve hours after the crash; the state of Alaska considers 100 mg per 100 ml legally unacceptable for driving. Of the thirteen people questioned who had spoken with Marsh before the flight, six stated he had been drinking or appeared to be drunk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what flight was this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Air_Lines_Cargo_Flight_1045

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          phoneposter

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros I don't get any flights anymore due to the fear of dying

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't they fire a grappling hook at it or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just Cause 2 hadn't been made yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus fricking Christ why didn't they shoot it down in a safe spot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would have just jumped in it and landed it safely

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My hero

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how does a plane fly itself from poland to belgium without anyone shooting it over a field? this was some elaborate joint assassination

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what Wim knew?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They should already know how to safely destroy an airplane in flight without the wreckage doing any damage.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking f104s ruin everything

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Xb-70 ruined itself, the whole project was completely unnecessary.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love these threads!
    Someone give me a qrd or post a link please.

    Thanks boys

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good thing they had parachutes on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they all survived

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any anons take the paramotor pill? Some of these guys get to 10,000 feet or more by themselves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go away woody.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut up woody

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are these threads like when a big crash happens?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of baneposting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely magical.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's fricking bonkers man. You don't even know.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is that? King air?

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m putting together a team.

    >In command of the flight were Captain Mohammed Ali Khowyter, age 38; First Officer Sami Abdullah Hasanain, age 26; and Flight Engineer Bradley Curtis, age 42. Captain Khowyter had been a pilot for Saudia since 1965, but had only recently switched to flying L-1011s and had just 388 hours on the aircraft type. He also experienced difficulties during training. Instructors had at various points commented that Khowyter “Had difficulty when requested to vary from a set pattern,” was mentally “behind his aircraft,” was “slow to learn,” “needed more training than normally required,” “failed recurrent training,” and “had problems in upgrading [to another aircraft].” First Officer Hasanain had been flying for less than two years and had only 125 hours on the L-1011. In 1975, he had been dropped from Saudia’s pilot training program due to poor progress. In 1977 he was one of several previously dropped trainees who were reinstated by committee action, and he was finally hired in 1978. Flight Engineer Bradley Curtis, a US citizen, had worked for Saudia since 1974 but had only been certified on the L-1011 for three months and had 157 hours on the type. He suffered from dyslexia, a condition which made it difficult for him to read. In 1975 he failed out of captain training on the Boeing 737. In 1977 he managed to become a first officer on the 737 but was fired after failing a check ride in 1978. Apparently desperate, he offered to pay for his own training to become a flight engineer if Saudia would rehire him afterward. This offer was accepted and he was back with Saudia as a flight engineer in 1979. The total L-1011 line experience of the three members of the flight crew was only 670 hours and all three were below-average pilots, according to their training records.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This might sound silly, but I assume there is an authority that can stop a shitty pilot who got fired from being hired by some budget airline, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What’s this one?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Saudi’s 163

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't touch my hand homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >private jet
      yea na im good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        imagine dying in an airplane crash after the pilot makes a perfect touchdown and has a full runway to slow down with flaps and airbrakes but he decides to take off at the very end with no room to spare

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah why?
          Wtf?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only solace might be not seeing it coming. So no being in the air as it goes down spending time knowing your gonna die and all the fear and terror of it surrounded by screaming people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm high, so did the brakes fail or did they just land at too high a rate of speed?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Undisciplined crew attempted a go-around instead of fully applying to the brakes and slammed into a lighting system.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't there one time a crash occurred due to a pilot trying to showboat? Tried a trick and funked up?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Might be thinking of the Costa concordia ship. The captain tried a tricky maneuver while drunk and high in the middle of the night

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They fricked the breaking procedure, but they would have stopped the plane completely on the grass but the pilots decided to abort landing so they were actually doing a lift off at the end.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How incompetent must they have been.

          Landing is almost entirely done automatically by the autopilot. They don't even have to do anything and they still managed to frick up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being immortalised as a faceless rig in a flight crash simulation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >some animator makes you overly touchy with the other victims

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >made a sensitive homosexual retroactively

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >its a US missile destroyer locks its fire control radar onto an Iranian passenger jet episode

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It sounded like a bright idea at the time

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >its a plane goes down due to maintenance engineer missing a single loose nut episode

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