>p-Peter I think I was shot by a white man. >No Uncle Ben, he was Italian. >Oh, Thank God.

>”p-Peter I think I was shot by a white man”
>”No Uncle Ben, he was Italian”
>”Oh, Thank God.”
*dies*

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For those who want to be part of this epic Cinemaphile forced meme there are three easy steps.

    Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic Cinemaphile meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.

    Step 2: Take an iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as frick topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....

    Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is Cinemaphile, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?

    Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >word salad snarky lecture
      >reddit spacing
      >only homosexualry achieved
      frick off back to plebbit ->

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        newbie alert
        Lurk moar, homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >newbie
          In November I'll have been here for 8 years, troony.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >2016
            b8

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and the moron admits to being an russian election influence shill

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >an Russian
              Good Morning Saar!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >b-but the Russians!!!
                Rent free.

                >t. election Russian bot

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >b-but the Russians!!!
              Rent free.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Please delete your post and then yourself, homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit spacing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >posts post '07 post
          >not new

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forced meme
      This ain't feed and sneed, brother.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally samegayging making the thread so he can post the pasta

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for posting the pasta

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you dad I know it was you who posted this, I' not sorry at all for siding with Mom in the divorce.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was a different time

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That part when Green Goblin rapes Spider-Man in front of thousands of onlookers
    >The way his zyklon-enhanced Gobby wiener rips through Spidey’s Suit and into his virgin butthole like tissue paper
    >The way his screams and threats turned to pained shouts as he realizes escape is no longer an option
    >When he looks down in sheer terror at the growing wet spot on his groin, realizing he just had his first prostate orgasm from being fricked in the ass
    >The way any remaining resolve in him just fricking crumbles in that moment
    >His cries and pleas become reduced to pathetic moans and whimpers to the shock of horrified onlookers
    >With a final thrust, Green Goblin pumps his HIV-ridden hot seed deep into Spidey’s butthole, pulls out, and throws his limp body to the ground
    >”WE’LL MEET AGAIN, SPIDER-BITCH” he shouts as he flies away, laughing Maniacally
    >The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is reduced to a quivering, sobbing homosexual with a gaped butthole the camera zooms onto, semen leaking out
    >The crowd’s shock has morphed into anger and bloodlust toward the failed hero
    > A Lynch mob forms, throwing garbage and screaming venemous slurs
    >Spidey looks up to see Mary Jane near the front of the mob, screaming “LET’S CUT HIS FRICKING wiener OFF”
    >The searing and popping of flesh as they brand his forehead with the word “SODOMITE” in large, bold letters
    >Spider-Man slings a web and swings away as his butthole drips out Goblin's seed and the crowd hurls rocks at him but Spider-Man eventually escapes

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >t. election Russian bot

    Uncle Ben was right about your tribe, moishe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Russian bot
      you need to interfere with your own elections you fricking fascist pig

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YWNBA (You Will Never Be Ayran)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pic
      Just 2 more weeks bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t-trust the vaccine goy-.. I mean, patriotic American!
        >it’s good for you, you can get free goyslop if you do as you’re told

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The vaccinated are going to drop dead bro
          >a-anyday now bro
          >just trust me
          >just 2 more weeks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, the government should have been more honest with us about the risks and the fact that it was relatively untested. Yes, the liberals who slavishly insisted that it was risk-free and that people who refused it are trying to kill Grandma were obnoxious c**ts who almost made me wish /misc/ was right about the vaxx.
          It's been three years now since it was rolled out. You had some cases of myocarditis and some adverse reactions to the vaxx but by and large we seem to be alright.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like a paid shill of the CDC

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