Since the thread is almost over I’m gonna go ahead and say the canon of Star Wars is the original 6 movies + the Gendry Targaryanovsky clone wars.
Also, Gennedy needs to do a 1:1 of the Game of Thrones books, and use the Ramin Djwandi music. Bam, guaranteed timeless kinography.
This. Show Jorah is too decent. Book Jorah is a pedo creep (although it also made zero sense that he didn't just rape her in the desert, but then again the dragons)
I would love her because association with her would be highly profitable. I don’t even need to frick her or obsess over her. She’s a well funded disruptive force and that sort of person represents opportunity. If anything, a guy like Littlefinger should have thrown in with her and just encouraged her to kill the ever living frick out of any nobility of the Seven Kingdoms that even looked at her wrong. Daenerys’ problem is her advisors were total dumb ass, pussy morons. Jorah should have been showering in pussy and just getting richer and richer as Dany conquered more and more. No reason to simp over her personally.
>Khaleesi...come closer >The nomad shitkins...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge... >But *coughs up blood* >But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me >Please...and the castrated Black folk too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi... >The Andal Man's burden Khaleesi....
*looks at camera* >the darkies from the summer isles, the shitskins of essos, the chinks from yi ti, it's our duty to rule them >non Andal races shall not despoil westeros >goodbye Khaleesi....
>its going to happen in the books too
literally no chance of that, stannis in the books is a logical actor who recognizes that literally everything he's doing is for his HEIR, HIS ONLY FRICKING HEIR.
Dont you think that is his arch? Getting so desperate he has to sacrifice her? The plottest of twists
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>Dont you think that is his arch?
No because its entirely antithetical to his character, If you told me Queen Selyse burned Shireen I would believe you but Stannis you are out of your fricking mind.
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I dunno. Things may happen that will lead to him sacrificing her. And then you'll remember him saying that and it will be like "oh how he changed my expectations were subverted :'( " .
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>I know the cost! Last night, gazing into that hearth, I saw things in the flames as well. I saw a king, a crown of fire on his brows, burning... burning, Davos. His own crown consumed his flesh and turned him into ash. Do you think I need Melisandre to tell me what that means? Or you?
>Stannis ground his teeth again. "I never asked for this crown. Gold is cold and heavy on the head, but so long as I am the king, I have a duty... If I must sacrifice one child to the flames to save a million from the dark... Sacrifice... is never easy, Davos. Or it is no true sacrifice. Tell him, my lady." >Melisandre said, "Azor Ahai tempered Lightbringer with the heart's blood of his own beloved wife. If a man with a thousand cows gives one to god, that is nothing. But a man who offers the only cow he owns..."
>Davos: Edric— >Stannis: —is one boy! He may be the best boy who ever drew breath and it would not matter. My duty is to the realm.
A vision of him consumed by his crown, by his duty: saving the realm.
And the Fat Man revealed that Stannis will give the order to burn his daughter, don't know why there are still people arguing against it.
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nta but wouldn't be the first time grrm contradicted himself
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GRRM's writing the whole story and it won't resemble the stuff in GOT at all
Couple years ago Martin said "I told them some big twists like Hodor and "hold the door", and Stannis' decision to burn his daughter.", Stannis claims that he has to do his duty even if he has to kill an adorable child, that sacrifice isn't easy and you still claim that it doesn't fit with Stannis character or what Martin has written?
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yeah, martin has said a lot of things
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>Hodor and "hold the door"
Rolled my eyes during this scene.
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GRRM's writing the whole story and it won't resemble the stuff in GOT at all
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>don't know why there are still people arguing against it.
Probably because not only is it moronic Stannis is hundreds of miles away, has access to 2 people with kings blood of whom one he already plans to burn, already faced with the situation that show Stannis burns her for and obviously planning something big. Stannis burning Shireen would require him to lose those 2 people with kings blood, somehow make it back to Castle Black(or for them to make it to him), Somehow ignore the other people in Castle Black with kings blood(that includes the Karstarks at Castle Black) and some how come to the conclusion that burning his daughter is the best course of action even though he would be well aware that Justin Massy is on his way back from Essos with an army of sellswords paid for by the Iron Bank. The amount of nonsense that we would need to wade through to make the situation even remotely possible is beyond contrived and doesn't even remotely resemble the Edric Storm situation.
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I’m not defending it at all believe me, but magically it made sense, it had to be a great sacrifice, whereas using leeches to suck blood isn’t a sacrifice at all.
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>Probably because not only is it moronic Stannis is hundreds of miles away
Won't happen in the first pages, characters can move. >has access to 2 people with kings blood of whom one he already plans to burn
"Sacrifice is never easy or it is no true sacrifice" + "If a man with a thousand cows gives one to god, that is nothing. But a man who offers the only cow he owns..." Sacrificing Theon nor Asha is not as powerful as sacrificing his own daughter. >already faced with the situation that show Stannis burns her for and obviously planning something big
Never said that it will happened exactly as in the show, just that Stannis will make the decision to sacrifice his daughter. The "hold the door" will also play out slightly differently in the books: >“They did it very physical — ‘hold the door’ with Hodor’s strength. In the book, Hodor has stolen one of the old swords from the crypt. Bran has been warging into Hodor and practicing with his body, because Bran had been trained in swordplay. So telling Hodor to ‘hold the door’ is more like ‘hold this pass’ — defend it when enemies are coming — and Hodor is fighting and killing them. A little different, but same idea.”
>It’s going to happen in the books too
He took Winterfell without the red b***h doing anything in the books. There's no way it will happen in the books.
It may well happen in the books, but it would be Mel and Selyse who do it. At this point in the books, Stannis far away and left them and Shireen behind safely.
It will. Kind of. Selyse and Melly will burn Shireen. Stannis, enraged, will stab Melly in the heart and draw out the true Lightbringer.
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But that's the more important part. Stannis will not willingly burn his daughter.
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Shireen will perform a coup with her secret admirers, burh her parents as she rapes Mel in fron of the entire army, the flames of burning parents and passion making the North have sex with the south, bringing peace to the seven Kingdoms through sheer power of kinky lust alone.
Then the White walkers come and kill everyone because the leaders are women. The end.
Oh I would never question females being able to write something like this. It's Martin's hilarious response that made me lol. God i love this guy even tho he's a stupid c**t who left as hanging all so he could bounce naked on a trampoline.
This. People will think that's obviously bullshit and could never be the reason but I'd be willing to be that it totally is. I don't care who you are, if you're a guy and you aren't getting pussy then you're bitter and miserable and even a guy like George would do something like outright refuse to finish the books merely because he's butthurt about petty shit like that.
>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people >Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience >a cry is heard in the distance >suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses >we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip >"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS" >in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail >"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES" >"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!" >Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken >"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!" >after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall >"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your moronic brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you." >"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas >"Davos come here," Stannis beckons >Davos asks "Your grace?" >Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall. >"Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight."
>Darkstar is Azor Ahai you homosexuals.
Why do I love Darkstar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Darkstar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Dorne, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the red mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Planky Town under the the name of "Greenblood Orgasm." The very nature of Darkstar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Darkstar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated. Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Darkstar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Darkstar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Darkstar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Darkstar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Darkstar, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Darkstar so much.
He should be. If GRRM had any balls, Victarion would succeed in his plan of using the horn to control Daeenry's dragons, kill her husband, b***h slap her into marrying him, forcing everybody else in Essos to obey him, invade Westeros, kill Euron, conquer the mainland and destroy the white walkers.
>Victarion put the slavers to the sword, then sent his men below to un-chain the rowers. “You row for me now. Row hard, and you shall prosper.” The girls he divided amongst his captains. “The Lyseni would have made prostitutes of you,” he told them, “but we have saved you. Now you need only serve one man instead of many. Those who please their captains may be taken as salt wives, an honorable station.” >The perfumed boys he wrapped in chains and threw into the sea. They were unnatural creatures, and the ship smelled better once cleansed of their presence.
>The perfumed boys he wrapped in chains and threw into the sea. They were unnatural creatures, and the ship smelled better once cleansed of their presence.
Based
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>killing prime boypussy that was groomed specifically for sexo >based
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>being a homosexual >in any setting, ever >based
homosexuals are an affront to nature. gays, traps, troons, all of them belong at the bottom of the sea
Why do you guys love Victarion so much, he's an idiot who got tricked by Euron to do his job for him because he's lazy. Plus he keeps the dusky woman despite repeating several times that Euron's gifts are poison
>Plus he keeps the dusky woman despite repeating several times that Euron's gifts are poison
There is literally nothing wrong with fricking dusky women that your brother is warging.
He’s a fun character. The fact he’s really dumb just adds to the charm.
On that note, what are your guys favourite asoiaf characters? For me it’s the Hound. The Tv version was cool, but he is much edgier in the books (as are most of the characters) and somehow I truly empathise with him.
If I were writing this I'd have Victarion unga bunga Euron to death as he tried to turn into an Elder God or whatever the frick it is he's trying to do.
>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people >Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience >a cry is heard in the distance >suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses >we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip >"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS" >in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail >"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES" >"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!" >Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken >"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!" >after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall >"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your moronic brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you." >"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas >"Davos come here," Stannis beckons >Davos asks "Your grace?" >Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall. >"Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight."
If the story has a character of a chaste friend who's in love in a female hero, who despite rejection is willing to remain her servile simpleton, it is a sign that the story is targeted to female audience. Similar examples - Snape from Harry Potter, Norrington from Pirates of the Carribean etc.
You'll NEVER find a reverse example, where a 5/10 female character sacrifices her life for an alpha protagonist who fricks around with pretty women.
My fricking god there are SO many awesome plotlines and characters in these books. We probably would've gotten all seven by now if it wasn't for that fricking show. FRICK D&D SOBs.
I still don't get what an elephant was supposed to do against a dragon the size of a small village. The brown riders might have trouble but they can just fall back and let the dragon burn the elephants
I really wish the show had never happened
I'm annoyed that every mod for games now is based off of the shitty show canon and art style
pre-show depictions were SOVL
AGOT for CK2/3 is the exception as it's almost entirely book based with a few nods to some of the styles from the show
I'm thinking more of the M&B mods. For Warband ACOK was book based but also included some styles from the show in a very tasteful manner. AWOIAF was 100% show based
now all of the Bannerlord mods are 100% show based with shitty armors and watered down everything
>“A sacrifice will prove our faith still burns true, Sire,” Clayton Suggs had told the king. And Godry the Giantslayer said, “The old gods of the north have sent this storm upon us. Only R’hllor can end it. We must give him an unbeliever.” >“Half my army is made up of unbelievers,” Stannis had replied. “I will have no burnings. Pray harder.”
>“It may be that we shall lose this battle,” the king said grimly. “In Braavos you may hear that I am dead. It may even be true. You shall find my sellswords nonetheless.” >The knight hesitated. “Your Grace, if you are dead —” >“— you will avenge my death, and seat my daughter on the Iron Throne. Or die in the attempt.”
After Jon retakes Winterfell from the Boltons Littlefinger starts trying to turn Sansa and Arya against each other. So Sansa and Arya play along making it look like they are feuding and in what I can only describe as writing tailored specifically for the Burlington bar watchers they have an on the spot Trial where Sansa deems Littlefinger guilty of.......something...... and sentences him to death. He cries and pleads "SHANSHA PLEEEEEZ" and Arya slits his throat.
bold of you to think that this fat frick will write them at all
he have a money so he won't waste time on it and even if he would he would rather just die than write shitty ones
I hope he dies from something completely fricking random and unpredictable. On his way back to the Eyrie his horse runs off a cliff or a random rock hits him from a landslide.
>What do you think will happen to Littlefinger in the books?
Leaves Planetos on a spaceship together with the Others, starts a trading guild in Outer Systems ala Frontier Elite Dangerous
>anime morons thinking that because someone is the best swordsman in the land that he's invincible and will slow time to defeat any number of enemies, and that this isn't a post-modern series
[...] >book isn't the exact same as the tv show
woah...
One of the coolest parts of the book is butchered by the show is why people are miffed about it. No one expects a 1:1 adaption
No one knows exactly how the TOJ went down from the books. There are no details on the fight. I'm actually 99% sure that Dayne will be killed similarly to how it is in the show, with Howland stabbing him in the back. It makes sense from GRRM to have the most badass knight be killed by a frog person
I mean there was no way they were gonna beat him. GRRM had to kill him in some dumb way, like a half dead corpse coming back to life and stabbing him in the back then dying again, or slipping on a banana peel, etc.
Nope. Still alive and healthy. Did drop her last year though. Thicc >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skelly
She flees the Iron Islands after the Kingsmoot because she doesn’t want to get killed by Euron. She goes to Deepwood Motte but Stannis attacks and captures the castle, taking her prisoner.
An autistic swede who had a boner for Jon Snow and could not stand Stannis. He spent thread after thread spamming them and trying to false flag Stannis posters so hard he ended up doxing himself.
Lots of samegayging, lots of baitposting and all other manner of gay autism.
Reminder: Jorah is a pedophile. In thr books Daenerys is 14, and Jorah is 46. So you have a 46 year old men lusting after and following around a 14 year old girl.
So, yeah, Jorah deserved to die. Frick him.
There's zero reason for Jon to ever go back to the wall. Even less reason now that he has to cross into an entirely separate kingdom to do so, and one which is ruled by his step sister who could just pardon him and dumbass grey worm will never know
It wasn't just Grey Worm, it was literally everyone still loyal to Dany that would be pissed. Theres no point in starting up a whole other war when Jon wanted to live with the wildlings all along anyway
How did the look of this show keep getting fricking worse and worse even though its constantly growing popularity kept securing it a bigger budget?
They didn't have the budget for any massive battles in the first season but they still had random extras and knights in full plate armour. By the later seasons everyone's wearing shitty fantasy leather and plastic which bends and wrinkles with their every movement.
I remember in the episode where the walkers were coming to Winterfell they used the same terrible editing tactic multiple times. One of the heroes would be completely surrounded and look fricked, then they’d cut to someone else. They come back and the person somehow survived
they elected a stark with 0 claim to the throne to be the king because he got trippy with a mystery shaman and had future vision powers, would he have been the best spymaster? yes, a king? not sure what qualifies him to be a king
Frick for real WHAT was the POINT of this character if he wasn’t gonna be King in the end????? I thought for sure it was gonna be him and Arya as Kinng and Queen
Frick for real WHAT was the POINT of this character if he wasn’t gonna be King in the end????? I thought for sure it was gonna be him and Arya as Kinng and Queen
Davos had him sent away to one of the free cities with a few knights to keep him away from meli. Which is dumb because the free cities are filled with other red priests lel and I doubt meli doesn't have friends across the sea.
Seriously WHAT did they MEAN by this!????
What did they MEAN? He has the least amount of story as anyone on the show, he was just in the woods dicking around until some skeletons showed up and killed Hodor like right at the end of the show. Sounds more like Hodor’s story than this gay kid.
You’re preaching to the choir, Bran being (elected) king was the gayest ending possible. Other than defeating Littlefinger and luring the NK to the Weirwood you could literally just cut his entire character/scenes/etc right out of the show
>“If I were queen, the first thing I would do would be to kill all those grey rats. They scurry everywhere, living on the leavings of the lords, chittering to one another, whispering in the ears of their masters. But who are the masters and who are the servants, truly? Every great lord has his maester, every lesser lord aspires to one. If you do not have a maester, it is taken to mean that you are of little consequence. The grey rats read and write our letters, even for such lords as cannot read themselves, and who can say for a certainty that they are not twisting the words for their own ends? What good are they, I ask you?”
Robb was dead by the time Sansa got married to Tyrion. Robb made Jon his heir before his death. Sansa couldnt inherit the stark house because she's a woman, and Bran and Rickon were still alive at that point
>Robb was dead by the time Sansa got married to Tyrion.
>"Young, and a king," he said. "A king must have an heir . If I should die in my next battle, the kingdom must not die with me. By law Sansa is next in line of succession, so Winterfell and the north would pass to her." His mouth tightened. "To her, and her lord husband. Tyrion Lannister. I cannot allow that. I will not allow that. That dwarf must never have the north."
>"No," Catelyn agreed. "You must name another heir, until such time as Jeyne gives you a son." She considered a moment. "Your father's father had no siblings, but his father had a sister who married a younger son of Lord Raymar Royce, of the junior branch. They had three daughters, all of whom wed Vale lordlings. A Waynwood and a Corbray, for certain. The youngest . . . it might have been a Templeton, but . . . "
>"Mother." There was a sharpness in Robb's tone. "You forget. My father had four sons."
>She had not forgotten; she had not wanted to look at it, yet there it was. "A Snow is not a Stark."
>"Jon's more a Stark than some lordlings from the Vale who have never so much as set eyes on Winterfell."
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!
All black and brown, and covered with hair.
The bear! The bear!
Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!
The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!
All black and brown, and covered with hair!
And down the road from here to there.
From here! To there!
Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!
They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!
The fair! The fair!
Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!
The maid with honey in her hair!
Her hair! Her hair!
The maid with honey in her hair!
The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.
The bear! The bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair!
He smelled the scent on the summer air!
He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!
Honey on the summer air!
Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!
I'll never dance with a hairy bear!
A bear! A bear!
I'll never dance with a hairy bear!
The bear, the bear!
Lifted her high into the air!
The bear! The bear!
I called for a knight, but you're a bear!
A bear, a bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair
She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,
But he licked the honey from her hair.
Her hair! Her hair!
He licked the honey from her hair!
Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!
My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!
And off they went, from here to there,
The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair.
That's because GRRM (named like Gollum, after the sound his stomach is always making) can't write poetry for shit. Everything about his "medieval prose" feels forced beyond recognition. Think about the position of the adjective: "The bear and the maiden fair". Twisted the syntax to force the rhyme.
You can read one Bernard Cornwell novels and get a better understanding of Medieval warfare and culture than Grrm has.
You can even get some book recommendations for your own research if you don't skip the historical note at the end
They were always my favorite characters.
Tyrion
Tywin
Jamie
Cersei
except I never gave a frick about Cersei until she blew up the Sept and I was like wtf I love Cersei now and I completely dropped Tyrion after season 4.
>iron price >Westeros >Dragonstone >head on a spike >etc.
Everything they say on GoT sounds cool, that’s half the reason I like it, the phraseology or whatever you wanna call it.
>you're the brother i wish i had
>christiansidehug.wav
>christiansidehug.wav
Kek. That takes me back
>if only.. I could stop ending up with men of ill repute and find someone as nice as you Jorah...
>diesinside.jpeg
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what a gay u r
of pussy
>>a wiff
>>a sniff of your snail slime
why was Emilia Clarke trying to hold laughter during this scene? was it part of the performance?
She is very autistic y'know?
It's just her post-stroke face. It doesn't really emote like a humans anymore, they usually need to edit out all the drooling in post production too.
Was worth a try
All I thought about in this scene is his dick getting the skin ripped off like when you cook a hot dog too long and the casing just peels off.
Yeah exactly his wiener would have been horribly burned as well
tf is this
Primal
one of the dumbest endings to a show ever made.
I won't be forgetting it anytime soon, I can fricking tell you that.
Season 3 confirmed btw
based
Genndy Kino
Since the thread is almost over I’m gonna go ahead and say the canon of Star Wars is the original 6 movies + the Gendry Targaryanovsky clone wars.
Also, Gennedy needs to do a 1:1 of the Game of Thrones books, and use the Ramin Djwandi music. Bam, guaranteed timeless kinography.
Wtf were they thinking
>a crumb khaleesi... a crumb of your white pussy please
really fricking pathetic ending for him
there is literally no reason for him to love khaleesi
She looked like his wife who is currently working as a prostitute.
so what
So he grew attached to her. Its not that weird especially given Jorah's cuck history.
Literally every way a man could use a woman.
This. Show Jorah is too decent. Book Jorah is a pedo creep (although it also made zero sense that he didn't just rape her in the desert, but then again the dragons)
I would love her because association with her would be highly profitable. I don’t even need to frick her or obsess over her. She’s a well funded disruptive force and that sort of person represents opportunity. If anything, a guy like Littlefinger should have thrown in with her and just encouraged her to kill the ever living frick out of any nobility of the Seven Kingdoms that even looked at her wrong. Daenerys’ problem is her advisors were total dumb ass, pussy morons. Jorah should have been showering in pussy and just getting richer and richer as Dany conquered more and more. No reason to simp over her personally.
>Khaleesi...come closer
>The nomad shitkins...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated Black folk too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The Andal Man's burden Khaleesi....
*looks at camera*
>the darkies from the summer isles, the shitskins of essos, the chinks from yi ti, it's our duty to rule them
>non Andal races shall not despoil westeros
>goodbye Khaleesi....
>non Andal races shall not despoil westeros
That includes Targaryen fricking shits
Honorary-andal
aaaghh
I haven't watched this in a long time but wasn't he a verified piece of shit and traitor?
STANNIS
You mean the guy that burned alive his daughter?
Never happened
>Never happened
It’s going to happen in the books too, chud.
If there is another book
>its going to happen in the books too
literally no chance of that, stannis in the books is a logical actor who recognizes that literally everything he's doing is for his HEIR, HIS ONLY FRICKING HEIR.
Dont you think that is his arch? Getting so desperate he has to sacrifice her? The plottest of twists
>Dont you think that is his arch?
No because its entirely antithetical to his character, If you told me Queen Selyse burned Shireen I would believe you but Stannis you are out of your fricking mind.
I dunno. Things may happen that will lead to him sacrificing her. And then you'll remember him saying that and it will be like "oh how he changed my expectations were subverted :'( " .
>I know the cost! Last night, gazing into that hearth, I saw things in the flames as well. I saw a king, a crown of fire on his brows, burning... burning, Davos. His own crown consumed his flesh and turned him into ash. Do you think I need Melisandre to tell me what that means? Or you?
>Stannis ground his teeth again. "I never asked for this crown. Gold is cold and heavy on the head, but so long as I am the king, I have a duty... If I must sacrifice one child to the flames to save a million from the dark... Sacrifice... is never easy, Davos. Or it is no true sacrifice. Tell him, my lady."
>Melisandre said, "Azor Ahai tempered Lightbringer with the heart's blood of his own beloved wife. If a man with a thousand cows gives one to god, that is nothing. But a man who offers the only cow he owns..."
>Davos: Edric—
>Stannis: —is one boy! He may be the best boy who ever drew breath and it would not matter. My duty is to the realm.
A vision of him consumed by his crown, by his duty: saving the realm.
And the Fat Man revealed that Stannis will give the order to burn his daughter, don't know why there are still people arguing against it.
nta but wouldn't be the first time grrm contradicted himself
Couple years ago Martin said "I told them some big twists like Hodor and "hold the door", and Stannis' decision to burn his daughter.", Stannis claims that he has to do his duty even if he has to kill an adorable child, that sacrifice isn't easy and you still claim that it doesn't fit with Stannis character or what Martin has written?
yeah, martin has said a lot of things
>Hodor and "hold the door"
Rolled my eyes during this scene.
GRRM's writing the whole story and it won't resemble the stuff in GOT at all
>don't know why there are still people arguing against it.
Probably because not only is it moronic Stannis is hundreds of miles away, has access to 2 people with kings blood of whom one he already plans to burn, already faced with the situation that show Stannis burns her for and obviously planning something big. Stannis burning Shireen would require him to lose those 2 people with kings blood, somehow make it back to Castle Black(or for them to make it to him), Somehow ignore the other people in Castle Black with kings blood(that includes the Karstarks at Castle Black) and some how come to the conclusion that burning his daughter is the best course of action even though he would be well aware that Justin Massy is on his way back from Essos with an army of sellswords paid for by the Iron Bank. The amount of nonsense that we would need to wade through to make the situation even remotely possible is beyond contrived and doesn't even remotely resemble the Edric Storm situation.
I’m not defending it at all believe me, but magically it made sense, it had to be a great sacrifice, whereas using leeches to suck blood isn’t a sacrifice at all.
>Probably because not only is it moronic Stannis is hundreds of miles away
Won't happen in the first pages, characters can move.
>has access to 2 people with kings blood of whom one he already plans to burn
"Sacrifice is never easy or it is no true sacrifice" + "If a man with a thousand cows gives one to god, that is nothing. But a man who offers the only cow he owns..." Sacrificing Theon nor Asha is not as powerful as sacrificing his own daughter.
>already faced with the situation that show Stannis burns her for and obviously planning something big
Never said that it will happened exactly as in the show, just that Stannis will make the decision to sacrifice his daughter. The "hold the door" will also play out slightly differently in the books:
>“They did it very physical — ‘hold the door’ with Hodor’s strength. In the book, Hodor has stolen one of the old swords from the crypt. Bran has been warging into Hodor and practicing with his body, because Bran had been trained in swordplay. So telling Hodor to ‘hold the door’ is more like ‘hold this pass’ — defend it when enemies are coming — and Hodor is fighting and killing them. A little different, but same idea.”
>It’s going to happen in the books too
He took Winterfell without the red b***h doing anything in the books. There's no way it will happen in the books.
It may well happen in the books, but it would be Mel and Selyse who do it. At this point in the books, Stannis far away and left them and Shireen behind safely.
>>It’s going to happen in the books too, chud.
'cept it ain't lol
It will. Kind of. Selyse and Melly will burn Shireen. Stannis, enraged, will stab Melly in the heart and draw out the true Lightbringer.
But that's the more important part. Stannis will not willingly burn his daughter.
Shireen will perform a coup with her secret admirers, burh her parents as she rapes Mel in fron of the entire army, the flames of burning parents and passion making the North have sex with the south, bringing peace to the seven Kingdoms through sheer power of kinky lust alone.
Then the White walkers come and kill everyone because the leaders are women. The end.
Better than george
Love it
Shit at reading, though
good at rollin' though
>sells his soul so a demon baby will kill his brother
Stannis is going to burn in the seven hells, he will never sit on the Iron Throne.
>P-Please, Khaleesi...just...just the tip...please....
Same guy
He is Alfie Allen's father
wrong guy
I thought George was moronic for thinking this is cool and what women want, but now I realize he basically invented soundcloud rappers.
KEK is this real?
Ive seen it before and its never been refuted.
I believe it cause women are nuts.
Oh I would never question females being able to write something like this. It's Martin's hilarious response that made me lol. God i love this guy even tho he's a stupid c**t who left as hanging all so he could bounce naked on a trampoline.
It's real. Samwell is his author-avatar, no joke.
lol is this why he never finishes the books
This. People will think that's obviously bullshit and could never be the reason but I'd be willing to be that it totally is. I don't care who you are, if you're a guy and you aren't getting pussy then you're bitter and miserable and even a guy like George would do something like outright refuse to finish the books merely because he's butthurt about petty shit like that.
Ain't got no agua.
>just a crumb of pussy
>ain't got no pussy
Jorah was Azor Ahain, but both D&D and GRRM chickened out.
Victarion is Azor Ahai
Darkstar is Azor Ahai you homosexuals.
Personal favorite.
>Darkstar is Azor Ahai you homosexuals.
Why do I love Darkstar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Darkstar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Dorne, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the red mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Planky Town under the the name of "Greenblood Orgasm." The very nature of Darkstar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Darkstar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated. Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Darkstar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Darkstar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Darkstar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Darkstar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Darkstar, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Darkstar so much.
darkstar is the judge
Why is it so dark
He should be. If GRRM had any balls, Victarion would succeed in his plan of using the horn to control Daeenry's dragons, kill her husband, b***h slap her into marrying him, forcing everybody else in Essos to obey him, invade Westeros, kill Euron, conquer the mainland and destroy the white walkers.
This would actually be an awesome way for things to play out. Victarion is a really interesting character. A shame we’ll never get a continuation.
>Victarion put the slavers to the sword, then sent his men below to un-chain the rowers. “You row for me now. Row hard, and you shall prosper.” The girls he divided amongst his captains. “The Lyseni would have made prostitutes of you,” he told them, “but we have saved you. Now you need only serve one man instead of many. Those who please their captains may be taken as salt wives, an honorable station.”
>The perfumed boys he wrapped in chains and threw into the sea. They were unnatural creatures, and the ship smelled better once cleansed of their presence.
>The perfumed boys he wrapped in chains and threw into the sea. They were unnatural creatures, and the ship smelled better once cleansed of their presence.
Based
>killing prime boypussy that was groomed specifically for sexo
>based
>being a homosexual
>in any setting, ever
>based
homosexuals are an affront to nature. gays, traps, troons, all of them belong at the bottom of the sea
pirates are all gay
his most heinous crime ;(
Why do you guys love Victarion so much, he's an idiot who got tricked by Euron to do his job for him because he's lazy. Plus he keeps the dusky woman despite repeating several times that Euron's gifts are poison
>Plus he keeps the dusky woman despite repeating several times that Euron's gifts are poison
There is literally nothing wrong with fricking dusky women that your brother is warging.
>Why do you guys love Victarion so much
He's a big moron and his chapters are good.
>He's a big moron and his chapters are good.
Many such cases.
F
>mfw Victarion said "no monkeys" but his crew got monkeys anyways and now there are monkeys everywhere throwing poop
He’s a fun character. The fact he’s really dumb just adds to the charm.
On that note, what are your guys favourite asoiaf characters? For me it’s the Hound. The Tv version was cool, but he is much edgier in the books (as are most of the characters) and somehow I truly empathise with him.
I've really gotten around to like Jaime. He tries, man.
Varys. I wish I had a net of informants like him, so nothing would be a secret to me.
Too bad he was sidelined in the books.
>Too bad he was sidelined in the books.
I don’t have the heart to tell him
If I were writing this I'd have Victarion unga bunga Euron to death as he tried to turn into an Elder God or whatever the frick it is he's trying to do.
it could be cool if he reclaimed Harrenhal and made his successful last stand from the castle, too. it would be like pottery
That was clearly meant to be Jamie Lannister
he just wanted a crumb of pussy, is that really too much to ask?
>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall
>"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your moronic brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you."
>"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas
>"Davos come here," Stannis beckons
>Davos asks "Your grace?"
>Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.
>"Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight."
AND WHO
ARE YOU
lmao
If the story has a character of a chaste friend who's in love in a female hero, who despite rejection is willing to remain her servile simpleton, it is a sign that the story is targeted to female audience. Similar examples - Snape from Harry Potter, Norrington from Pirates of the Carribean etc.
You'll NEVER find a reverse example, where a 5/10 female character sacrifices her life for an alpha protagonist who fricks around with pretty women.
Of course, that wouldn't be believable
Eponine in Les Miserables
> gets completely butchered as a character
They all got butchered
My one true queen.
Based.
kind of a turn off when I found out the actress is spotting this nasty shit on her face in real life
>kind of a turn off when I found out the actress is spotting this nasty shit on her face in real life
What?
Dragonscale if it real.
Faegon and Shireen is confirmed canon. Stannis will be Hand after Joncon dies of AIDs.
My fricking god there are SO many awesome plotlines and characters in these books. We probably would've gotten all seven by now if it wasn't for that fricking show. FRICK D&D SOBs.
haha get it?
I still don't get what an elephant was supposed to do against a dragon the size of a small village. The brown riders might have trouble but they can just fall back and let the dragon burn the elephants
I really wish the show had never happened
I'm annoyed that every mod for games now is based off of the shitty show canon and art style
pre-show depictions were SOVL
>mod for games
>mfw the CK2 mod confirms Daeron was a bastard
Soon goldenbros.
AGOT for CK2/3 is the exception as it's almost entirely book based with a few nods to some of the styles from the show
I'm thinking more of the M&B mods. For Warband ACOK was book based but also included some styles from the show in a very tasteful manner. AWOIAF was 100% show based
now all of the Bannerlord mods are 100% show based with shitty armors and watered down everything
>24
>152cm
HNNNNGGH
Princess Shireen is all grown up now!
NOW SHE'S A LITTLE BOY IN SPAIN PLAYING PIANOS FILLED WITH FLAMES
>start reading it and the song starts playing my head before I even realise what I'm reading
Uncanny
Is this nmh? I don’t remember any of their lyrics but somehow I read it in Jeff’s voice.
>“A sacrifice will prove our faith still burns true, Sire,” Clayton Suggs had told the king. And Godry the Giantslayer said, “The old gods of the north have sent this storm upon us. Only R’hllor can end it. We must give him an unbeliever.”
>“Half my army is made up of unbelievers,” Stannis had replied. “I will have no burnings. Pray harder.”
>“It may be that we shall lose this battle,” the king said grimly. “In Braavos you may hear that I am dead. It may even be true. You shall find my sellswords nonetheless.”
>The knight hesitated. “Your Grace, if you are dead —”
>“— you will avenge my death, and seat my daughter on the Iron Throne. Or die in the attempt.”
Shireen is Azor Ahai.
Reminder that the Dusky Woman is Euron in disguise.
Why does Euron like to frick his brother
No idea, he molested Aeron and his other little brother too.
>I asked for one drip of pee. She gave me a stream.
What do you think will happen to Littlefinger in the books?
Sweetrobin tosses him through the Moondoor for orchestrating the rape of Sansa.
First head to roll by the hands of based Harrold Arryn
I didn't watch the show past season 3, why did sansa kill Littlefinger?
She didn't
Arya did after she came back as anime character
After Jon retakes Winterfell from the Boltons Littlefinger starts trying to turn Sansa and Arya against each other. So Sansa and Arya play along making it look like they are feuding and in what I can only describe as writing tailored specifically for the Burlington bar watchers they have an on the spot Trial where Sansa deems Littlefinger guilty of.......something...... and sentences him to death. He cries and pleads "SHANSHA PLEEEEEZ" and Arya slits his throat.
No way GRRM finishes all those plotlines in 2 books even if the books are 2000 pages long
bold of you to think that this fat frick will write them at all
he have a money so he won't waste time on it and even if he would he would rather just die than write shitty ones
Is this all? KEK
KEK these are fricking funny.feels like a very salty bookgay did it
The books are pure schlock, but they are better than the show.
I read the books in the late 90s. Normalhomosexuals ruin everything.
Never watched the show. Couldn't care less.
There's a bunch. Not sure how many.
There are more.
I hope he dies from something completely fricking random and unpredictable. On his way back to the Eyrie his horse runs off a cliff or a random rock hits him from a landslide.
>What do you think will happen to Littlefinger in the books?
Leaves Planetos on a spaceship together with the Others, starts a trading guild in Outer Systems ala Frontier Elite Dangerous
Gets Didius Julianus'd
>books
>Winds of Winter
ACK!
Why did they do it to him?
>anime morons thinking that because someone is the best swordsman in the land that he's invincible and will slow time to defeat any number of enemies, and that this isn't a post-modern series
What about Arthur Dayne? Why did they take away his Dawn?
No one knows exactly how the TOJ went down from the books. There are no details on the fight. I'm actually 99% sure that Dayne will be killed similarly to how it is in the show, with Howland stabbing him in the back. It makes sense from GRRM to have the most badass knight be killed by a frog person
>frog person
Say that shit to my face and not online.
I mean there was no way they were gonna beat him. GRRM had to kill him in some dumb way, like a half dead corpse coming back to life and stabbing him in the back then dying again, or slipping on a banana peel, etc.
inb4 Bran warging
But why was he dual wielding random swords instead of having use his special Dawn?
>book isn't the exact same as the tv show
woah...
One of the coolest parts of the book is butchered by the show is why people are miffed about it. No one expects a 1:1 adaption
dipshit
SAVE ME GREY WORM THEY HAVE POINTY THINGS AAAAAAAHHHHHH
He was old and fat and ugly in the books. The show version...Emilia Clarke would get pregnant on first day alone
Of all the characters who got glowups in the live action series, Jorah probably had the biggest one.
>khaleesi can we get you some food??
I hope everyone that posted in /ecg/ is dead or dying
Nope. Still alive and healthy. Did drop her last year though. Thicc >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skelly
>true enemy of Robert was himself
GRRUM, I kneel
A BOAR A BOAR
In the books didn't Theon's sister went through the continent, through Moat Cailin, so they only sailed a bit to the North before going on land?
By the time she decides to rescue Theon the Boltons had already retaken Moat Cailin with Theon’s help.
How does she get to Stannis/Winterfell in the books? I forgot.
She flees the Iron Islands after the Kingsmoot because she doesn’t want to get killed by Euron. She goes to Deepwood Motte but Stannis attacks and captures the castle, taking her prisoner.
Thanks, it's been so many years so I forgot. I was planning to re-read before the Winds of Winter, but we're still waiting for that.
I have had this saved for god knows how long
https://vocaroo.com/1ngyl1giKwSB
>https://vocaroo.com/1ngyl1giKwSB
geg
(you) for the preservation alone
Does Stannis actually care about Shireen or moreso about having his heir on the throne?
>book jorah is a big hairy ape
>show jorah is smooth af with a sexy voice
>still gets friendzoned
Bobby would've loved her
tfw no strongthicc wild boarc gf
superior piggu here
Based, Jorah cucks will forever lose again and again. What no pussy does to a MF REAL.
I remember how the season 5 finale broke everyone in the thread and the mods banned /got/ for fricking year I hope Jongay killed himself.
slav
Whos jongay? And what were his crimes?
An autistic swede who had a boner for Jon Snow and could not stand Stannis. He spent thread after thread spamming them and trying to false flag Stannis posters so hard he ended up doxing himself.
Lots of samegayging, lots of baitposting and all other manner of gay autism.
Reminder: Jorah is a pedophile. In thr books Daenerys is 14, and Jorah is 46. So you have a 46 year old men lusting after and following around a 14 year old girl.
So, yeah, Jorah deserved to die. Frick him.
As was the style at the time
>pedophile
>14
Nice Bait
So does that mean Daario was lowkey plowing a 14-16 year old every night wildstyle then bragging about it to Jorah?
Yep. She also daydreamed once about abandoning her quest for the throne and just becoming his gangbang girl
>She could be his wanton
There's zero reason for Jon to ever go back to the wall. Even less reason now that he has to cross into an entirely separate kingdom to do so, and one which is ruled by his step sister who could just pardon him and dumbass grey worm will never know
Haven't you been watching? Jon loves the Wildlings and the NORF.
Simple as.
It wasn't just Grey Worm, it was literally everyone still loyal to Dany that would be pissed. Theres no point in starting up a whole other war when Jon wanted to live with the wildlings all along anyway
I can fix her.
How did the look of this show keep getting fricking worse and worse even though its constantly growing popularity kept securing it a bigger budget?
They didn't have the budget for any massive battles in the first season but they still had random extras and knights in full plate armour. By the later seasons everyone's wearing shitty fantasy leather and plastic which bends and wrinkles with their every movement.
>neither enchanted or enchanting
>too ugly to be on the show
>no gf
>sets self on fire
[/spoiler]>lives[/spoiler]
I remember in the episode where the walkers were coming to Winterfell they used the same terrible editing tactic multiple times. One of the heroes would be completely surrounded and look fricked, then they’d cut to someone else. They come back and the person somehow survived
>they elected a King in the end
they elected a stark with 0 claim to the throne to be the king because he got trippy with a mystery shaman and had future vision powers, would he have been the best spymaster? yes, a king? not sure what qualifies him to be a king
ignoring the LEGITEMATE SON of the LAST 100% confirmed true and rightful king no less
Frick for real WHAT was the POINT of this character if he wasn’t gonna be King in the end????? I thought for sure it was gonna be him and Arya as Kinng and Queen
>WHAT was the POINT of this character
H-He's fast
kek…….. I can’t believe how much Jon Snow and Gendry got raped in this show.
What will happen with Edric Storm in the books?
Davos had him sent away to one of the free cities with a few knights to keep him away from meli. Which is dumb because the free cities are filled with other red priests lel and I doubt meli doesn't have friends across the sea.
there's no where in westeros to send him
everywhere there would be more dangerous
Because this boy no one has seen for years who's severely autistic is crippled!! He's BRAN the BROKEN!!! Everyone loves a good story!!!
Seriously WHAT did they MEAN by this!????
What did they MEAN? He has the least amount of story as anyone on the show, he was just in the woods dicking around until some skeletons showed up and killed Hodor like right at the end of the show. Sounds more like Hodor’s story than this gay kid.
You’re preaching to the choir, Bran being (elected) king was the gayest ending possible. Other than defeating Littlefinger and luring the NK to the Weirwood you could literally just cut his entire character/scenes/etc right out of the show
>My lords will find me
>if they search the seven hells mayhaps
Aegon had bars and you cant deny it
>“If I were queen, the first thing I would do would be to kill all those grey rats. They scurry everywhere, living on the leavings of the lords, chittering to one another, whispering in the ears of their masters. But who are the masters and who are the servants, truly? Every great lord has his maester, every lesser lord aspires to one. If you do not have a maester, it is taken to mean that you are of little consequence. The grey rats read and write our letters, even for such lords as cannot read themselves, and who can say for a certainty that they are not twisting the words for their own ends? What good are they, I ask you?”
Stark's maester was good. He was a good man.
>Robb makes Jon his heir
>is just thrown out the window so Sansa can be kveen slaaay
They never mention Robb's secret will. Jon is somehow elected king because he charged ass-ahead against Ramsay and lost three quarters of his men.
This bawd and LYING prostitute is a MAESTER LOVING thief who ruined a kingdom.
why is Mommy Alicent touching that stinky piece of dragon food
Jon was only made heir because Sansa was married to Tyrion
Robb was dead by the time Sansa got married to Tyrion. Robb made Jon his heir before his death. Sansa couldnt inherit the stark house because she's a woman, and Bran and Rickon were still alive at that point
>Robb was dead by the time Sansa got married to Tyrion.
>"Young, and a king," he said. "A king must have an heir . If I should die in my next battle, the kingdom must not die with me. By law Sansa is next in line of succession, so Winterfell and the north would pass to her." His mouth tightened. "To her, and her lord husband. Tyrion Lannister. I cannot allow that. I will not allow that. That dwarf must never have the north."
>"No," Catelyn agreed. "You must name another heir, until such time as Jeyne gives you a son." She considered a moment. "Your father's father had no siblings, but his father had a sister who married a younger son of Lord Raymar Royce, of the junior branch. They had three daughters, all of whom wed Vale lordlings. A Waynwood and a Corbray, for certain. The youngest . . . it might have been a Templeton, but . . . "
>"Mother." There was a sharpness in Robb's tone. "You forget. My father had four sons."
>She had not forgotten; she had not wanted to look at it, yet there it was. "A Snow is not a Stark."
>"Jon's more a Stark than some lordlings from the Vale who have never so much as set eyes on Winterfell."
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!
All black and brown, and covered with hair.
The bear! The bear!
Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!
The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!
All black and brown, and covered with hair!
And down the road from here to there.
From here! To there!
Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!
They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!
The fair! The fair!
Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!
The maid with honey in her hair!
Her hair! Her hair!
The maid with honey in her hair!
The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.
The bear! The bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair!
He smelled the scent on the summer air!
He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!
Honey on the summer air!
Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!
I'll never dance with a hairy bear!
A bear! A bear!
I'll never dance with a hairy bear!
The bear, the bear!
Lifted her high into the air!
The bear! The bear!
I called for a knight, but you're a bear!
A bear, a bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair
She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,
But he licked the honey from her hair.
Her hair! Her hair!
He licked the honey from her hair!
Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!
My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!
And off they went, from here to there,
The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair.
unlike tolkein's songs I can't even begin to imagine a melody for this shit.
The show version is decent, but wouldn't fit with some of the lyrics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8U9zTSKn1M
Also I like how Roy Dotrice made one of the songs in the book go to the melody of deck the halls.
roy dotrice was based
listening through the audiobooks on long drives atm
>Bry Een
>Pee Tire
Luv his pronunciations.
>>Pee Tire
much better than just "peter" with a weird spelling
"Damfair" is the worst one by far
Did they not give him notes?
It's actually based as frick
"damp hair" is moronic as a nickname
It's because he's wet all the time dipshit
>It's because he's wet all the time dipshit
lol oh really?
shame he died
Hey, tht's Leopold at Amadeus!
He was an old man then, and an old man how!
This one is quite good
That's because GRRM (named like Gollum, after the sound his stomach is always making) can't write poetry for shit. Everything about his "medieval prose" feels forced beyond recognition. Think about the position of the adjective: "The bear and the maiden fair". Twisted the syntax to force the rhyme.
You can read one Bernard Cornwell novels and get a better understanding of Medieval warfare and culture than Grrm has.
You can even get some book recommendations for your own research if you don't skip the historical note at the end
>King Cleon
lmao How could Dany take Slaver's Bay seriously when she was getting replaced by buttholes left and right
It's almost like a teenage girl making sweeping political decisions only had one direction to go.
Ain’t got no agua.
Milk of the poppy, por favor, Khaleesi
Milk of your breast, por favor, Khaleesi
>just a fookin drop………..
aint got no milk
How will Jaime die in the books?
He'll watch Brienne die, kill Cersei, and then travel the kingdoms as a one-handed ronin.
George really captured the reality of women in Cersei.
memes aside GRRM writes women well probably because at some level he doesn't like them very much
Cersei and Catelyn were very believable
I fricking love Cersei.
she and jaime made me go full lannister
They were always my favorite characters.
Tyrion
Tywin
Jamie
Cersei
except I never gave a frick about Cersei until she blew up the Sept and I was like wtf I love Cersei now and I completely dropped Tyrion after season 4.
>iron price
>Westeros
>Dragonstone
>head on a spike
>etc.
Everything they say on GoT sounds cool, that’s half the reason I like it, the phraseology or whatever you wanna call it.