>pale autistic dorky awkward girl MC

>pale autistic dorky awkward girl MC
You guys told me Twilight was bad

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait until you watch the rest of the movies. Twilight is absolutely terrible.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb mutt

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's bad but then Alice comes along and it becomes kino

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bella mogs

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >calls bella's dad by his first name
      lol cute, considering she's older.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ruined my day when I read on wikipedia that she married a filthy Leb.

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trans btw and she is literally me

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    just stop watching after the 2nd movie

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I cry at least once a day thinking about how she will never be my gf and I am not joking.

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >soft porn written by a mormon housewife is good actually
    homosexuals

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Focus on Bella Swan's dumb face the entire film and imagine her as your stupid austistic girlfriend who calls you dude and watches old cartoons with you

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        fair, i consume slop sometimes too because i get fixated on one character

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        The frick is up with this thread this is the first time I've seen every post validate my feelings for this movie and actually get it. Who are you people. Don't tell others that Twilight is actually good. It's the last movie before men shaved the bottom of their head like forrest gump.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I mean zoomers are sick of sheboon nog MC.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      /tvpol/ considers anything good so long as the actors are white.
      it's not about the quality of the movie anymore in here.
      i'd be surprised if OP actually even watched the movie or if he's just googling for pictures to use on his ethnocultural identity politics twitter account.

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I like autistic girls but manic pixie dream vampire is so much better.

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day twilight homosexual

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Her dad is actually the best character.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      her dad was the worst

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Take that back right now you little shit.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      The dad was so hilariously understanding and non-threatening about everything

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most late 2000s movies ever.

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The only band I ever liked was Muse.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      you're not alone he is good at the guitar and singing and music theory and fricking kate hudson

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    post baseball.webm

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Read the genderbent version of the first twilight book where Bella is male and Edward's female, written by Stephenie Meyer herself

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      This would've made insane money but Hollywood is cucked and finished.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that just Twilight Rule63? I mean if I had a Vampire and Werewolf girl chasing me, I'd make it work somehow like a 90's harem anime.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      So it's just rosario vampire

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >not naming the female vampire Serana
      what a complete misfire

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Werewolf Native American girl imprints on your shota son as cope for not getting your D

      Frick that's hot!

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    the first movie is objectively perfect

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a straight white chud and I liked the first one a lot, everything except the baseball game.

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a trailer for Twilight when I went to see some movie and the scenery and shit looked pretty comfy.

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    she is the cutest girl in the world for me her adorable smile with those big front teeth and her nervous mannerisms and her raspy voice and how passionate she gets about things is so lovable

    every time I see her face I feel a sharp pain in my heart. thank god she mostly does indie movies and stays out of the spotlight. but occasionally I will get jumpscared by her like right now on imdb

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how she hides her big ears

  18. 4 days ago
    Krager

    KStew was the most precious thing to me from 2009 to about 2015.

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No we (/tv/) didn’t. I’ve only ever heard praise, particularly for Alice and the baseball scene.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Alice
      Sharted goods

  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Has Cinemaphile seriously become so shitty that it's pretending Twilight of all things is a good movie? It wasn't even a good book come on.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      millennials will get nostalgic about everything

  21. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    In one of the films there is a massive battle between the werewolves and the vampires.

    This sounds like it could finally actually get kino, but they tell this by focusing on the girl sitting in her tent some distance away from where the fighting is, up a mountain. Every evening one of the supernatural creatures she can't t decide between (which I think is why they're having a war) brings her a spoken report on how their side is doing in the war.

    That is where you will lose all hope that the film series might actually to something and even be worth watching, if you had managed to stick it out that far.

    They are not even fun bad films, they're just bland and lame, complete waste of Michael Sheen too.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gay and love marvel btw

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Good for you, no wonder you like Twi-shite.

  22. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The first twilight is kino, everything else sucks

  23. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Alice And Bella have the most kino profiles

  24. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Twilight is an extremely entertaining movie. I laughed hysterically through the whole thing.

  25. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    good soundtrack

  26. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's a lot like the first hunger games. Where the first one in the series actually has some style to it's directing and editing and all the sequels are slop.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Second Hunger Games was the best one.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

  27. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No, redditors and e-celebs told you it was bad. Cinemaphile has always been a Twilight board.

  28. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    K Stew is fine as frick. I was into her and Emma Watson back then. I think her sexiness is underrated.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >is
      Was. She's an ugly dyke with mullato cut now

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        she only gets hotter with age

  29. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Potter is better

  30. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Twilight was awful but humans are differential machines
    Twilight came out the same year as The Dark Knight and Tropic Thunder.
    Compared to those movies it was very bad
    But in the year of our Lord 2024 in the context of movies like Babes, I Saw The TV Glow, and Poor Things, suddenly Twilight feels like a peerless masterpiece

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed Twilight in 2008 and never understood the hate. The sequels are pretty lame, though.

  31. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    wish I had autistic cute girl for wild animalistic sex

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