Parents out for two weeks I'm home alone. What should I watch first?

Parents out for two weeks I'm home alone.

What should I watch first?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The neighbourhood

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You could share your adress so we from Cinemaphile could party together

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      trips confirm party at OP's house. I'll bring some snacks and drinks. what do you guys like?
      So far I have
      >cheddar chex mix
      >mtn dews (livewire edition!)
      >frozen egg rolls
      >pizza rolls
      anything else? ill scoop them before heading over

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dont forget the kino balls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sounds comfy af. I'll bring my pc, lets LAN counterstrike source and quake live

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chicken Tendies. Just buy whatever they've got at the store.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        >668 668
        ill allow it, ill bring the sailor jerrys, some 40s, and some shitty weed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is how you get killed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, I'll bring the vodka and krokodil if anyone wants some

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can I bring my wife? You can have sex with her if you want, I don't mind. She's fat tho.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll bring vodka and jameson, whos got the beer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alright here it is bros:
      1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
      Washington, D.C.
      Bring snacks and guns so we can do some shooting in the yard!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you didn't open the door last time dude

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was sleeping haha you should have banged on the door

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          come on man my parents were home

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit, i'm close to you.
        should i come for real?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >DC
        Only homos live there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't be a b***h OP, I got a 12 pack of cidies with our names on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i got two bottles of bacardi black, a crate of german lager and 4 grams of coke atm. c'mon man, let's get loaded

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Parties are fricking GAY!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trips confirm. We can watch each other's backs

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Salo

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Passion of the Christ

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Home alone.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The liquor store. Get someone cool to buy you a lot of booze.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Khan Academy videos. Get those math grades up so you can get into a promising career in 5 years when you graduate high school

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Binge the kinography of beloved and talented Canadian television and film actress Sarah Gadon.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Risky Business, then Weird Science

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Invite your girlfriend over.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BBC fricking pregnant white women would be my first choice

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Irreversible on full volume speakers

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    troony porn, obviously

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their sex tape

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hire some hookers to rim your butthole all week. do it in every room

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your dad's troony porn collection hidden in his drawers.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you need to get your hands on some adderall and just jerk off for two weeks straight. trust me bro

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Porn in the living room

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know they're watching you, right?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    porn, you can finally turn the sound up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    porn

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Full Body Massage with Mimi rogers

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers movies

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SEEK FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uh-oh, looks a few of these got no-no boxed.

      https://archive.org/details/TheLastDaysOfTheBigLie_201808

      Here's a few more:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uh-oh, looks a few of these got no-no boxed.

      https://archive.org/details/TheLastDaysOfTheBigLie_201808

      Here's a few more:

      shut up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's that moron linking

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fun stuff.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First?
    Porn with the sound on.

    After that, anything made between 1999 and 2012 when the audotracks were all Dolby 5.1 meaning you can barely hear the dialogue unless you turn the volume up loud enough to vibrate the house when the action scenes start.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    T28-625

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Bridge Quadrilogy:
    >Bridge on the River Kwai
    >Bridges of Madison County
    >A Bridge Too Far
    >Bridget Jones's Diary

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about Yugioh: The Abridged Movie?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My parents are out for to weeks also. Wow.

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