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Past a certain age, a man without young anal mistress can be a bad thing
Past a certain age, a man without young anal mistress can be a bad thing
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unironically not wrong. Married and I have a younger squeeze on the side.
My dad works at Intel.
mine works at nintendo
is she an anal mistress though or are you just humblebragging randomly
Adultery is a sin. kys
>Adultery is a sin
>kys
the confused oblivious dichotomy of christgays...
This is wrong. You should stop. It's not good for either women and as a man you need to stop taking advantage of their stupidity.
>POV: you are 38 year old married boomer
name of prostitute?
true detective b***h #2
thanks brother
Lili Simmons. She gets naked in every other episode of Banshee for a min.
thanks brother
Do women really say this?
To other men, yes.
they used to, not anymore
the zxoomie equivalent would be something like "i want you to pee in my mouth"
Not to you.
When I met this arthoe girl in 2017 she would text me to make her limp, and to frick her mouth until she cries, and to spank her until her ass is purple.
5 years later she just got hotter and Now im morbidly obese and watch startrek all day
janny is that you?
It's ok, Mike.
jessi was hot though
How else would the topic of anal sex be broached?
Yes ofc.
But later that day youre railing them doggy and slip your thumb in ther butthole and they complain.
>But later that day youre railing them doggy and slip your thumb in ther butthole and they complain.
What the frick are you doing wrong dude? If you do it right they orgasm near immediately.
I've done anal with like 5/9 chicks I've hooked up with. The trick is you have to make them its their own idea and be very gradual about it. Also eating ass is a plus
If a girl likes you and you handle the subject with tact most of them are willing to do anal. Every girl I've slept with more than a few times was willing to try anal within a month or two of dating
I've got a huge dick so I've never been able to convince any women to do anal.
The chick I'm currently seeing likes getting hotdogged, though.
W-what is hotdogging, Chad?
Its where you slide your wiener back and forth in between her buttcheeks (they are like the bun for your wiener, which is like the hotdog)
Yes. It's always been the woman's idea when I've done it. Most of the time they've tried to hint around it instead just outright asking for it by name, but just coming out and saying "I want you to frick my ass" is something I've heard more than once. It's weird on every level and it's not something I'd ever do without being asked for it, but some chicks are just like that. Who knows why?
to men who don't have much girth, yes.
more like
> POV: You -just so happen- to be the executive producer on the show where there is a scene where a bottemless Alexandra Daddario straddles you a few moments before you bury your face between her asscheeks
thinkingemoji.jpg
The characters in this show suck
Rus is absurdly clairvoyant and Marty gets an unrealistic ammount of poon despite being played by any extremely ugly and short actor.
hotter than diddl
t. incel
NAME OF prostitute?
went to catholic school and all the girls were doing the whole poophole loophole thing
didn't get to put my dick in a vag until college
i like vag better
10/10 tummy
Cheating should be punished with life sentence
wrong, adulatory should result in death for the woman, and chopping off a hand for the man
imagine turning into a christcuck homosexual because /misc/ told you to, you christcuck homosexuals arent even real christcucks, real christcucks dont post on fricking Cinemaphile
who even mentioned Christianity?
There are 2.5 billion christians in the world. We use Cinemaphile, get over it homosexual.
2016 election tourists are the worst thing to ever happen to Cinemaphile
Samegay
look at what they did to /misc/, even that board back in 2012-2014 had its moments now it is all just boomers, election tourists, chinese shills, 70iq brown diaspora, latinx trannies, and nato shills
you forgot the people so far gone mentally they're unironically supporting fricking russia to 'own the israelites'.
yes, i miss dorner, zimmerman, and ebola threads
The Ukraine is a moronic technocracy run by israeli oligarchs. You don't have to choose a side.
>run by israeli oligarchs
so is russia,
You don't have to choose a side. Read post next time moron.
i didnt, I just hate pol for being shit now and ruined
So how's BASED DADDY PUTIN'S plan to de-nazify those israeli reddit cringelords going, schizo?
mindbroken Hispanic kek
holy shit you're bad at larping, somehow even worse than all the other summernigs itt
source?
christcuckery is for homosexuals and pedos
what's with all the schizo replies in a coomer boomer comfy thread?
who is behind it?
Angry fedora replying to himself talking about 2016 election when he got here during lockdown
blame the christcuck homosexuals
Waste of a stealth chris watts thread
HOW TO STOP BEING A COOMER
The key to changing your coomer ways is to start small. Set achievable, short-term goals for yourself, and reward yourself when you succeed. Here's the steps you need to take:
1. Define the problem. (I watch porn every day.)
2. Set an end goal. (I do not want to watch porn at all.)
3. Set a small, time-bounded goal that you can measure. (This week, I will only watch porn 5 days.)
4. If you succeed, give yourself some small reward. (I will buy Y cool thing I've been wanting or eat X delicious food.) If you fail, try again. If you repeatedly fail a goal, consider taking a step back (I will only watch porn 6 days this week.)
5. Once you succeed, go one step forward. (I will only watch porn 4 days this week.)
6. Repeat this process until you are no longer a coomer.
1. Just coom
I do this, but on step 4, I reward myself with porn, so I have to start over.
Is submitting chatlogs from your partner's phone and recording their calls to some extent (invasion of privacy?) actually allowed for divorce court proceedings as evidence like I see in all those reddit posts or is it all just a larp?
Vags feel better
depends
i am turning 30 in 2 weeks and am still a virgin
I lost mine weeks before turning 30. Missed out on cool wizard powers. 🙁
What was that like? Did she know, was she accommodating? I lost my virginity at 20 and it was fricking embarrassing
who did you lose it to and why the cringe?
some random fat b***h lol, she apparently thought I was hot and I was so desperate to just lose my virginity already so I went through with it
couldn't cum due to nerves
is that such a bad thing if you stay hard?
I mean, I don't really regret it, it was good to get the virginity out of my system so I could have meaningful sex and relationships later, I just wish I could have lost it in highschool to a cute girl like most chads
Lost it with my girlfriend (first serious gf too). She didn't suspect it one bit. Actually it started to hurt a bit for her so we took it slow and after a while we decided to call it a night. Been dating for 6 months now.
that's sweet, anon. Glad it's working out for you
Losing my virginity late has totally destroyed my relationship with women and I can't get over the fact that I was never anyone's first choice and I let Cinemaphile memes about her having other mens' cum on her face go to my head lol
I've had chances with grills like this but was too insecure and now in my late 20s I'm irreparably mentally ill and am reduced to pathetically bragging about what totally could've been on 4chinz
That body is peak female performance.
How do I get a girl to let me frick her ass?
t b h it's not worthy it unless you want to spend months training her, from stretching the sphincter to teaching her douching to getting her guts well trained to be pounded
Does anal feel good? Veganas are naturally warm and wet and tight but buttholes just seem like a stinky poopy hole
How do you not know? Even if you didn't do it in high school as an adult it would have happened.
It's a different sensation than vag but provided it's clean (just make sure she showers beforehand) and properly lubricated it feels amazing. It's tight and unlike a vag, which welcomes you in, the butthole is trying to push back against you as you thrust
it goes like this, official power ranking:
>well train wrecked b-hole
>tight vag
>normal vag
>virgin b-hole
>buttholes just seem like a stinky poopy hole
That's because they literally all they are and it's unironically fricking disgusting
>b-but it's tighter
"No!"
If you really think you need more tightness, either have your girl practice kegels, or have her jerk you off with the death grip
> tfw fwb chick I'm currently banging has a blown out vag from having two kids so the only way I can cum is by jerking off on her after she cums
I don't even have deathgrip, its like sliding my dick into a warm wet tubesock.
i shall update the power ranking
>well trained wrecked b-hole
>tight vag
>normal vag
>virgin b-hole
>blown out roastie c**t
>2 kids
What's that like? Are you just fricking or are you actually dating? Does she expect you to have a relationship with the kids?
I swore I'd never date a woman with kids but I'm about to hit 30 and my options are limited lol
if ur under 30 and still holding up u can just get some zoomie prostitute with little or no wreckage in her lady parts
I met my zoomie gf at 32 and I'm 37 now
my choice would be a christian korean woman
I will literally never touch a woman
(and that's a good thing!)
>reach inside her pants one afternoon
>notice she had gotten her butthole waxed or w/e it is they do
I really shouldn't have thrown that away
give it to me straight
can i really get throat cancer from eating ass
I don't know about throat cancer, but you can get poop on your tongue and isn't that bad enough?
No, but you will get intestinal parasites because you're literally injesting human feces
not as bad as cancer
intestinal worms turn you trans
I already am 🙂
figures
Right on. Hey, now that I know you're trans, do me a favor and have a nice day today
you can get cancer from HPV virus
Fricking sodomites.
I have never felt the warmth of a woman's body.
why is the female butthole so attractive then ? when looking down on a woman when doing doggy, that little hole is begging for attention.
Only /misc/ would be gay enough to derail a based young anal sex thread