Patrice O'neal

His appearances on O&A are still all time KINO

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like ketoacidosis.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whenever I'm sad the 12hr supercut of Patrice on O&A talking about kinos lifts my spirits

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn watch Kino with Patrice

      Why live?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What I love about that one is that I've seen all the movies they talked about, and most of them came out in my middle/high school years so it sorta takes me back to those days while trying to get the fricking XM antenna in the right position for my boombox unit in my room while listening in for O&A after school or during the summer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's cool. I wasn't aware of on and a back then but it's cool to hear their take on events that happened when I was that age. Playing the gta games hearing countless references to the show/ron and fez is a trip too

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I started listening to them in 8th grade, later half of 2005 going into 2006. Anthony's obsession with Half-Life 2 was only equal to mine. And hearing Lazlo come in and talk about Bully, GTA4 and stuff was really great. My all time favorite video game segment was when they talked about the "No Russian" mission in Modern Warfare 2.

          Had the XM boombox with the cool walkman sized detachable unit . Had a portable antennae that clipped to my backpack too and the car cradle. Had to run an antennae outside my apartment to a corner to get reception because it only worked in one direction for the geostationary satellite signal and one day a landscaper just shredded the cable with a weed wacker. Those days were literally the best days of my life in terms of music discovery and radio, though.

          By 2013 everything went to shit.

          Yes I had a similar unit but in black and the handle was silver. I was still enjoying the show for the most part even though I was more angry about SiriusXM for their shitty webapp, increase charges, etc. They had a better rotation of music and stuff, but when you hear fricking Duran Duran's Rio 4 times in one hour, its like what the frick. So when Cumia got the can, my dad unsubscribed. He was tired of paying it for me anyway but knew I liked listening to it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Music in general started sucking around 2013 so I canceled XM. I had a good hookup with an uploader for a few more years for O&A and R&F but *he* started to try and charge his downloaders $5 a month and by then Ron Bennington turned into a feminist weirdo cuck with Gail and had TDS so by 2017 I was done and I never tried to find another source.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Had the XM boombox with the cool walkman sized detachable unit . Had a portable antennae that clipped to my backpack too and the car cradle. Had to run an antennae outside my apartment to a corner to get reception because it only worked in one direction for the geostationary satellite signal and one day a landscaper just shredded the cable with a weed wacker. Those days were literally the best days of my life in terms of music discovery and radio, though.

        By 2013 everything went to shit.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's one of the dumbest motherfrickers on the planet he embodies the comedian ideal of not knowing shit and sounding like he does then you morons lap it up like sage advice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's one of the quickest comedians of all time. and if you think he's stupid it just exposes you as a midwit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Im stupid? Nuh-uh, YOU'RE the stupid one!
        Wow great comeback. Im sure your two braincels worked real hard to come up with that one. Idiot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >smart
        >eats himself to death by age 40
        Pick one (1)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          midwit doesnt understand the power of addiction

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he saw through almost everything. Predicted "woke" shit before any other comedians did it. He summarized females in a way no other comedian had.
      You are the moron here.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he did go to prison for gang rape

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Falsely accused mind you. And those experiences shaped his later life. You'd be the guy in the story who lost his mind and didn't wash cuz he was scared of rape.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Let's not pretend that Patrice didn't enjoy his stay in prison. You just know that's where he got a taste for man's anus.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he was literally 16 years old in prison. you dont know wtf you're talking about.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he was literally 16 years old in prison. you dont know wtf you're talking about.
                That's the prison equivalent of fois gras for a seasoned prison enjoyer.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What in the world makes you think 16 year olds don’t have gay prison sex

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah who would ever steal a gumball machine and then suck dick in juvy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Falsely accused mind you.
            Why? Cause he said so? If so, I have a bridge I want to sell you. Lmao, idiot.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he was mostly sent there because he was 16 and the girl was 15. he got sent to prison for statutory gang rape.
              you know nothing about the situation man. re listen to the story on youtube

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you know nothing about the situation, but I do because I listened to a youtube clip from a decade ago
                Shut up, stupid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meh, I literally just finished listening to a show where he defended blackwashed commercials and said it wouldn't last.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Any idea what show that was because there was a time he mocked ads blatantly targeting black audiences with corny Jazz or R&B shit.
          He was against character race swapping too.
          His quote "Don't change a character's race FOR ME!"
          It's sad because there are a lot of black people who are not down for race swapping characters but they get ignored for bashing the white basements dwelling internet troll caricature.
          Their displeasure with removing white characters they grew up with and liked gets trivialized.
          Michael B. Jordan as Johnny Storm was an example. Blacks complaining was drown out by blaming white guys.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was one with Nick Di Paolo. Nick and Ant are ranting about commercials being disproportionately black and the growing trend of portraying whites negatively compared to blacks. Patrice denies it, but also says it won't last after Obama's tenure is over, and also calls whiteness "oppressive" at one point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his “epic advice on women” falls apart when you learn that it was all based on his experiences with a specific type (brazilian prostitutes and black gold diggers like his widow). i think he admitted only ever dating a normal white girl once in his life.

      still a funny fricker though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >here’s my advice on women
        >’maaaan I don’t mind when my girl cheats, sometimes that’s just what you gotta do to keep things workin’
        >’and you know I’m a fat dude right, so I gotta take what I can get’

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his “epic advice on women” falls apart
        Not at all.
        > Men be men
        > Women be women
        At its core, thats what he was preaching. Women frick everything up when they tey to assume all this masculine energy in their lives. They arent equipped, they cant deal with the inherent dissonance, and burn everything around them

        Men CANNOT treat women like a dude/bro equal in relationships

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. man who offers blowjobs on christmas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he embodies the comedian ideal of not knowing shit and sounding like he does
      And That's A Good Thing(tm), I unironically loved watching him shutdown pseuds all the time with nothing but pure charisma. Having Ant's racist rebuttals to all the lefty shit Patrice said was also kino

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CAUSE IM A CREEP

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's amazing how he owns bill burr with ease, no one seems to be able to nowadays

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patrice was the one who blew it on Mancow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're both "bahstahn", but only one them actually grew up somewhere roughish. It wasn't the dentist's son. Patrice never even dropped that a bomb on him. In a recorded format anyway.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Bill's "tough upringing" was just his dad yelling at him and ignoring him most of the time.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled we can all admit that Patrice was a closeted homosexual that only hated women because they didn't have a penis to suck on like a giant lollipop, right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What could have possibly gave you that impression

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What could have possibly gave you that impression
        He spent more time hanging with Jim Norton than any actual woman and not a single woman has come out and admitted to sleeping with him. Seems like he was probably just getting bussy at the DMV than going on any actual dates or anything.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im so happy for jimmy, troon or not.
          They both seem very happy with each other.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am also happy for him, especially since he agonized over his awful loneliness for so long. I just wish he would come out of the closet at this point. Because, you know, he's gay. Just because his "wife" wears dresses and presents as feminine, he still has a dick that Jim blows and takes up the ass.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want to call him a homosexual to his face.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and not a single woman has come out and admitted to sleeping with him
          He calls most of them hoes and deftly manipulates them into giving him pussy, why would they want to admit to that? Also he was engaged to Vondecarlo Brown before he passed away

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          even after norton said for years that he wasn't gay it's not a surprise he married a man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frogposting about gays
      hows the weather in Tel Aviv?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.ama-assn.org/delivering-care/population-care/black-lgbtq-intersection-race-sexual-orientation-identity
      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4222679/
      https://www.washingtoninformer.com/blacks-are-more-likely-to-identify-as-gay-than-any-other-group/
      All black men are homosexuals who are only capable of choosing to be straight

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZbzncPXIUY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That one is great, for me it’s https://youtu.be/yOeuTrAJB9s

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fot me its

        ?si=E9pisKTIOs7LOwSs

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    andrew dice GAY

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I had a wise black man to give me advice, bros. It must have been amazing listening to him on O&A every day.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would have been fine if they replaced jim with patrice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      naw, he was awesome as a guest and jim awesome as a co-host. that dynamic was perfect.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >low-class zoomer white boys obsession with black dudes
      pathetic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      replace Opie, Jim sometimes makes good content when he isn't making that jizz gurgling sound

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So premarriage then

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, I miss No-Nonsense Regular-Joe Jimmy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As great as Patrice was, he also wouldn't stfu sometimes and allow others to shine. The best O&A episode is the one with just Ant, Jimmy, Colin and Vos. Sherrod Small turns up halfway thru but even he can't ruin it.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all comedians become annoying with too much exposure
    patrice would have too

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can easily make 6 figures by putting half a duplex on Air BnB.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You can easily make 6 figures by putting half a duplex on Air BnB.
      Those are your delusions again baby stalker child, enjoy prison.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Patrice was not NEARLY as funny as you people say he was

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok but comparatively WHO is funnier?

      >Im stupid? Nuh-uh, YOU'RE the stupid one!
      Wow great comeback. Im sure your two braincels worked real hard to come up with that one. Idiot.

      you are stupid though. You are just fooled by his Black personisms into thinking he isnt smart. It's his delivery that confuses you. He doesnt speak like a scholar so it fricks with you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you are stupid for not liking what I like
        This just goes to show how ignorant fool you are

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i genuinely think you're less of a person for not liking patrice. No lie.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And I couldnt care less what a you think of me. Its like someone with down syndrome telling you they dont like you.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >me smart because me hate you
              nice anology fricking mushbrain Black person. talk about someone trying to come across smarter than they ever could be. jesus fricking christ lurk moar you numb skull projecting wiener sucking homosexual. KYS

              >you are stupid for not liking what I like
              This just goes to show how ignorant fool you are

              >Im stupid? Nuh-uh, YOU'RE the stupid one!
              Wow great comeback. Im sure your two braincels worked real hard to come up with that one. Idiot.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many redpill Tate mutt incels worship this guy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      no one that likes patrice would like andrew tate
      nothing similar about them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They both share an overlap in the MRA/redpill audience shower

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they really don't
          only zoomer mongrels care about tate

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >MRA/redpill
          MRA was co-opped by losers with no skin in the game those men were fighting for.
          Redpill at it's core is PUA garbage that had to be filtered to get any usefulness out of it
          MIGTOW like MRA was piggybacked by losers who just wanted to be mad at women. It's core was good and helpful for young men but corrupted by the gifters.
          All of those things don't exist anymore so what you have is a vacuum with different grifters selling the same wares.
          Andrew Tate is the worse case of these because he's brought back of the negative shit that was taken out but also shits on males who are his audience.
          You have guys who hawked the red pill and pro-male stuff but didn't kick sand in the face of their followers.
          Patrice's main message was that dudes are better they just need to know your worth as a man and not to put pussy on a pedestal.

          Patrice O'Neal
          American comedian and actor
          Cinemaphile related post to an actor and comedians works on radio.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tate and Gavin Mcinnes are basically Patrice if it was all the woman hate and none of the humour

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >humour
            lol gay spelling. Opinion discarded

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s how it’s spelt in UK you mong

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did you just cast a spelt

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It’s how it’s spelt in UK you mong

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Humour isn't on there

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "No worries", "mate". You can rest assured it's still moronic spelling.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He completely missed his calling as a professional movie critic. His takes were hilarious and pretty spot on most of the time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to hear his take on Avatar The Last Airbender which he saw the trailer and thought it would be about the entire world trying to get one kid.
      He would have torn into it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Him and Anthony talking about movies and making references was fantastic.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lazy n-person refuses to put any effort into his career
    >actively burns bridges with anywon he comes in contact with
    >refuses to control his eating habbits literally resulting in his death
    Yea, what a great role model

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't understand. I'm a white zoomer with no dad and I grew up with Obama as presdient.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have the speech to text of an Omani school teacher

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >role model
    see? zoomers like this are who like tate
    they need their influencers and celebrities to tell them how to be and what to do

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    O'Neal, eh? Doesn't look very Irish to me...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all the funny blacks are Irish, like Eddie Murphy

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll post one for the boys

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He and Anthony talking about how they would have these deep reoccurring day dreams while working or at home
    Made me feel normal
    I would do this all the time and think it was weird to create wild detailed day dreams just to make it thought the monotony of the day.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP never said anything about a role model but little sissy come in to cry about role models.
    Imagine being salty about a dead fat diabetic who was really funny when he was alive.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s crazy we were this close to getting his entire review of Bane and TDKR’s opening scene

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know how they came up with the word Black person?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One time some black guy was being a Black person so they called him a Black person

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the one where Patrice shared his killing white people fantasy and it was like killing judges or some shit to garner respect and Anthony's fantasy was just gunning down Black folk to save an underaged girl from rape.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >to save an underaged girl from rape
      to rape her

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A hilarious 3 sentence rant
    > somewhere in between 3 hours of O&P laughing hilariously at their own quips
    No thanks

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=brysnrMDlbKsMsY3

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think you're meant to take his words as strict advice on picking up chicks, but he does have a decent insight on psychology, men and women. You can gain perspective on how to deal (or not) with people from him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He even says his approach is for strong willed aggressive black b***hes and every guy should learn his own way by getting rejected.
      He used the analogy of he's a bear hunter he has to wrestle them and tame them, while he doesn't go after other chicks because they're bunnies you have to feed them and baby talk to them until they comfortable around you.
      Different approaches.
      I can attest I've tried being forth right with the wrong type of women and fricked up, got rejected, then tried a new approach with similar women and got somewhere.
      So there are nuggets of wisdom in what he said though some of it is flawed.
      Like his swinger approach.
      If I'm in a relationship I'm not watching another dude frick my girl. I don't care if I'm getting some strange pussy out of the deal too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would rather cheat than swing. Even a threesome with another girl is usually a pitfall. At a certain point I felt it was best to find a good girl and do it by the books, one on one.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even feel cheating is a good route because I know I wouldn't want to be cheated on.
          But I get you.
          Patrice was a professed pervert.
          So he would rely on sex and perversions to make his relationships work.
          He and Von did all that freaky shit and tried to parlay that into a long term relationship.
          He even admits on air she had problem with their swinging and threesome to the point she was the only one allowed to pick the girls. Was jealous at times.
          That life style seems like a ticking time bomb with a lot of hidden issues.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Was talking with the wife just today about swinging and cucking and threesomes (she had a dream last night I was having sex with a friend of hers right in front of her). We both agreed that cucking is for deeply broken couples, threesomes are inviting a stranger into our most intimate moments which is dangerous, and swinging comes across as desperate and similar to cucking.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love O&A but i swear every other thing I catch, it’s either jimmy, Anthony, or Patrice bringing up nog dick. It’s odd.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well Jimmy is gay, Anthony is racist, and Patrice is black.
      It's bound to happen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This caller was an annoying c**t but she was right about Jimmy all along

      Dude ended up marrying a troon

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Luis Hispanic.

    ?si=DqWnoInTqM5CkZsC

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Patrice and Anthony talking movies was radio gold.
    They made me appreciate the first three Rocky movies more.
    They introduced me to Vice Squad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patrice made me enjoy the friday the 13th movies

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God bless him.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Run DMC

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like when Patrice is really excited about Dead Rising 1 and the guys just ripping into it based on his description correctly calling it out as some timed escort quest game with dumb NPCs (as good as it is)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were morons when it came to vidya. They only cared about spectacle and nothing else.
      When Rich Vos said he was playing Max Payne, they used that to make jokes about him being cheap because Max Payne 2 was out, and he wasn't playing that instead.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I appreciate their layman’s perspective

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's true. Total dude bros. There was one time a caller made a reference to Kirby. After erock or someone explained he was an old nintendo character. The boys tore into the caller for using such an old reference, completely oblivious that retro gaming was currently booming and kirby was massive, with new games.
        They did a phone interview with avgn which was pretty cool

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lazlow brought Red Dead Redemption into the studio, where everyone had done voice-overs for it, and the first thing Patrice asked about was Call of Juarez

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like when Patrice talks about movies with Louis

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Opie lapped up Bam's sloppy seconds.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the opster won in the end

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    something I never understood about patrice:

    once you learn the true nature of women and how much work it is, never let your guard down, etc...
    why would you waste your time and energy EVER on a relationship? Just frick hookers in brazil.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FACE/OFF STINKS

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's clear from hearing him talk that Bill Burr
    was more in love with Patrice than he was
    his wife.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im a bit glad that patrice dumped that loser burr before he died
      what a fricking gay bill turned into

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feed nana

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no guests
      >no mansion
      >no hair
      >no Yimmy

      Even Than is doing better

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