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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based Patton fighting Nazi's in Africa

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE VOS ARMY IS COMING FOR YOU PATTON

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based fricking Nick. Any comic who wants to silence other comics should be blackballed from the business.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based angry gineau.
      always thought this dude was the unsung hero on tough crowd. especially any episode with him and patrice. loud mouth whitey hating black guy arguing with loud mouth racist boston wop just makes good teevee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MESS WITH THE VOS AND GET THE SAUCE

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We didn't need a blueprint to make racist jokes, Black person. It's observational humor.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its been a pretty solid theory for a long time now that Patton is playing the long con.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How and why

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Patton Oswalt Called Out by Fellow Comics for Enabling Serial Killers By Murdering His Wife: Handed Them a 'Blueprint'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how long will he keep getting away with it??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So long as he stays on message and doesn't embarrass any of their sacred cows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is a joke but he unironically coaxed her. The guy supplied her with a massive wienertail of drugs then played dumb when she didnt respond until like 1pm the next day

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wilfe killer

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this fat midget mong kill his wife?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >killing comedy to own the bigots

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Pat didn't delete his Facebook post talking about his relationship with Jim Goad. I get that they haven't spoken in years, but it was sweet and provided a good contrast with this. And I made the mistake of not saving it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All too often these days, comics circle the wagons and wail about cancel culture (looking at you, Joe Rogan), but not Oswalt. While stopping by The Al Franken Podcast, he lamented his generation’s over-use of irony, which he feels handed the alt-right a “blueprint” to mask their actions.

    >“We thought we were beyond racism. There was a lot of ironic racism amongst a lot of alt-comedy, a lot of Gen X, because we thought, ‘Well, we’re beyond it. We can make fun of that,'” Oswalt said before explaining how that attitude provided cover for Trump and his ilk.

    >“We didn’t realize we were actually mapping out a blueprint for a lot of the alt-right people and a lot of the edgelords and a lot of the shit posters to use for them to go ‘I’m just being ironic,’” he continued. “You’re trying to grandfather your shit in and we are partially responsible for doing that.”

    >Franken wasn’t entirely on-board with that argument and said that comedians should be more like George Carlin and his generation of comics who push boundaries, but Oswalt wasn’t having that characterization.

    >“But they were pushing for more openness,” Oswalt argued. “The people that are doing the edgelord stuff now are pushing for, ‘Can we go back to the way,’ think[ing], ‘Can I go back to being able to say these horrible things?’ It’s like, no, we gotta keep moving forward.”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >anyone who does based and offensive comedian is le "edgelord"
      always the sure sign of a homosexual. a term invented by redditor homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >d that comedians should be more like George Carlin
      Please fricking GOD no more. I cant take any more of this cynical doomer dog shit. Any comedians have any actual good sets with jokes instead of doom and gloom, everything sucks and you should feel bad bullshit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Al Franken is less of a homosexual than Patton Oswalt
      who knew?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't understand why this was such a big deal, it's kinda juvenile but he didn't actually touch her or wake her up it was just something he probably thought was funny and would be funny in press photos.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because the left was making a huge push to win a special election in Alabama using blatantly falsified evidence to paint the Republican candidate as a sex offender. That special election being the seventh or so one the media was trying to paint as a bellwether for the Trump presidency, after they lost the prior six. So the Republicans clamped down hard on this story and the Dems threw Frankin to the wolves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can't criticize minorities
      >can't joke about minorities

      Seriously what's the end-game? Those people really don't see that sanctifying a group of people can only have bad consequences?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They live in gated communities. They don't care what happens in the rest of world except to the extent that it gives them something to whine on about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So is Oswalt admitting he is a racist?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >We thought we were beyond racism. There was a lot of ironic racism amongst a lot of alt-comedy, a lot of Gen X, because we thought, ‘Well, we’re beyond it. We can make fun of that,"
      >We
      Speak for yourself, imagine saying comics in the 90's were never actually racist lmao. How much of a bubble did this guy live in? Racist stereotyping wasn't just ironic in 90's jokes , and neither did the 00's with western attitudes towards Islam at the time post 9/11.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what I'm hearing is
      >we (I) comics had an impact on culture
      >we are (I am) not irrelevant, we are (I am) significant
      >I am an exceptionally good person for being able to condemn other people for alleged wrongdoing
      it's just moral-vanity + posturing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leftist homosexual Franken actually has more respect for his craft than professional bridge troll Patton Oswalt. Amazing.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Handed Her Horse Tranquilizers

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some of these people have never been blasted in the face for running their mouths and it really shows

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think its the other way around, theyve been slapped for their shit all their teens and somehow made it "big" and can now run their mouths and do so with regrets.
      But boy would I love to backhand slap that fat hobbit.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >from the al franken podcast

    lmao

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Doug’s incel friend from King Of Queens always get media attention? He aint even famous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He sacrificed his wife to gain access to the inner circle.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just watched a vid of some fat moron getting his shit beat in on a Spanish street wearing that same shirt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Link?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Guys some white nash personality

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What’s with bad husbands trying to preach on morality? First Ewan the cheater then Pat the murderer

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's an unfunny piece of shit.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe he should have called out the police and turned himself in for his wife's murder

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > fellow comics
    > fellow comics
    give me one good patton oswald bit. i can wait.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    F A G G O T

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If we got out a Ouija board and contacted your wife, should I believe what she says?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this homosexual so much it’s insane

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's really a shame how many minds were destroyed in the mid-2010s and then going into TDS. He was a pretty good stand-up but until he had a kid and fell off. Kids and happiness are the bane of funny people because the humor comes from misery giving you a chip on your shoulder and kids and happiness takes that away.

        Happy people are not funny.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Comedians of Comedy era Patton was probably the last time I found him funny and didn’t completely hate his guts. Now he’s just a pompous holier than thou sanctimonious jerkoff

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone care what that wife murdering, LSD tab munching hobbit is saying?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    remarried less than a year after losing his wife of 12+ years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >losing
      killing

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    second/third rate personalities can't really afford to "be themselves" or they risk not getting any jobs, so more often than not you'll see them actively caving in to whatever's popular at the moment out of instinct
    so that's all he's doing and I can't really blame him, but given how following his instinct resulted in his wife dying in the past, I wouldn't be so sure it's the best course of action

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His instinct to murder?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based af

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres the image where he is with A. Wyatt Mann

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