>PAY money to look at ugly face for 2 hours splattered with ugly CGI

>PAY money to look at ugly face for 2 hours splattered with ugly CGI
No. You can put her in the streaming slop and tell everyone she's LE GOOD ACTRESS but objectively she's not a lead or even half as pretty as she would need to be in order to be a leading role.
Who the frick wants to watch ugly/deformed morons fricking around in a desert for 2 hours?
No one.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's only in half the movie

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anya is for cute and meek roles, not action heroines

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's ugly, she's not for any fricking kind of role.
      If you cast one of these weird goblin-looking b***hes and try to convince me she's hot the entire time or that she's "LE FRICKIN' STRONG MAN-PUNCHER GRRR!"
      I immediately turn off your shit and go put on Rambo. Which doesn't ask me to believe that John Rambo is a "OMG FRICKING GOD KILLER HE JUST PUNCHED THAT MAN IN THE HEART", instead it's realistic and at the end Rambo breaks down and it's emotional as well.
      Rambo doesn't just run around punching everyone through walls and mugging for the camera.
      And that's fricking RAMBO.
      If you characters have less emotional depth and realism than John Rambo you're a fricking stupid butthole trying to convince people shit is gold.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just put on Chocolate and watch the behind the scene crazy outtakes with stunt guys getting injured for life by a small Thai chick (actual chick, not a kathoey) and by crazy as frick action coordinators too much into realistic looking fights and stunts.
        "You can't just kick him, you're a small girl! It would look fake! Take a running start and fricking fly in his face feet first, okay? Don't worry about him, he can take it!"
        Turns out he couldn't take it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What emotional depth did Mad Max 1/2/3 have

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's that "Action Star" I've been telling you about:

    >Can't drive a car
    >Never took marksmanship training
    >Never did fight training
    >Refuses to work out with weights

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >actors play pretend
      Really activating some almonds here m8

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know right, God forbid the actors getting paid millions of dollars put some effort into their performance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Refuses to work out with weights
      what a dumb b***h kek

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wasteland
    >No ATF
    >People are still using bolt action rifles and regular shotguns
    If something like this happened in real life, EVERY single gun would be converted to full-auto. You'd have people using 100-round AK-47 mags, every shotgun would have drum mags, every pistol would have a drum mag or at least a 50-round magazine, etc.
    People like Dementus and Immortan Joe would mount Punt Guns on trucks and clear out entire vehicles with one shot.
    The complete lack of creativity in the worldbuilding of this film is astonishing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Punt Gun
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punt_gun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rifle with 100-round mag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glock 100-round mag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no ammo production plants
      >runs out of ammunition in two month
      >back to bolt action to conserve ammo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And that's why it's important to know how to re-load an make your own gunpowder and ammo.
        I don't remember anyone collecting the brass in Fury Road or Furiosa, which would've been such a hot commodity it likely would've been the first form of currency in any type of post-apocalyptic scenario.
        https://www.askaprepper.com/how-to-make-gun-powder-the-old-fashioned-way-in-less-than-30-minutes/

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Old gunpowder wouldn't work in most autoloaders because the pressure is too low to cycle them. Particularly not a gas system like an AK, which would get buttfricked by fouling.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This would apply to all the cool cars they drive, too. Too much realism is bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then either everyone has simple single-shot guns, or everyone has full-auto rifles and custom made guns.
        Mad Max 2 was much better with this, as only 3 characters are shown to own firearms.
        The rest of the characters have flamethrowers or crossbows.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no ammo production plants
        One of the only settlements in the setting is called "The Bullet Farm". A combination mine and ammo factory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      200-round ak mag

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man just turn your brain off unironically. Sometimes it's fun to watch not so great films. You don't need to penny pinch every facet of your life to try and get the most value out of everything you do. I haven't even seen this movie, but I probably will.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dude just be a moron like me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't need to penny pinch
      ???

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks better than Cinemaphile's most shilled movie of the year Rebel Moon

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no incels allowed in our feminist oasis

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mad Max film
    >Barely anyone has custom weapons
    >No one has converted their guns to full auto
    >No one uses silencers
    >No one has brass catchers
    >No one has stolen any hardware from military bases
    >None of the cars are re-purposed military vehicles
    >Nothing is solar or wind powered
    Lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry all manpower went into building a motorozed festival stage with 10kw sound systems and wartrucks which are just simple trucks for some reason.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you guys noticed somehow only women use scopes and sniper rifles in this universe while men are reduced to use exploding spears and blunt weapons? How lame

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      STOP NOTICING!
      Also, all the bad guys do ridiculously stupid things.
      Like in this moronic scene, the bad guy is:
      >Firing randomly without any attempt at hitting the truck, tires, cargo, people on board, etc.
      >Doesn't take evasive action when he sees Anya mounting the anchor cannon thing
      >Doesn't try and cut, shoot, or dislodge the cable
      >Doesn't jump out or do anything when the "bommy knocker" is started
      >Basically does nothing to save himself.

      It's all cut so fast you don't even notice. But if you're smart, then your brain did.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot to mention the bad guy stops firing even though he sees Furiosa on top of the rig sliding towards the end.
        This movie is fricking balls on fire moronic.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the CGI better than in the trailer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. It looks worse in person because the bad effects are magnified.
      This is a film that will probably look best on your phone.

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