Peace? I hate the word. As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.
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PART FOOLS YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO
god this movie is obnoxious
YWNBAW
have higher standards in movies
>have higher standards in movies
oh give me a fricking break pseud
Not me but yeah, it's pretty fricking obnoxious. I don't hate it exactly but some of it is pretty cringe (guns being named "swords").
You're a gay, the movie is good.
Frick off Roger Ebert.
you're obnoxious
And it's great for that.
Romeo+Juliet is trash for sure, but it's almost Dadaistic in how confidently and deliberately trash it is, which can apparently be said of many Luhrman movies. I personally can't stomach it, but that seems to be the appeal. I can only assume that Elvis features Miley Cyrus twerking to some coon tunes at some point.
Some real goofy 90s kino.. I like it.
I feel truly ashamed that I didn't realize the genius of this movie when it came out. I thought it was fricking stupid. Now, with wisdom of the years, I realize it is fricking stupid but it's also kino.
But have you realized YOU'RE fricking stupid?
such a rarity
I BITE MY THUMB AT THEE!!
Oh shit, it's about to happen
DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME, SIR?
Based Tybalt.
Kino Alert!! 🙂
Juliet was a prostitute
why did he hate hell?
Oblivion, Anon, he hates the forever night where men are nothing! He is a fire that burns ever hot and hell is a dark cold void of nothing that would rob him of his purpose. He wants to burn and scorch the world but the cold dark abyss of hell would quench his blaze forever!!!!
good answer, thanks.
Fetch me my rapier, boy
OP did you bite your thumb at me
Sneed?
Gayest movie I've ever seen
You're the gayest guy I've talked to
romeo get ipad
How you can have this thread without this?
kino
Kino, the one time Leguizamo looked like a legit chad
>didnt need to aim ahead when shooting at a moving car
shit movie and a moronic director
and closes his eyes, too.
>the movie where Californians are speaking in fluent Shakespearean English isn't realistic
>the movie which is based off of literal theatre isn't realistic
stop being like this
bullets are fast dipshit
he's literally me
John Leguizamo is one of the few truly based actors.
Don't look up his recent work; it's vaguely pathetic
The chorus of newsreaders doing the 'Two families both alike in dignity' speech is the hypest shit I've ever seen
if this movie came out today it would be ridiculed relentlessly on this board
As it was ridiculed relentlessly back the day.
Frick young Leo was a prat.
This.
It was, and still is, pretentious crap. A bad attempt to marry old dialogue with modern visuals.
Now, the dialogue still rocks, and the visuals are interesting, if a bit homosexual, on their own, but combined they are just bad.
I think zoomies would enjoy the ADHD style.
It cant happen today because Leomania was a time constituent phenomenon
I put this shit over titanic any day titanic is pure trash ass shit
Titanic is made for indians and other 3rd worlders who wish they were so handsome they could frick, this movie is made for intellectual moviesseurs who appreciate find art such as Shakespeare and John Leguizamo.
My friend still quotes this when he obviously won't help me.
>Go forth! I will back thee!
Kino dialogue:
>Abra : Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson : I... I do bite my thumb, sir.
>Abra : Do you bite your thumb at *us*, sir?
>Sampson : [to Gregory] Is the law of our side if I say aye?
>Gregory : NO!
>Sampson : No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir!
>Gregory : Do you quarrel, sir?
>Abra : Quarrel, sir? No, sir!
>Sampson : But if you do, sir, and for you, I serve as good a man as you!
>Abra : No better?
>Sampson : Uh... uh...
>Gregory : [Sees Benvolio coming] Here comes our kinsman, say better!
>Sampson : Yes, sir, better!
>Abra : You lie!
No wonder Shakespeare is recognised as a literary genius.
Can someone translate this into ebonics?
>Get it cuz, I got choo!
>Abra : You up in hur, homie?
>Sampson : Yo... I jus' up, homie.
>Abra : Is you up in hur tho, homie?
>Sampson : [to Gregory] I arite wit this?
<spoiler> [thinking of consequences and legality, this line cannot be translated directly] </spoiler>
>Gregory : AH HELL NAW!
>Sampson : No, homie, I ain't playin at choo, homie, it ain't like dat, homie!
>Gregory : You throwin down, homie?
>Abra : Throw down, homie? homie sheit!
>Sampson : If you be dat, homie, YOU be dat, I be dat!
>Abra : So you jus' on my level?
>Sampson : [smacks lips]
>Gregory : [Sees Benvolio coming] My homie rollin' up, we good!
>Sampson : Ya, homie, you ain't on that
>Abra : MUH DICK THO!
It's a bit much.
Aren't they though?
Blame Wiz Shakespearchucker
>consequences and legality, this line cannot be translated
gold star post
Honestly, the reason it has so many "homies" in it is just subbing out "sir" for it.
What was the point of having the Black person dance?
Buck breaking
Furiously fricking that sweet boipussi
Thee thou thou thee
EEEUUUUUAAAAAHHHHHGGGG
For me it’s when he pulls his gun and goes HUUH HUUH??!!
Do you bite your thumb at ME good sir?
baz luhrmann is fricking awful
>Doesn't kill Paris
>Claire Danes instead of Olivia Hussy
It's alright but seriously? Kino? From Baz Luhrmann?
>The sexiest israeliteess ever
>Olivia Hussy
She isn't a israelite and she's half britbong. Trad Catholic upbringing.
But that nose tho
seeing israelites everywhere (and having a problem with that) must be extremely stressful.
Why should that be stressful
corsets are so hot bros, love moo moo mashers
>mogs all other Juliets for all time
Beautiful
>moo moo mashers
Very very based
>O, that I were a glove upon that hand. That I might touch that cheek!”
Instantly get it. No need for fast edits to keep my attention.
She was 15 you sick frick
I hate pedos and groomers as much as the next person--but that level of beauty is something any living person with eyesight has to just accept.
Juliet is supposed to be around 13 in the play. It isn't the greatest love story of all time because they're mature.
You're a homosexual
I don't believe gays could exist if every woman looked like Olivia Hussy. This guy is a homosexual:
It's because they're still within, but on the final cusp of, innocence and therefore everything they experience is with peek sincerity and overridden by emotional instinct and naive ideas about everything lasting forever Juliet isn't a troony you degenerate .
of course, when Shakespeare wrote the play he was writing for her to be played on-stage by a young man dressed as a girl. some of the best MtF actors at the time were probably trans. the past is more different from the present than conservatives would perhaps like.
>some of the best MtF actors at the time were probably trans
Revisionists like you should be shot in the streets.
You are breathtakingly stupid. It is truly astounding that you are capable of writing words, completing the captcha, and posting on Cinemaphile given your profound moronation. You are an idiot that defies all understanding, a moron for the ages.
God bless this movie for making Shakespeare somewhat accessible to fricking idiots
t. English teacher
>t. English teacher
Be careful what you wish for...did you ever see what they did to Carmen?
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>a hip hopera
sounds like a tagline the simpsons would write jokingly
Shakespeare is for morons who think they're smart.
Such an underrated movie.
Spicy. Who was the writer for this film?
>do not bite the thumb good sir
>do not bite it
>is your fair mother a prostitute, young maiden
>would a vagene by any other name smell as sweet b***h
>sneed? I hate the word, as I hate seed, all feed, and chuck.
>got to watch both R&J original with no censors and new stylish kino R&J in high school
One of those movies I never would've watched otherwise
Pest? I like the word. As I like to party with my peeps, all stinky dinks and ah ah ah
fricking forgot pic
>I'm in the mood to scam
>simply because I can
Still holds up today. Shakespeare is a genius.