1. Because it's fucking stupid and there isn't a single likeable character in the show.
2. Despite often glowing reviews or tremendous accolades like viewership numbers, no one actually cares about streaming shows. They binge and then move on to the next. No one gives a shit.
The average person doesn't stay subscribed to a service paying for multiple months waiting for a season to finish. They wait until a show or two is done, subscribe, then binge. They only pay for one month and get everything. Only idiots subscribe for multiple months in a row. And the only other people who get it weekly are pirates who don't pay anyway.
reminder that the neonazis were correct about everything and if james gun wasn't a complete hack he would have had them assault the police station killing all the ayy lamos and being the accidental heroes of the season
Is this supposed to be bad or something? It's not some soiface moment like Luke in mando, they're not even the heroes they just show up way too late and get shat on
Yes its bad. The characters couldn't stand on their own so they had to bring in the real heroes, even though they were used as a joke. Its like smacking the audience over the head and saying "Don't forget this is a DC show guys!"
>Peacemaker constantly saying Aquaman fuck fishes isn't funny.
It objectively is. Besides, I might be forgetting something, but when does he say it other than with the janitor at the beginning of the first episode, and in the last 5 minutes of the final one?
The writing is so juvenile >LMAO Aquaman fucks fish
I'm totally fine with lowbrow stuff but at least some up with something wittier than what a 13 year old would come up with on the fly in a playground
I thought the point was that Peacemaker is a juvenile manchild, that’s the caliber of joke he would come up with. Since he was the one going on forums and spreading lies about the JL.
It's justifiable in-universe, but it's not great to have an adult comedy show where you're justifying poor running jokes with "the guy saying them is an idiot it's supposed to be a bad joke"
>I thought the point was that Peacemaker is a juvenile manchild, that’s the caliber of joke he would come up with.
Doesn't work when Aquaman himself treats it as something everyone says to him, and you even have Flash repeating it.
I think anon above misremembered. He didn't come up with it, but said that some guy on the internet claims to be a zookeeper that pimps out fish to Aquaman lol.
It makes sense that such rumour could reach Aquaman eventually.
He doesn't really give a fuck and doesn't take things too seriously, but his character stuff is very genuine even if all the characters in his movies are silly. He's a trashy exploitation filmmaker but with a heart and that is what makes him kino
>but his character stuff is very genuine even if all the characters in his movies are silly.
No, they aren't. Every heartfelt moment is inorganic and heavy-handed and have to deal with father issues. This in every single movie, with every single character.
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Straight up not true
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Starlord, Gamora, Peacemaker, Bloodshot, Ratfu... every fucking time. Even in his other movies outside the DC/Marvel stuff is like that. Not to mention random gory death to subvert expectations and shock the audience. He always pulls this shit. Take Super. Or Poka Dot Man.
In the canon cut of Justice League he goes high-speed in front of a guy's face without being noticed (when he draws on the guy's face) so probably safe to assume it's just a thing for the audience and not visible to the other characters.
She reminded me too much of an old crush I had. Basically fell in love with Harcourt immediatly. Seeing her get BTFO'd and nearly die was difficult for me bros.
Man I thought I was over that girl, why does she keep haunting me? I'm so fucking pathetic. I want to hug Harcourt and hold her hand.
That’s like asking how Harv Weinstein was so successful with the ladies, Anon.
Half the reason ugly people pursue Hollywood careers is so they can leverage it into access to shiksa pussy.
I actually really liked it. The weirdness gave the show a refreshing tang. The little Asian guy was hilarious, and there was even an actual reason to have a fat black dyke character.
How did the neo-nazi dad with the makeshift gang of losers using homemade equipment manage to assemble a superhero-tier collection of weaponry in a fantasy inter-dimensional wardrobe? That bit was so jarring, particularly since they didn't use that technology for anything other than storage.
It's superhero comic writing; you just have to accept that some characters have sci-fi technology for various reasons. It'd be tiresome if they went into detail explaining it each time, and the universe isn't really internally consistent anyway.
>Why the fuck do I already never hear about it anymore?
Because Gunn subsequently went drunk with power and that's taken up all the conversation regarding dc
warner stopped paying the shills until season 2
why would we shill in the off season?
I still haven’t gotten paid for shilling this show on the incel site that will never pay for content anyways
1. Because it's fucking stupid and there isn't a single likeable character in the show.
2. Despite often glowing reviews or tremendous accolades like viewership numbers, no one actually cares about streaming shows. They binge and then move on to the next. No one gives a shit.
I thought all characters were really likeable.
I didn't realize it was possible to binge on shows that released weekly. where can I watch episodes 4-9 of The Last of Us?
The average person doesn't stay subscribed to a service paying for multiple months waiting for a season to finish. They wait until a show or two is done, subscribe, then binge. They only pay for one month and get everything. Only idiots subscribe for multiple months in a row. And the only other people who get it weekly are pirates who don't pay anyway.
Because its main character is a fat black woman
She's actually likeable tho
No she’s not
reminder that the neonazis were correct about everything and if james gun wasn't a complete hack he would have had them assault the police station killing all the ayy lamos and being the accidental heroes of the season
he definitely missed a trick by not dovetailing the two plotlines in a more elegant way.
>that scene in Euphoria where Cassie secretly banging Nate and Rue being a junkie intersect
HOLY SHIT I CLAPPED!!!
Is this supposed to be bad or something? It's not some soiface moment like Luke in mando, they're not even the heroes they just show up way too late and get shat on
Yes its bad. The characters couldn't stand on their own so they had to bring in the real heroes, even though they were used as a joke. Its like smacking the audience over the head and saying "Don't forget this is a DC show guys!"
The fuck kind of completely nonsensical bullshit is this? It's nothing beyond a funny cameo, they don't even do anything
There is nothing funny about that cameo. Peacemaker constantly saying Aquaman fuck fishes isn't funny. Or that Superman has poop fetish.
>Peacemaker constantly saying Aquaman fuck fishes isn't funny.
It objectively is. Besides, I might be forgetting something, but when does he say it other than with the janitor at the beginning of the first episode, and in the last 5 minutes of the final one?
The writing is so juvenile
>LMAO Aquaman fucks fish
I'm totally fine with lowbrow stuff but at least some up with something wittier than what a 13 year old would come up with on the fly in a playground
T fishf*cker
I thought the point was that Peacemaker is a juvenile manchild, that’s the caliber of joke he would come up with. Since he was the one going on forums and spreading lies about the JL.
It's justifiable in-universe, but it's not great to have an adult comedy show where you're justifying poor running jokes with "the guy saying them is an idiot it's supposed to be a bad joke"
Expectations: SUBVERTED
bravo James
>I thought the point was that Peacemaker is a juvenile manchild, that’s the caliber of joke he would come up with.
Doesn't work when Aquaman himself treats it as something everyone says to him, and you even have Flash repeating it.
I think anon above misremembered. He didn't come up with it, but said that some guy on the internet claims to be a zookeeper that pimps out fish to Aquaman lol.
It makes sense that such rumour could reach Aquaman eventually.
Aquaman fucking fish has been a joke since forever
Yes, from high schoolers. He might as well have been doing 'dinner-dinner Batman'.
People romanticise James Gunn a lot but fundamentally he's always bean a trashy exploitation filmmaker who puts dumb lowbrow shit on screen.
He doesn't really give a fuck and doesn't take things too seriously, but his character stuff is very genuine even if all the characters in his movies are silly. He's a trashy exploitation filmmaker but with a heart and that is what makes him kino
>but his character stuff is very genuine even if all the characters in his movies are silly.
No, they aren't. Every heartfelt moment is inorganic and heavy-handed and have to deal with father issues. This in every single movie, with every single character.
Straight up not true
Starlord, Gamora, Peacemaker, Bloodshot, Ratfu... every fucking time. Even in his other movies outside the DC/Marvel stuff is like that. Not to mention random gory death to subvert expectations and shock the audience. He always pulls this shit. Take Super. Or Poka Dot Man.
>MOM! i said the fucking FUCK word again!
holy FUCK
All characters swearing so much was a bit annoying, it felt forced sometimes
a lot of the back-and-forth dialogue was clearly written by Gunn in one draft between lines of coke. it has a kind of slipshod charm.
>I'm obsessed with a website and their users that doesn't care about me
hmmmmm
>entire subreddits dedicated to screencapping other peoples posts from here to farm upvotes over there
??
Reminder Ezra is the only actor I can think of who has in a way crossed over with the MCU, their cameo was filmed by and on a Marvel crew/set.
they’re probably diddling little boys together as we speak
I did actually think that was pretty cool.
>Wrestler man swear at big name guys
Hee-hee-hooooooooo.
what's the point of Flash being super fast if the lightnings announce his arrival in advance?
Does anyone in-universe ever acknowledge the lightning? I thought it was more of an impressionistic thing for the benefit of the audience.
In the canon cut of Justice League he goes high-speed in front of a guy's face without being noticed (when he draws on the guy's face) so probably safe to assume it's just a thing for the audience and not visible to the other characters.
bad b8
the same way if a fighter would suddenly stop the shockwaves will overtake the plane and you'll hear the sonic crack before the airplane
Can you dodge lightning???
Who's that guy in the Flash suit?
Ezra "Tranny Schizo" Miller
NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO HATE JAMES GUNN! NNOOOO YOU CANT SAY IT'S GOOD! HE SAID THE PEDO TWEETS NOOOOOOOOOOO
If he was conservative and right wing all those tweets would suddenly be based and redpilled
Because nobody likes Xohn Xena after he spent too much time eating bing chilling with xi jinping
The blonde was hot AF
She reminded me too much of an old crush I had. Basically fell in love with Harcourt immediatly. Seeing her get BTFO'd and nearly die was difficult for me bros.
Man I thought I was over that girl, why does she keep haunting me? I'm so fucking pathetic. I want to hug Harcourt and hold her hand.
She also is/was Gunn’s GF
They’re married I think
How tf did a dork like Gunn manage to get with her?
>funny
>filthy rich
>famous
>seem like his personality is pretty based
gee I wouldn't know
>How tf did a dork like Gunn manage to get with her?
That’s like asking how Harv Weinstein was so successful with the ladies, Anon.
Half the reason ugly people pursue Hollywood careers is so they can leverage it into access to shiksa pussy.
She gets her tits out in one of the direct-to-DVD American Pie sequels
>SWEARING AND SCREAMING IS COMEDY!!!!!
I hate American humour so much
I actually really liked it. The weirdness gave the show a refreshing tang. The little Asian guy was hilarious, and there was even an actual reason to have a fat black dyke character.
KINOOOOO
finna watch it again now
I mention it occasionally to say how atrocious it was.
How did the neo-nazi dad with the makeshift gang of losers using homemade equipment manage to assemble a superhero-tier collection of weaponry in a fantasy inter-dimensional wardrobe? That bit was so jarring, particularly since they didn't use that technology for anything other than storage.
It's superhero comic writing; you just have to accept that some characters have sci-fi technology for various reasons. It'd be tiresome if they went into detail explaining it each time, and the universe isn't really internally consistent anyway.
So basically your explanation is that James Gunn was lazy?
becuase in the ocean of piss this modern television turd bobbed up into the sunlight for a few weeks before sinking
>exclusive to a streaming service that maybe 5 people were signed up to at the time of release
>Why the fuck do I already never hear about it anymore?
people grow up
so this is the power of A-list Hollywood screenwriting...
>Why the fuck do I already never hear about it anymore?
Because Gunn subsequently went drunk with power and that's taken up all the conversation regarding dc
Peak goyslop enjoyed by literal subhumans
Most people here are republican peasants. They didn't like it because they think it was genociding them.