Peacemaker is so fucking kino bros

Why the fuck do I already never hear about it anymore?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    warner stopped paying the shills until season 2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would we shill in the off season?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still haven’t gotten paid for shilling this show on the incel site that will never pay for content anyways

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Because it's fucking stupid and there isn't a single likeable character in the show.

    2. Despite often glowing reviews or tremendous accolades like viewership numbers, no one actually cares about streaming shows. They binge and then move on to the next. No one gives a shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought all characters were really likeable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't realize it was possible to binge on shows that released weekly. where can I watch episodes 4-9 of The Last of Us?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The average person doesn't stay subscribed to a service paying for multiple months waiting for a season to finish. They wait until a show or two is done, subscribe, then binge. They only pay for one month and get everything. Only idiots subscribe for multiple months in a row. And the only other people who get it weekly are pirates who don't pay anyway.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because its main character is a fat black woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's actually likeable tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No she’s not

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the neonazis were correct about everything and if james gun wasn't a complete hack he would have had them assault the police station killing all the ayy lamos and being the accidental heroes of the season

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he definitely missed a trick by not dovetailing the two plotlines in a more elegant way.

      >that scene in Euphoria where Cassie secretly banging Nate and Rue being a junkie intersect

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT I CLAPPED!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this supposed to be bad or something? It's not some soiface moment like Luke in mando, they're not even the heroes they just show up way too late and get shat on

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes its bad. The characters couldn't stand on their own so they had to bring in the real heroes, even though they were used as a joke. Its like smacking the audience over the head and saying "Don't forget this is a DC show guys!"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fuck kind of completely nonsensical bullshit is this? It's nothing beyond a funny cameo, they don't even do anything

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is nothing funny about that cameo. Peacemaker constantly saying Aquaman fuck fishes isn't funny. Or that Superman has poop fetish.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Peacemaker constantly saying Aquaman fuck fishes isn't funny.
              It objectively is. Besides, I might be forgetting something, but when does he say it other than with the janitor at the beginning of the first episode, and in the last 5 minutes of the final one?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The writing is so juvenile
        >LMAO Aquaman fucks fish
        I'm totally fine with lowbrow stuff but at least some up with something wittier than what a 13 year old would come up with on the fly in a playground

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          T fishf*cker

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought the point was that Peacemaker is a juvenile manchild, that’s the caliber of joke he would come up with. Since he was the one going on forums and spreading lies about the JL.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's justifiable in-universe, but it's not great to have an adult comedy show where you're justifying poor running jokes with "the guy saying them is an idiot it's supposed to be a bad joke"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Expectations: SUBVERTED
            bravo James

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I thought the point was that Peacemaker is a juvenile manchild, that’s the caliber of joke he would come up with.
            Doesn't work when Aquaman himself treats it as something everyone says to him, and you even have Flash repeating it.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think anon above misremembered. He didn't come up with it, but said that some guy on the internet claims to be a zookeeper that pimps out fish to Aquaman lol.
              It makes sense that such rumour could reach Aquaman eventually.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aquaman fucking fish has been a joke since forever

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, from high schoolers. He might as well have been doing 'dinner-dinner Batman'.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          People romanticise James Gunn a lot but fundamentally he's always bean a trashy exploitation filmmaker who puts dumb lowbrow shit on screen.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn't really give a fuck and doesn't take things too seriously, but his character stuff is very genuine even if all the characters in his movies are silly. He's a trashy exploitation filmmaker but with a heart and that is what makes him kino

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but his character stuff is very genuine even if all the characters in his movies are silly.
              No, they aren't. Every heartfelt moment is inorganic and heavy-handed and have to deal with father issues. This in every single movie, with every single character.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Straight up not true

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Starlord, Gamora, Peacemaker, Bloodshot, Ratfu... every fucking time. Even in his other movies outside the DC/Marvel stuff is like that. Not to mention random gory death to subvert expectations and shock the audience. He always pulls this shit. Take Super. Or Poka Dot Man.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MOM! i said the fucking FUCK word again!
      holy FUCK

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All characters swearing so much was a bit annoying, it felt forced sometimes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          a lot of the back-and-forth dialogue was clearly written by Gunn in one draft between lines of coke. it has a kind of slipshod charm.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm obsessed with a website and their users that doesn't care about me

        hmmmmm

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >entire subreddits dedicated to screencapping other peoples posts from here to farm upvotes over there
          ??

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder Ezra is the only actor I can think of who has in a way crossed over with the MCU, their cameo was filmed by and on a Marvel crew/set.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they’re probably diddling little boys together as we speak

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did actually think that was pretty cool.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wrestler man swear at big name guys
      Hee-hee-hooooooooo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the point of Flash being super fast if the lightnings announce his arrival in advance?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does anyone in-universe ever acknowledge the lightning? I thought it was more of an impressionistic thing for the benefit of the audience.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the canon cut of Justice League he goes high-speed in front of a guy's face without being noticed (when he draws on the guy's face) so probably safe to assume it's just a thing for the audience and not visible to the other characters.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            bad b8

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the same way if a fighter would suddenly stop the shockwaves will overtake the plane and you'll hear the sonic crack before the airplane

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you dodge lightning???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's that guy in the Flash suit?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ezra "chud Schizo" Miller

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO HATE JAMES GUNN! NNOOOO YOU CANT SAY IT'S GOOD! HE SAID THE PEDO TWEETS NOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he was conservative and right wing all those tweets would suddenly be based and redpilled

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody likes Xohn Xena after he spent too much time eating bing chilling with xi jinping

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The blonde was hot AF

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She reminded me too much of an old crush I had. Basically fell in love with Harcourt immediatly. Seeing her get BTFO'd and nearly die was difficult for me bros.

      Man I thought I was over that girl, why does she keep haunting me? I'm so fucking pathetic. I want to hug Harcourt and hold her hand.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She also is/was Gunn’s GF

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re married I think
        How tf did a dork like Gunn manage to get with her?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >funny
          >filthy rich
          >famous
          >seem like his personality is pretty based
          gee I wouldn't know

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How tf did a dork like Gunn manage to get with her?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s like asking how Harv Weinstein was so successful with the ladies, Anon.
          Half the reason ugly people pursue Hollywood careers is so they can leverage it into access to shiksa pussy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She gets her tits out in one of the direct-to-DVD American Pie sequels

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SWEARING AND SCREAMING IS COMEDY!!!!!
    I hate American humour so much

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually really liked it. The weirdness gave the show a refreshing tang. The little Asian guy was hilarious, and there was even an actual reason to have a fat black dyke character.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINOOOOO

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    finna watch it again now

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mention it occasionally to say how atrocious it was.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did the neo-nazi dad with the makeshift gang of losers using homemade equipment manage to assemble a superhero-tier collection of weaponry in a fantasy inter-dimensional wardrobe? That bit was so jarring, particularly since they didn't use that technology for anything other than storage.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's superhero comic writing; you just have to accept that some characters have sci-fi technology for various reasons. It'd be tiresome if they went into detail explaining it each time, and the universe isn't really internally consistent anyway.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So basically your explanation is that James Gunn was lazy?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    becuase in the ocean of piss this modern television turd bobbed up into the sunlight for a few weeks before sinking

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >exclusive to a streaming service that maybe 5 people were signed up to at the time of release

  17. 2 months ago
    ser peruano es feo

    >Why the fuck do I already never hear about it anymore?
    people grow up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so this is the power of A-list Hollywood screenwriting...

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why the fuck do I already never hear about it anymore?
    Because Gunn subsequently went drunk with power and that's taken up all the conversation regarding dc

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peak goyslop enjoyed by literal subhumans

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people here are republican peasants. They didn't like it because they think it was genociding them.

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