If Paul Reubens never punched the clown at a porno theater in 1991, could he have had a far more successful career?
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If Paul Reubens never punched the clown at a porno theater in 1991, could he have had a far more successful career?
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he had to get it on
My question is, was the movie he watched hetero?
>He was charged with indecent exposure after undercover police officers caught him participating in the crude act while watching a triple feature of the X-rated movies Catalina Five-O: Tiger Shark, Nurse Nancy, and Turn up the Heat.
were those kino?
Don't know but judging by the photos if I was going to get busted jacking off in a theatre then these are the ones I would want to be caught watching
yeah, they look like classy vintage porn films.
according to iafd.com they don't even include anal scenes, so it's very vanilla stuff.
>it's very vanilla stuff
Again.. good to be caught with that then something disgusting
>Undercover police officer
Did cops really go to porn theathers to arest dudes jacking off? That sounds like a South Park episode.
The guy next to him was reaching for something in his pants....he had to get it on
QRD?
Watch HEAT
How old were you when you realized they do this on purpose?
Pee Wee Hurtman
How are there not more edits or wojaks of him, is he just too old of a thing?
Nobody nowadays cares about him jacking off in a porno theater. It’s his Pete Townsend style “research” that ultimately hurt his legacy.
>It’s his Pete Townsend style “research” that ultimately hurt his legacy.
Wait, what? I'm intrigued.
the anon is lying to you in the worst way.
How so?
Paul Reubens was never accused or suspected of any "cheese pizza" activities of any sort.
They were just perfectly normal books and magazines full of naked children.
The FBI already knows all about you; this is a discussion concerning deceased comedian Paul Reubens.
That's what he's implying? IDK anything about Pete Townshend's pedo shenanigans, or anything about him other than that he's the guy from The Who.
Also, I knew that Pee Wee wasn't a pedo.
>That's what he's implying?
Yes.
>IDK anything about Pete Townshend's pedo shenanigan
Me neither, but it sounds correct. The anon may have conflated him with Jimmy Savile.
>Also, I knew that Pee Wee wasn't a pedo.
Sehr gut. I always loved him in any movie or show, like in Cheech and Chong's Next Movie, which happens to be their best one.
Pete Townshend purchased child porn using his own credit card and claimed he was doing it as research to try and prove the banks were part of a big child porn conspiracy.
Yeah, that’s nothing at all like Paul Reubens’s kitsch nudes but it’s still a weird thing to collect.
>purchased child porn using his own credit card and claimed he was doing it as research to try and prove the banks were part of a big child porn conspiracy.
Lmao, literally the Randy strategy
He had "vintage erotica" which is just like normal nudist stuff and it happened to have some children in it in non-sexual ways and once they saw it they dropped any sort of suspicion.
>non-sexual children erotica
Nudie magazines used to incidentally have children in them all the time and even if it could be interpreted as being sexual it was made back when it was legal therefore it's not illegal to have them now.
>it's legal because all the kids in it are dead
yeah its crazy that the average Cinemaphile poster wouls have been considered normie all the way up until the late 70s when suddenly kids became off limits
what changed to make society reverse so hard on this?
>what changed to make society reverse so hard on this
Feminism anon..old hags realizing men didn't want them so they had to change the rules
Sex shops used to carry beastiality and child porn.
Ofcourse in those days technically all porn was illegal but sex shops were condoned.
There was this long list of art history professors or something that testified that it legitimately wasn't porn.
I didn't even comprehend that all you guys were talking about David Hamilton type photography until this message. Each prior statement made me laugh hysterically in confusion.
>I'm not a sex offender if If plead down to urinating in playground at midnight (with a hard dick and cum coming out the end of it)
Frick off. nobody's fooled by your cope stories, creeper
more people on twitter talk about when he was busted and they found all the porno on his computer. some of it was sketch, which he said was "artistic"
>some of it was sketch, which he said was "artistic"
So, he was an early purveyor of e-girlcon? Man this guy gets more based with every post.
not sure of all the shit he had, but it was thrown out eventually. i'm sure there is more info but one of the items was Rob Lowe's sex tape with an underage girl
>Rob Lowe's sex tape with an underage girl
What the frick
>underage girl
Legal in the state it happened it. Feel less shocked and more stupid now?
Yes. As a zoomer who lives in a state where 16 is the Age of Consent, can relate.
As the age of consent in Georgia was 14 at the time (until 1995 when it was raised to 16), both were of legal age to engage in sexual activity, although 18 was the legal age to be involved in such a recording
It's considered child pornography if they're under the age of 18.
Its actually impressive how Rob Lowe managed to completely recover from that and now has this lovable goofball persona that everyone eats up
Mike Myers kept Lowe's career afloat through the 90s, he was a good friend.
It was a different time
>they found all the porno on his computer
jesus christ you moron NO
Some other dude "tipped off" the police that he had cp
What the cops ACTUALLY found was thousands of sports and athetlic magazines he had in a warehouse that'd he'd buy randomly at estate sales, in the pages of those THOUSANDS of magazine they found around 12 pictures of partially undressed teenagers.
relax, anon. you're essentially saying the exact same thing i did. he did have porn on his computer that people found sketch, which is why he was in hot water in the first place AND eventually thrown out.
Peepee Playing Herman
>comedian beats off in a porn theater
>therefore his career has to end
>in the same decade prez-o-dent Clit-dumb uses his power to cheat on his wife with a far younger woman
>he's so cool!11eleven
America is so full of shit.
Maybe israelites aren't indestructible after all
It was a gay porn theater
>Gay Porn Theater
>Movie Title: Nurse Nancy
Why would you slander such a great man in his darkest hour?
>comedian
>no children’s show host
Frick of disingenuous israelite
So children show hosts aren't allowed to jerk off to porn?
not in public
What's the point of having porn theatres if your customers are not allowed to jerk off? I would lie my ass off and try to find a loophole or some way to blackmail the cop to let me go.
Same reason you can’t jack off in a strip club.
>He's never been to the VIP room
it's all handjobs in there.
Which is illegal, anon.
When you have a real job people cut you some slack
Poor pee wee. Now everyone just has pornhub. Who was thst other gay dude who got busted tapping his foot looking for gay ass? Poor bastard would have grindr now.
Senator from Idaho, Larry "Wide Stance" Craig
He was just asking for toilet paper leave him alone
>bamboozling
>being bamboozled
What I wanna know is how this arrest even went down. Were there undercover cops just laying in wait at the porn theater to catch somebody with their pee-pee out?
it's probably similar to happened to one of the characters in that show 'the deuce' about sex theaters and stuff. Cops would send gay dudes into the theaters to get other guys with solicitation and public nudity.
damn, life before the internet was rough
Old gay here who actually remembers this shit being on the news.
Basically in Florida at the time cops would sit OUTSIDE porno theaters and just randomly arrest people when they were leaving for indecent exposure.
The evidence was purely that someone was in a porno theater and obviously jerking off.
Noone ever even saw his dick.
Younger people who have only read about this shit don't seem to understand that almost EVERYONE took his side and the backlash from his arrest forced the govenor to tell the cops to gtfo and stop doing that shit.
kek really? could cops even convict based on that?? how come they just didnt close down the theatre then??? glad to hear that everyone had his back though. god i try to support cops doing their thing but they really have always been too retsrded for their own good
>What I wanna know is how this arrest even went down. Were there undercover cops just laying in wait at the porn theater to catch somebody with their pee-pee out?
We all know how gays race for rock bottom, cops know it to. They have to roll around and bust up bug chasing parties to keep the degenerate shit at a manageable level. Or at least they used to. The community was kept safe and queers got off in the thrill of potentially being caught. Now we just let them openly groom children.
what the frick are you even talking about, schizo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=eOGsEKzT9fU
If people wonder why cops would be at a porno theater, that is why because any where gay men congregate it becomes unsafe. They have no limits to their degenerate behavior.
Obligatory
yeah, only gay people are creeps or jerk off in theaters. you're moronic.
i hate gays as much as the next guy but boy you sure talk like an inbred moron
Pee Wee as a character was basically at the end of his run before the adult theater jerk session
Paul Reubens probably could have gotten more work as a character actor in other stuff though. Maybe he was just too well known as Pee Wee for audiences to really believe him. He was a good actor when he had a chance (playing penquins dad in Gotham)
I remember the first time I recognized him in something other than his Pee Wee role was in Matilda
That's basically how it went. It was pretty common for police to go after low hanging fruit by staking out porn theaters trying to catch people jerking off and arresting them for indecent exposure.
Thats fricken moronic and it would be funny if some loony slashed the cop who did that's throat and got away
See? jerking off does turn people in violent psychopaths. Those religious folk were onto something
Yeah, his career had tanked by then. The last thing of interest he'd done was the extended sarcastic death scene in the og Buffy movie.
He definitely would have had opportunities to be a big character actor/comic lead a la Rowan Atkinson imo
Considering it happened after his show already ended, no.
It's so fricking funny that porn theatres have random police inspections
This happened when he was already making money from his show. Why didn't he just pay a hooker?
I don't think he had sex frankly, I don't even mean that as an insult.
>perverted israelite in showbiz with access to children
Of course he would've.
Paul Reubens was innocent
A reminder that the Blippi guy can be seen on video blasting his friend with diarrhea in a "Harlem Shake" meme, but his child entertainer career not only survived but thrived. I bet that untalented frick has made more money than Reubens ever did.
>A reminder that the Blippi guy can be seen on video blasting his friend with diarrhea in a "Harlem Shake" meme, but his child entertainer career not only survived but thrived. I bet that untalented frick has made more money than Reubens ever did.
The world is a cruel, fallen place
Seriously, with all the rapists and psychos walking around outside your door, cops were staking out porn theatres just to bust guys jacking themselves off to porn? Thats completely ridiculous man
The police have quotas
Catching perverts at the theater is akin to arresting fare jumpers at the subway. A good way to find people with outstanding warrants for other more serious crimes especially sex crimes if they're comfortable jacking off in public
>if they're comfortable jacking off in public
Why wouldn't you be?
Someone who faps in public is likely a rapist and/or child molester
It was literally a porno theater, not like he was jacking it at Santa Monica or something
>someone who posts on Cinemaphile is likely a hacker/sex offender/school shooter
you're a sub 90 IQ boomer aren't you? go to bed
Pee Wee could have been God Emperor if he wanted to. But he jerked off instead. That's what you get for jerking off.
All empires must fall at one point or another
>goofy off looking pee wee herman with a who farted expression
This is a person who makes wise choices.
Dude, there's a million of these
He looks like Nicholas Cage in that mugshot
Black person look up his imdb
The dude didn't go more than 2 years between movies in his entire career
The Frick you mean he wasn't successful?
90s weren't kind to the dude, he lost momentum for sure.
He would've been typecast as the le goofy guy and then done nothing like his part in Blow
I think he could have become an American version of Rowan Atkinson in that regard, definitely a bigger deal than what he ended up as
>Big Yop Pee Wee flopped
I don't know. He would have needed more than just not being caught jerking off to have a substantial career
Why would you go to a porn theatre? Watching a porno in a big room with only dudes sounds really gay
It was a different time.
He must have wanted to get in on that Taxi Driver aesthetic
Back before VCRs were created it was the only way to watch porn movies, though how they persisted long after VCRs were widely available let alone someone who could easily afford one and all the porn movies he wanted on a big screen at home was another thing. I guess people just liked watching them on a big movie screen and maybe there's a social aspect about it like you'd get at a strip club.
This is one of those very few things I'm glad has become socially atomized
I like how everyone conveniently forgets that he was also caught red handed with a treasure trove of kiddie porn but the israelite judge gave him a slap on the wrist because he claimed it was erotic art.
because we wasn't you homosexual
people can't forget something that never happened
My dad grew up in Sarasota.
Apparently that used to be the nice theater, then they built a mall.
Can you jack off in public if you don't take your penis out
so he went to some creepy nudey movie .. so what?
Nick Fuentes died?
>tried to talk his way out of being arrested by explaining he was peewee
Never not funny
He tried to bribe the cops by saying he would do anti drug commercials as Pee Wee for the police department if they made the arrest go away.