Ugly hot is very comforting. It feels safe. She is shit and got progressively worse but if you think about it does fit the fact that everyone else is horrible in their own way too.
I don't know anything about business, other than simulator games, but aren't sales & marketing two entirely different things? Sales is about selling the product, marketing is about HOW to sell the product & convincing people they want it.
>aren't sales & marketing two entirely different things?
They work together and there's a lot of crossover. Marketing designs advertising campaigns and attempts to bring in potential customers, sales converts potential customers into actual customers, both report back to each other to improve engagement and conversion.
Was does this term actually mean? I remember women would say Michael C Hall was ugly hot during Dexter, to me he seems a normal attractive. Is this is ugly hot I am totally ugly.
I maintain that Aurora from the stag do episode was the most physically attractive girl in the series but yeah April is objectively canonically best girl
except every time he meets someone else with an interest in history it's made clear he's out of his depth.
This would have been the real match if it wasn't for the fact that Mark doesn't deserve any of them.
I find this scene pretty hot but overall she got less attractive as she got less “nerd loose”. It’s hard to describe but seeing women like this be promiscuous is endearing in a way
As someone who works a standard 9-5 office job I would classify her as "work hot." You spend enough time with someone in a corporate environment and simply being relatable with a good personality makes them much more frickable than you would find them if you simply crossed paths on the sidewalk. Plus calibrating for bong genes, she's a 7/10 over there anyway.
Valerie
Big Suze
Stephanie
Early Mark's Sister
Dobby
Pre Wedding Sophie
April
Gail
Molly (do Super Hans' love interests count?)
Late Mark's Sister
Zara
Nancy
Elena
I can't be bothered to remember all of the one offs besides Valerie or Stephanie.
Recently started getting into this show. Can we talk about how legitimately impressive how much he pulls, considering he's presented as the most unattractive person possible both physically and emotionally? Fricker nabs loads of different girls, some of respectably good looks, over the course of the show. How? (Besides just "they need love interests to keep it interesting")
The tragic irony about this scene is that it's a scenario where, for once, Mark staying and cheating on Dobby with Stephanie and hopefully building something with her would have been the best thing to do, but once again Mark ends up doing what he thinks is the "right" thing and leaves. Mark constantly does shit like this, doing what he thinks is expected of him and correct in the moment but only causes problems in the end. Imagine what could've been with stephanie.
He was, which is why he does it from his point of view, but when you look at the bigger picture it was the worst decision he could've made >completely cut off stephanie, like a coward, after leading her on to the edge of sex >leaves stephanie, who by all accounts could have been a fantastic influence on mark, was better looking than dobby, and had fantastic chemistry with him >returns to dobby, who is woefully unattractive by this point in the show, an absolute c**t to mark on a regular basis, and doesn't really offer him anything in terms of bettering himself or his situation
the act of turning down stephanie for dobby, although seemingly benevolent, only ends up further entrenching mark into his miserable, dead-end life whilst also being a dick move to stephanie. Although infidelity is wrong, in the bigger picture of the show mark should've done the "selfish" thing for once here and everyone would probably have been better off in the end. That's precisely the irony of the show; by constantly refusing to do the "selfish" thing even once, Mark only ends up making everything worse for everyone and himself in the long run.
Why do you assume Stephanie was good? She was a one off. April was a one off, & when they brought her back, she was a total train wreck. Imagine if Sophie, Nancy & Dobby were all one off girls who disappeared after their first episodes: they look a lot nicer, don't they? We most likely would have seen all of Stephanie's dirty laundry had Mark stayed with her, or see her leave him after knowing more about the guy.
I like to think Mark would have hit it off with Valerie or Big Suze, but those would have gone bad, too. One way, or another. Forgive me for sounding like a new age single white woman over 35, but Mark needs to improve himself as a human being & embrace self love.
Not very. She’s also mental.
Not that Mark deserves any better.
She was the very definition of “ugly hot”
Ugly hot is very comforting. It feels safe. She is shit and got progressively worse but if you think about it does fit the fact that everyone else is horrible in their own way too.
>it does fit the fact that everyone else is horrible in their own way too.
And this is why this is the quintessential modern British show
How is she shit?
I don't know anything about business, other than simulator games, but aren't sales & marketing two entirely different things? Sales is about selling the product, marketing is about HOW to sell the product & convincing people they want it.
>aren't sales & marketing two entirely different things?
They work together and there's a lot of crossover. Marketing designs advertising campaigns and attempts to bring in potential customers, sales converts potential customers into actual customers, both report back to each other to improve engagement and conversion.
Was does this term actually mean? I remember women would say Michael C Hall was ugly hot during Dexter, to me he seems a normal attractive. Is this is ugly hot I am totally ugly.
Well to me, Dobby clearly isn't attractive but she does make my pickle tickle.
>I remember women would say
Ignore what women say, they use terms randomly without understanding. Dobby is ugly hot, use that as a measure.
What’s an example of hot ugly?
Adam Driver
Pretty much ever Hollywood actress
Or your standard Run of the mill prostitute. Little difference, I know.
Sort of.
Imagine the Anne Frank roleplay
Yes, especially when she's sweating.
Christ imagine that on your sofa. Literally looks like a bin bag.
Imagine the smell
best girl coming through
She was a History Appreciator and cute. Mark fricked up but at least he remained a heterosexual
Is that the Asperger girl from the dinner episode of the IT Crowd?
That's not Valerie.
Holy shit, never noticed but you're right. Catherine Shepherd, absolute qt
I maintain that Aurora from the stag do episode was the most physically attractive girl in the series but yeah April is objectively canonically best girl
best girl is the sweet black lady who comes to pick up ballet shoes from superhans
except every time he meets someone else with an interest in history it's made clear he's out of his depth.
This would have been the real match if it wasn't for the fact that Mark doesn't deserve any of them.
Cute as frick in "Story of the 2s" as well, shame she never got a TV series.
Imagine getting brutally raped by dobby
>master has given dobby a wiener! dobby is free!
Talking about rape...
It wasn't rape. Nothing went up his bum, that's how we know it wasn't rape.
no one said it was bum rape.
she didn't even pee on him though
Classic case
I wouldn't frick her with YOUR wiener.I
But with mine, absolutely.
>”So come on. Is it true, Anon. That you had your dick in the Dob?”
Yes, peaked in s9e2, hit the wall at maximum velocity shortly after peep show ended. Dont google what she looks like now, it's not worth it.
Grim.
Still would.
Her hair looks bad. Fix the hair and she'll look fine
holy six head
She has a nice body and a face that's quirky but not unattractive but I'm desperate for pussy and will literally frick any woman
She's fat and had a frog face anon
Was it really that bad of an idea?
What he should have done is fired 30% of the workforce and created a new logo.
only in that scene and the one where she leans over to smell the baby
I find this scene pretty hot but overall she got less attractive as she got less “nerd loose”. It’s hard to describe but seeing women like this be promiscuous is endearing in a way
She was cute, in a goober kind of way. 6/10, I guess, by normie standards.
As someone who works a standard 9-5 office job I would classify her as "work hot." You spend enough time with someone in a corporate environment and simply being relatable with a good personality makes them much more frickable than you would find them if you simply crossed paths on the sidewalk. Plus calibrating for bong genes, she's a 7/10 over there anyway.
She ugly, but that confidence is hot
Why don't we burn him, with cigarettes?
I want to snap my wiener off in her posh twat
isn't she minor nobility irl?
yes i want to kiss her feet
She's kinda cute. Looks nearly attainable for ordinary human beings. Nearly. I'll die alone, though.
no but that's why it's hot as frick
This was the first time I got hard without touching my penis in 10+ years probably
My ranking is
>Elena
>Nancy
>Big Suze
>April
[Power gap]
>Dobby
>Sophie
Elena and Nancy are such awful people though
people always forget about Elena for Jeremy
like Jez
From best to worst
Valerie
Big Suze
Stephanie
Early Mark's Sister
Dobby
Pre Wedding Sophie
April
Gail
Molly (do Super Hans' love interests count?)
Late Mark's Sister
Zara
Nancy
Elena
I can't be bothered to remember all of the one offs besides Valerie or Stephanie.
You forgot about ultra bottom-tier Zaz
HOW COULD I FORGET ZAZ!?!?! She's from one of my favorite episodes, too. Put her between Pre Wedding Sophie & April.
I could have fixed her, bros. I could have fixed her, with compassion, friendly honesty & hugs. Also my dick.
Ugly and annoying? Yes. Attractive? Yes.
if you dont think Dobby was attractive, you are a normie
Corfu 06
Recently started getting into this show. Can we talk about how legitimately impressive how much he pulls, considering he's presented as the most unattractive person possible both physically and emotionally? Fricker nabs loads of different girls, some of respectably good looks, over the course of the show. How? (Besides just "they need love interests to keep it interesting")
Even teenagers. Mark is a sex magnet.
that teenager is imo the single hottest girl we see during the course of the show. Change my mind.
(wasn't she like 17 whilst he was 40 though?)
I think he was 28 at the start
I assume it's a bong thing. And to be fair the girls he gets with are never that attractive except april, and even then that's believable
actual best girl btw
mommy mommy mommy
The tragic irony about this scene is that it's a scenario where, for once, Mark staying and cheating on Dobby with Stephanie and hopefully building something with her would have been the best thing to do, but once again Mark ends up doing what he thinks is the "right" thing and leaves. Mark constantly does shit like this, doing what he thinks is expected of him and correct in the moment but only causes problems in the end. Imagine what could've been with stephanie.
Even worse when you realize that Mark was morally in the right for not cheating on Dobby.
>morally in the right for not cheating
golly i'll need some time to fully comprehend this
He was, which is why he does it from his point of view, but when you look at the bigger picture it was the worst decision he could've made
>completely cut off stephanie, like a coward, after leading her on to the edge of sex
>leaves stephanie, who by all accounts could have been a fantastic influence on mark, was better looking than dobby, and had fantastic chemistry with him
>returns to dobby, who is woefully unattractive by this point in the show, an absolute c**t to mark on a regular basis, and doesn't really offer him anything in terms of bettering himself or his situation
the act of turning down stephanie for dobby, although seemingly benevolent, only ends up further entrenching mark into his miserable, dead-end life whilst also being a dick move to stephanie. Although infidelity is wrong, in the bigger picture of the show mark should've done the "selfish" thing for once here and everyone would probably have been better off in the end. That's precisely the irony of the show; by constantly refusing to do the "selfish" thing even once, Mark only ends up making everything worse for everyone and himself in the long run.
Why do you assume Stephanie was good? She was a one off. April was a one off, & when they brought her back, she was a total train wreck. Imagine if Sophie, Nancy & Dobby were all one off girls who disappeared after their first episodes: they look a lot nicer, don't they? We most likely would have seen all of Stephanie's dirty laundry had Mark stayed with her, or see her leave him after knowing more about the guy.
I like to think Mark would have hit it off with Valerie or Big Suze, but those would have gone bad, too. One way, or another. Forgive me for sounding like a new age single white woman over 35, but Mark needs to improve himself as a human being & embrace self love.