>Penis joke in any show/video
>they assume everyone is a shower and that growers don't exist
Doesn't this create a false image for women?
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>Penis joke in any show/video. >they assume everyone is a shower and that growers don't exist
Does “pool” mean a rabbi’s mouth?
I don't even know what this means. I don't have shrinkage. This episode is very confusing to me.
the penis doesn't shrink. it's the testicles.
mine can't shrink and recede when it's cold. I even had one girlfriend remark how "it looks small there" on a cold morning as I was getting dressed.
if anything warm water makes mine smaller so I was always confused as frick about this episode.
Mine definitely gets bigger in warm water and my balls actually dangle.
>if anything warm water makes mine smaller
???????????????????????
you have a variety of size going from 0 to 100% erection
some people have a default state that isn't 0 nor 100
when exposed to cold, it shrinks
tell me more, penis master. on a full moon i can go to like 120% erection for some reason.
nah that 120% is just your real 100%
What's the primary factor in achieving full erections? Why does it seem occasional rather habitual?
couldn't tell you, some of my hardest erections are after i've already jerk offd thrice in a day
I wish there was some consistency so I could plan or act accordingly. They're so fricking unpredictable.
>I wish there was some consistency so I could plan or act accordingly. They're so fricking unpredictable.
Just be healthy, you'll get them every time.
>Just be healthy
Enjoy the shitty erections then.
I'm not unhealthy but don't exercise anywhere near as much as I used to. That probably plays some part but it begs the question why does it sometimes get to full mast?
I have experienced this. It was at a time I was working out a lot and eating lots of protein and fricking my gf like every day. It went from 7in to about 7.5 plus more girth. My gf said damn its gotten big. Normally it was 7in but now that I am lazy as frick it's about 6.75 fully hard. Mindset might play a small role but try lifting weights hard and appreciate the ass jiggling while smashing it. Its hypnotic.
I feel this
sometimes my wiener just randomly grows so big it takes two hands to jack it off, like a magic fricking beanstalk
but it only happens every now and then, and it's not even really specifically tied to arousal
but it does feel really good when it happens, and especially good when it happens to happen with a woman
>but it does feel really good when it happens
yes
>and especially good when it happens to happen with a woman
i wouldn't know but i imagine so yes.
>but it does feel really good when it happens, and especially good when it happens to happen with a woman
This is my issue, it's too random. One of my girlfriends first time I was with my dick was fricking bulging and was like twice the size of my regular erections. I remember lying on my back with her tiny hand wrapped around it as she was looking at it. Some comments she made after made me suspect she wonder what I did something to my dick to get it bigger that time. I want to have that dick every time.
a penis pump would probably achieve it
Yeah, but that's impractical. If it can get there on it's own it stands to reason that something can be done so that it's always like that.
kid, youve clearly had sex maybe once or twice or some other number of times you can count on your hands
do it regularly and youll have the "big dick" erections because youll stop worrying about sex like a gaygit
or maybe you didnt even have sex who knows with you virgins anymore, stop outing yourself in any case
Jesus Christ, have a nice day redditor homosexual.
>immediate defensive spergout reply
yup gotem
try better next time and just have more sex if you can, it helps being relaxed and not anxious about your tiny little dickerino
Literally nothing in your post was accurate, insultingly so, which is why I told you to have a nice day. Now do it.
impotent rage from a guy with dick flow issues
doesnt get more classic than this
1: youth/wear & tear
all your veins and arteries lose elasticity over time, your dong is a sponge made out of those
eventually your dong can't reach 100% while doing the jumping analcoper, then you can't reach 100% while standing, then you can't reach 100% unless you're straining/on viagra/wearing a wiener ring, it is the natural decline of flesh, you may start noticing this anywhere from your 20s to never
2: dong size vs cardio
really big dongs already start unable to reach 100% without external aid, big dongs suffer from 1 more, small dongs suffer from 1 less
regular cardio and being thin makes you suffer from 1 less, being a hamplanet and never exercising makes you suffer 1 more
class dismissed
So in short be young, be active and be lean?
Yes, as long as "be active" means cardio and not exclusively lifting.
Cold water slows blood flow, especially to extremities.
Your inflatable skin flap isn't a real penis "sir".
IT'S ''SI'IR''
I worked a food prep job once in what was essentially a giant freezer. Went out to take a piss one day and I genuinely didn't know what I was looking at, went inside like a dog. I was very scared.
I'm pretty sure there are a lot more growers than showers. It's literally physically advantageous for your penis to be as small as possible when not in use so it remains out of the way.
sounds like cope if u had good dick health u would be at half mast all day long
The fact that you call it half mast proves my point.
Teenage girls aren't watching Seinfeld dutifully to learn about penises.
women can load up tinder and get 50 8"+ chad wieners in 3 seconds, you think they give half a frick
i have an 8 incher
but i'm 5'2 and it never gets used
Is it also true that uncut penises look disgusting and women don't like them?
What does "no personality" even mean in this context?
The first dick I sucked was uncut and I didn't even know it because the "foreskins are massive rolled up smegma tubes" meme had been drilled into me by media and my mother.
/Foid
musta been real dark in that room to not know the difference
How are you a dude and don't even know how an erect dick works?
i do, it was the woman who didn't
The penis was erect and foreskin retracted by the time he pulled it out of his briefs.
Being very inexperienced and uncoordinated I was not able to finish, so he eventually returned his erect penis to his briefs- I never saw it flaccid.
> Leaving the job unfinished
This is (justly) punishable by death under both Biblical and Sharia law
jews really are comically evil
>What does "no personality" even mean in this context?
That line made me think they were talking about cut wieners. I was insecure about my circumcised penis and this fed into those insecurities a lot. The vague language they used to sanitize the topic for network TV caused me to misinterpret the meaning and made me even more ashamed of my mutilated penis. It wasn't until years later that I realized people considered cut wieners the norm and uncut ones weird.
>people considered cut wieners the norm and uncut ones weird.
Americans and israelites aren't people, and they certainly aren't representative people
Jews really don't seem to understand that the foreskin retracts. Or perhaps they do and are just being characteristically dishonest.
looking back on it now its pretty sickening
this moment probably aged the least well out of seinfeld
Well in this context they are all supposed to be israelites, so it makes sense they consider cut "normal" (unlike how it should be for american goyim)
>tfw above average length
>tfw under average girth
suffering.
How come white people are often growers while blacks are showers?
same reason desert hares have bigger ears
Don't care, I'm a grower by an absurd amount, I'm talking 3'' to 8. What kind of girl is seeing your dick flaccid anyways? also if you have giant balls your bulge always fills everything out.
snyone upset by jokes like this is a dicklet even when they are erect.
>What kind of girl is seeing your dick flaccid anyways?
gf/wife lol
but they already know the full size, so why would they laugh? I mean in the context where it'd be a problem.
need burzum gf
I liked how his lil tiddies jiggled when he says that
>women not being fully aware of it
>women caring
>women not picking on you purely for the sake of it
I’m a grower
I think a lot of women are just ashamed that they aren’t sexy enough to get me to my final form
my dick is 5 inches
>tfw you're neither
You're a woman? Sorry to hear that.
can you guys go 5 minutes without talking about how women don't understand you?
my dick has always been decently long and girthy so i never had any penis anxiety
small/average dick bros, how bad is it? i'm 5'6 though so i know what its like to be judged by size
I don't care about size but I'm so neurotic about phimosis, just another hurdle which makes the idea of getting with an actual woman nigh unimaginable
dont worry, the women know most men are dicklets and definitely not all of them are growers either so yeah nobodys gonna get excited for a "potential" grower
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