people paid to see Wakanda Forever but not this

people paid to see Wakanda Forever but not this

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people pay to see western european history kino, not northern european.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Eggers, but let's be honest here, it just wasn't a good movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      I went in wanting to like it.
      "Woah a freaking norse-themed film?"
      "Woah white actors for once?"
      SOLD
      then you watch it, and there's no moral to any of the story, there's very little in the way of thought provoking ideas or themes, no magic, no heroes to identify with or cheer for because the "protagonist" feels like the antagonist most the time.
      Just a bunch of fighting and depressing, cloudy scenery.
      Shit sucked, and I can't believe I was recommended this.
      Wakanda Forever looks like shit too and not even going to bother watching.

      TL;DR: Get better taste, OP.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the "protagonist" feels like the antagonist most the time
        the protagonist doesn't feel like a proper character at all

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. never read a saga

        You perfectly explained how a saga by complete accident. The Northman is true to its source material and does a fantastic job displaying what a saga would look like if people lived it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop spamming this meme you retarded moron. In a saga Amleth is a Danish prince who conquers half of England after killing his uncle, instead of sabotaging his farm nad then dying like a bitch.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Le true to its source material
          Okay wow great. That's nice except that means the source material ALSO sucks and is depressing, and dull and everything wrong with storytelling, and obviously shouldn't have even bothered being told because it's uninteresting.

          If you're going to make a damn film about something, you should try to dress it up and embellish it. Make it interesting. This shit is creatively bankrupt shlock.

          >the "protagonist" feels like the antagonist most the time
          the protagonist doesn't feel like a proper character at all

          I agree. The fuck was this crap?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not true to source material lol, that anon is either lying or borderline retarded
            The saga is much more interesting, it's basically Hamlet but with more fighting and less moral dilemmas (aka exactly what you would expect from a viking legend).
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amleth
            Eggman's dipshit fanfic is at best loosely inspired by it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > The Northman is true to its source material and does a fantastic job displaying what a saga would look like if people lived it.

          > Also bombs in Scandinavia

          At least you tried.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >> Also bombs in Scandinavia
            That isn't an indicator anymore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there's no moral to any of the story,
        The moral is that women are whores.
        >very little in the way of thought provoking ideas or themes, no magic, no heroes to identify with or cheer for because the "protagonist" feels like the antagonist most the time.
        The theme is fate vs choice, the noisemakers learns a prophecy of his fate and does everything he can to embrace it, thats why Odin frees him from bondage. Odin is magic btw you dumb fuck.
        The northman is a protagonist through and through, why is he an antagonist? Because he raids a village? He didn't single handedly deconstruct slavery and apply 2022 values to 920 like every other dog shit film made nowadays? You're probably low IQ and a great big gay if you didn't like this movie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tl;dr he's le revenge guy who's all about revenge and his personality is revenge
          also Odin (he's there and that's VERY important)
          great stuff mate, you're surely a 200 IQ individual for making these middle school tier observations and thinking they're insanely deep

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you admit everything i said was painfully obvious and it directly refutes your gay retard posting?
            I accept your apology.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not the guy to whom you originally replied you stupid moron. You seem to be extraordinarily retarded.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then butt out of the conversation you retarded gay boy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no magic
        >bad movie

        let me guess, you loved RoP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the movie is literally schizo kino but people fail to see this
        Amleth is living a mythical revenge quest, reminded by the God of a people he slaughtered, aided by a Valkyrie, he has to fight a Draugr to find a magical sword, and its all in his own head. At the end he realizes the prophecy he was following was based on misconceptions
        >I will avenge you father
        his father was a rapist who neglected his wife
        >I will save you mother
        his mother was happier with his uncle than with his father
        >I will kill you Fjölnir
        and by doing so he destroys a happy family
        So what does he do? He renews his vows and swears to protect his family and restore honour to his bloodline, and he goes to fight Fjölnir anyway

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so he actually doesn't realize anything because he has no personality other than being the revenge dude

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yep. thats the point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He has to fight fjolnir because his family will not be safe with him alive.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes, now he has an actual purpose behind it, whereas before he was following a lie essentially
            The point is that he cannot escape his fate, but he can conquer it (subtitle of the film: conquer your fate). He cannot escape his fate of killing Fjölnir at the volcano, but by renewing his vows he does so with his own purpose, for the sake of his family and no longer revenge, and thus he conquers his fate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there's no moral to any of the story

        pseud incarnate

        The Northman was the best movie of 2022.

        great movie

        the movie is literally schizo kino but people fail to see this
        Amleth is living a mythical revenge quest, reminded by the God of a people he slaughtered, aided by a Valkyrie, he has to fight a Draugr to find a magical sword, and its all in his own head. At the end he realizes the prophecy he was following was based on misconceptions
        >I will avenge you father
        his father was a rapist who neglected his wife
        >I will save you mother
        his mother was happier with his uncle than with his father
        >I will kill you Fjölnir
        and by doing so he destroys a happy family
        So what does he do? He renews his vows and swears to protect his family and restore honour to his bloodline, and he goes to fight Fjölnir anyway

        i dont think this take is accurate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it but not as much as his other movies. For me the most memorable scenes are the berserkers dance and the valkyria ride

      that said, I was immensely pleased to see northmen using accurate clothing, helmets and not having the fucking hipster haircuts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Eternal Trap/femboy thread

      You will never be a woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not as good as the witch, but way better than than lighthouse pretentious mediocrity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'm not excited for his Nosferatu either, especially with the new casting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like Robert Eggers and yes, it was completely mid.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >incest flick produced by Israeli garden gnome
    Fuck the northman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If aryans don't love incest then why was the Austrian Royal Family Tree a straight line?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe white men don't watch movies anymore (outside of dates). I know I don't.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks thoroughly modern (that means bad)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not at all. I mean, other than it was made recently.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry im not raw meat eater

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else like the witch and the lighthouse but dislike this film?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS A HISTORICAL MOVIE NOT CAPESHIT

    CAPESHIT MAKES MONEY HISTORY MOVIES DON'T

    STOP MAKING STUPID COMPARISONS DUMB FUCKING moron

    chudBASHER OUT

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I paid to see it and it wasn’t very good. I paid to see the green knight and that wasn’t very good. I paid to see the duel and that wasn’t very good.

    They need to make better European history kinos. I’ll pay to see Napoleon with Joaquin Phoenix and hopefully that’ll be good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably going to have a scene where a tall African soldier fucks his wife with a foot and half long dick, and it will be the reason Napoleon was such an asshole, but won't explain why there's guys in the ghetto named Napoleo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch The Profession of Arms on yt if you want to see unadulterated, slow ass western medieval kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got burned three times and you're going back for a fourth?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Northman was the best movie of 2022.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was an independent film that had too much of a high budget for what it’s worth. Funny that you mentioned black panther but this movie still did better than the women king in the box office(one that movie was already polarized on release and the former is a marvel flick)

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're interested in Germanic mythology you will like this movie

    If you're not you will not like it probably

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dood there was a guy dressed like Odin in one scene, it's such a deep mythological movie!!
      fuck off
      If you're interested in reddit you will like this movie

      If you're not you will not like it probably

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am right and you are wrong, stupid homo

        I am the best

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah bro, if there's one thing redditors love it's all white casts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they sure love surface level references and dumbass """epic""" scenes which reek with söy
          stupid newfag

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Die redditor. Go watch Wakanda or whatever the fuck your movie is called.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        filtered

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney paid*

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the new Black Panther a huge flop compared to the first one?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >paying for anything
    lol, lmao, rofl even

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >futuristic white nordic kingdom
    >skyscrapers are either tall viking longhouses, tall tudor half timber houses or havd crenelations on top
    >soldiers wear fur and carry futuristic battleaxes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so, the Thor movies.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >From Acclaimed Director Robert Eggers
    >Directed by Robert Eggers

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I paid to see this. Pretty comfy memory actually, this really long theater in France

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both shit

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really love this movie and you CANT convince me otherwise

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    80% of Anya's movies flop
    Not sure why flicks keep casting her.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was incredible. i regret not buying the 4k. i cant belive people talk shit about this movie. a shame it performed poorly at the box office.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can get the media to shill for you, you could turn The Room into a hit (at least according to them).
    Yes, The Northman was a better film, but people hate realism and vikings are brutal. If you showed people what africans were really like, they would think vikings were all ghandi by comparison.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously hate going to the theaters so I saw it on a streaming service. I was going to buy the blu-ray to make up for it.

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