its about the face, they can make anyone look slim and hot, but having a face like margot robbie, wars are started over something like that, helen of troy tier.
After my skepticism leading up to Little Women and how amazing that turned out to be, i'm happy to let Greta take me wherever she's planning to go with this Barbie movie. Margot looks absolutely perfect and this movie looks like it will have ALL THE COLOUR that people are always complaining that modern movies are missing. I cannot wait.
>trawling through the internet to find childhood photos of plastic chinks that match their current-day photos just to make that isn't autistic
you'll never have sex with any of them
2 years ago
Anonymous
Get a grip you hysterical woman
2 years ago
Anonymous
>oh no he blew me the frick out what do I do... I know I'll call him a hysterical woman
*le sigh*
I kinda hope this movie starts with barbie in an idealic life.
But the mundanety slowly breaks her and she ends up going crazy and killing the entire town in a brutal kill bill style fight scene
It's going to be both. Just like how Jurassic World was simultaneously a mockery of corporate sellouts and a corporate sellout itself.
It's going to be a superficial echo of the toy itself and there are some online reviewers that are going to eat that right up. She starts out hollow, plastic, and pretty goes through an adventure and ends up an astronaut, lawyer, doctor (but still pretty).
It's either going to be the Secret Life of Plastic Barbie or a remake of Legally Blonde. Either way, there is a 100% chance of Ken standing in her way and saying something "No, Barbie, you can't go to astronaut law school! Why would you give up this deamhouse for just a dream?"
Klaus Barbie. Sometimes known as, “The Butcher of Lèon”. Let the israelite revisionist talk about their “Death Camps” and, so called, “crimes against humanity”. This museum is, lovingly, dedicated to the Klaus Barbie that nobody knows.
The husband, the devoted father, the wine connoisseur, and three time ball room dancing champion.
I have no idea what to expect from this movie. It's produced by Mattel/Warner, but written/directed by Baumbach and Gerwig. It could be a 90 minute commercial or a 2.5 hours of social commentary. Either way it will be bananas.
I was hoping they'd use CG to match Barbie dolls proportions so the characters would all be like 9' tall with massive heads and freakishly small necks and waists.
>Ken? Are you okay? What did we hit? Oh God... Ken. Ken... it... will be... all right. I'll just call someone... Oh God Ken your Testicles and Penis have been completely severed from your... oh God I'm going to be sick. >It's going to be all right. I'll just... I need you to move... your body. I just need to find it. God damn dream phone. >Joe... Hi, its Barbie. I know its late but you remember how that thing happened to you in Nam? How you lost everything... down there. I've been in a car accident Joe. No... No I'm okay... it... Its... Ken. Don't Laugh Joe. This isn't fricking funny. I'm running for fricking President. I can't be anywhere near this.
I think it will be like The Batman: the executives know a down-the-middle irony-free film would be out of touch with younger audiences, so they hire some smart creatives to deliver something sharper. But also they won't want it to deconstruct so hard that it acts as a takedown and hurts toy sales so you'll get weird scenes like Alfred's hospital monologue that totally undercut the themes of the movie in order to make sure people don't leave the theatre thinking "barbie bad"
I love robbie, but isn't she a tad but past barbie age? I mean, Barbie has a kid, she a PhD, an astronaut, Olympic gold medal winner..... You don't have all that in your 20s...
why didn't they get an 18 year old actress and a 25-28 year old guy? why is america so obsessed with looking young but never wants to hire young actresses?
When you actually think of what normal women look like, Margot is the pinnacle of normie sexiness, and I love her for that.
Great casting for Barbie imo.
There's like 4 women from my school in aus who would have been 10x better but you'd never know that looking at neighbors actresses because the one person who casted all the women had a thing for huge square jaws and chongy eyes
>no pussy padding
fricking disgusting
All incels are closeted homosexuals
Elbows too pointy
2/10 would not bang
2009 Anna Faris
Her surgeon deserves several awards.
For what? She looks like shit.
Lady there are rules here. If you want to stay you'll need to post your breasts.
Otherwise you'll have to GTFO.
its about the face, they can make anyone look slim and hot, but having a face like margot robbie, wars are started over something like that, helen of troy tier.
b***h is too old for ther role and there are other 5 actresses than look the same
>33 year old anna faris
maybe when she was 18
>belly wider than hips
it's over
what could have been
because they're 90% plastic and don't look human?
Gimme all the bug-women.
After my skepticism leading up to Little Women and how amazing that turned out to be, i'm happy to let Greta take me wherever she's planning to go with this Barbie movie. Margot looks absolutely perfect and this movie looks like it will have ALL THE COLOUR that people are always complaining that modern movies are missing. I cannot wait.
lmao gottem!
I’m expecting the trailer to have a mega orchestra version of Barbie Girl playing and I want Aqua to be the main villains
shit's been debunked bro
I knew you were autistic but goddamn
>oh no he blew me the frick out what do I do... I know I'll call him autistic or a schizo
*le sigh*
>trawling through the internet to find childhood photos of plastic chinks that match their current-day photos just to make that isn't autistic
you'll never have sex with any of them
Get a grip you hysterical woman
>oh no he blew me the frick out what do I do... I know I'll call him a hysterical woman
*le sigh*
Think of it as confirmation that it actually is just some autist that's obsessed with bugs
I kinda hope this movie starts with barbie in an idealic life.
But the mundanety slowly breaks her and she ends up going crazy and killing the entire town in a brutal kill bill style fight scene
>asians girls' faces literally don't change between being a toddler and an adult
uhhhhh, yellowfever bros.... were the roasties right??
It's going to be both. Just like how Jurassic World was simultaneously a mockery of corporate sellouts and a corporate sellout itself.
It's going to be a superficial echo of the toy itself and there are some online reviewers that are going to eat that right up. She starts out hollow, plastic, and pretty goes through an adventure and ends up an astronaut, lawyer, doctor (but still pretty).
It's either going to be the Secret Life of Plastic Barbie or a remake of Legally Blonde. Either way, there is a 100% chance of Ken standing in her way and saying something "No, Barbie, you can't go to astronaut law school! Why would you give up this deamhouse for just a dream?"
who cares? Even ethots are trying to make themselves look younger
it's actually been rebunked sorry champ
Klaus Barbie. Sometimes known as, “The Butcher of Lèon”. Let the israelite revisionist talk about their “Death Camps” and, so called, “crimes against humanity”. This museum is, lovingly, dedicated to the Klaus Barbie that nobody knows.
The husband, the devoted father, the wine connoisseur, and three time ball room dancing champion.
You can see them getting bleached lmao what does this debunk?
I have no idea what to expect from this movie. It's produced by Mattel/Warner, but written/directed by Baumbach and Gerwig. It could be a 90 minute commercial or a 2.5 hours of social commentary. Either way it will be bananas.
One of the barbies is gonna be a man in a dress if that tells you anything
And just to be clear, this isn’t Barbie the toy. This is the origin story of the human Barbie the toy is based on.
Fellas, is it rude to say I would like to take Margot Barbie out for a nice pasta dinner?
I was hoping they'd use CG to match Barbie dolls proportions so the characters would all be like 9' tall with massive heads and freakishly small necks and waists.
>Ken? Are you okay? What did we hit? Oh God... Ken. Ken... it... will be... all right. I'll just call someone... Oh God Ken your Testicles and Penis have been completely severed from your... oh God I'm going to be sick.
>It's going to be all right. I'll just... I need you to move... your body. I just need to find it. God damn dream phone.
>Joe... Hi, its Barbie. I know its late but you remember how that thing happened to you in Nam? How you lost everything... down there. I've been in a car accident Joe. No... No I'm okay... it... Its... Ken. Don't Laugh Joe. This isn't fricking funny. I'm running for fricking President. I can't be anywhere near this.
>bugchaser sperg
You will never reproduce
I hope it's as batshit as the animated movies where Barbie is like some super jedi and the stars going dark and stuff.
It better include Aqua's Barbie Girl song. It will be criminal if it doesn't
remove chibone now
My little daughter watched the Barbie cartoon, and I, a grown ass man, thought it was HILARIOUS.
I think it will be like The Batman: the executives know a down-the-middle irony-free film would be out of touch with younger audiences, so they hire some smart creatives to deliver something sharper. But also they won't want it to deconstruct so hard that it acts as a takedown and hurts toy sales so you'll get weird scenes like Alfred's hospital monologue that totally undercut the themes of the movie in order to make sure people don't leave the theatre thinking "barbie bad"
I love robbie, but isn't she a tad but past barbie age? I mean, Barbie has a kid, she a PhD, an astronaut, Olympic gold medal winner..... You don't have all that in your 20s...
Looks like the Barbie Dream Car is a 50s era Pink Chevrolet convertible
If this movie hits big, we might see a bunch of pink cars on the road.
Should have just done a spin off movie from toy story 3. They had the best Barbie and Ken ever
So that post the other day about that guy who liked to suck on his sister's Barbie's breasts was just some marketing post?
Asians looks really stupid with the bleached blonde hair.
The bikini makes her look like a real life nude barbie doll.
Love that everyone, me too, are more focused on that almost skin color biniki person, than the actual Barbie folks.
That being said, I don't know much about Barbie, but I like how colorful the outfits are.
no they look ridiculous like a black person or indian with blue contacts and bleached hair
sorry yes not no
DIS BAITTU GIVE A ME CANCERERU AHSOOOOOO
Its called Barbie, not Buggy.
her face is plastic, it's fantastic
Anime and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
don't care
still watching
She looks like a fridge.
Should of been Hunter Schafer tbh
Who would watch that?
>barbie should be like 20
>Margot is like 40
hate Hollywood
why didn't they get an 18 year old actress and a 25-28 year old guy? why is america so obsessed with looking young but never wants to hire young actresses?
>Why didn't they cast a prime 18-year-old smokeshow in a movie targeted at bitter single 30-something wine aunts?
That's a great question anon
>if you want to hurt your eyes and brain, watch our movie pls
Beaches in California are famously cold, why can't we see her NIPS
N-not all the time. Shut up.
as opposed to where? i guess 90-100 degree weather is cold by subhuman standards
Just outed yourself as a moron
>Beaches in California
>Ever going above 65 degrees
Dumb eastcuck
in san francisco. they are in LA or San deigo
LA has two seasons, summer, and summer with a little bit of rain. I've been out on the beach on New Years Day in Santa Monica at 80 degrees out.
plenty of beaches are freezing cold during the winter and I’m not talking about the water
>I have two theories with this movie, considering Greta is directing.
It’s like a Truman Show/The Island/The Matrix simulation and they break free.
It’s like The Brady Movie and they’re totally camp and ridiculous living in The Real World.
Ken will come out as trans or gay. No one will be surprised.
Looks like he's having a good time
may The Lord continue to protect The Goose
Years ago when she did this movie maybe but not now.
>Turd
At least she's white.
why do trannies seethe much on her?
*so
same reason most b***hes hate good looking girls
Trannies and incels do seem to like hating on objectively good looking woman. Another thing that they have in common
Barbie should’ve been played by a PoC.
its kind of ironic that feminist hate barbie because she is too thin and has an unatrual thin figure but margot robbie is neither of those things.
Why did they cast an elderly female to play Barbie?
Should have chosen kiki
bawd
>Kiki a Bootleg Barbie
Kino.
ugh jeez man come on i already have the sharts, throw a spoiler on that
why is she so ugly
don't care, viral marketer
never watching your pozzed israelitelywood trash
bigger than average yikes
her face makes up for it.
They should have cast Leslie Jones as Barbie and if you disagree with me then you are racist and homophobic
When you actually think of what normal women look like, Margot is the pinnacle of normie sexiness, and I love her for that.
Great casting for Barbie imo.
Margot Robbie turned out to be the worst Jaime Pressly clone
Hasn't this shit been confirmed as body double? Why do people keep fapping to it, it kills all the joy for me
reese witherspoon lawyer movie was basically a barbie movie.
Body Positive Barbie
There's like 4 women from my school in aus who would have been 10x better but you'd never know that looking at neighbors actresses because the one person who casted all the women had a thing for huge square jaws and chongy eyes