perfection

perfection

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what am i looking at here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      perfection

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The cheese is melted

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the fucking cheese ain't even melted you fucking retarded hack, should've followed your brother's example and became a junkie, instead of ruining food and TV and whatever else you've touched for a shitload of people

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >putting kimchi on a grilled cheese
    is this a real thing people do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I tried kimchi avocado toast and I enjoyed it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not as much as you enjoyed sucking cock i reckon

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the pathetic look on his face as he cuts into it as he ashamedly explains how amazing it is meanwhile he KNOWS it's completely fucked is one of the greatest facial expressions caught on film

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just remake the video?
    Lazy bastard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It would have taken a whole ten minutes. Come on, Anon. He has things to do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you have any idea how time consuming grilled cheese is to make? You fucking cow!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks so fucking good even if it isnt melted

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jon Favreau made a superior cheese effortlessly and he was just pretending to be a chef in this movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fact

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what a try-hard homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet Gordon can direct a better Lion King remake than that fat retard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It looked terrible.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen this guy use or eat kimchi before and when he decides to use it, he puts it on a fucking grilled cheese sandwich

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And what fucking Kimchi is that? Its brown. Kimchi is red and yellow. Like what the hell did he grab a jar of Vegemite on accident?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's when he notices the bread is burnt as fuck and he turns it away from the camera

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    white people can't cook.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is everything naggers do for recreation just about being messy and noisy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that looks delicious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's with the warmed up shot of Fanta?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a little something called "soul"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Get plates, you damned savages.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Its wasteful to the environment

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >plates you can wash and reuse are wasteful to the environment

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              do blacks actually care about the environment

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're supposed to dump a low country boil outside, I don't know why they're making a mess like that in the house. The newspaper doesn't do shit. Just do it outside.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't care that it's a real dish. It's fucking savage. Up there with Haitian mud cookies

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You've never been to a seafood broil place before? At best they just give you gloves and buckets, but messy is part of the experience.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They never invented the wheel, and the one time they stumbled on plates they stuck them through holes in their lips. There lives matter though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do Black people really?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's literally more effort to cover a table in newspaper than it is to put some plates down

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            holy forced animation batman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >me idian rakesh, if I move fast for tiktok people think I am super good super fast. hopefully western girl see's and wants to redeem

            • 1 month ago
              Craig T. Nelson

              Poo in a gosh darn toilet, freak!

              YOU RUINED THE GANGES RIVER
              ONE OF GODS GREATEST CREATIONS
              & YOU TREAT IT LIKE A CESS POOL
              SHAME
              GREAT SHAME

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Spices are such a fucking joke. All you need is a little bit of salt to bring out the flavour of quality ingredients. Spices just disguise the fact you don't actually like whatever dish you are making

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Spice just hides inferior base ingredients. Meat and potatos is a white man's dish because we cultivate incredibly tasty singular ingredients

              • 1 month ago
                Craig T. Nelson

                Good beef needs so spices. You tryn to hide something?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I'm saying. The deliciousness of the meat speaks for itself, and it doesn't need slopped up with spices like some 3rd worlder would do

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >quality ingredients.
              why do you think shit skins always go on and on about "seasoning"
              they have shit quality meat sometimes even rotting meat that they cover in the cheapest possible "spices" they can find to mask the flavor of the meat.
              and they do that for generations and when they eventually eat real, high quality food that isnt drowned in spices they think its flavorless because they have ruined their palate

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Good beef needs so spices. You tryn to hide something?

              Clammy pale hands typed this post

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it would be so easy to just get a massive ass plate or something
          or fuck it just use one of the plastic clam shell kiddie pools

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every part of this is disturbing but why directly on the table wtf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why not just put a plate on top then flip it over? Why use the bench?

        It's called saving time and money. Why bother with plates when you can eat it from the counter and wipe it off afterwards?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bait aside, there really are blacks that think this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >bait
            It's not
            >blacks
            I'm a lower class white.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >blacks don't do that
              lol

              white people can't cook.

              a little something called "soul"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just put a plate on top then flip it over? Why use the bench?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a little something called "soul"

      God invented plates yet these savages...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      repulsive creatures, really

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AYO WHERE THE HENESSY AT BRUH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how com wypipo don spice dey countahs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what are black people even trying to do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ypipo is afraid of us goin bac to wez aficcan roots
      dey tryna make us eat out dey bowls like dogs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a little something called "soul"

      Has Gordon ever tackled Indian cuisine?

      This the food horror thread?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've gone so long without eating I'm having mini-blackouts. This sandwich I've made fun of in dozens of threads before is looking absolutely mouthwateringly delicious right now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just eat something then moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just eat something then moron

      Nah keep going you’re almost there.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a good sandwich, just not a good grilled cheese

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna play the devil's advocate here and say even though it isn't a proper grilled cheese as it's supposed to be, it actually looks pretty good. It's a sandwich with some nice crusty toasted bread, two thick slices of nice quality cheese, and a little sweet, spicy, acidic kimchi in the middle. It's a flavor combination popular all over europe, bread + cheese + pickled condiment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I should clarify however that I am trans. I'm not sure if that matters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it does matter, stay stron-ACK

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Uncooked, cheese not melted, stale bread. Perfect shit.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has Gordon ever tackled Indian cuisine?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never eat shit with a smile on your face
      Kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that little shit eating nigga looks happier than I am

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Microwave, on
    >I’m gonna set the timer for four minutes
    >I want to get it nice and hot on the outside, and unpleasantly cool on the inside
    >Take out the dish
    >Remove film, and enjoy
    >Mm, delicious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Frozen lasagna
      >Mmm the way they make it in Italy of course.
      >Add Walmart olive oil et voilà!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How are you supposed to cook them so that doesn't happen?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        offset the dish to one side so the centre isnt right in the middle of the turntable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nuked to perfection.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ITS FOOOCKIN RAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >microwave nice and hot
    >lasagna in
    >the beautiful flavor will come out any second now
    >ping!
    >there, a gourmet dish, you made in just 3 minutes!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fuck me, they're so cultured.
    >This is delicious. I can taste yesterday's lunch

    meanwhile in some midwest american town
    >YOU FUCKING DONKEY WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING SALAD TONGS. USE THE BLUE CUTTING BOARD YOU PILLOCK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I can taste yesterdays lunch

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how this one vid of Gordon making a grilled cheese broke everyone on Cinemaphiles brain
    >"THE CHEESE ISN'T EVEN MELTED!"
    This isn't some slop tiktok vid where the cheese is overcooked and oozing out the sides. The cheese has to be warm and soft. Mission accomplishd
    >"THE BREAD IS BURNED!"
    No. The bread is properly toasted, on the raised and stiff crust is a little singed.
    >"KIMCHI ON MUH GRILLEDCHEESERINO!"
    Heaven forbid he try something different.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the Sun could melt that cheese, chud.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How does it feel knowing you have 3 daughters that are all gonna get PLAP'd gordon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cumbrained

  20. 1 month ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Ah, yo Jacques Pepin is rolling in his grave ovah heah

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cheese
    >nice and cold
    >bread
    >nice and burned
    Genius display of unconventional grilled cheese making by the infamous Chef Ramsay

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cheese, nice and cold

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes, burned on the exterior, frozen inside. Truly the one of the chefs of all time

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