King of the Hill is probably the only time I've actually seen them be upfront and showcase men's uncomfortability about it as normal and show they also have a bad side they have to deal with relating to it, and not try to be back patty about it trying to get everyone to hold hands and talk about periods openly and how we have to make sure women are pampered to the fullest extent. It was a good AND entertaining episode.
I like the Episode of God the Devil and Bob that's about Bob consoling his daughter about having not got her period yet. I think that is the only other time I've enjoyed a piece of Cinemaphile media where menstruation was a major theme.
>showed discomfort as normal
that plus it also showed hank just being a man and a parent and fricking dealing with it despite his discomfort rather than cringing and acting awkward and looking a paedo in the process by accident
The problem is it's one of those many issues where women simultaneously say they want to normalize discussion about it and treat it like it's no big deal, but then if you actually do they flip their shit and get mad at you for not treating it like the really big deal it apparently is.
True dat. Most gays are shill about their sexual preferences but lesbians want their cake and eat it too, to be acepted and feel special about who they are at the same time.
>modern feminist story about a girl going through puberty >dads still act like pads are some alien technology and are incapable of helping his daughter
How would a guy not know about pads? Its a product you see in stores and advertisement. And its related to the female reproductive process, something that heterosexual males are very, VERY interested in.
Different absorption, different sizes, different comfort. Some women, specially young girls having their first periods or just genetically prone to having a tight/sensitive pussy, can become extremely uncomfortable using tampons and instead use a different type of pad to avoid inserting stuff in their hole.
When you have a gf, a sister or a mom you need to buy for (or all 3), you get to learn what they use whether you wsnt to or not.
I'm fricking happy they're making the period episode. My drug addict mother treated anything body related as inherently disgusting and evil. She didn't tell my sister ANYTHING about her period. Mom's own mother was a drunk, and mom had a hysterecomy so she didn't need pads. The drugs erased most of any given event that happened in the last few days.
With no idea of what to do (this was 1996, pre-mass internet), my sister was either leaving the bloody pads in the toilet, hoping they would disolve, or she was flushing them down the toilet, clogging said toilet, and guess who had to get the fricking plunger - me, because god forbid a girl touch a basic tool.
I would LOVE it if they taught the audience how to dispose of the used pad (fold it, face the folds down, set in the trash).
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nta but what would be the closest male equivalent to getting a period? I legit can't think of one.
Figuratively, it's blue balls or frustration due to lack of an orgasm because it's a reproductive cell being sent out, not used, and eventually coming out via noctural emmission or recycling.
Realistically, there's just no equivalent. It's like comparing first trimester abortion to late term abortion. Two totally different realities.
What? Mentally ill parents turn their children into de-facto foster parents all the time. The kids who are "mature for their age" or have "old souls", aren't mature. They're just dead inside from abuse.
>It's like comparing first trimester abortion to late term abortion. Two totally different realities.
They really aren't different but whatever helps you sleep at night baby killer.
>>It's like comparing first trimester abortion to late term abortion. Two totally different realities. >They really aren't different but whatever helps you sleep at night baby killer.
how are they the same?
>Why would a guy know jack shit about pads?
If he's been with a woman long enough to have a kid then he should know how her shit works. Have you never shared a living space with someone?
spoilers - guys totally know and understand most of that shit, we just don't fricking care to get involved because that inevitably ends with a hormonal gf or wife screaming at you for getting the wrong brand or not being the right kind of sensitive to her needs at the right moment.
Why would a guy know jack shit about pads? why are there even different pads?!?
I know nobody will believe me because this is Cinemaphile, but I've had to buy pads for my gf and it's not rocket science. You just ask her which ones and get them.
Anyways if period episodes can be a thing we need wacky "gotta hide my awkward boner" hijinks too, it's only fair
>You just ask her which ones and get them.
I guess it's a bit more difficult when is you daughter's first period because neither of you knows how to deal with it. You could argue the dad should know something about periods in preparation but maybe he was counting on the mom dealing with it.
>We just want boy embarrassing puberty stuff in cartoons since they only do embarrassing girl puberty stuff
You just want to see little boys get boners because you're a pedo.
That's because most writers and showrunners are still Millenials and Gen Xers; people whose grandparents were WWII vets and their contemporaries. Also, most people aren't ready for the switch in cartoons. Angry Vietnam Vet dad is its own trope and we can see how well people responed to hippie grandparents with the Rugrats reboot.
It's what happens when you don't teach sex ed with boys and girls shoulder-to-shoulder. There's no reason to have separate classes. Girls need to learn that erections are not consent, boys need to learn periods are healthy and normal, and both of them need to learn what is a myth and what is the truth.
Why would a guy know jack shit about pads? why are there even different pads?!?
Different absorption capacity. Periods can vary in their flow quite wildly.
>both of them need to learn what is a myth and what is the truth.
Do you think we will have an episode about sex and they will go against the myth that every generation continues following? The famous "first time can't get you preggy"
If so, will Molly become the first teenage mommy of this generation?
This
I’d like to see a dad breeze through buying pads for his daughter because he’s an attentive and dedicated father who did his research.
That said, a heartfelt speech about his anxiety about his little girl growing up wouldn’t go amiss.
I think acting like a cluesless moron is over the top but all women and periods are different. Before I switched to tampons I couldn't use scented pads because they'd give me a skin rash.
cause the blood gets everywhere. depending on the person, the blood will get on the sides of the underwear if the pad doesn’t have wings. the wings also stop the pad from getting folded up like origami by the legs/crotch. blood also stains like a mother fricker so i get ones with wings every time.
>fragrances
bullshit marketing >shapes
Women's thighs and pelvises have differing dimensions. Starfire and Mandy wouldn't use the same pads. >thickness
Absorbancy. The start of the period tends to have heaver flow. You can get away with a thinner pad on the last couple days.
I remeber I read that in some parts of the world there are women that need fragrance because the period comes with some abnormal bad smell for some time, specially nowadays that they get so many STDs
What's up with Americans being Africa-tier with unsafe sex? How fricking hard is it to put on a condom? Just because you don't have 30% of people infected with AIDS like South Africa, it doesn't mean you should be spreading chlamydia and syphilis.
1 year ago
Anonymous
The homosexuals and the prostitutes took over and turned most of 18 to 28 people into morons that are looking for new experiences... I don't even live in USA, I'm a Hispanic and I heard people in their 20s talking about going to some party where they are planning to frick and get fricked by anything that moves.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Learn to read. Let them frick whatever as long as they wear condoms.
1 year ago
Anonymous
unironically the STD epidemic in the US is almost exclusively driven by black and LGBT people. according to the CDC - black men are 5 times more likely to have syphilis, 7 times more likely to have HIV or chlamydia, and 9 times more likely to have gonorrhea than white men.
gay and bisexual men are 42 times more likely to contract gonorrhea than heterosexual men. they also account for a little under half of all syphilis cases and a little under half of those men with syphilis also have HIV
https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/healthdisparities/africanamericans.html
https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/docs/factsheets/2019-stdtrends-in-the-usfactsheet_updated_4222022.pdf
1 year ago
Anonymous
Don't forget about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_Syphilis_Study
The 'wings' have sticky material on the bottom of them. You fold the 'wings' down and around the sides of your underwear so that the pad sticks and stays in place. So that the pad doesn't shift around on you.
It's disgusting. Imagine how awkward it would be for parents to allow their children to watch this trash. Not even Billy and Mandy could achieve this level of trashiness, and that show is trying so hard to be gross and disturbing.
why is this shit in a cartoon?
I don't want to see cartoon characters talking about constipation or explosive diarrhea either, get that real life shit away from me
The last place you should be educated in reproductive hygiene is in a cartoon intended for children.
The fact that Molly takes a deep breath to scream and absolutely freaks out about a PERIOD takes some legitimacy of it away.
This looks like fanfiction came to life. Molly isn't very bright but she can't possibly react... like that. Who does that? Is this supposed to be funny?
My wife thought she was dying, she was at school and started bleeding and had no idea why or what to do next and basically just cried to herself all day, and then her dad wouldn’t talk to her when she got home.
this adds an awkward unnecessary biological dimension to a cartoon. that said, i can ignore it and that makes me happy. molly being a bisexual pervert could not be ignorable.
why is this shit in a cartoon?
I don't want to see cartoon characters talking about constipation or explosive diarrhea either, get that real life shit away from me
Molly isn't that kind of a cartoon. It's like saying Venture Brothers has killing in it.
Or uncontrollable boner episodes. Boners are the closest period equivalent. It’s an awkward part of puberty boys go through but none ever talks about it like the do with periods.
This. There should be an episode about boners and Molly should be grabbing boys by them because she's stupid and hoping they are actually hiding candy bars in their pants.
Are there any boner episodes at all? How are period episodes OK, but they pretend like having to deal with randomly getting a boner in class and then being called to the board before it goes down never happens. I would argue it's even more potentially embarrassing. At least non-moronic people realize periods are just biology, but boners are seen as tied to arousal from lewd thoughts, even though you can literally just get them out of nowhere as a hormonal teen. I remember getting one during trying to fight off sleep at an exceptionally boring chemistry lesson. I probably wasn't less turned-on or excited in my life than at the moment.
Black person, it happened to me thrice. Two times I got a boner and then the teacher called me up like the b***hes had a psychic link to my dick or something and I had to dig through my schoolbag for my school diary that I "just couldn't find" for a minute+ while they were hurrying me the whole time and then one time I literally started getting a boner at the board and had to just walk out saying I needed to go to the bathroom all of a sudden (people laughed, but that was better than them laughing at me getting a boner in front of the whole class).
Just because it didn't happen to you or you never noticed other people trying to not let other people understand what happened doesn't mean it doesn't happen. I'm pretty fricking sure that a lot of the "I don't know and I won't go to the board, so just give me an F" responses from boys who were usually good students were actually due to random boners.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Lol same thing happened to me but it was the era were some kids including me had a nokia, luckily my phone was still in my backpack so my dick bulge looked the same as my phone bulge would've.
1 year ago
Anonymous
What kind of moronation is this? Just reach into your pocket, grab the dick, and split the head over the elastic of your underwear at a 2 or 11 o'clock position. Bam, dicks out of the way.
Did you just lose all the brain directed blood and stagger around like a blind guy with a center cane, smacking into shit?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>split the head
WHAT
That sounds painful. >2 or 11 o'clock position
From a top-down perspective or viewed from the front?
1 year ago
Anonymous
I meant to write "slip the head over the waist band". Viewed from the front.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I had a large dick even way back then, rearranging it wouldn't be possible without making it obvious in a damn classroom.
>Are there any boner episodes at all?
Gravity Falls hints at Dipper having one and shifting his legs to hide it when his mind gets read by a machine. Not exactly an episodes worth of boners but a boner none the less.
Or uncontrollable boner episodes. Boners are the closest period equivalent. It’s an awkward part of puberty boys go through but none ever talks about it like the do with periods.
That would be false equivalence. Periods can give you painful cramps, you basically bleed for 2-7 days straight with varying amounts of blood, leaking blood to the floor is way more embarrassing than a boner. It doesn’t come anywhere close.
lactose intolerant people who get cramps and shit uncontrollably for several days. liquid shit slithering down your pants is way more embarrassing than a droplet of blood
Lactose intolerant ppl have a choice and can easily avoid dairy. Women can’t choose to not have periods unless you don’t eat and your body stops ovulating due to your eating disorder.
It's the closest thing, but not the same level of inconvenience.
I've only had that happen like 5 times in my entire life.
Periods happen every fricking month for decades.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I think thats just cause you jack off
I go through months where i dont feel like jerking off and the emission happens monthly
Though for the record I also dont think its an equivalent for menstruation
Luckily when I ejaculate, a stream mixed with blood and mucus doesn't pour out of my wiener. There is nothing that can be deemed as an equivalent for guys' sex organs which is why it should remain more private.
Nocturnal emissions are closer to the inner psychology of having a period, but random boners are closer to the social aspect. Also the only boys who have wet dreams as their first exposure to ejaculation are the dorks who never saw porn or jerked off well into puberty. Random boners is something everyone has to deal with.
Do you really want an episode dealing with Darryl getting his first boner?
Legitmately curious, how would you guys tackle this for an everyone audience?
1 year ago
Anonymous
the same way south park did it with jimmy (minus the hyper bulge nightmares and the hooker at the end)
1 year ago
Anonymous
Darryl has an important school presentation. He’s a nervous mess leading up to the report. Before the big day he wakes up with a boner. He wears a stupid outfit to conceal it from his classmates and his family, doing everything possible to stay hidden. At the end of the episode his dad sits him down for the talk. He calms down and his boner goes down. Following day he aces the report. The end.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You forgot to mention the scene where he knocks over a bunch of pencils with his erection.
I had a pilonidal diastase that made me soak my underwear with blood every once in a while(yeah I had to wear small pads) shit hurted a lot and apparently it's more common on males so something like that
More people should be aware that its not just blood that comes out in periods. It's blood PLUS uterine lining that's coming out. That's why period blood stinks; literally rotting flesh is in there, too. No one would be having fun if men had to fell their prostate painfully contract hard enough to shed its inner lining and then have their bodies push it out of their dicks autonomously. "Heavy flow" typically means that the uterine lining got VERY thick that cycle, so you can have massive chunks of flesh fall out of your vegana. Imagine the horror of a strip of bloody gristle inching its way out of your dick in the middle of the day.
1 year ago
Anonymous
The more I learn about women the less I like them.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Don't blame women; blame our ape ancestors who only fricked the females whose estrus didn't end in them just reabsorbing it back into their bodies like every other mammal.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Then take the gaypill anon
1 year ago
Anonymous
frick that, men are even worse than women. Take a woman, make it actually roughly as strong as you, give it tons of uncomfortable body hair, hair near it's mouth, no pussy, no breasts and just as many fricking mental and personality issues as women and you get a man.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Humans are creatures of churning and squirting fluids, and thinking about it too abstractly just leads to an existential revulsion.
1 year ago
Anonymous
My older sister compared it to carving a pumpkin for halloween.
Untrue, periods are neutral they just happen no matter what. Boners carry an implication that something around you has made you randy which amplifies the embarrassment
>Boners carry an implication that something around you has made you randy
I'm pretty sure guys waking up with morning wood, and teenagers getting random boners, is a pretty well known thing. If you're an adult man sporting a hard-on, yeah, people are going to assume you're a creep if you let it show.
>teenagers getting random boners, is a pretty well known thing.
Not really. The sexual education regarding males is really weak. The focus is mostly on the girls. It's the same in psychology.
That would be false equivalence. Periods can give you painful cramps, you basically bleed for 2-7 days straight with varying amounts of blood, leaking blood to the floor is way more embarrassing than a boner. It doesn’t come anywhere close.
>boners
the closest thing is nocturnal emissions, somewhat similar theme with messing up your underwear
>Darryl gets a random boner while looking at his mom's fat ass when she bends over to get something from a bottom shelf >goes through mental anguish thinking this means he's horny for his mom
I'd rather have it be any random boy that already exists in the show
It could be something as simple as Molly tripping on something and landing on a group project partner who immediately gets a boner and the project they are working on is due tomorrow so they have to get over it
No because it's a personal part of every woman's life and should be educated to them by their parents or health professionals not a fricking kid show. You want Molly to have an episode about colonic irrigations too?
>should be educated to them by their parents or health professionals not a fricking kid show
I agree in theory but with the state of American education and American parenting it's either cartoons or internet porn. Take your pic.
No because it's a personal part of every woman's life and should be educated to them by their parents or health professionals not a fricking kid show. You want Molly to have an episode about colonic irrigations too?
There is this french cartoon series called "once upon a time..." and honestly that's where period belongs, not in Molly. I'm not even sure but there might have been one, I have not seen all episodes.
And it makes sense because once upon a time has a whole series about human biology. It's not like it's a comedy and suddenly it sidetracks for one episode to talk about fricking periods.
Damn for some reason I thought this was the Baymax episode again but it's yet another cartoon making a fricking period episode within the past couple years.
>It's a best girl is officially fertile episode
Admittedly weird especially with how this show feels less focused on a teen audience than most of Disney's recent cartoons but as an impregnationgay who only really consumes this show through porn I hope this leads to some good stuff.
Good, about time they gave christgays the finger and started desmystifing the vegana. If Bart's penis can be in a Hollywood movie then dicky should be fair game too.
We're definitely going to get to the point where masturbation is an accepted topic in cartoons aren't we? And it will be some assertive shit about girls needing stress relief from their terrible lives. The only time you'll get something about boy's masturbation it'll be a woman's wet dream on him being a twink.
I mean an episode that isn't a metaphor. I know what you're referring to, but in this case these period episodes aren't metaphors they're just blatantly being open about it to help normalize it.
>AAAAAAAH WHICH ONE SHOULD I BUY!!?
just buy any, women will ALWAYS tell you they don't like the specific one you bought even if it's the same one they buy and you see in the bathroom every single day, it's not a situation were you can win.
>women get handed the gift of life >in return they bleed a week a month >complain and complain about it >makes it everyone's problem
why the frick are women so ungrateful bros?
I feel bad for women having to deal with it, I feel bad for anyone that experiences inconveniences on any level, but I also don't find it likeable behavior to have disgusting things assertively presented and treating people who rightfully think periods are disgusting and shouldn't be openly presented constantly as in the wrong and not letting women be "free" or whatever the frick. I also think anyone openly talking about shitting farting or pissing are disgusting.
>but I also don't find it likeable behavior to have disgusting things assertively presented and treating people who rightfully think periods are disgusting and shouldn't be openly presented constantly as in the wrong
If everyone keeps thinking it's too gross to talk about, then little girls won't know how to deal with it and they will get fricked over. They need to be told how to handle it regardless of how disgusting it is.
Besides, none of these episodes and movie actually show the period on screen.
It's up to the parents to educate their kid and this isn't being made for parents to think "oh yeah i guess i should tell my daughter shes gonna bleed from her pussy and how to deal with it" it's an all-around acceptance thing and being blunt about it. This is not happening to educate the adults on telling their kids.
>It's up to the parents to educate their kid
Well, some parents are fricking morons and need these types of content to learn how to do stuff. Why do you think Bluey is so popular? > it's an all-around acceptance thing and being blunt about it.
Well it's a real thing that's happening so why not talk about it?
>men have it easy
We're expected to do all the work for everything while women get to sit around doing nothing but take care of kids. Bleeding once a month is not a burden compared to the stress & life risking men go through every day.
What was the point of making a period analogy if you were going to include actual period anyways?
That one was haha cheap misunderstanding gross out humor joke.
>while women get to sit around doing nothing but take care of kids.
Yes because I'd love it if my life was turned into just an accessory for someone else and I have no life of my own. Dreams and ambitions are for pussies am I right?
I would ask what you think women without children have to do but I can guess your answer
Women: We’re fine with working. Sharing responsibilities and having honest communication is more valuable than being treated like some kind of sacred cow for arbitrary outdated reasons.
Men: SHUT THE FRICK UP b***h I’M GOING TO SLOWLY KILL MYSELF WITH BURDEN AND STRESS BECAUSE IM NOT A PUSSY WHO FEELS EMOTIONS AND SHIT AND ANY MAN WHO DOES IS A WORTHLESS FAILURE WHO TAKES IT UP THE ASS!!
Anon: clearly the problem is the first one.
Women keep choosing to have sex with and reproduce with that kind of man so clearly there is some kind of cognitive dissonance going on. So yes indeed women are the problem if they keep picking men who live out masculine stereotypes.
>while women get to sit around doing nothing but take care of kids.
Yes because I'd love it if my life was turned into just an accessory for someone else and I have no life of my own. Dreams and ambitions are for pussies am I right?
I would ask what you think women without children have to do but I can guess your answer
Like this ungrateful prostitute.
Your dreams are worthless just like everyone else's.
men are eternal victims. They got mad over a Disney movie adressing periods yet they dont give a single when hollywood was making softcore pedo shit 20 years ago. You can show men statistics about how men commit 98% of crimes(most against women) yet they will still try to pretend they are the opressed ones because a small percentage of women lie about being raped.
Do white men from advanced civilizations stigmatize periods as much as feminists say they do?
The only time I've seen men being morons about it was in a documentary about India.
>Do white men from advanced civilizations stigmatize periods as much as feminists say they do?
You have missed some absolutely incredible threads on this website
I stigmatize it for the sole reason that when I stop doing it, women I'm fricking and/or related to start asking me to buy them pads when they see me going to the store.
There's never the one brand they want, so either I don't get any and they b***h about me being unreliable thinking I forgot and lied about it or I sort of guess which ones are similar reading the labels, and they scream even harder because I forgot, lied about it, and picked random shit because I never listen to them.
if the options are them rolling their eyes and saying "uuhh, men, I swear" or ten minutes of autistic screeching I'd rather be a misogynist
>tell her to write down the SPECIFIC brand and type she wants >if she doesn't do exactly that, completely ignore her
I know this feel and I've learned the only way to handle their gay mindgame bullshit is by stonewalling them the moment they start.
>anon can you get me some mascara >what brand and type >idk just whatever I'm not picky >I don't know anything about mascara so you need to tell me exactly what you want in detail >anon im not-
Literally just stop listening to them at all if they do this.
no, just liblefties with victim complex living in parallel realities and wanting the government and society to fix their personal problems, or at least, making everyone forced to hear about them
Because this, the Baymax episode and what Molly is doing is not just about periods, it's about growing up. A period is used as a symbol of growth the same way another story would use a boy getting his first crush or growing acne.
Because it's a fun kids movie that needs an entertaining factor.
Why does UP need talking dogs, a flying house and a funny bird if it's about grief? Because it's a movie for kids and you have to tell that message in a way that makes it fun for them.
I'm so sick of this era of media literacy where every metaphor has to mean exactly 1 thing and all interactions with it must be viewed through the lens of "this is meant to represent x part of y topic"
Modern writers are hacks and can't write good analogies, so they tell the audience directly what they're supposed to take away from what they're seeing.
once again a example of how femanist agenda is hurting boys. Boner episodes should be the adulthood passage like period episodes are for girls. All you gotta do is have a boy pop a boner with the rubberband sound effect(you don't even need to show the boner) and he get super embarrassed aslo well as people laugh.But no femanaizis leave little boys in the dark again.
>Sure, period is real and kids can be lectured through cartoons but sometimes it's really not necessary.
In a better world I would prefer if mothers actually talked about this shit with their daughters sooner and more openly, or that it wasn't as taboo as it is for male relatives to talk about it with them. They don't know about it and then one day they're crying because they think they got hurt down there. Not teaching them good hygiene can lead to terrible infections in some cases, because young girls can be as much of disgusting slobs as boys are.
So in a shit world where basic anatomy/hygiene is taboo and kids don't want awkward talks with their parents anyways, I'll take cartoons being their introduction to it, because if cartoons are allowed to talk about it then it means we're on the road towards it being more openly talked about. I do think you have a pount with >Especially in Molly which is not educational cartoon to begin with.
though, I think we need more cartoons like the magic school bus or once upon a time life again.
And I do think it should be the case for boys too. No idea of the specific context of USA since you people have circumcision and other shit, but basic shit like explaining proper hygiene of the tip and getting rid of smegma, why morning wood happens, that bleeding once or twice doesn't mean you're gonna die, how to prevent infections, etc.
I'd take PSAs or cartoons talking about these things over drag queens or pronouns.
Sorry, but the same people losing their minds over drag queen and pronouns are the exact same people who would scream just as loud at a children's cartoon for talking about genitals in ANY sort of fashion. Its the reason WHY we've never had episodes talking about it in cartoons and only in very vague terms in "very special episodes" in the 80s and 90s. Why do you think Big Mouth is an adult cartoon?
I mean, it needs to not obviously be "shock humour derived entirely from 'children touching genitals sexually'", but the core concept of "group of friends navigating puberty and having their newfound sex Id manifest as puberty monsters" would make a fine teen/tween show.
>They don't know about it and then one day they're crying because they think they got hurt down there
"OMG I'M BLEEDING OUT!"
I mean, it's a logical concern. I still wouldn't use a cartoon like this one to address it though.
Brainlet here. Why is a man buying period stuff seen as embarrassing? He's a man, he doesn't have the junk to use them so he's clearly just buying it for his gf or someone.
Intentionally upsetting people with antisocial behavior doesn't make you stronger or more special, anon. You're just using it as a coping mechanism to convince yourself that feeling isolated from people around you doesn't make you feel sadness. You're running away from people before they can hurt you with judgement and rejection. The dopamine rush you feel when you say something prejudiced and get a negative reaction out of someone is nothing more than lashing out for attention and will stop bringing you any kind of happiness in the long run. >t. former "epic 300 IQ misanthrope" who realized this behavior was stupid and grew up.
I tried to once but the blood smell made me shrivel up like crazy. I had never experienced just losing a boner like that. I'm not built for the red ride
>be man >have sister and mother >they ask me to get stuff like pads, tampons or vagisil >make them write down the specific type and brand so I know exactly what to get >go and buy it >wagie morons don't care
It's a joke about people that go to buy something unfamiliar for someone else and then learning in the store that there's 50 different products that fall under the same banner. Most people can identify with this situation.
The reason the dads are portrayed as embarrassed morons are to show how men don't handle it well and also for comedy purposes (the guys/dads are usually buffoons or soft willed these days anyway)
Because relatively speaking, it was only a few short generations ago that it was a topic people were unreasonably terrified of talking about or acknowledging.
Fun fact: During the Lizzie Borden murder investigation, police actively refused to investigate the Borden basement, because it had multiple buckets full of bloody clothes soaking in water, and Lizzie told them they were her period rags. She was later found not guilty for lack of evidence, and the case was never officially solved. Historical researchers today have no way of knowing if those rags might have been important or not too the case, because every authority figure involved was too grossed out to even check.
No one wants to hear about any of this bullshit either but I guess the USA has such a shitty education system that the morons in charge of making cartoons feel the need to substitute in to explain children how their bodies work.
>Premiere releases normally on April 1st >on the 2nd all first five episodes of S2 will get dump on D+
Why is Disney suddenly doing this thing of dropping batches of episodes on D+ before it even airs on television?
When did 90s cartoons address periods? The only one I can think of is Braceface and that show is fricking weird as hell and geared towards a older audience anyways.
an earlier anon mentioned: God the Devil and Bob
As Told by Ginger
King of the Hill
I know Pepper Anne had an episode about training bras, but I’m not sure about periods. Still notable
there was also this really popular book called Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret
The only one I'll give you is as told by ginger as it's the only children's show that actively discussed it. Even then Ginger was a far more serious show in tone and tended to retain an older audience.
>Amphibia crashed and burned with S3 >Owl House canned >Molly McGee is so desperate for attention and renewal they dedicate an episode to periods
Big City Scholars, we can't stop winning.
BCG is a walking corpse nowadays. Going back tot he farm was the stupidest idea ever, they took a "fish out of water" and put the damn thing back into the it.
>Going back tot he farm was the stupidest idea ever, they took a "fish out of water" and put the damn thing back into the it.
That's what every Disney show seems to be doing in season 3 for whatever reason
it seems to be just a cheap way to show "what life was like before the show" without going into a full on prequel or using flashbacks. thing is, I liked the flashback Earth in Amphibia way better than the season 3 one.
i wouldnt mind seeing some of Molly's life pre-show, in the first episode she shows a lot of sadness when she tells scratch about her family moving a lot.
BCG is a walking corpse nowadays. Going back tot he farm was the stupidest idea ever, they took a "fish out of water" and put the damn thing back into the it.
Disney is doing that with MoonGirl too, the only show with the ocassional new episode release is Big Shitty Sneeds
BCG is just succeful because its popular between little children
It's like how they always go "haha loregays btfo" whenever a new cartoon comes out that seems mostly comedic and episodic and then end up treating it like a diet lore show anyway.
Why the frick do they keep deleting that? How the frick is a belly dancer outfit NSFW? That type of outfit is literally a staple in kids' cartoons whenever someone goes to the Middle East.
>Men are twice as likely to be homeless. >Three times as likely to be killed in a homicide. >Four times as likely to commit suicide.
all men's fault though. Same for being drafted, you are fighting other homosexuals wars lol lmao. Most cucked gender.
>all men's fault though.
I know you're just a troll but I have seen plenty of actual women say this unironically. How they hell do they rationalize that a bad thing happening to someone doesn't count if it was the fault of another person of the same sex? Why does a man not deserve sympathy for being drafted and killed in war just because the person who drafted him was a man too? Some poor civilian man has no influence whatsoever on some politician man. If anything the fact that that can happen should disprove the entire notion of patriarchy and male privilege by showing that men occupying the highest levels of power in government doesn't actually benefit all the other men in the country in any way.
Women are human beings and all of their problems are caused by other human beings, therefore you don't have any problems because you're doing them to yourself.
again blaming everyone but your shitty gender, lol. I hope someday we can start reproducing without men, we would actually reach utopia if we could isolate the XY chromosome and kill it for good.
I had a similar thought about women. With the study of transitioning MTF trans people escalating tand the possibility of growing and impanting a fully functioning uterus into a MTF trans we can completely dispose of the need for biological women. Don't even really need the trans eventually. Full test tube babies will follow after within a few generations if they don't happen first.
I had a similar thought about women. With the study of transitioning MTF trans people escalating tand the possibility of growing and impanting a fully functioning uterus into a MTF trans we can completely dispose of the need for biological women. Don't even really need the trans eventually. Full test tube babies will follow after within a few generations if they don't happen first.
Day of the Rope is coming, Femoid.
You cant say 'Future' without 'futa', the only logical step forward is developing the X-change pill.
Do women actually not understand what the concept of an individual is? Can they not process the fact that the vast majority of men will never commit any of these crimes, and that they're caused by a tiny minority of men that the non-criminal men have no control of?
By this logic, girls who get bullied by other girls don't deserve any sympathy or help because they should just tell the bullies to stop since they're both girls.
So that's a yes then? You genuinely do not understand what an individual is, or how if 1 man commits a crime, every other man on the planet did not also commit that crime simply by also being a man?
you still havent answered my question, why, is it too hard to do mental gymnastics to justify how your gender is the only one commiting rape and murder? i can think of several school shooters that mudered women just for being women, cant think of a single example of a woman going elliot rodger. Dont you realize that men pretending they are the perpetual victims is part of the problem? you justifying it saying ''um tis ackshully just a individual human problem'' is invalidating all those women who died because an entitled homosexual couldnt get laid and decided it's women's fault.
Because the same traits which make men strive for success can have the spillover effect of making some of them more violent, especially ones who lack of morals and an impaired ability to judge the consequences of their actions, typically due to lower intellect.
Why do women lust after convicts and often seek out abusive, violent men?
>Why do women lust after convicts and often seek out abusive, violent men?
when? that's a very low minority of women. It's not like men dont lust after criminals either, remember that yandere girl from Japan and how every man wanted them to stab them too? if anything women lusting after killers is less common and it would have never become such a meme as that japanese girl.
are you really moving the goal post from ''a vast mayority of your gender commits serious crimes that can only be attributed to that gender'' to ''wome women have a weird fetish'' you just earned another gold medal for mental gymnastics anon!
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Anonymous
>''a vast mayority of your gender commits serious crimes that can only be attributed to that gender''
The vast majority of men don't commit serious crimes though. A small minority of men commit those crimes, the non-criminal majority of men are trying to stop the criminal minority.
Then, funnily enough, women vote en mass to free violent criminals from prison and defund law enforcement, making it harder for non-criminal men to stop the criminals from criming. What's the deal with that anyways?
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Anonymous
for real, are you moronic? how cant you
not understand the simple question of ''why is only this gender commiting this crimes?''. It's not about what percentage of men is commiting those crimes, is that its only men commiting them in comparison of women. At this point i have already accepted we are enver going to advance as a society because men are perpetual victims, but it still baffles me how they refuse to accept fault even when shown with irrefutable proof that there is something specially wrong with men that should be studied to better society.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Not a single person has tried to deny that most violent crime is committed by men this entire thread.
>It's not about what percentage of men is commiting those crimes
It is actually. You're repeatedly telling me, a person who has never committed rape, murder, arson or robbery, that I'm personally at fault for all of those things simply because the people out there in the world that are doing those things are also men. How does that make any sense? Do you think I have some kind of psychic connection to all the criminal men on the planet and could just tell them to stop if I wanted?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Let me guess, you dated a "bad boy" who abused you?
Just to humor you, men are not perpetual victims or cry out to be. Many women claim to be the victim of something or someone. Many perpetual victims I see that are men are socialists who blame everything but themselves on their position in the world like they don’t have self agency or a hint of being responsible for their own actions.
women are actually victims though, its not even a ''le sexism'' 2014 tumblr meme, you have frickers like elliot rodgers killing random women just for being women. That doesn't happen to men, it's a female only issue.
>It's a period episode >Never mentions how some women become ultra horny >They know they can't really frick because they're bleeding but they still get horny as shit >Always portray women as moody and irrational >For some guys it's the opposite >Mfw 'blowjob week' is actually a highlight of my month since she's always actively trying to suck me off.
This, honestly. Call me a homosexual fence sitter, but I think guys and girls both have their fair shit of bullshit to deal with. Whether it's biologically or socially enforced bullshit. Shit sucks for everyone.
Too be fair that's because most women are too stupid to handle a gun.
Women get their revenge by talking other women into killing themselves, cutting off penises, and/or getting most of the fathers assets during a divorce.
period are real. Why not have one when your MC is a girl. this should help girls who get one early. If you don’t explain what happens they are going to think that they are dying because they are bleeding out.
I think period talk is something comparable to pooping since it's a body function people can't help. I don't really think a reference to a period product is any worse than a scene about buying TP or diapers. A lot of cartoons aimed at preteen girls have stuff about puberty because it's relatable to girls in that age group. Being told you will soon start bleeding and shedding clumps of dead tissue from your crotch every single month for the next 40 years is a pretty horrifying concept for a kid so maybe it's nice to soften the blow with a lil cartoon... Sorry boys dont have their favorite cartoon character getting morning wood but hey, I don't make the cartoons.
Did you know?
Morning wood is not because of that saucy dream you had, it's your body trying to stop you from pissing yourself because if you pee in a dream you pee in real life. And your body doesn't need any undue stress during recovery. A boner won't necessarily PHYSICALLY hurt you, but pissing on yourself in the cold might.
very well animated, decently funny, somewhat intriguing premise.
MC is one of those energetic spaz girls a-la excel saga so if you like that kind of character you're good to go
The manchildren that watch these things will have to learn about aisle 8A sooner or later.
>8A
is that the designated feminine hygiene isle in america or something ?
It's a food aisle
it's a king of the hill reference
King of the what?
King of the Hill is probably the only time I've actually seen them be upfront and showcase men's uncomfortability about it as normal and show they also have a bad side they have to deal with relating to it, and not try to be back patty about it trying to get everyone to hold hands and talk about periods openly and how we have to make sure women are pampered to the fullest extent. It was a good AND entertaining episode.
It stands as the only period themed narrative that was actually good.
I like the Episode of God the Devil and Bob that's about Bob consoling his daughter about having not got her period yet. I think that is the only other time I've enjoyed a piece of Cinemaphile media where menstruation was a major theme.
God, I like this show. Don’t know if I would’ve wanted it to as long as KoTH, but I wanted to see more of this scenario explored.
>showed discomfort as normal
that plus it also showed hank just being a man and a parent and fricking dealing with it despite his discomfort rather than cringing and acting awkward and looking a paedo in the process by accident
The problem is it's one of those many issues where women simultaneously say they want to normalize discussion about it and treat it like it's no big deal, but then if you actually do they flip their shit and get mad at you for not treating it like the really big deal it apparently is.
True dat. Most gays are shill about their sexual preferences but lesbians want their cake and eat it too, to be acepted and feel special about who they are at the same time.
>Hank Hill! You ruin my life! What can I do for you?
Great line, man that episode was hilarious. I love Kahn.
>modern feminist story about a girl going through puberty
>dads still act like pads are some alien technology and are incapable of helping his daughter
Why would a guy know jack shit about pads? why are there even different pads?!?
Maybe some of us had to raise 3 litter sisters through this part of there life. Wasn't really that hard to figure out what they needed.
How would a guy not know about pads? Its a product you see in stores and advertisement. And its related to the female reproductive process, something that heterosexual males are very, VERY interested in.
Pads exist, that's all I know.
Just in case it ever comes up: Don’t ever try to flush them down the toilet.
Different absorption, different sizes, different comfort. Some women, specially young girls having their first periods or just genetically prone to having a tight/sensitive pussy, can become extremely uncomfortable using tampons and instead use a different type of pad to avoid inserting stuff in their hole.
When you have a gf, a sister or a mom you need to buy for (or all 3), you get to learn what they use whether you wsnt to or not.
corollary to reproduction, capitalism working correctly
I'm fricking happy they're making the period episode. My drug addict mother treated anything body related as inherently disgusting and evil. She didn't tell my sister ANYTHING about her period. Mom's own mother was a drunk, and mom had a hysterecomy so she didn't need pads. The drugs erased most of any given event that happened in the last few days.
With no idea of what to do (this was 1996, pre-mass internet), my sister was either leaving the bloody pads in the toilet, hoping they would disolve, or she was flushing them down the toilet, clogging said toilet, and guess who had to get the fricking plunger - me, because god forbid a girl touch a basic tool.
I would LOVE it if they taught the audience how to dispose of the used pad (fold it, face the folds down, set in the trash).
Figuratively, it's blue balls or frustration due to lack of an orgasm because it's a reproductive cell being sent out, not used, and eventually coming out via noctural emmission or recycling.
Realistically, there's just no equivalent. It's like comparing first trimester abortion to late term abortion. Two totally different realities.
Dude what the hell
Molly attracts the strangest characters to the threads
What? Mentally ill parents turn their children into de-facto foster parents all the time. The kids who are "mature for their age" or have "old souls", aren't mature. They're just dead inside from abuse.
>It's like comparing first trimester abortion to late term abortion. Two totally different realities.
They really aren't different but whatever helps you sleep at night baby killer.
Gyzote had a knife. It was self defense.
>>It's like comparing first trimester abortion to late term abortion. Two totally different realities.
>They really aren't different but whatever helps you sleep at night baby killer.
how are they the same?
There are now usually instructions for disposal printed on the packaging. Often pictorially, too. Seems kinda obvious in hindsight.
couldn't she just read the fricking directions on the box that says DO NOT FLUSH
I know, right? Why would a dad with a daughter do even the most basic research into having to deal with her inevitable periods?
Dads are useless. The moms should actually raise their fricking kids.
>Why would a guy know jack shit about pads?
If he's been with a woman long enough to have a kid then he should know how her shit works. Have you never shared a living space with someone?
Women typically handle that shit themselves, it doesn't involve the man at all aside from the product existing under the sink.
spoilers - guys totally know and understand most of that shit, we just don't fricking care to get involved because that inevitably ends with a hormonal gf or wife screaming at you for getting the wrong brand or not being the right kind of sensitive to her needs at the right moment.
Ever heard of google, dipshit?
stop using google for your fetish pedo
I dunno man, maybe cute little cuncuns and big landwhales whose pussies are three times larger can't use the same thing.
>King of the Hill covers the exact same issue over 20 years ago and does a far better job of it
Little girls aren't watching King of the Hill though
and you want me to believe they watch Molly? Ph-leause. Manchildren and lesbians are main audience for Molly.
Lesbians still bleed
40 year old cat ladies should already well-know how to deal with periods.
they need a show on menopause if anything.
They're not watching this or any cartoons. They watch TikTok.
I know nobody will believe me because this is Cinemaphile, but I've had to buy pads for my gf and it's not rocket science. You just ask her which ones and get them.
Anyways if period episodes can be a thing we need wacky "gotta hide my awkward boner" hijinks too, it's only fair
Tbh I feel like they all do the same thing.
Some are bigger for bigger women, some more absorbent. Some are just for spotting while some are for heavy flow.
>it's not my fault I got a heavy flow and a wide set vegana!
Like that episode of South Park. I think it was the cripple fight episode
>You just ask her which ones and get them.
I guess it's a bit more difficult when is you daughter's first period because neither of you knows how to deal with it. You could argue the dad should know something about periods in preparation but maybe he was counting on the mom dealing with it.
Mine acts like finding my favorite brand of razor is brain surgery, she can buy the blood diapers herself.
boners and menstruation are not the same thing. cope chud.
No one says they are, moron. We just want boy embarrassing puberty stuff in cartoons since they only do embarrassing girl puberty stuff.
>We just want boy embarrassing puberty stuff in cartoons since they only do embarrassing girl puberty stuff
You just want to see little boys get boners because you're a pedo.
1. your hand is not a gf
2. those are called gloves, no pads
3. you probably just cut yourself, it's not a menstruation
none single normal female would make a ''''''boyfriend''''''' buy these kind of stuff
>dads still act like pads are some alien technology and are incapable of helping his daughter
I'm betting pete actually knows a lot about it and is over thinking it trying to get the 'perfect' pads for molly.
THe preview leads me to think I'm right
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When I was a kid I always wondered why my mom had spongey tube things with strings. I opened one and started chewing on it.
why?
I mean, that's the first thing you should learn ahead of time if you have a fricking daughter.
That's woman's work
>t. 10 year old larping as dementia boomer.
Some tropes never die.
They wrote grandfathers as being WWII vets even when I was a kid and my grandfather was in Vietnam.
t. 22 year-old
That's because most writers and showrunners are still Millenials and Gen Xers; people whose grandparents were WWII vets and their contemporaries. Also, most people aren't ready for the switch in cartoons. Angry Vietnam Vet dad is its own trope and we can see how well people responed to hippie grandparents with the Rugrats reboot.
It's what happens when you don't teach sex ed with boys and girls shoulder-to-shoulder. There's no reason to have separate classes. Girls need to learn that erections are not consent, boys need to learn periods are healthy and normal, and both of them need to learn what is a myth and what is the truth.
Different absorption capacity. Periods can vary in their flow quite wildly.
>both of them need to learn what is a myth and what is the truth.
Do you think we will have an episode about sex and they will go against the myth that every generation continues following? The famous "first time can't get you preggy"
If so, will Molly become the first teenage mommy of this generation?
We know he has an older sister, there is no way in hell he would see pads as weird.
This
I’d like to see a dad breeze through buying pads for his daughter because he’s an attentive and dedicated father who did his research.
That said, a heartfelt speech about his anxiety about his little girl growing up wouldn’t go amiss.
Seriously, this same routine's been around since at least the 90s
>modern
It's a classic trope at this point
Just like most men
I think acting like a cluesless moron is over the top but all women and periods are different. Before I switched to tampons I couldn't use scented pads because they'd give me a skin rash.
Can any femanons explain what the wings are for?
So you feel like you're flying
The wings are sticky sticker like things you fold over the back of your underwear so that it stays on.
cause the blood gets everywhere. depending on the person, the blood will get on the sides of the underwear if the pad doesn’t have wings. the wings also stop the pad from getting folded up like origami by the legs/crotch. blood also stains like a mother fricker so i get ones with wings every time.
Why are there kinds of differing fragrances, shapes and thickness? It's basically a bandaid for your crotch, I don't get the absurd variety in types.
Probably just marketing. Why is there several different types of toilet paper? Same thing.
Real gamers never wipe
>fragrances
bullshit marketing
>shapes
Women's thighs and pelvises have differing dimensions. Starfire and Mandy wouldn't use the same pads.
>thickness
Absorbancy. The start of the period tends to have heaver flow. You can get away with a thinner pad on the last couple days.
Fat women should not be catered to ever.
I'm always saying this, thanks for agreeing anon.
Would you rather they bleed everywhere?
The image you posted depresses and disgusts me in at least 4 different ways.
>bullshit marketing
I remeber I read that in some parts of the world there are women that need fragrance because the period comes with some abnormal bad smell for some time, specially nowadays that they get so many STDs
What's up with Americans being Africa-tier with unsafe sex? How fricking hard is it to put on a condom? Just because you don't have 30% of people infected with AIDS like South Africa, it doesn't mean you should be spreading chlamydia and syphilis.
The homosexuals and the prostitutes took over and turned most of 18 to 28 people into morons that are looking for new experiences... I don't even live in USA, I'm a Hispanic and I heard people in their 20s talking about going to some party where they are planning to frick and get fricked by anything that moves.
Learn to read. Let them frick whatever as long as they wear condoms.
unironically the STD epidemic in the US is almost exclusively driven by black and LGBT people. according to the CDC - black men are 5 times more likely to have syphilis, 7 times more likely to have HIV or chlamydia, and 9 times more likely to have gonorrhea than white men.
gay and bisexual men are 42 times more likely to contract gonorrhea than heterosexual men. they also account for a little under half of all syphilis cases and a little under half of those men with syphilis also have HIV
https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/healthdisparities/africanamericans.html
https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/docs/factsheets/2019-stdtrends-in-the-usfactsheet_updated_4222022.pdf
Don't forget about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_Syphilis_Study
Now I want a small web comic of a woman in the bathroom pulling a bloody origami crane out of her pants and putting a new one on
The 'wings' have sticky material on the bottom of them. You fold the 'wings' down and around the sides of your underwear so that the pad sticks and stays in place. So that the pad doesn't shift around on you.
BRAP?
>fragrance pads
they still sell those? cause they’re sure as frick not healthy
>Quirky brownshit cartoon is shit
No way
Isn't this show about 13-year-old girl? Why are they making an episode about girls periods and tampons? What the frick?
How old do you think a girl is when she gets her first period, anon?
It's disgusting. Imagine how awkward it would be for parents to allow their children to watch this trash. Not even Billy and Mandy could achieve this level of trashiness, and that show is trying so hard to be gross and disturbing.
The puritan WASPoid mentality is strong in this one
It really says something that even the hateful fart cartoon wouldn't go this far.
Lmao women truly are alien creatures to the average Cinemaphileer
To be fair disney also made psa on it in 50s.
>Boomers
>nonetheless I still refuse to believe it's real episode.
https://files.catbox.moe/7uhz14.mov
The fact that Molly takes a deep breath to scream and absolutely freaks out about a PERIOD takes some legitimacy of it away.
This looks like fanfiction came to life. Molly isn't very bright but she can't possibly react... like that. Who does that? Is this supposed to be funny?
Also that fricking music cue...
Audio's to well done to be an AI.
Also Molly is a spaz.
>Also Molly is a spaz.
She is but come fricking on...
My wife thought she was dying, she was at school and started bleeding and had no idea why or what to do next and basically just cried to herself all day, and then her dad wouldn’t talk to her when she got home.
>Libby is ready to be bred
Far out
The blood ruins it, man.
Truly a WOMAN now
MODS!
Out of all things you could have chosen, why a fricking pig?!
Don't call Sharon that.
veganas aren't shaped that way.
HOLY FRICK THAT'S NOT LEGAL.ANON
Oink!
>not liking porcine pussy
lol gay
Is porcine pussy kosher?
Great! Now my Libby broodmare fanfics are one step closer to canon.
>Libby broodmare fanfics
care to share?
No.
Anyone got the Period Song from the Episode I like that Andrea is singing it for Molly.
Here you go although I don't think Andrea is the one singing it
>you're a woman just because you had a period
Kind of an odd message, since that's only biologically true. Psychologically, a tween is nowhere close.
>"Moll, you finally got your period? Fantastic! Let's go: I need your help with writing all sorts of scary messages on people's walls in blood."
What an annoyingly cliche and quirky title for an episode about having your period by shoving the word upfront.
>Andrea already had her period
She must be prime age for some baby making
this adds an awkward unnecessary biological dimension to a cartoon. that said, i can ignore it and that makes me happy. molly being a bisexual pervert could not be ignorable.
So the wings are sticky so that the pad doesn't move right?
why is this shit in a cartoon?
I don't want to see cartoon characters talking about constipation or explosive diarrhea either, get that real life shit away from me
Haven't you heard? Animation is cinema, not a genre for children
Arthur had an episode about bedwetting like 25 years ago dude
Molly isn't that kind of a cartoon. It's like saying Venture Brothers has killing in it.
This. There should be an episode about boners and Molly should be grabbing boys by them because she's stupid and hoping they are actually hiding candy bars in their pants.
>Molly isn't that kind of a cartoon.
It literally is
no
Are there any boner episodes at all? How are period episodes OK, but they pretend like having to deal with randomly getting a boner in class and then being called to the board before it goes down never happens. I would argue it's even more potentially embarrassing. At least non-moronic people realize periods are just biology, but boners are seen as tied to arousal from lewd thoughts, even though you can literally just get them out of nowhere as a hormonal teen. I remember getting one during trying to fight off sleep at an exceptionally boring chemistry lesson. I probably wasn't less turned-on or excited in my life than at the moment.
South Park had an episode about this exact subject, but that was mostly because nobody else did.
>getting a boner in class and then being called to the board before it goes down never happens
This literally never happens EXCEPT on TV.
Black person, it happened to me thrice. Two times I got a boner and then the teacher called me up like the b***hes had a psychic link to my dick or something and I had to dig through my schoolbag for my school diary that I "just couldn't find" for a minute+ while they were hurrying me the whole time and then one time I literally started getting a boner at the board and had to just walk out saying I needed to go to the bathroom all of a sudden (people laughed, but that was better than them laughing at me getting a boner in front of the whole class).
Just because it didn't happen to you or you never noticed other people trying to not let other people understand what happened doesn't mean it doesn't happen. I'm pretty fricking sure that a lot of the "I don't know and I won't go to the board, so just give me an F" responses from boys who were usually good students were actually due to random boners.
Lol same thing happened to me but it was the era were some kids including me had a nokia, luckily my phone was still in my backpack so my dick bulge looked the same as my phone bulge would've.
What kind of moronation is this? Just reach into your pocket, grab the dick, and split the head over the elastic of your underwear at a 2 or 11 o'clock position. Bam, dicks out of the way.
Did you just lose all the brain directed blood and stagger around like a blind guy with a center cane, smacking into shit?
>split the head
WHAT
That sounds painful.
>2 or 11 o'clock position
From a top-down perspective or viewed from the front?
I meant to write "slip the head over the waist band". Viewed from the front.
I had a large dick even way back then, rearranging it wouldn't be possible without making it obvious in a damn classroom.
>Are there any boner episodes at all?
Gravity Falls hints at Dipper having one and shifting his legs to hide it when his mind gets read by a machine. Not exactly an episodes worth of boners but a boner none the less.
Or uncontrollable boner episodes. Boners are the closest period equivalent. It’s an awkward part of puberty boys go through but none ever talks about it like the do with periods.
now the boys are taboo, how times have changed
>Boners are the closest period equivalent.
That would be false equivalence. Periods can give you painful cramps, you basically bleed for 2-7 days straight with varying amounts of blood, leaking blood to the floor is way more embarrassing than a boner. It doesn’t come anywhere close.
lactose intolerant people who get cramps and shit uncontrollably for several days. liquid shit slithering down your pants is way more embarrassing than a droplet of blood
Lactose intolerant ppl have a choice and can easily avoid dairy. Women can’t choose to not have periods unless you don’t eat and your body stops ovulating due to your eating disorder.
nta but what would be the closest male equivalent to getting a period? I legit can't think of one.
nocturnal emissions
It's the closest thing, but not the same level of inconvenience.
I've only had that happen like 5 times in my entire life.
Periods happen every fricking month for decades.
I think thats just cause you jack off
I go through months where i dont feel like jerking off and the emission happens monthly
Though for the record I also dont think its an equivalent for menstruation
Luckily when I ejaculate, a stream mixed with blood and mucus doesn't pour out of my wiener. There is nothing that can be deemed as an equivalent for guys' sex organs which is why it should remain more private.
Cry more, weak "man".
..What would he even need to cry about?
Nocturnal emissions are closer to the inner psychology of having a period, but random boners are closer to the social aspect. Also the only boys who have wet dreams as their first exposure to ejaculation are the dorks who never saw porn or jerked off well into puberty. Random boners is something everyone has to deal with.
I feel that's be on par with veganal discharge
Legitmately curious, how would you guys tackle this for an everyone audience?
the same way south park did it with jimmy (minus the hyper bulge nightmares and the hooker at the end)
Darryl has an important school presentation. He’s a nervous mess leading up to the report. Before the big day he wakes up with a boner. He wears a stupid outfit to conceal it from his classmates and his family, doing everything possible to stay hidden. At the end of the episode his dad sits him down for the talk. He calms down and his boner goes down. Following day he aces the report. The end.
You forgot to mention the scene where he knocks over a bunch of pencils with his erection.
I mean boners are symptom of a similar issue to ovulation. But there's no physical waste or mess related to it aside from excessive masturbation.
I had a pilonidal diastase that made me soak my underwear with blood every once in a while(yeah I had to wear small pads) shit hurted a lot and apparently it's more common on males so something like that
I dunno if I’d call it equivalent, but morning wood and random puberty boners are valid young men’s issues to address.
When you get a random boner in the middle of class.
More people should be aware that its not just blood that comes out in periods. It's blood PLUS uterine lining that's coming out. That's why period blood stinks; literally rotting flesh is in there, too. No one would be having fun if men had to fell their prostate painfully contract hard enough to shed its inner lining and then have their bodies push it out of their dicks autonomously. "Heavy flow" typically means that the uterine lining got VERY thick that cycle, so you can have massive chunks of flesh fall out of your vegana. Imagine the horror of a strip of bloody gristle inching its way out of your dick in the middle of the day.
The more I learn about women the less I like them.
Don't blame women; blame our ape ancestors who only fricked the females whose estrus didn't end in them just reabsorbing it back into their bodies like every other mammal.
Then take the gaypill anon
frick that, men are even worse than women. Take a woman, make it actually roughly as strong as you, give it tons of uncomfortable body hair, hair near it's mouth, no pussy, no breasts and just as many fricking mental and personality issues as women and you get a man.
Humans are creatures of churning and squirting fluids, and thinking about it too abstractly just leads to an existential revulsion.
My older sister compared it to carving a pumpkin for halloween.
i regret having eyes today
Kidney stones. Kidney stones. Kidney stones.
Women will never know a pain like kidney stones.
>women don't get kidney stones
1-800-COME-ON-NOW
They are MUCH worse for men if they have to pass thru the urethra.
women pee out their urethras anon
They are shorter, wider, don't have to pass thru the prostate, and have less nerve endings.
For women it's both rarer and less painful
Untrue, periods are neutral they just happen no matter what. Boners carry an implication that something around you has made you randy which amplifies the embarrassment
>Boners carry an implication that something around you has made you randy
I'm pretty sure guys waking up with morning wood, and teenagers getting random boners, is a pretty well known thing. If you're an adult man sporting a hard-on, yeah, people are going to assume you're a creep if you let it show.
>teenagers getting random boners, is a pretty well known thing.
Not really. The sexual education regarding males is really weak. The focus is mostly on the girls. It's the same in psychology.
>Boners are the closest period equivalent.
This is how I know you never had a crumb of pussy in your life
Dinosaur did that almost 30 years ago
>boners
the closest thing is nocturnal emissions, somewhat similar theme with messing up your underwear
Do you really want an episode dealing with Darryl getting his first boner?
Of course. Make sure its always when Molly is around so we can all tell that is is supposed to be a joke.
yes. Lets talk about it.
>Darryl gets a random boner while looking at his mom's fat ass when she bends over to get something from a bottom shelf
>goes through mental anguish thinking this means he's horny for his mom
He's 11, his first boner was probably years ago
I'd rather have it be any random boy that already exists in the show
It could be something as simple as Molly tripping on something and landing on a group project partner who immediately gets a boner and the project they are working on is due tomorrow so they have to get over it
>it's a taco tuesday episode
I would fricking laugh my ass off at an explosive diarehea episode
>Why does a show aimed at 12-year-old girls have references to puberty in it?
Pedophiles lose again
at least the episode is educational and not about some fictional shit like bum & bummer going on and on about the six million.
>but sometimes it's really not necessary.
Why are you against educating people?
Are you idiot or just trolling?
The last place you should be educated in reproductive hygiene is in a cartoon intended for children.
Why? Because you feel icky to learn about human biology?
No because it's a personal part of every woman's life and should be educated to them by their parents or health professionals not a fricking kid show. You want Molly to have an episode about colonic irrigations too?
>You want Molly to have an episode about colonic irrigations too?
Yes. And pete should also get his prostate checked. Give Sharon and Leah mammograms while we're at it.
every part of super menstruation 64 is personalized
>should be educated to them by their parents or health professionals not a fricking kid show
I agree in theory but with the state of American education and American parenting it's either cartoons or internet porn. Take your pic.
There is this french cartoon series called "once upon a time..." and honestly that's where period belongs, not in Molly. I'm not even sure but there might have been one, I have not seen all episodes.
And it makes sense because once upon a time has a whole series about human biology. It's not like it's a comedy and suddenly it sidetracks for one episode to talk about fricking periods.
Anon what are you talking about Frogs are probably a majority of people who are MollyChads
I migrated from the Amphibia threads myself
Damn for some reason I thought this was the Baymax episode again but it's yet another cartoon making a fricking period episode within the past couple years.
Hamsterchads would never
Where we at Kiff enjoyers?
>no season 3 renewal listed
Not a good sign
>It's a best girl is officially fertile episode
Admittedly weird especially with how this show feels less focused on a teen audience than most of Disney's recent cartoons but as an impregnationgay who only really consumes this show through porn I hope this leads to some good stuff.
Indicate me the nearest G&MM pregnancy porn my good sir.
Disney wants to talk about little girls veganas too much.
I totally agree, they should also give some love to boy dicks.
Yes but at the same time no. I'm torn between horny & disgust at the idea of Disney talking about teenage masturbation.
Good, about time they gave christgays the finger and started desmystifing the vegana. If Bart's penis can be in a Hollywood movie then dicky should be fair game too.
But they're not showing the dicky. Just talking about the disgusting menstrual cycle.
>demystify
>in the era of internet access on a phone
1999 called, they miss you.
Whats wrong with demystify?
Not that anon, but there's nothing mysterious about anything anymore when you can just look it up on a whim.
We're definitely going to get to the point where masturbation is an accepted topic in cartoons aren't we? And it will be some assertive shit about girls needing stress relief from their terrible lives. The only time you'll get something about boy's masturbation it'll be a woman's wet dream on him being a twink.
And you'll be right back here, begging for porn of it.
No, frick off.
See you tomorrow
No!
... well, yes, but that's not the point!
Angry Beavers basicl had one.
I mean an episode that isn't a metaphor. I know what you're referring to, but in this case these period episodes aren't metaphors they're just blatantly being open about it to help normalize it.
Bill promised that if we get season 3 that he would make an episode where scratch catches molly jerking off me
pic unrelated
https://files.catbox.moe/rxt6lf.png
Hasn't Bigmouth done that already?
>AAAAAAAH WHICH ONE SHOULD I BUY!!?
just buy any, women will ALWAYS tell you they don't like the specific one you bought even if it's the same one they buy and you see in the bathroom every single day, it's not a situation were you can win.
>Always parody brand is called Forever
>women get handed the gift of life
>in return they bleed a week a month
>complain and complain about it
>makes it everyone's problem
why the frick are women so ungrateful bros?
Let’s see how much you like it if we make you bleed from your ass for a week each month
homie I got hemorrhoids. You ain't talking about nothing I haven't done before.
>make you bleed from your ass for a week each month
>why yes i am unfamiliar with the everyday degeneracy of homosexual men.
>granted the miracle of life
>aborts the pregnancy
Yeah most are awful.
I think we should get more children’s media about dicks, dick mechanics, and dick health. That’s the next step.
ITT: Men find out they have it fricked easy and find it hard to cope
I feel bad for women having to deal with it, I feel bad for anyone that experiences inconveniences on any level, but I also don't find it likeable behavior to have disgusting things assertively presented and treating people who rightfully think periods are disgusting and shouldn't be openly presented constantly as in the wrong and not letting women be "free" or whatever the frick. I also think anyone openly talking about shitting farting or pissing are disgusting.
Woah woah hoh Poindexter, calm down, I made that post as bait, you don't need to reply to me with honesty and good faith.
>but I also don't find it likeable behavior to have disgusting things assertively presented and treating people who rightfully think periods are disgusting and shouldn't be openly presented constantly as in the wrong
If everyone keeps thinking it's too gross to talk about, then little girls won't know how to deal with it and they will get fricked over. They need to be told how to handle it regardless of how disgusting it is.
Besides, none of these episodes and movie actually show the period on screen.
It's up to the parents to educate their kid and this isn't being made for parents to think "oh yeah i guess i should tell my daughter shes gonna bleed from her pussy and how to deal with it" it's an all-around acceptance thing and being blunt about it. This is not happening to educate the adults on telling their kids.
I believe that not giving kids the talk on sex and puberty is a form of neglect. Deliberately lying? Endangerment.
>It's up to the parents to educate their kid
Well, some parents are fricking morons and need these types of content to learn how to do stuff. Why do you think Bluey is so popular?
> it's an all-around acceptance thing and being blunt about it.
Well it's a real thing that's happening so why not talk about it?
I would gladly turn my life into easy mode in exchange for bleeding once a month.
>men have it easy
We're expected to do all the work for everything while women get to sit around doing nothing but take care of kids. Bleeding once a month is not a burden compared to the stress & life risking men go through every day.
That one was haha cheap misunderstanding gross out humor joke.
>while women get to sit around doing nothing but take care of kids.
Yes because I'd love it if my life was turned into just an accessory for someone else and I have no life of my own. Dreams and ambitions are for pussies am I right?
I would ask what you think women without children have to do but I can guess your answer
if shes not a housewife shes gotta pay bills same as all of us
Until the divorce, then there's a 90% chance she gets the house and child support.
Women: We’re fine with working. Sharing responsibilities and having honest communication is more valuable than being treated like some kind of sacred cow for arbitrary outdated reasons.
Men: SHUT THE FRICK UP b***h I’M GOING TO SLOWLY KILL MYSELF WITH BURDEN AND STRESS BECAUSE IM NOT A PUSSY WHO FEELS EMOTIONS AND SHIT AND ANY MAN WHO DOES IS A WORTHLESS FAILURE WHO TAKES IT UP THE ASS!!
Anon: clearly the problem is the first one.
Women keep choosing to have sex with and reproduce with that kind of man so clearly there is some kind of cognitive dissonance going on. So yes indeed women are the problem if they keep picking men who live out masculine stereotypes.
See kids, this is how you handle rejection and internally recognized inferiority in a health, mature way. Just blame others and never self reflect.
And then women try and spin that as a bad thing
Like this ungrateful prostitute.
Your dreams are worthless just like everyone else's.
>Men find out they have it fricked easy
Tell that the Ukrainian draftees
>feminist homosexualry in 2k23
never change Cinemaphilemblr
breasts or gtfo
men are eternal victims. They got mad over a Disney movie adressing periods yet they dont give a single when hollywood was making softcore pedo shit 20 years ago. You can show men statistics about how men commit 98% of crimes(most against women) yet they will still try to pretend they are the opressed ones because a small percentage of women lie about being raped.
Do white men from advanced civilizations stigmatize periods as much as feminists say they do?
The only time I've seen men being morons about it was in a documentary about India.
>Do white men from advanced civilizations stigmatize periods as much as feminists say they do?
You have missed some absolutely incredible threads on this website
I stigmatize it for the sole reason that when I stop doing it, women I'm fricking and/or related to start asking me to buy them pads when they see me going to the store.
There's never the one brand they want, so either I don't get any and they b***h about me being unreliable thinking I forgot and lied about it or I sort of guess which ones are similar reading the labels, and they scream even harder because I forgot, lied about it, and picked random shit because I never listen to them.
if the options are them rolling their eyes and saying "uuhh, men, I swear" or ten minutes of autistic screeching I'd rather be a misogynist
>tell her to write down the SPECIFIC brand and type she wants
>if she doesn't do exactly that, completely ignore her
I know this feel and I've learned the only way to handle their gay mindgame bullshit is by stonewalling them the moment they start.
>anon can you get me some mascara
>what brand and type
>idk just whatever I'm not picky
>I don't know anything about mascara so you need to tell me exactly what you want in detail
>anon im not-
Literally just stop listening to them at all if they do this.
no, just liblefties with victim complex living in parallel realities and wanting the government and society to fix their personal problems, or at least, making everyone forced to hear about them
What was the point of making a period analogy if you were going to include actual period anyways?
Because this, the Baymax episode and what Molly is doing is not just about periods, it's about growing up. A period is used as a symbol of growth the same way another story would use a boy getting his first crush or growing acne.
But the panda is a stand-in for period. Why write the panda at all?
Because it's a fun kids movie that needs an entertaining factor.
Why does UP need talking dogs, a flying house and a funny bird if it's about grief? Because it's a movie for kids and you have to tell that message in a way that makes it fun for them.
The dog, the house and the bird aren't analogies for grief.
>the panda is a stand-in for period
No its a stand in for puberty in general. The period joke was because the Mei and her mom were completely misunderstanding what eachother were saying.
The panda is a metaphor for her inevitable future prostitutedom anon
I'm so sick of this era of media literacy where every metaphor has to mean exactly 1 thing and all interactions with it must be viewed through the lens of "this is meant to represent x part of y topic"
Blame not just hack writers but also legit morons. Everything needs a giant glowing neon sign that says "THIS IS SYMBOLISM, IT MEANS (THIS THING)"
Modern writers are hacks and can't write good analogies, so they tell the audience directly what they're supposed to take away from what they're seeing.
I freaking love Molly Mcgee!
once again a example of how femanist agenda is hurting boys. Boner episodes should be the adulthood passage like period episodes are for girls. All you gotta do is have a boy pop a boner with the rubberband sound effect(you don't even need to show the boner) and he get super embarrassed aslo well as people laugh.But no femanaizis leave little boys in the dark again.
>Sure, period is real and kids can be lectured through cartoons but sometimes it's really not necessary.
In a better world I would prefer if mothers actually talked about this shit with their daughters sooner and more openly, or that it wasn't as taboo as it is for male relatives to talk about it with them. They don't know about it and then one day they're crying because they think they got hurt down there. Not teaching them good hygiene can lead to terrible infections in some cases, because young girls can be as much of disgusting slobs as boys are.
So in a shit world where basic anatomy/hygiene is taboo and kids don't want awkward talks with their parents anyways, I'll take cartoons being their introduction to it, because if cartoons are allowed to talk about it then it means we're on the road towards it being more openly talked about. I do think you have a pount with
>Especially in Molly which is not educational cartoon to begin with.
though, I think we need more cartoons like the magic school bus or once upon a time life again.
I’d rather not let a cartoon made by two greasy men talk to children about reproductive health.
And I do think it should be the case for boys too. No idea of the specific context of USA since you people have circumcision and other shit, but basic shit like explaining proper hygiene of the tip and getting rid of smegma, why morning wood happens, that bleeding once or twice doesn't mean you're gonna die, how to prevent infections, etc.
I'd take PSAs or cartoons talking about these things over drag queens or pronouns.
Frick you drag queens are based and harmless.
Sure, but I'd still take genital hygiene over drag queen awareness
Drag queens are more fun.
Sorry, but the same people losing their minds over drag queen and pronouns are the exact same people who would scream just as loud at a children's cartoon for talking about genitals in ANY sort of fashion. Its the reason WHY we've never had episodes talking about it in cartoons and only in very vague terms in "very special episodes" in the 80s and 90s. Why do you think Big Mouth is an adult cartoon?
This. Big Mouth should be aimed at kids.
I mean, it needs to not obviously be "shock humour derived entirely from 'children touching genitals sexually'", but the core concept of "group of friends navigating puberty and having their newfound sex Id manifest as puberty monsters" would make a fine teen/tween show.
>They don't know about it and then one day they're crying because they think they got hurt down there
"OMG I'M BLEEDING OUT!"
I mean, it's a logical concern. I still wouldn't use a cartoon like this one to address it though.
boners are not important.
Brainlet here. Why is a man buying period stuff seen as embarrassing? He's a man, he doesn't have the junk to use them so he's clearly just buying it for his gf or someone.
You never know, he could be FTM.
Misogyny. This time, it actually is misogyny.
Misogyny is based
Intentionally upsetting people with antisocial behavior doesn't make you stronger or more special, anon. You're just using it as a coping mechanism to convince yourself that feeling isolated from people around you doesn't make you feel sadness. You're running away from people before they can hurt you with judgement and rejection. The dopamine rush you feel when you say something prejudiced and get a negative reaction out of someone is nothing more than lashing out for attention and will stop bringing you any kind of happiness in the long run.
>t. former "epic 300 IQ misanthrope" who realized this behavior was stupid and grew up.
Japan is misogynistic. Cope.
As the Ancient Hawaiians used to say: IT'S TIME FOR A DICKING!
you sound pretty gay bro
Lifehack:
Women don't bleed if you inseminate them
Just once in my life I want to have extra messy period sex. Put down a tarp and lets fricking go!
I tried to once but the blood smell made me shrivel up like crazy. I had never experienced just losing a boner like that. I'm not built for the red ride
It's awful. It semlls like death. Roadkill is a more pleaseing fragrance.
>be man
>have sister and mother
>they ask me to get stuff like pads, tampons or vagisil
>make them write down the specific type and brand so I know exactly what to get
>go and buy it
>wagie morons don't care
I never understood this joke.
The creators are legit boomers (as in born in the mid 60s), so I assume they're running on older jokes.
It's a joke about people that go to buy something unfamiliar for someone else and then learning in the store that there's 50 different products that fall under the same banner. Most people can identify with this situation.
The reason the dads are portrayed as embarrassed morons are to show how men don't handle it well and also for comedy purposes (the guys/dads are usually buffoons or soft willed these days anyway)
Remember when people thought Steven Universe was going to have a period episode and it never happened?
Apologize.
dont even had a single good episode, so, nope
It has better episodes than Molly ever will
>Amphibia didn't talk about periods
>Owl House didn't talk about periods
Now how we’re they the woke brown girl show again?
Lesbians
People only thought that because it starred a giant pussy who appeared in every episode.
WOMEN are truly PATHETIC creatures. I thank GOD everyday for being born a MAN
Real men don't worship sky fairies.
Shalom brother
time to IMPREGNATE LIBBY.
There's nothing wrong with mentioning periods, but why now? Why is this, for lack of a better term, the hip and progressive thing to reference now?
Girl protagonists are hip and cool right now so this was the obvious conclusion.
Kim Possible felt unrealistic because it never took these issues seriously.
Get your support
It's not hip or progressive, it's necessary because schools are failing at teaching basic health and sex ed.
>saying it's necessary for Hollywood to teach children
lol this is the same place that damages children
So that means the funny ghost show should be talking about and teaching female biology?
sure. Male biology too. Everybody's got a body.
This. What else is this show good for?
Learning about post-living persons?
Because relatively speaking, it was only a few short generations ago that it was a topic people were unreasonably terrified of talking about or acknowledging.
Fun fact: During the Lizzie Borden murder investigation, police actively refused to investigate the Borden basement, because it had multiple buckets full of bloody clothes soaking in water, and Lizzie told them they were her period rags. She was later found not guilty for lack of evidence, and the case was never officially solved. Historical researchers today have no way of knowing if those rags might have been important or not too the case, because every authority figure involved was too grossed out to even check.
>Oh. My dancing clothes, back from when I had to dance for money to feed my family when we were homeless.
>You have clothes just for dancing?
stop normalizing this shit lmao no one wants to hear about your flesh hole bleeding every month, keep that shit in the bathroom
frick you no one wants to hear about your male bullshit either
No one wants to hear about any of this bullshit either but I guess the USA has such a shitty education system that the morons in charge of making cartoons feel the need to substitute in to explain children how their bodies work.
breasts OR GTFO
Is Molly gonna dig through the trash and jerk off by rubbing Libby's bloody pad against her pussy?
I can't imagine living with periods, I was better at keeping track of when my ex would get it than herself
>when my ex
did you lose your hand?
B-but mollybucks our brown show was different!
Dyke ending confirmed
Now they just need to balance it out by having a cartoon where a boy protagonist has a wet dream.
>chocolate cake, Gameboy, and me.png
>Premiere releases normally on April 1st
>on the 2nd all first five episodes of S2 will get dump on D+
Why is Disney suddenly doing this thing of dropping batches of episodes on D+ before it even airs on television?
Even Disney wants to wash their hands of this shit
That's how Disney is doing it with all their shows now
Sure it is Mollystud. Keep on with that premium copium.
It literally is. Moon Girl and Squirrel Girl are also doing it that way.
Disney is doing that with MoonGirl too, the only show with the ocassional new episode release is Big Shitty Sneeds
They prioritize Disney+ over TV ratings now. I don't have cable but I have Disney+ so I can watch the episodes there
This wouldn't have happened if cartoons still had male protagonists.
This argument is so moronic. Maybe 5-10% of men ever have to deal with any of those problems in a developed country.
EV is still higher for men overall. Feels like men who complain about this are probably in the lower percentiles for some important stats.
>Cinemaphile period shaming
yikes cringe even
I'm not period shaming I'm just period asking why
why what?
>Cartoon episodes in the 90's address puberty
>No one cares
>Current cartoons address puberty
>OMG, FRICK THIS FEMINIST WORLD.
Because current cartoons are shit zoomie
When did 90s cartoons address periods? The only one I can think of is Braceface and that show is fricking weird as hell and geared towards a older audience anyways.
That one wasn't even a 90s cartoon
an earlier anon mentioned: God the Devil and Bob
As Told by Ginger
King of the Hill
I know Pepper Anne had an episode about training bras, but I’m not sure about periods. Still notable
there was also this really popular book called Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret
The only one I'll give you is as told by ginger as it's the only children's show that actively discussed it. Even then Ginger was a far more serious show in tone and tended to retain an older audience.
Normal. Standard kid stuff. Sorry you're offended but no big deal, straightforward normie shit.
>Amphibia crashed and burned with S3
>Owl House canned
>Molly McGee is so desperate for attention and renewal they dedicate an episode to periods
Big City Scholars, we can't stop winning.
I love all these shows, don't act like this.
BCG died since they dissapeared Gloria from the show
BCG is a walking corpse nowadays. Going back tot he farm was the stupidest idea ever, they took a "fish out of water" and put the damn thing back into the it.
>Going back tot he farm was the stupidest idea ever, they took a "fish out of water" and put the damn thing back into the it.
That's what every Disney show seems to be doing in season 3 for whatever reason
it seems to be just a cheap way to show "what life was like before the show" without going into a full on prequel or using flashbacks. thing is, I liked the flashback Earth in Amphibia way better than the season 3 one.
i wouldnt mind seeing some of Molly's life pre-show, in the first episode she shows a lot of sadness when she tells scratch about her family moving a lot.
>Molly dies at the end of season 2 and spends the first half of season 3 as a ghost in the ghost world
They technically already did that on the final of season 1 and now they will do it again but with Darryl
BCG is just succeful because its popular between little children
Its funny because Cinemaphile always demands that their children's cartoons get darker and more mature, then they freak out when it actually is mature
It's like how they always go "haha loregays btfo" whenever a new cartoon comes out that seems mostly comedic and episodic and then end up treating it like a diet lore show anyway.
Why are there so many trans women on Cinemaphile now?
The "trans women of Cinemaphile" only exist in the minds of /misc/posting newbies.
>haha rent free
You will always be a man btw
Why the frick do they keep deleting that? How the frick is a belly dancer outfit NSFW? That type of outfit is literally a staple in kids' cartoons whenever someone goes to the Middle East.
>Mollyshit ended up being the worst of the brown shows
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
but Molly is straight, therefore its the best
>Hes still believes they won't pull a dyke ending in the last minute after this
LOL
Black person, what are you talking about? Molly is fricking great.
the cope
just because one ep
lmao
crying hard and gasping for air he is indeed
How so?
Already miss primal
That looks like a father who actualy has periods.
Does libby have an outfit?
Not yet, sadly.
>Girl gets her period
>OMG Am I dying?!
The internet exists, why is this still a trope in stories?
>omg the internet exists why do we need schools anymore?
that's how moronic you sound
>Men are twice as likely to be homeless.
>Three times as likely to be killed in a homicide.
>Four times as likely to commit suicide.
all men's fault though. Same for being drafted, you are fighting other homosexuals wars lol lmao. Most cucked gender.
>all men's fault though.
I know you're just a troll but I have seen plenty of actual women say this unironically. How they hell do they rationalize that a bad thing happening to someone doesn't count if it was the fault of another person of the same sex? Why does a man not deserve sympathy for being drafted and killed in war just because the person who drafted him was a man too? Some poor civilian man has no influence whatsoever on some politician man. If anything the fact that that can happen should disprove the entire notion of patriarchy and male privilege by showing that men occupying the highest levels of power in government doesn't actually benefit all the other men in the country in any way.
Hot.
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Didn't brace face have a period episode?
Women are human beings and all of their problems are caused by other human beings, therefore you don't have any problems because you're doing them to yourself.
again blaming everyone but your shitty gender, lol. I hope someday we can start reproducing without men, we would actually reach utopia if we could isolate the XY chromosome and kill it for good.
I had a similar thought about women. With the study of transitioning MTF trans people escalating tand the possibility of growing and impanting a fully functioning uterus into a MTF trans we can completely dispose of the need for biological women. Don't even really need the trans eventually. Full test tube babies will follow after within a few generations if they don't happen first.
Day of the Rope is coming, Femoid.
good, enjoy your rape and murder filled world. I am glad you are at least kind enough to not subject women to your shit anymore.
We'll have one one final rape and murder fest to elminate the last of the 'true" women I'm sure.
You cant say 'Future' without 'futa', the only logical step forward is developing the X-change pill.
>'Future' without 'futa',
>Future
>Futa
>Futu-re
I don't thing your ESL. I think you're stupid.
Now sort these crime rates by race too.
still men, so?
What race of men?
>blah blah gender statistics blah blah XY chromosome elimination
>r-race...? Th-that's not important...
Kek.
So, nobody will talk about this "new chairman"?
I hate him already
#NotMyChairman
Lord Hater?
He kinda looks like Lord Hater
WHO IS THE UNIVERSE'S AWESOMEST EVILDOER?
It's him
Plenty funny if they ham it and have the same voice actor with the same sounding voice
Hate's great, best villain!
>lord fricking hater
I'd still want WOY back, but I'll take this
Its so funny to see the twittercucks crying and seething right now
>girl likes a boy
Twitterites can't even cope they're TOO MAD.
What's next, an episode where all 3 girls have to deal with getting their periods because they're all cisgender and normal? Woah.
anyways isnt molly mcgee a really funny cartoon for girls? can we talk about molly
Now show the races
This proves that Molly is the worst cartoon ever made.
Most men that find periods as disgusting as actual gore are just closet homosexuals. Actual straight men don't care
Do women actually not understand what the concept of an individual is? Can they not process the fact that the vast majority of men will never commit any of these crimes, and that they're caused by a tiny minority of men that the non-criminal men have no control of?
By this logic, girls who get bullied by other girls don't deserve any sympathy or help because they should just tell the bullies to stop since they're both girls.
still doesnt explain why its only men commiting those crimes, seems like a gender only issue to me.
So that's a yes then? You genuinely do not understand what an individual is, or how if 1 man commits a crime, every other man on the planet did not also commit that crime simply by also being a man?
you still havent answered my question, why, is it too hard to do mental gymnastics to justify how your gender is the only one commiting rape and murder? i can think of several school shooters that mudered women just for being women, cant think of a single example of a woman going elliot rodger. Dont you realize that men pretending they are the perpetual victims is part of the problem? you justifying it saying ''um tis ackshully just a individual human problem'' is invalidating all those women who died because an entitled homosexual couldnt get laid and decided it's women's fault.
>mental gymnastics to justify how your gender is the only one commiting rape and murder
Please look up abortion statistics (abortion is murder BTW)
Because men are better at it.
Because the same traits which make men strive for success can have the spillover effect of making some of them more violent, especially ones who lack of morals and an impaired ability to judge the consequences of their actions, typically due to lower intellect.
Why do women lust after convicts and often seek out abusive, violent men?
>Why do women lust after convicts and often seek out abusive, violent men?
when? that's a very low minority of women. It's not like men dont lust after criminals either, remember that yandere girl from Japan and how every man wanted them to stab them too? if anything women lusting after killers is less common and it would have never become such a meme as that japanese girl.
>that's a very low minority of women.
So you're saying the actions of a small percentage of a population can't be blamed on the entire population?
are you really moving the goal post from ''a vast mayority of your gender commits serious crimes that can only be attributed to that gender'' to ''wome women have a weird fetish'' you just earned another gold medal for mental gymnastics anon!
>''a vast mayority of your gender commits serious crimes that can only be attributed to that gender''
The vast majority of men don't commit serious crimes though. A small minority of men commit those crimes, the non-criminal majority of men are trying to stop the criminal minority.
Then, funnily enough, women vote en mass to free violent criminals from prison and defund law enforcement, making it harder for non-criminal men to stop the criminals from criming. What's the deal with that anyways?
for real, are you moronic? how cant you
not understand the simple question of ''why is only this gender commiting this crimes?''. It's not about what percentage of men is commiting those crimes, is that its only men commiting them in comparison of women. At this point i have already accepted we are enver going to advance as a society because men are perpetual victims, but it still baffles me how they refuse to accept fault even when shown with irrefutable proof that there is something specially wrong with men that should be studied to better society.
Not a single person has tried to deny that most violent crime is committed by men this entire thread.
>It's not about what percentage of men is commiting those crimes
It is actually. You're repeatedly telling me, a person who has never committed rape, murder, arson or robbery, that I'm personally at fault for all of those things simply because the people out there in the world that are doing those things are also men. How does that make any sense? Do you think I have some kind of psychic connection to all the criminal men on the planet and could just tell them to stop if I wanted?
Let me guess, you dated a "bad boy" who abused you?
So are we going to frick or what?
>tell the bullies to stop since they're both girls
There are people out in this world who think “why are you both fighting? You’re both XYZ!”
If you think about it logically…
He's never been refuted
Why is there a transexual man pretending to be a female ranting about how bad men are on a cartoon board?
Just to humor you, men are not perpetual victims or cry out to be. Many women claim to be the victim of something or someone. Many perpetual victims I see that are men are socialists who blame everything but themselves on their position in the world like they don’t have self agency or a hint of being responsible for their own actions.
women are actually victims though, its not even a ''le sexism'' 2014 tumblr meme, you have frickers like elliot rodgers killing random women just for being women. That doesn't happen to men, it's a female only issue.
Elliot Roger killed more men than he killed women you dunce.
and? how does that change his hatred was towards women and that was the whole motive of his shooting spree?
>padded Molly, Libby, and Andrea "100% leak free"
considering all the diaper artwork the molly girls seem to have, this almost feels fan-servicey
Excuse me SIR- I mean MAAM, could you please not have these discussions on a cartoon board?
Report them I guess. Nobody talks about cartoons here anyways...
>It's a period episode
>Never mentions how some women become ultra horny
>They know they can't really frick because they're bleeding but they still get horny as shit
>Always portray women as moody and irrational
>For some guys it's the opposite
>Mfw 'blowjob week' is actually a highlight of my month since she's always actively trying to suck me off.
Step it up cartoons.
Wonder how many man have sex with their partners while they're on their period compared to lesbian/lesbian and bisexual/bisexual woman
Molly's probably one of those girls who get extra horny during her period.
We don't know because she didn't get hers yet
Chicken
Was this part of the leak or are we off script?
>100% leak free
whats wrong with her?
Hes back!
wow... if that's not a deliberate homage then that is fricking shameless
Hope it's voiced by him as well
>Men are all evil!
>No women are!
Are you homosexuals in 3rd grade? What is this pointless boys vs girls shit?
Cinemaphile bullshit again
This, honestly. Call me a homosexual fence sitter, but I think guys and girls both have their fair shit of bullshit to deal with. Whether it's biologically or socially enforced bullshit. Shit sucks for everyone.
w*men should stay away from my 4chins
Too be fair that's because most women are too stupid to handle a gun.
Women get their revenge by talking other women into killing themselves, cutting off penises, and/or getting most of the fathers assets during a divorce.
Seems appropriate for a show about a young teen. We should really have more of these episodes, honestly.
I want to see more of her
period are real. Why not have one when your MC is a girl. this should help girls who get one early. If you don’t explain what happens they are going to think that they are dying because they are bleeding out.
I think period talk is something comparable to pooping since it's a body function people can't help. I don't really think a reference to a period product is any worse than a scene about buying TP or diapers. A lot of cartoons aimed at preteen girls have stuff about puberty because it's relatable to girls in that age group. Being told you will soon start bleeding and shedding clumps of dead tissue from your crotch every single month for the next 40 years is a pretty horrifying concept for a kid so maybe it's nice to soften the blow with a lil cartoon... Sorry boys dont have their favorite cartoon character getting morning wood but hey, I don't make the cartoons.
hory crap
Did you know?
Morning wood is not because of that saucy dream you had, it's your body trying to stop you from pissing yourself because if you pee in a dream you pee in real life. And your body doesn't need any undue stress during recovery. A boner won't necessarily PHYSICALLY hurt you, but pissing on yourself in the cold might.
Men should be thankful to have such a defense mechanism against bed wetting. Women have no such luxury!
Doesn't make any sense because I can still piss while rock hard.
>if you pee in the dream you pee for reals!
YOU'RE A BIG KID NOW, b***h!
So has the entire episode already leaked or just parts of it?
Shut the frick up
>pads
For classy actual women who are as close to human as it gets
>Tampons
Literally only prostitutes use that and encourage prostitute behavior. Should never have been made
>Should never have been made
They were actually made for gunshot wounds.
So, which fauxtrage youtuber told you kids to be mad about this?
I think its just a general Cinemaphile mental illness thing
Do remember that this board is primarily American
American boomers on Cinemaphile
The risk of the rise of right wing youtubers wasn’t fascism, it was turning an entire generation of kids into absolute fricking homosexuals.
This is almost salty as the time when Cinemaphile go full autism mode on Zipper
soon cartoons will have fully animated scenes of blood gushing out of a character's pussy. are you happy with what you've done, Cinemaphilemblr
after the shit PRIMAL managed to pull off nothing would surprise me anymore.
fricking closeup of fang's cloaca laying eggs
That was already in Walking with Dinosaurs diplodocus episode.
that shit was moronic - they gave a fricking sauropod a giant 40-foot-long alien queen-looking ovipositor
I thought Cinemaphile wanted mature cartoons
I would do anything to protect that smile, period.
>Add period blood
>Cinemaphile starts to seethe
everytime
cartoon any good?
very well animated, decently funny, somewhat intriguing premise.
MC is one of those energetic spaz girls a-la excel saga so if you like that kind of character you're good to go
Now DIE, THREAD!
Why are you afraid of girls Cinemaphile?
We know, you love jacking off to this shit and pretending to "own the chuds" and be self-righteous about it.
You mad?
Not really, no. Just tired of your shit.
You are seething so hard what went wrong in your life that you are afraid of the female body?
>ITT: Cinemaphile gets mad at a girls' show for having shit for girls.
At least be glad Molly isn't a gay trannie and we have to see an episode about her dilating or something.
Libby can be gay for Molly