>Peter..

>Peter..

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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    He didnt say that

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Mein Fuhrer, Peter..

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't start without me
    >And don't start up with me
    What was his problem?

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The wooden doors, Pete....

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      And here comes the moronic pol user trying to ruin the thread. Nobody likes you. Nobody cares about the white race or your stupid politics. Go impotently cry else where

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Shalom

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >/misc/ tard post
        *Yawn*

        That's literally the meme you moronic samegayging heeb.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day you moronic newbie

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        how's the weather in Tel Aviv?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        This post makes me angry!
        Angry enough to Do Something!

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >/misc/ tard post
        *Yawn*

        Anyone complaining about /misc/ is a newbie who didn't use the site during the Habbo Hotel years.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >/misc/ tard post
      *Yawn*

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      QRD on the wooden doors meme?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Paulie from the Sopranos being memed as an anti-semitic conspiracy theorist including being incredulous at the claim that the gas chambers had wooden doors (true) which would make it impossible for any guard outside of the gas chamber to not also die from holocaust gassing as the deadly gasses would leak out of wooden doors.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >as the deadly gasses would leak out of wooden doors.
          I don't think this is true, surely rubber seals would be enough to keep gases from escaping?
          And even if a little leaks out, A) the guards are sunderkommandos, so basically israelites or Slavs getting a reprieve from death as long as they help others to it instead, and B) if you lock the door and turn on the showers you don't need guards, no?

          Have /misc/homosexuals thought this all the way through, or are they just parroting what others have said? Rhetorical question, I'm certain I know the answer and so do (You).

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe the guards had hazmat suits and gas masks. Some idiot on this site intentionally mustard gassed himself to test out his gas mask but wasn't aware it still melts your skin and his arms were exposed. Poor guy is totally dead. RIP.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Maybe the guards had hazmat suits and gas masks
              Unnecessary if you use seals or just walk away until its ogre, but WWI gas masks? Possible.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              At least he didn't blow mustard gas Cristal's

              >Maybe the guards had hazmat suits and gas masks
              Unnecessary if you use seals or just walk away until its ogre, but WWI gas masks? Possible.

              German ww2 kit had better masks, but essentially the same line from the ww1 masks. Every soldier in the field, supposedly, carried one. Camp guards on gas duty probably had them on too.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's a unfunny poltard meme

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          shut up, israelite

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          You could go anywhere on the internet, specifically reddit, and your troony friends will ban people for posts like this but yet you come here in order to enjoy the culture. homosexual.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          yeah you crying about /misc/ in every thread like a woman is definitely preferable to a silly meme

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's just edgy humor. Im not even white or a bigot and find this shit hilarious.

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Spiderman. With great power comes great webslings

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >With great power comes great responsibility. White power, that is

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    You're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye asiatics from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the ladyboy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our frick-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Frick you. Get the frick out of my car.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Uncle Ben would’ve been too old to fight in Vietnam. The actor that played him served in WWII.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Kek you don’t get quality like this on Cinemaphile anymore.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Uncle Ben would’ve been too old to fight in Vietnam. The actor that played him served in WWII.

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    i may have crashed the car, but this is a valuable lesson pete. Never let your eyes leave the road while driving

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    > I am your father

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    ..
    park the car

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >And here comes the moronic pol user trying to ruin the thread. Nobody likes you. Nobody cares about the white race or your stupid politics. Go impotently cry else where

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    shalom uncle

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    "Peter, there's nothing wrong with pumping a few IQ points into a sheboon's womb. Just make sure you don't give her your real name. I've had to cure the odd case of jungle fever on quite a few occasions myself, and Lord knows most of the halflings in Harlem are wondering where old Papa Ben went. But Peter, if I ever see you bring a sheboon home, I'll tie the noose myself."

    I'm really surprised that Rami managed to get this into the script. It's not something you could get away with today.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous
  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    "... I am your biological father. I cucked your 'dad', my son, but technically your brother, with your hot bawd of a mother. I raw dogged her behind your brothers back. So you see, what was I talking about again?"

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >… you’re the reason I died, Peter.

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm sorry I've been abusing you for so many years. It's over now, I promise. Just jerk me off one more time. One more time, Peter. You have to understand, with a great wiener comes great responsibility.

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >/pol/troony cope

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember than scene in my vhs.

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Peter, I'm basically your father, i even had sex with your mother just like your father did.

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >norman osborn becomes evil
    >starts cross dressing
    what did raimi mean by this?

  21. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >The responsibility of the master to discipline the servant

  22. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >… "you were in the Amazon with your mom when she was researching spiders right before she died"

  23. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    For those who want to be part of this epic Cinemaphile forced meme there are three easy steps.

    Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic Cinemaphile meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.

    Step 2: Take an iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as frick topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....

    Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is Cinemaphile, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?

    Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!

  24. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Cum with great power, just be careful who you cum into.

  25. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >peter...*zip* with great power comes great responsibility. This is your responsibility

  26. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >If I somehow would suddenly die, Peter,
    I want you to lay your hands on the next Cable TV invoice before Mary. No matter what Peter. And I want you to pay the bill out of my retirement funds. It's usually around $1500-2000. Ignore all PPV stuff labeled "Transexuals vs Femboys", "Brazilian troony Fart Party IV", "Extreme Gaping Gayboys" and so on. Just pay the bill and burn the invoice.

  27. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Peter... our family's real last name is... Schiklgruber...

  28. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What are you gonna do, Peter? Take my land?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >ayo pull the trigger spida

  29. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >..steel beams can't melt jet fuel.

  30. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >..Parker is our stage name. We are actually israeli.

  31. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Peter, with White Power comes White Responsibility.
    >White Man's Burden, Peter.

  32. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >with white power comes great responsibility, or as we like to call it "the white man's burden."

  33. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Peter, you must secure a future for white children, Peter. Your Aunt May and I, we failed. Aunt May was infertile, Pete. If I had really cared enough to save our people, I would have sent her off to the convent, and found a another vessel to birth more white children. I let my love for your Aunt override my love for my race. The same thing is happening on a wider scale to our whole civilization. Men are deferring the responsibility to carry our civilization forward in favor of satisfying our weak desire to satisfy the wants of the frivolous and weaker sex. Women's suffrage and all else that has sprung from the rotten tree of Feminism has poisoned our Nation, with the weak, demure, tolerance for evil that Women vote for and demand in the name of the false idol: Equality.

    Please Peter, you're my second chance. Take this advice from a dying man, who, looking back on a long life of surrenders and regrets, wishes he had a legacy to outlive this feeble body. Don't ever cuck, Peter. Find that hot little redheaded filly that lived next door, and pump her full of children, Peter. Don't let our race die like me... with a whimper.

  34. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a unfunny poltard meme

  35. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >That part when Green Goblin rapes Spider-Man in front of thousands of onlookers
    >The way his zyklon-enhanced Gobby wiener rips through Spidey’s Suit and into his virgin butthole like tissue paper
    >The way his screams and threats turned to pained shouts as he realizes escape is no longer an option
    >When he looks down in sheer terror at the growing wet spot on his groin, realizing he just had his first prostate orgasm from being fricked in the ass
    >The way any remaining resolve in him just fricking crumbles in that moment
    >His cries and pleas become reduced to pathetic moans and whimpers to the shock of horrified onlookers
    >With a final thrust, Green Goblin pumps his HIV-ridden hot seed deep into Spidey’s butthole, pulls out, and throws his limp body to the ground
    >”WE’LL MEET AGAIN, SPIDER-BITCH” he shouts as he flies away, laughing Maniacally
    >The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is reduced to a quivering, sobbing homosexual with a gaped butthole the camera zooms onto, semen leaking out
    >The crowd’s shock has morphed into anger and bloodlust toward the failed hero
    > A Lynch mob forms, throwing garbage and screaming venemous slurs
    >Spidey looks up to see Mary Jane near the front of the mob, screaming “LET’S CUT HIS FRICKING wiener OFF”
    >The searing and popping of flesh as they brand his forehead with the word “SODOMITE” in large, bold letters
    >Spider-Man slings a web and swings away as his butthole drips out Goblin's seed and the crowd hurls rocks at him but Spider-Man eventually escapes

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