Peter should be retired or put on hiatus for a while until all the stupid mandates for his character are gone
You could then take a rejected AU peter pitch and change it into a new replacement Spidey
>... let me tell you, back in her prime your aunt had the firmest breasts and tightest pussy in all of new york. She was like an avatar of sexual energy that could light a mans wiener on fire with a look. May knew it too. She had a new man lined up every week to frick her senseless, and I wanted her more than anything I've ever wanted before. I spat in God's face every time I thought about how many times in a row I could blow a load in her, only stopping when both my dick and her pussy were bloody and raw.
>I won May peter, and to this day I still dont know how. Those first few weeks were the peak of my life, but after that her horde of frickboys wanted back what they'd lost. I'd be fighting other men off her almost daily, like actually fricking fighting people peter it was insane. But May liked it, she liked watching me fight those blacks, spics, micks, and wops like a wild animal defending it's last scrap of food. I've killed people for her peter. There are decades-old unsolved murders whose answers will die with me. I die here with no regrets, knowing that my time with her was the greatest thing any man could ever experience.
>did you hear about that underground wrestler named Spider-Man who made homophobic remarks towards a pillar of new york's lgbtqia+ community? Fricking shameful, glad im not related to him
>Remember Peter..... With the great power.... there's also come with.... great vengeance..... There's a guns and ammo in... the attic, Peter. Raise some hell... Show them no mercy as the punisher....
Wait what? I don't remember this.
peter i jerked off to jenny wakeman once
. . . Get Mendoza!
peter my peepee burns
Unclebros..
The horse is here.
>He was white, Peter
>All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me.
>Was I wrong boy?
Uncle Ben... He looked Italian.
>Oh Peter, t-thank you...
Pizza time
Go into edit mode and take a screencap, that way you can avoid the water mark.
>Don't worry uncle ben, he had one of those little hats
How did Raimi get away with it?
Uncle Ben, don't die... here, have some rice, it's your favorite
... delete my... search... history.........
I don't get it
Peter should be retired or put on hiatus for a while until all the stupid mandates for his character are gone
You could then take a rejected AU peter pitch and change it into a new replacement Spidey
Save Martha...
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
>UNCLE BEN WHAT HAPPENED?!
>SQUID GAMES!
*shits pants and dies*
....you're. ... kneeling .... .on .. .my ... .samouflange .....*dies*
They came for my foams Spider-Man
>Insert millenial Wheadonist Quip
Hyuck Hyuck
frick me, you got me first
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I was gonna say b***hes but if you wanna be virgin for the rest of your life...
....rape... the Joker... you have to, Peter... r-remember... with great power.... comes......
He ratio'd me bruh...on god I took the fattest l...no.... . . cap... . . . . . .
>... let me tell you, back in her prime your aunt had the firmest breasts and tightest pussy in all of new york. She was like an avatar of sexual energy that could light a mans wiener on fire with a look. May knew it too. She had a new man lined up every week to frick her senseless, and I wanted her more than anything I've ever wanted before. I spat in God's face every time I thought about how many times in a row I could blow a load in her, only stopping when both my dick and her pussy were bloody and raw.
>I won May peter, and to this day I still dont know how. Those first few weeks were the peak of my life, but after that her horde of frickboys wanted back what they'd lost. I'd be fighting other men off her almost daily, like actually fricking fighting people peter it was insane. But May liked it, she liked watching me fight those blacks, spics, micks, and wops like a wild animal defending it's last scrap of food. I've killed people for her peter. There are decades-old unsolved murders whose answers will die with me. I die here with no regrets, knowing that my time with her was the greatest thing any man could ever experience.
Now my secret gay husband Bonesaw... will never... get that outfit I made him.....
I am your father.
stay away from that Mary Jane girl. Redheads are insane, trust me Peter
>did you hear about that underground wrestler named Spider-Man who made homophobic remarks towards a pillar of new york's lgbtqia+ community? Fricking shameful, glad im not related to him
Real talk, what would've happened if he said this?
Does Spider-Man become The Terrorantula?
>Remember Peter..... With the great power.... there's also come with.... great vengeance..... There's a guns and ammo in... the attic, Peter. Raise some hell... Show them no mercy as the punisher....
Wait what? I don't remember this.
>the punisher? that's the stupidest name i ever fricking heard uncle ben
>Peter I'm fricking losing tons of blood you think I'm focusing on a good name for your ass?
>around blacks... watch your back
wtf how did raimi get away with this
... separate water fountains... just means shorter lines for everybody!