oh nononononononono
PG-13
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oh nononononononono
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— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
It's fucking Disney, what did you expect?
Aren't they supposed to be bringing in deadpool?
There was no reason to remake it so of course it's going to be shit, the original is still kino and the only part you can complain about it the blood effects at the end (but it probably wouldn't look any better in the current year anyway because they always cheap out on the CGI now).
>Blade movie without the word "motherfucker" in it
This project is doomed from the start.
Is that the new Whesker?
Nah it's the black dude from Avatar
>capeshit
>remake
why did anyone expected it to be good?
btw what is the excuse to introduce Blade/vampires in the MCU, the snap caused a mutation or simply the "anything goes in le multiverse" asspull?
Orpheus morpheus dorpheus walruses
Can you say "bros trying to ice skate up hill" in pg 13? It's cultural language and it's all what from mr. Tax evasion
It's open season on all suckheads
Mahershala Ali will be kino. He was great in True Detective with Sarah Gadon
actor doesnt look like blade, more like a side character.
No Wesley no watch.
this guy looks like he's in a Sam Hyde skit about Marvel, i can hear that retard laughing while this guy tries to pose and look badass
>Action series about vampires
>Will be extremely limited in how they can show blood and violence
How many shows and movies were ruined just to chase this stupid pg-13 rating
Fuck
I just wonder in general who actually cares for PG rating. It never stopped anyone from watching shit.
I seem to recall having friends when I was young that weren't allowed to see r rated movies because their parents or grandparents were pussies about it.
I work with a guy that won't let his kids watch any kind of action movie related to guns or shooting things. Not because he hates guns, he loves them. He said he intends for his kids to learn proper firearm safety and he doesn't want movies and shows making them seem like toys
The R rating definitely stops people from seeing it if, especially if the target audience is teenagers. If a teenager wants to go see Blade with his friends but it's rated R he's going to pay for a ticket to another movie then go see Blade instead, or he's just going to sneak in.
Wheres snipes
he's 60 so probably at home snorting cocaine
Bloodless action scenes, fun.
Dorffchads… we won
Why does he look like some asian black?
Snipes should've played the race card and got his 4th movie made. They gave Logan a send off with his movie why not Blade? Oldman blade with snipes would generate more buzz than this west african fuck.
If they recreate the club scene what music will they play? My money is on some horribly dated Dubstep.
>My money is on some horribly dated Dubstep.
Oh anon...
They are gonna play a garbage remix of the original they made an intern create on a weekend for free and claim they are respecting the original....
phonky town
They want Blade to be their new Black Panther so it'll be rap.
It's going to be set in the 1920s so they can hit us with some heavy-handed shit about racism.
>mfw it's set in the 1920's but they'll be a whole nightclub full of blacks and a rapper on stage and it'll all be ruined by some pasty white vampires
>A PG13 bloodless vampire capeshit flick
Where have I heard that before?
Ah right megahit Morbius, a film that had to digitally alter blood in a plastic bag to be gatorade blue. This is definitely gonna work.
Twilight with a black dude. Got it.
fucking pg-13 whyyyy, it could have been so good