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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricking Disney, what did you expect?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't they supposed to be bringing in deadpool?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There was no reason to remake it so of course it's going to be shit, the original is still kino and the only part you can complain about it the blood effects at the end (but it probably wouldn't look any better in the current year anyway because they always cheap out on the CGI now).

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Blade movie without the word "motherfricker" in it
    This project is doomed from the start.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the new Whesker?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's the black dude from Avatar

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >capeshit
    >remake
    why did anyone expected it to be good?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    btw what is the excuse to introduce Blade/vampires in the MCU, the snap caused a mutation or simply the "anything goes in le multiverse" asspull?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Orpheus morpheus dorpheus walruses

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you say "homies trying to ice skate up hill" in pg 13? It's cultural language and it's all what from mr. Tax evasion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's open season on all suckheads

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mahershala Ali will be kino. He was great in True Detective with Sarah Gadon

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    actor doesnt look like blade, more like a side character.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No Wesley no watch.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this guy looks like he's in a Sam Hyde skit about Marvel, i can hear that moron laughing while this guy tries to pose and look badass

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Action series about vampires
    >Will be extremely limited in how they can show blood and violence
    How many shows and movies were ruined just to chase this stupid pg-13 rating
    Frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just wonder in general who actually cares for PG rating. It never stopped anyone from watching shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I seem to recall having friends when I was young that weren't allowed to see r rated movies because their parents or grandparents were pussies about it.
        I work with a guy that won't let his kids watch any kind of action movie related to guns or shooting things. Not because he hates guns, he loves them. He said he intends for his kids to learn proper firearm safety and he doesn't want movies and shows making them seem like toys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The R rating definitely stops people from seeing it if, especially if the target audience is teenagers. If a teenager wants to go see Blade with his friends but it's rated R he's going to pay for a ticket to another movie then go see Blade instead, or he's just going to sneak in.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres snipes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's 60 so probably at home snorting cocaine

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodless action scenes, fun.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dorffchads… we won

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he look like some asian black?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Snipes should've played the race card and got his 4th movie made. They gave Logan a send off with his movie why not Blade? Oldman blade with snipes would generate more buzz than this west african frick.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If they recreate the club scene what music will they play? My money is on some horribly dated Dubstep.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >My money is on some horribly dated Dubstep.
      Oh anon...
      They are gonna play a garbage remix of the original they made an intern create on a weekend for free and claim they are respecting the original....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      phonky town

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They want Blade to be their new Black Panther so it'll be rap.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be set in the 1920s so they can hit us with some heavy-handed shit about racism.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw it's set in the 1920's but they'll be a whole nightclub full of blacks and a rapper on stage and it'll all be ruined by some pasty white vampires

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >A PG13 bloodless vampire capeshit flick
    Where have I heard that before?
    Ah right megahit Morbius, a film that had to digitally alter blood in a plastic bag to be gatorade blue. This is definitely gonna work.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Twilight with a black dude. Got it.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fricking pg-13 whyyyy, it could have been so good

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