>PG takes you on as a sidekick

>PG takes you on as a sidekick
>your entire job is just to protect her globe collection whenever supervillains or an alien invasion or whatever else wrecks her office building
how well do you reckon you'd fare?

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  1. 5 days ago
    El Barto

    …where can i find a tube of flex seal clear?

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    there are so many idiotic powers on this thing its completely meaningless.

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Native_American_Mastery
    This is hilarious to me, since I'm a white dude that's maybe 1/32 native american. Best I can do is use my Native American mastery powers and order the local tribe to help me out

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be fricking her in the broom closet halfway through day one.

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is it cool if I keep using the same superpower from the last time I used this link?

    I'm honestly not sure I wanna gamble it away.

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Temporal_Banishment
    I put people on permanent time out

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    http://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Toxic_Area

    Call me Toxic Lad! My caustic aura melts/destroys everything that tries to get close to Karen's glorious snowglobes. The globes themselves should be fine, they're made of glass, right?

    I'll hold on to them tightly and never let go.

    Globetakers and Orb-thieves beware!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >just give everyone who comes within a certain distance of the globes super-cancer
      I guess that's an approach

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >The user has the ability to project an area of poison that can infect their surroundings, causing a variety of effects. Said effects can be mental, physical, or both
        >mental, physical, or both

        You could just create the mental sensation of being poisoned, it could cause someone to pass out without actually dying.

        Then you can call the cops.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, it just werks
        Unfortunately, it also dissolves Peeg’s non-kryptonian clothes whenever she comes to check on her snowglobes

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          good thing she wears her uniform under her clothes at all times

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this prompt needs more details, what is her rogues gallery like?

    (or was this just a stealth PG cheesecake thread)

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I cum on her snowglobes.
    Now I can't stop thinking of santa.

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Paint_Generation
    god dammit wtf.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I know right, it's a major gamble.

      Maybe you can poison people with the paint?

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Katana_Magic
    Time to buy a fedora and trenchcoat, I guess.
    I am become weeb supreme, nothing personnel of kids, defender of the globes.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Would you grease up your hair and pelt criminals with anime figures?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying I'd need any extra grease with my all karaage and tonkatsu diet.
        >Implying I'd take my precious figures off the shelf to do anything but hotglue them.
        Foolish normie, my foes deserve naught but the taste of my greasy blade.. After 30 seconds of me loudly announcing the name of my special attack.

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absorptive_Merging
    I… am the snow globes?

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Clothing_Possession
    Frick the globes I am now her bra

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      in a sense you're protecting the two globes closest to her

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Principle_Manipulation
    I make the globes indestructible then go play Nobilis.

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Laser_Imprisonment
    useful power for a globe guardian.
    I'd rather not be a sidekick though, and be regularly employed as a private globe security guard

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, being part of the security would be best, since I'd prefer getting paid to doing an internship in a leotard.

      I'm not sure go I'd protect the globes using:
      >destructive energy manipulation
      Or whatever the frick I got last time though.
      I geuss I blow up the bad guys?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >being part of the security would be best
        does any comic feature paid superpowered security/police/rescue or other types of normal jobs but for people with superpowers?
        I'm not talking about special military type of thing, I'm talking stuff like hospitals looking to employ people with healing powers for the ER, or malls hiring security guards with superhearing or that sort of stuff

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I know the more recent Scott Lang run had him try and make a security solutions for supers

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          For western stuff I have no idea, I think MHA has a contract system that works according to skills like that.

          It's weird, you'd think someone would follow through that kind of premise.

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Extinction_Inducement
    Cool, I'm useless against human opponents but a massive deterrent to any intergalactic or extra-dimensional threat. I'm gonna take away Darkseid's parademon privileges.

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Regenerative_Durability
    I'm probably screwed. I can survive the carnage but I don't know whether the globes would.

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hope_Constructs

    I'm just a Blue Lantern

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Breath_Constructs
    I could make shields and forcefields out of my breath and just generally blow things away from the globes. Maybe for bonus protection, I'll eat some garlic beforehand so enemies will be repulsed by the smell plus it instakills vampires.

  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Organite_Constructs
    Me and my army of sex clones would be more than enough to slow down the calamity until she shows back up to deal with it herself. Worst case scenario, I can just meld the globes into the walls and/or floor. Or turn them into adamantine. "Anything" is a pretty broad scope for creation of things.

  21. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I love it when people try to pretend to give a frick about PG outside of dude breasts lmao

  22. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ultimate_Force_Manipulation

    OK I'll protect the globes i think i can do it

  23. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >protect her globes
    Is she related to Robert House?

  24. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Provided I don't get turned into a thin red paste beforehand, I think I can protect them

  25. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Real_World_Manipulation

    I am the ultimate globe defender! Under my watch her globes will always be safe!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky ducky.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      How is Real World Manipulation useful in a comic book world?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        You can make Power Girl real irl.

  26. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Solar_Angel
    Peeg's globes will be safe as well as nice and toasty.

  27. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Discovery manipulation

    I discover that peeg is a boring non character fanservice gimmick who is just tit's and gain reality warping powers to banish her from existence.

  28. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Crystal Arts
    >The user is able to wield a skill set that is focused on the cultivation and manipulation of crystals/crystalline matter, allowing for the manifestation of techniques that include combat skill, defensive capabilities and/or transmutation.
    If her snowglobes get smashed i can make her some new ones, job done.

  29. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why's she got a globe collection?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      everyone needs a hobby

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of the least weird collecting hobbies, honestly.
      Fits her better than funko pops, commemorative plates, or dead butterflies.
      Lepidoptery is definitely a villain hobby.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I geuss its more unique than vestige wine or scrap booking I geuss.

  30. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Tsurara-Onna Physiology
    The frick?
    Hang on let me read the description...it better not be lame.

  31. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  32. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Solar Defense
    >the page constantly references Superman
    Well I'm basically a perfect fit.

  33. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Wish_Negation
    Well if a villain ever inexplicably decides to wish for the destruction of all snow globes, I'll be ready

    Protecting a bunch of snow globes shouldn't be too difficult...the real challenge is if she asks you to check on her cat

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Protecting a bunch of snow globes shouldn't be too difficult...the real challenge is if she asks you to check on her cat
      The worst part is the absolute disappointment of realising that when she said she wanted to hire you to play with her pussy, she was just looking for a catsitter

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