the pokemon franchise was originally going to end up with civil war between humans and pokemon
but then the franchise made billion dollars so it became this
>the Pokémon would stage a rebellion much like Spartacus in ancient Rome. Although at first glance Pokémon appear to be friends with humans, they would realize they’re actually being used like slaves, which would lead to an uprising. Pikachu would become the leader of the revolt and end up fighting with Ash. Team Rocket, who are in possession of lots of sinister Pokemon (including Meowth, who can translate the Pokémon language into human speech) would try to mediate the conflict, but they’d do a poor job of interpreting and only make things worse…
>Mewtwo Strikes Back ended up exceeding all our expectations and became a huge hit. This led the film’s main producer to say, “I have some concerns about certain aspects of the first movie, but since it was such a huge success, I won’t interfere with the second one. I just want you to put ‘Explosive Birth’ in the title.”
What a strange request
Stop seething and learn to laugh at yourself. I get it though, when I was that age I would get extremely butthurt when people made fun of me, and my dad did it all the time. It's a pretty fucked up thing for a parent to do. But now as an adult I can look back and laugh. Will never do it to my own kids though, it's pretty much bullying your own offspring.
My wife's pregnant at this very moment, so lmaoing @ ur life seething bitch boi NEET.
I'm not seething, I just think it's weird that someone would bully some 6 year old for crying. Nowadays I have reduced affect display and I wonder if it's related.
Yeah they were wrong to do that, but you should also toughen up and not let it affect you.
>buttblasted NEETs literally assraging and projecting their retarded porn fantasies onto functional people
Really sad to see. I can't even wish harm on you because your lives are already miserable enough for me to feel superior and satisfied.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Cucky is mad lol
3 months ago
Anonymous
You will be miserable your entire life, because you are a huge homosexual who projects your retarded disgusting fantasies onto other people. Sorry anon but these disgusting fantasies exist only your own mind.
I'm not seething, I just think it's weird that someone would bully some 6 year old for crying. Nowadays I have reduced affect display and I wonder if it's related.
>>I'm not mad, I'm just, uh, confused why my AWFUL parents would DARE tease me!
Who are you quoting? >>I no longer act like a bitch
Yeah, I just act like an autistic sociopath instead.
So, it's bad but don't worry about it, that's your solution? Are you a stoic or just a pussy? That mentality will guarantee you end up being no more of a man than your father is.
>So, it's bad but don't worry about it, that's your solution?
Yes, what good is constantly seething about something that happened 20 years ago and you can't change? You're only harming yourself. >Are you a stoic
I do generally subscribe to this philosophy. >or just a pussy?
Being a pussy is ineffectually crying about things you can't change, this is the opposite. >That mentality will guarantee you end up being no more of a man than your father is.
It's the opposite, and you are utterly retarded. Keep seething about stupid shit from ages ago, you fucking dumbass.
I remember my mom said that she was embarrassed when she took me to see this during Pikachu’s Vacation lol
My dad used to bully the shit out of me too. It’s kind of hard to look back and laugh but I can see now he was an unbelievably stressed person. Even though I think it fucked me up for a while, in a weird way dealing with that made me a better person I think.
I had pretty much the exact same experience. All we can do to fix it is not repeat our parents' mistakes. My dad used to make the excuse that he was "toughening me up for the real world," but as an adult I can see that for the nonsense it is; you only do harm to your child by bullying him. I don't know if he genuinely believe that or not, but either way it's clearly the wrong approach. You prepare kids for the real world by building them up with a strong, unshakable emotional foundation so that they're confident and nothing affects them, not emotionally crippling them from birth by having the people they trust the most belittle and insult them.
When I talked to my dad about it he said “You probably deserved it”. Which in a why is kind of funny but really fucked.
I agree completely that it really sets your kid back to do something like that. Every successful person I personally know said they never had their parents bully them and even though I’m not doing bad myself I try not to think about how I would have been if my dad wasn’t an asshole. I don’t hate the guy because he still did a lot for me, but just have to move forward and learn from the experience.
>When I talked to my dad about it he said “You probably deserved it”
You should say the same when you drop him off at the nursing home and then never go back to visit him.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Lmao that’s a good one
the original writer was a fucking loon
https://lavacutcontent.com/takeshi-shudo-ending-pokemon/
When I talked to my dad about it he said “You probably deserved it”. Which in a why is kind of funny but really fucked.
I agree completely that it really sets your kid back to do something like that. Every successful person I personally know said they never had their parents bully them and even though I’m not doing bad myself I try not to think about how I would have been if my dad wasn’t an asshole. I don’t hate the guy because he still did a lot for me, but just have to move forward and learn from the experience.
that's rough, anons. my parents split up when I was 9 and I grew up with a lot of yelling and fighting but at least I can look back on old pictures of me and pops sitting on the beach or going camping or riding my first dirt bike etc.
It’s all good, friend. Like I said I’m doing pretty well now, and even though it sucked living with a dad who had an insane temper, and still had to deal with his shit after a really messed up divorce I really don’t think I would be the person I am now that I eventually learned to be happy with. Divorces suck, but I’m glad you got some good memories with your pops.
When I talked to my dad about it he said “You probably deserved it”. Which in a why is kind of funny but really fucked.
I agree completely that it really sets your kid back to do something like that. Every successful person I personally know said they never had their parents bully them and even though I’m not doing bad myself I try not to think about how I would have been if my dad wasn’t an asshole. I don’t hate the guy because he still did a lot for me, but just have to move forward and learn from the experience.
>NOOOOOO MY DAD TEASED ME WHEN I WAS 6, THIS IS WHY IM A COMPLETE LOSER!!!!!
Pussies
My mom wouldn't let me watch Pokemon because it had fighting in it, but she let me watch Sailor Moon for some reason. I got my revenge because a few years later she had to chaperone me and a friend to Pokemon: The Musical, and it must have been the worst night of her life watching Ash Ketchum rapping in his underpants.
>Professor Oak arms young children with weapons of mass destruction so they can go off on jihads against all the gym trainers of the world, just so he can bang their mothers while they're gone
Dangerously based
I meant like Roku apps. I'm sure it's available on official pokemon stuff but it's weird the original isn't on any main platforms currently there's this weird CGI film
Earlier I was thinking of an effortpost from 2-3 years ago about some anon whose mom genuinely hated it and hated having to sit through it, couldn't even contain herself for her son's sake, it was just that damn stupid. Was that you? What are your thoughts on the Chinpokomon South Park episode?
I should clarify that as an older millennial I'm just a little bit too old to have cared about Pokemon (I gave the original Game Boy game an honest try for a day or two but it did nothing for me, and I had played other game boy RPGs), but obviously it was/is a big thing in youth culture. I also haven't seen the movie but I gather that it's a big sad for little kids, which has a little artistic merit (it makes children feel something). But such movies have to throw in a chuckle or two for the adults. I'm guessing that it was just too foreign and unrelatable for any adults who may have been watching, like your mom.
The only Pokemon movies I saw in theaters was this one and Pokemon 2000. In the latter there's this scene where pokemon all over the world are migrating and converging on the location where Lugia and the three legendary birds are duking it out and it was hype as hell. The flute music was dope too
i was scared at scenes like this. this is a kids movie but being permanently turned to stone is the same thing as dying and kids movies that had shit like this got us onto the existential train early. like wondering what life was like being stuck in pegasus's card in yu gi oh like kaiba's brother and yu gi's grandpa
That game was kind of comfy (same with Pokemon Channel on Gamecube), I used to think it was so state of the art as a kid.
Does Hey You Pikachu work with modern microphones on emulators at all?
>Does Hey You Pikachu work with modern microphones on emulators at all?
i dont know let me google that for you
*smashes keyboard with both hands*
sorry cant find anything
Because the protagonist started as a annoying kid who had everything handled and became a hard worker trainer that despite all his efforts still couldn't achieve his goal, Gen x related feels
I couldn't figure it out then but I have now. This movie SUCKED because every bit of soul from the TV show didn't make it into the movie. It has none of the humor or charm from the show. Everything was just suddenly so serious and grim for no reason other than *Japanese OVA needs drama*
Detective Pikachu would have been a better movie if Kathryn Newton was Pikachu. But she just wears the ears and is completely naked except for shoes and anklet Pikachu socks
My older brother and father walked out of the theater when this happened they thought it was so fake and gay. I still thought it to be an emotionally poignant moment that still hits hard today.
>jobber
he had 3 birds attacking him, one he's 2x weak to, and whatshisface shooting a fucking laser at him and trying to capture him in an electric cage
Only the faggy kids I knew cried at this shit lmao
Only my mom cried in the theater
Hahaha! Fuck the first post!
Look me homosexual. read this...
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID UGLY RETARD
>crying saves the day
and we wonder why the current generation of men is so emasculated...
nobody going to check this digits?
nice
>fighting is…. LE BAD
>in a franchise based around fantasy cockfighting
wtf did they mean by this?
the pokemon franchise was originally going to end up with civil war between humans and pokemon
but then the franchise made billion dollars so it became this
>the pokemon franchise was originally going to end up with civil war between humans and pokemon
Source?
This sounds interesting
the original writer was a fucking loon
https://lavacutcontent.com/takeshi-shudo-ending-pokemon/
>the Pokémon would stage a rebellion much like Spartacus in ancient Rome. Although at first glance Pokémon appear to be friends with humans, they would realize they’re actually being used like slaves, which would lead to an uprising. Pikachu would become the leader of the revolt and end up fighting with Ash. Team Rocket, who are in possession of lots of sinister Pokemon (including Meowth, who can translate the Pokémon language into human speech) would try to mediate the conflict, but they’d do a poor job of interpreting and only make things worse…
I AM PIKACHU
>Mewtwo Strikes Back ended up exceeding all our expectations and became a huge hit. This led the film’s main producer to say, “I have some concerns about certain aspects of the first movie, but since it was such a huge success, I won’t interfere with the second one. I just want you to put ‘Explosive Birth’ in the title.”
What a strange request
It probably sounds cooler in Japanese.
Friendly competition =/= Fighting for survival.
It's the difference between a boxing match and an actual war.
this movie kicks so much ass when you're 8, i even enjoyed the little short in the beginning with all the Pokemon at the park
Only because Mewtwo is an edgy character when the audience is young enough to be impressed by that sort of thing.
I cried during this scene and my parents laughed at me for it. Even years later they still brought it up and laughed. I was like 6
Your parents are dicks.
Stop seething and learn to laugh at yourself. I get it though, when I was that age I would get extremely butthurt when people made fun of me, and my dad did it all the time. It's a pretty fucked up thing for a parent to do. But now as an adult I can look back and laugh. Will never do it to my own kids though, it's pretty much bullying your own offspring.
>Will never do it to my own kid
You will never reproduce you pussy homosexual lmao
My wife's pregnant at this very moment, so lmaoing @ ur life seething bitch boi NEET.
Yeah they were wrong to do that, but you should also toughen up and not let it affect you.
>He thinks it's his
lmao
>indulge my disgusting cuckold fantasies, please, I watch tons of porn!
Nah. *pushes you away with a long stick*
>Being this in denial
lmao
You're gay cuck daydreams are a mental illness
Way to ruin the gene pool even more
>buttblasted NEETs literally assraging and projecting their retarded porn fantasies onto functional people
Really sad to see. I can't even wish harm on you because your lives are already miserable enough for me to feel superior and satisfied.
Cucky is mad lol
You will be miserable your entire life, because you are a huge homosexual who projects your retarded disgusting fantasies onto other people. Sorry anon but these disgusting fantasies exist only your own mind.
That's it, let it out cucky!
I'm not seething, I just think it's weird that someone would bully some 6 year old for crying. Nowadays I have reduced affect display and I wonder if it's related.
>I'm not mad, I'm just, uh, confused why my AWFUL parents would DARE tease me!
lmao
>I no longer act like a bitch
Your parents did you a favour
>>I'm not mad, I'm just, uh, confused why my AWFUL parents would DARE tease me!
Who are you quoting?
>>I no longer act like a bitch
Yeah, I just act like an autistic sociopath instead.
gay
>reduced affect display
Wtf why do you zoomers talk like doctors just say you don't get riled up so easy.
nagger behavior
>don't speak that way, dumb your language down on purpose!
So, it's bad but don't worry about it, that's your solution? Are you a stoic or just a pussy? That mentality will guarantee you end up being no more of a man than your father is.
>So, it's bad but don't worry about it, that's your solution?
Yes, what good is constantly seething about something that happened 20 years ago and you can't change? You're only harming yourself.
>Are you a stoic
I do generally subscribe to this philosophy.
>or just a pussy?
Being a pussy is ineffectually crying about things you can't change, this is the opposite.
>That mentality will guarantee you end up being no more of a man than your father is.
It's the opposite, and you are utterly retarded. Keep seething about stupid shit from ages ago, you fucking dumbass.
I remember my mom said that she was embarrassed when she took me to see this during Pikachu’s Vacation lol
My dad used to bully the shit out of me too. It’s kind of hard to look back and laugh but I can see now he was an unbelievably stressed person. Even though I think it fucked me up for a while, in a weird way dealing with that made me a better person I think.
I had pretty much the exact same experience. All we can do to fix it is not repeat our parents' mistakes. My dad used to make the excuse that he was "toughening me up for the real world," but as an adult I can see that for the nonsense it is; you only do harm to your child by bullying him. I don't know if he genuinely believe that or not, but either way it's clearly the wrong approach. You prepare kids for the real world by building them up with a strong, unshakable emotional foundation so that they're confident and nothing affects them, not emotionally crippling them from birth by having the people they trust the most belittle and insult them.
When I talked to my dad about it he said “You probably deserved it”. Which in a why is kind of funny but really fucked.
I agree completely that it really sets your kid back to do something like that. Every successful person I personally know said they never had their parents bully them and even though I’m not doing bad myself I try not to think about how I would have been if my dad wasn’t an asshole. I don’t hate the guy because he still did a lot for me, but just have to move forward and learn from the experience.
>When I talked to my dad about it he said “You probably deserved it”
You should say the same when you drop him off at the nursing home and then never go back to visit him.
Lmao that’s a good one
Great read.
Id punch your homosexual dad in the face if i were you.
that's rough, anons. my parents split up when I was 9 and I grew up with a lot of yelling and fighting but at least I can look back on old pictures of me and pops sitting on the beach or going camping or riding my first dirt bike etc.
It’s all good, friend. Like I said I’m doing pretty well now, and even though it sucked living with a dad who had an insane temper, and still had to deal with his shit after a really messed up divorce I really don’t think I would be the person I am now that I eventually learned to be happy with. Divorces suck, but I’m glad you got some good memories with your pops.
>NOOOOOO MY DAD TEASED ME WHEN I WAS 6, THIS IS WHY IM A COMPLETE LOSER!!!!!
Pussies
Keep going little guy, you'll get a (You) by acting like a fag someday.
>learn to laugh about your parents bullying you which even I can admit is fucked up
what?
My mom wouldn't let me watch Pokemon because it had fighting in it, but she let me watch Sailor Moon for some reason. I got my revenge because a few years later she had to chaperone me and a friend to Pokemon: The Musical, and it must have been the worst night of her life watching Ash Ketchum rapping in his underpants.
Your mother was a BPD slut that married a psychopath. A common tale far too old
That isn't what pikas sound like though.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8duTn7uAX3g
imagine leaving your single mom in pallet town to go be a pokemon slaver
Was... Was I supposed to fuck my own mother instead... Anon?
If she's Delilah Ketchum, yeah.
That's why I caught a Mr. Mime, Ditto and a Lickitung for her though.
>Brought her a Mr.Mime
>Didn't bring her a Machamp
You must hate your mother, anon
Yes. Where do you think you are?
Yeah, you're a cuck if you let your own mother be stolen from you like that
Prof Oak seems like a nice guy, I'm sure they'll be happy.
>not wantintg oak to be your new dad
weak
PLOUGHING YOUR MOTHER
>Professor Oak arms young children with weapons of mass destruction so they can go off on jihads against all the gym trainers of the world, just so he can bang their mothers while they're gone
Dangerously based
This movie is so dumb.
its a sensible plot for a childrens movie
Why is it impossible to watch this movie anywhere? Netflix has tons of Pokemon stuff but not the first movie. Even Tubi doesn't have it
Doesn't Pokemon tv have it?
I meant like Roku apps. I'm sure it's available on official pokemon stuff but it's weird the original isn't on any main platforms currently there's this weird CGI film
The first four movies were on Netflix for awhile but naturally Nintendo decided to lock down anything Pokemon into it's own services.
My mom was visibly annoyed watching this with me, called the whole franchise stupid.
Earlier I was thinking of an effortpost from 2-3 years ago about some anon whose mom genuinely hated it and hated having to sit through it, couldn't even contain herself for her son's sake, it was just that damn stupid. Was that you? What are your thoughts on the Chinpokomon South Park episode?
I should clarify that as an older millennial I'm just a little bit too old to have cared about Pokemon (I gave the original Game Boy game an honest try for a day or two but it did nothing for me, and I had played other game boy RPGs), but obviously it was/is a big thing in youth culture. I also haven't seen the movie but I gather that it's a big sad for little kids, which has a little artistic merit (it makes children feel something). But such movies have to throw in a chuckle or two for the adults. I'm guessing that it was just too foreign and unrelatable for any adults who may have been watching, like your mom.
The only Pokemon movies I saw in theaters was this one and Pokemon 2000. In the latter there's this scene where pokemon all over the world are migrating and converging on the location where Lugia and the three legendary birds are duking it out and it was hype as hell. The flute music was dope too
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This reminds me that the chick who voices Pikachu now also voices an evil sassy little girl in the newest Pokemon.
imagine the smell
i was scared at scenes like this. this is a kids movie but being permanently turned to stone is the same thing as dying and kids movies that had shit like this got us onto the existential train early. like wondering what life was like being stuck in pegasus's card in yu gi oh like kaiba's brother and yu gi's grandpa
My mom still has PTSD from Pikachu’s Island Vacation
Kek, for my parents it's that N64 game Hey You Pikachu. My sister and I loved it.
That game was kind of comfy (same with Pokemon Channel on Gamecube), I used to think it was so state of the art as a kid.
Does Hey You Pikachu work with modern microphones on emulators at all?
>Does Hey You Pikachu work with modern microphones on emulators at all?
i dont know let me google that for you
*smashes keyboard with both hands*
sorry cant find anything
I appreciate your sacrifice anon
Don’t waste your time even trying. It’s such a stupid game.
>Does Hey You Pikachu work with modern microphones on emulators at all?
It didn't even work on the original hardware...
why did boomers love pokemon so much
Because the protagonist started as a annoying kid who had everything handled and became a hard worker trainer that despite all his efforts still couldn't achieve his goal, Gen x related feels
;_;
ASH WAKE UP
TT_TT
WAKE THE FUCK UP
I couldn't figure it out then but I have now. This movie SUCKED because every bit of soul from the TV show didn't make it into the movie. It has none of the humor or charm from the show. Everything was just suddenly so serious and grim for no reason other than *Japanese OVA needs drama*
Well I loved it. So fuck you.
pika in brazilian means cock, so no one here watched pokemon.
yes pika loves pika
>gets cumped
I knew a hot Brazilian girl who was obsessed with Pokémon.
Oh so you can eat a macaque monkey but pokemon is beneath you, is that it Afonso?
Every word in that howling lemur pidgin is a profanity
What do you guys prefer between American Mew who is kind of a Jesus figure or Japanese Mew who is just as much of an asshole as Mewtwo?
The JP version of this movie is a totally different movie.
Both mewtwo and mew have different personalities and motivations.
pure kinography
this tops it
not even close
>all the losers ITT that got made fun for bursting into to tears at a yellow rat
You should've been bullied harder, honestly.
I just wanted to let you know that you are a fucking badass, anon.
Detective Pikachu would have been a better movie if Kathryn Newton was Pikachu. But she just wears the ears and is completely naked except for shoes and anklet Pikachu socks
Does anyone genuinely like Ash?
My older brother and father walked out of the theater when this happened they thought it was so fake and gay. I still thought it to be an emotionally poignant moment that still hits hard today.
>walked out because the kids movie was kind of lame and simplistic
why were these tough guys there in the first place
2000 > Mewtwo strikes back
simple as
I really liked the higher end of the world stakes. Lugia was a complete jobber though
>jobber
he had 3 birds attacking him, one he's 2x weak to, and whatshisface shooting a fucking laser at him and trying to capture him in an electric cage
they hyped him up so much I expected him to just oneshot everyone else
I thought this was so fucking stupid watching it in theaters. Running between two hyperbeams should have atomized Ash not turned him to stone.
I remember thinking this was embarrassing even back in the day