Pick a film you actually want to see remade and why.
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Pick a film you actually want to see remade and why.
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Judge Dread played by Eddie Murphy in Drag. No reason
passion of the christ with netflix casting lel
Let me guess Jesus will be brown and the romans will be white
Other way around.
Mayli's FA scene starring Moner and myself.
I wan to savagely facefrick Moner with my Boner.
Today I will remind her
none
stop watching remakes
god what a hot little piece of cooze, i really want to stick my dick in her
That's ok, there isn't a straight man alive who doesn't
entrapment with spanish maise
eh?
I'll do both Maises.
The Littlest Rebel
The hundred year anniversary of it is coming up and a remake could bring new interest to this classic film. It would be hard finding a e-girl triple threat but I'm sure they're out there
A 1:1 remake of Dora the Explorer, but Dora is nude the entire him, with no changes otherwise.
And you get to see the abbo girl take a shit
has she done nudity?
Not yet, but she will. Soon.
That bawd is totally naked under her clothes.
I await
Yes.
Who's this pls
Penny nichols
Only with me
yes on game of thrones season 8
Max payne with gerard butler. Why? Kino simple as.
What an amazing girl
Every classic Hollywood movie should be remade with obscure faces, FRICK CELEBRITIES.
Who's the babe?
America Chavez
No it is not
Isabela Merced
Formerly Moner
That time Anthony Hopkins fricked her then realized he was autistic
>tfw you cum inside moner
Maisie Williams
I wish she was in the adult film industry
If her career keeps going the way it's going right now, then she probably will be soon.
We can only hope, anyway.
Her career would have to get Lindsey Lohan bad before that would ever happen so it's unlikely
Cute.
wow she really gives me a big old veiny hard on
Mexican Maisie Williams
Not one bit, moron
Frick whoever cropped this video. I want to see her cute pits
I'm sorry to inform you anon but I fricked your wife
Dune directed by Taika Waititi in his style of MCU just to torture myself. With quips dialed up to 150%.
She's disgusting. Look at these hairy armpits
Does she have any upcoming roles?
She's in some most likely terrible Marvel D-tier movie called Madame Web. Beyond that, not much of note.
when did she changed her name? i prefer moner
It rhymes with boner, and sounds like moaner
she gives me a boner and i'd make her moaner
A couple years ago. Ostensibly she did it to "honor her grandmother" or some stupid shit like that, but really it was because people kept making crass jokes about how they wanted to make Moner moan and that she gave them Moner boners.
Which was idiotic because she was just starting to make a name for herself and people were starting to pay attention, largely because of her sex appeal. Now nobody knows or cares who Isabela Merced is. Had she doubled down on her sex appeal and marketed herself that way, she would very likely be one of the most marketable young actresses right now.
Basically, she blew it.
It's only a stage name, her legal name is still Moner
Don't discount the importance of a good stage name in Hollywood. A good part of of the reason Millie Bobby Brown is so popular for example is because it's just a catchy name, fun to say, it rolls off the tongue really well. But do you think that's actually her real name? Of course not.
Isabela Moner was a fun name largely because of the innuendo behind it. Moner is incredibly sexy, and she had a name that playfully highlighted that. People saw a hot girl, saw that her name was Moner, and immediately started making sexualized puns about it. Yeah she can cry about MUH OBJECTIFICATION, but it got people talking about her, it created buzz. 'Isabela Merced' doesn't.
Moner didn't either. Get your shit together, nobody even knows who this bawd is. Name or not, she is trash slowly riding down the gutter while some rats look surprised why a turd slides down their road.
Trying too hard
reducing your poster count, one day at a time
Why are you so salty?
I seriously hate this talentless c**t. She should be serving tacos instead of polluting my eye vision
A few weeks ago she announced a new name. As soon as she muttered it in an interview the crowd Oooh'd and afterwards said, well that's reasonable. The ne she mentioned was Mexican Maisie Williams
Frick off moron
*new name she mentioned
Maisie wishes she looked like Moner
Britbong troll
Never going to catch on
Is this true?
It's a shit meme pretending Moner is anything like that troll Maisie
Sex
I don't get it
The Golden Child as it was intended to be, an action/dark-fantasy movie, not the Beverly Hills Cop in Nepal the production wanted because of Eddie Murphy. I mean, the Murphy movie is fun, but it could have been on par with Big Trouble in Little China (Carpenter was even asked to direct it before BTiLC), that is both a good action comedy and a great fantasy wuxia.
Didn't she change her name back?
to Williams, yeah
in current year? absolute none. it will be ruined whatever it is, knowing that why put myself through it
such a fricking little bawd
What was her name again?
Must bone Mone
Is there a hotter minx out there?
In Hollywood? Probably not. She's an old school kind of actress in that she's not actually very talented, but by god is she fricking hot, and if this was 1999 she'd be the biggest actress in the world based solely on her raw sex appeal.
She just had the misfortune of coming to prominence in probably the gayest time in the history of the film industry.
>Nickelodeon prostitute
>talented
Go and get yourself a cheap brown prostitute already
learn to read you ESL homosexual
whatever
she is neither talented nor gorgeous
That's not her
That's Mexican Maisie
We've seen you try this "post Maisie and pretend it's Moner" routine a hundred times, it doesn't work
4-5
What?
no such thing
RARE MONER
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>using filters and a truckload of makeup at the same time
yeah that's mexi maisie for you
Stop calling her that already
Yuck. The second she stops being ugly, I quit calling her Mexican Maisie
Gay, she looks nothing like Maisie and is hot
>hot
come again?
Yeah moron. We're not talking about Maisie Williams.
Maisie WISHES she looked like Moner
Maisie looks actually better than her and has the superiour personality
Maisie is a troll
Just no, Moner is ugly
Maisie*
obviously
kek
Oops!
not sure if typo or freudian slip
There you have it!
Impressive samegayging. Such dedication.
Just own up to it
So does she look like a Mexican Maisie or not? You're giving mixed signals
She can't look like Maisie Williams, because Maisie Williams is a hideous troglodyte and Moner is a prime latina fricktoy
Yes she does on all accounts. Yet maisie has become the better looking deformation girl over time. Merced is now closer to early maisie.
they have completely different faces
>this guy is pretending to find THIS hot
>*wiener twitches violently*
10/10 vs 1/10
must've mixed it up, it's the other way around
imagine calling Maisie Williams a "ten" with a straight face
they're both firm 4s
>different eyes
>different nose
>different mouth
The only thing vaguely similar is the shape of their chins. Hell of a self own, anon.
You know what movie she should do? Instead of that Disney John Carter movie from a few years ago, Moner should do a 100% book accurate Barsoom film, where she stars as Dejah Thoris and spends the entire movie completely naked. It would be some real artistic shit, it'd really push the envelope.
Instead she will do Dora 2 as a rundown prostitute covered in mexiaids blisters
desperate
why is it a problem? answer THAT
id put my sour cream all up in her taco
kikigay raging as usual
M______ M_____ W_______
Mating Moner Wonderfully
I want to watch new and interesting movies, I'm sick of fricking remakes
Definitely need Moner to star in a remake of something, preferably hot
THIGHS
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