Pick one of the Simpsons main characters to permanently kill off

Pick one of the Simpsons main characters to permanently kill off

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maggie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lisa

      As much as I like classic Marge, modern Marge is painful to listen to, Julie Kavner can't do the voice anymore. So I pick Marge.

      >picking the 3 females
      incel board

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bart is too cute to kill.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm more surprised Maggie got off'd first

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maggie doesn't really DO anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Homer and Bart have always had the most prominence of the show. This is only a hypothetical "which character would you kill if you had to".
        Lisa's never been that popular to begin with and most people agree Julie Kavner needs to retire. Maggie could be replaced by a rock.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If Marge were to die, they'd make it an arc that lasts an entire season
          Judging by Julie's voice, the most likely route they'd take would be lung cancer despite Marge not being a smoker

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If Marge died they'd be fools to not give us an emotional scene where Flanders gives Homer a heartfelt 1-to-1 talking to. Ned's been in that position himself he'd be the perfect guy to give Homer a talk he needed to hear.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >*shaking, quivering in rage* H-H-H-H-HOW DARE YOU THINK OF HARMING A W-WOMAN!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT MEN ARE THE EXPENDABLE GENDER!?!?!?!?!?!?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lisa

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I like classic Marge, modern Marge is painful to listen to, Julie Kavner can't do the voice anymore. So I pick Marge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Marge's latin american voice actress died today
      anon what the frick?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homer is the least funny of the 5 and I stand by my statement.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John. You know, John? Beloved background character John? He was in that one episode??

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homer and Bart die in a car crash completing the loop and ending the cycle

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Springfield itself count as a main character?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guy Incognito

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Graggle. Did anyone even like that guy? Even as a young boy I could tell he was a forced inclusion. He was the pip of the simpsons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna correct you on the name but then I remember that Gumby is actually his nickname. He's so forgettable that I forgot his actual canon birthname. omegalul.
      No, we're not using weird matt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You said that like we're not talking about Judy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want Marge to die via potatoes falling from a potato truck

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t mind Marge getting killed off

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bart
    >I guess they were the lucky ones

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homer

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the toddler even do anything?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finally kill off Lenny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOT LENNY

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