Pinocchio Teaser Trailer

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    black chud god mother ruins it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fucking shit. I thought you were just being a smart ass.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any moron in a Disney movie ruins it.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
    >AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
    >AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
    >AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
    >AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Subversive AND soulless. Whoa, bravo Disney.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Subversive
        Why are incels so obsessed with this word??

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the fuck up chud

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH LAWD I KNEW I SMELLED SOME BUSSY
      DEY BE BREAKIN DEM BUCKS

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is everything. It's so nice to see king moron make the jump to film.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol for a moment I thought he had a cigarette in his left hand

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ay wanna play mofucka?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looool

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      somehow the real human is more uncanny valley than the cgi

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yo wish be granted n sheei

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't take clown world anymore

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks a little like george floyd. also cant tell if its a man or woman?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read some post saying there was some raceswap but I wasn't ready for this. Look at how broad her shoulders are. And why is she bald?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already did this with Cinderella 2021. Why are they doing it again?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAAAAAAAS RITE WHITE BOY, WE WUZ BLUE FAIRYS N SHEEEEEIT

      YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEN SLAY

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking hate this bitch.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pinocchio: I want to be a real boy.
      >Fairy: What do you mean "REAL boy?"
      >Pinocchio: Uh....
      >Fairy: You're already a real boy just like I'm a REAL woman.
      [Fairy's cock "grows"]

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has meme potential.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Fairy God Groomer
            I think this one is better. Emphasizes groomer aspect.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Fairy God Groomer
            I think this one is better. Emphasizes groomer aspect.

            >curated memes
            Soulless

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Post OC chud.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seethe.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        KEK

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the twist that she supposed to be a demon from hell or something?
      She's ugly as fuck!!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fairy appears in the house after breaking in several hours late
      >Looks at the puppet
      >"MmmHMMMM that is NOT my job"
      >movie ends

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgetting race and bullshit, this is clearly such a shitty fucking casting choice. the blue fairy is supposed to be beautiful and have an otherwordly look to her. a bald, masculine looking woman is literally the furthest thing you can get from that aside from it straight-up being a man. these disney remakes are so trash, remembering the beauty and the beast one sends me absolutely frothing over how it destroyed one of the best animated films ever made.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, the fairies in Zelda were always horrible looking. They were either fat or caked in make-up. But I get how this shits all over the original Pinocchio

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thank you for the list of fairies in entertainment

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I like that whale!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Zelda

          there were fairy's in zelda?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, since the first game

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aside from it straight-up being a man
        Anon, I...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        it doesn't destroy the previous work at all. If anything, it keeps it alive because people like yourself want to remember how things used to be. It would destroy it if it totally surpassed it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Dr. Manhattan!!?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like Dr Detroit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      blue gum fairy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is why morons and trannies are seething more than usual today

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure this has to be a joke at this point

      Just stuff the ugliest, moronest morons in your face and enjoy seeing the calcified goyim take it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would not be surprised if some of the casting people at these companies are just over this bullshit and are actively sabotagir082jng Disney and other companies on purpose.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake outrage
      >A BLACK WOMAN IS DA FAIRY GODMOTHER OMG HOW COULD DEYYY
      YOU ARE TRANSPARENT, WE SEE THROUGH YOU. WE SEE PLANS WITHIN PLANS

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly my problem isn't that she's black, I'm fucking lib and LGBTQ as it gets, it's just that she's UGLY AS FUCK

      They could've cast an average black woman with hair and she would've looked prettier

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even a black woman, it's a black bald man.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ayo dis white toy be lying n shieet

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DEY HEA

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Today I will remind them

      >Like the worst modernizations, Cinderella feels like the result of out-of-touch executives trying to identify the hip new thing. A town crier raps the news with all the bravado but none of the skill of a Hamilton song. The Emmy and Tony winner Billy Porter zaps into frame as Cinderella’s fairy godparent, dubbed Fab G, giving Cinderella a fancy dress to wear and yelling “Yassss, future queen, yassss!”

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not the Disney film

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      do black people not feel offended by this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WANNA BE A WYTE BOI? WHY NOT A BLACK BOI? DATS RACIST

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      la creatura

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nightmare fuel for the kids.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a pirate has been one of the best choices of my life.Let it all crumble down,I don't give a shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what would he think about this?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he would be much more disappointed in how utterly safe and uncreative these films are
        He spent decades trying to push creative and technical boundaries in cinema even through financial ups and downs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair we don't know if she is the fairy. Maybe she just came through the open window to steal the TV?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robert Zemekis must have done this on purpose.
      >Casts ugly bald black woman
      >Film sucks
      >No you can’t say it sucks, otherwise you’re a racist!
      >Makes a billion dollars
      Fuck Disney.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying the director has any power or influence anymore

        not implying he's a good director otherwise, but josh trank is proof only executives have any power in hollywood.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just like in mulholland drive.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no not the fairy! a character i havent thought of or cared about ever.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am not even American or drop N bombs but fuck anon, the black fairy is hideous. Even an average asian woukd be better cast or the fat one from star wars. Just not an ugly black woman.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOO! STOP NOTICING THINGS! STAY SILENT AND JUST GO ALONG!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes complaining about a shitty disney+ movie is truly fighting a worthy cause. what a warrior.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy NPC. You know that they have been doing this to everything? why wouldnt you complain?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You take yourself hilariously seriously

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Noooo! This children's fantasy movie isn't realistic enough for meee! L-LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAH THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF THE WEST, IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT PUTIN YOU'RE ONE OF THEM

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        putin supports blm and wants to purge ukraine of far right people. he is a stooge for garden gnomes and a dumb one at that

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this will sell Disney+ surely!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what a typical person will look like in the next 25 years.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how lefties think we are mad at this when we just find it funny for how god awful this thing looks.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brings up "lefties" unprompted to say "we're not mad, we're actually laughing!"

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at the replies people are lefties are using wojack rhetoric about white genocide. Fucking rent and womb free.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uh huh.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              t. womb less

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even ~~*diversity*~~ at this point, they're blatantly just going to roll off of the outrage this will cause.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Robert Zemeckis
      >Tom Hanks
      oh I get it now, the fairy is Bubba from Forrest Gump

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Hollywood wanted to abolish the Magical Black stereotype?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fairy god babymama oh lawdy dis lil cracker ass puppet wanna be a real bro

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has any of these soulless remakes lost money? Mulan? Seems like they can't lose no matter how shitty it is. With Tom Hanks it has to be a guaranteed success.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mulan was a financial disaster

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mulan was a double whammy because they took such a PR hit cozying up to the CCP for that movie, only for it to bomb in China and somewhat be the catalyst for the end of Hollywood tentpole feature releases in China as a whole.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd think they'd have learned from Star Wars bombing in China. They just don't give a fuck about western properties.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn this looks beyond bad. Either overtly dark as usual, or the cgi looks like ass in sunlight. And frankly the fairy looks atrocious, even ignoring that it's black. Why the fuck did they make her bald? Is that motherfucking Rupaul?

      Pretty sure Beauty and the Beast and Lion king broke one billion or somewhere there. That said they came from two of their most popular movies ever. The og Pinocchio is kino but I doubt modern audiences give a fuck about it, and frankly I don't see hanks being that much of a magnet either, this isn't 1998 anymore.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that lion king numbers are definitely not real i didnt even know it exists and i dont know anyone that knows it exists

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >definitely not real i didnt even know it exists
          What kind of braindead logic is this? The world doesn't revolve around you

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why the fuck did they make her bald? Is that motherfucking Rupaul?
        Unironically racism.
        They can't cast an attractive black woman for the same reason they don't cast attractive busty white women anymore; it will make the middle-aged frumpy mothers feel insecure and irate

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro,I don't think this has anything to do about making money at this point when they can just print as much as they like.It stopped being about money long ago

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure Dumbo tanked heavily.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seemed like Aladdin was the only one that anyone really saw, talked about, or enjoyed to a significant degree.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The agenda was always ot be able to push out this shit and not lose money doing so.

      The garden gnomes have achieved financially profitable propaganda which is harmful to the very consumers that make the propaganda profitable in the first place. They are very, very close to complete and total victory over humanity.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt this stepping on the toes of the one guillermo del toro is making?

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that dislike ratio
    oof

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gall

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    N-

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Hanks
    Fakest man alive. Maybe I’m the schizo, but every irl interaction I’ve ever seen with him makes him seem like a massive douche. I can’t stand him.
    >random race-swaps
    More pandering. Wowee.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all positive comments

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats your goal here

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean my goal? Just pointing out what I saw. You can check the comments on the video yourself.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah avoid the question you shill gay. shill in another thread, you're done here.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            take your meds

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              thats really all you've got? come on. get real you disengenuous rat fuck. reply again. you cant help it. im the one putting nickles in your pocket for all this engagement you're doing on behalf of your fag bosses. you cant help it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's right. You're a mentally ill retard.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the dislike ratio? I'm on my work pc I don't have the add-on here

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        3k likes to 5k dislikes

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks
          well at least something. comments are probably heavily monitored right now

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          YT will fix all the comments and dislikes, as usual.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow its taking off

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Funny how all comments are polite and positive about the movie. I bet the russians chills are too occupied with the war to comment, they only leave a dislike before going into the rape room.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >le russian shills!
              take your meds

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >these shills are fake but the shills for things I don't like are real!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          15k to 30k right now LMAO

          You are fucking stupid. The dislike amount was removed from the API long ago. The addon literally makes up the dislike amount nowadays, they literally admit it on the readme.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        15k to 30k right now LMAO

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you seriously spending your afternoon tracking a youtube likes bar?

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    saw an advanced screening of this and thought it was a little on the nose at the end when a little trans girl asks Pinocchio if he believes she is a woman, and he says "Yes" but they immediately cut to credits before revealing whether or not he was telling the truth?

    I'm not sure what kind of message that is sending.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont worry, the post credit sequence shows him cut his nose off

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did...not...laugh, at this p-post...

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this board so unusable right now? is 4chan raiding with their cringe racism?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe go back to r e d d i t if you don't want to deal with racism

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        the large majority of /misc/ isn't racist. unfortunately it just seems like 4chan is taking its toll today. go back

        [...]

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the large majority of /misc/ isn't racist
          heh

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            thousands of people use this board. but i've only counted about a dozen or so people shitposting about this right now. the point stands, go back

            [...]

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              the majority of the world is racist, go back to your hugbox

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              heh

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              morons tongue my anus

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the large majority of /misc/ isn't racist
              look again

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                At one point you need to recognize newfag bait

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the large majority of /misc/ isn't racist
          lol

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            75% of racism bait is bots and the other 25% is children farming (You)s. /misc/ is not racist

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, the normals of society just ignore movies like this, they flop, and then we ignore the next one like it. 4chan has to shit everywhere and throw a fit about it. It must be exhausting for chudheads.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        it’s hilarious it has nothing to do with pol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not 4chan its just people poking fun of the absurdity of the situation. because if we say the things that we say here out there. We lose our jobs , social circles etc. Are the majority of us going to see it? probably not. But its fun just to let off steam

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be able to just sift through it but its getting so tiresome.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        it gets worse every day
        its still better than the rest of the internet

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree, pretty sad

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Problem child 2 is unironically great

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol never seen it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So I have to go to reddit if i'm not a pedophile or a manchild that gets triggered more a university leftist. Got it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >manchild that gets triggered more a university leftist
          What does this even mean? Why are redditors so bad with english?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very stunning and brave to cast Melissa McCarthy as the Whale

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we stop putting black people in fantasy and fairy tale settings?
    It ruins the immersion completely.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post gore to get these fucking shills and gay tourists out of here please.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >brainwashing doesn't work on people who at the very least graduated high school.
    That explains why it works wonders on morons lmao

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >waaahhh racism is brainwashing waaah
    fuck off

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      your brain is inferior so you resort to coping tactics like believing others are inferior for retarded reasons like skin color. maybe try making your brain better rather than this childish shit?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your brain is inferior
        wait a minute, that's impossible
        right?
        it's all socioeconomic

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your brain is inferior so you resort to coping tactics like believing others are inferior for retarded reasons like skin color. maybe try making your brain better rather than this childish shit?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          wojak posting is a quick way to prove my point about how none of you 4chantards made it past high school

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your brain is inferior
        Fascist scum have a nice day

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    see? now reply again. you can't help it.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remake Pinocchio by Disney
    >Exact same Pinocchio as 1940s Disney
    bankrupt creativity, at least he's not black wood as the Black winged fairy

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Kek. I could not agree more.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You should try visiting another country

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's fine, i don't consider you southern fucks my brethren anyways. you're like a tumor on our country.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh what’s the matter suddenly it’s not a photorealistic cricket?

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >make people hate these people even more
    And that's a good thing

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, its a wonderful thing

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    /pol/tard is such a snowflake they resort to pathetic cope posts like this.

    [...]

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >being this obsessed with 4chan

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one enjoys having their board made unusable by intolerable manchildren whenever a black person is featured in a show or movie.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >having their board made unusable
        >their board
        >their
        it has been like this forever, why didn't you just leave? make your own board?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one complains about a movie if a black person is in there, it's when characters are BLACKWASHED. Guess what, for a board about tv and movies, we can talk about casting choices.
        And if you don't like it, then go back to a safe space like reddit or the metal archives, or twitter or resetera. There are lots of havens for people like you.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'd hardly call spamming the n word "talking about it", it's just unfunny racism

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's funny for some and you don't personally get to decide what or isn't humor any more than you get to decide your gender. Cope chud.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        do they really have to pick the ugliest gorilla looking bitch they can find every time though?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Picking one that looks human is next to impossible, and if they do that they'll be accused of racism.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Geez. Way to out yourself.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a black dude in a dress.
        this gets black people more upset than whites.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their board? THEIR board? Get real, you're from leftypol.org/leftypol/ and despite having your own website, you INSIST on coming here. Don't get upset when your website catches blowback because you keep posting dumb shit where it doesn't belong.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks pretty good

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't be good even with white female fairy. It looks like the most soulless shit ever. Sappy or 'epic' music, nothing original or interesting, shitty CGI everywhere, fucking Tom Hanks.
    It looks like a parody.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a flying fuck about the fairy, which seems to be all you lot are freaking out about. I do find this film to be a hideous irony, however, given the original Disney film was astonishingly ambitious and groundbreaking on release, and genuinely pushed the limits of what animation could do.

    Thus this completely empty and lazy cash-in just trading on soulless recreations of bits of the original, devoid of an ounce of ambition or creativity, feels like a double insult. It would be like seeing Fantasia come out as just a shitty greenscreened dance number with some CG squirrels and dinosaurs bopping about in the background.

    I don't know, it just feels different this time, worse than their other also crap live action remakes.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The water animation still blows me away

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's pretty obvious by now the majority of people on /misc/ don't want to actually talk about film and TV shows, just cry about muh culture war bullshit and low effort circlejerk memes

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blame the trannies.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm blaming you

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            chud crying because post is on topic and it can't report it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, the trannies are also victims. They were encouraged to mutilate themselves to consume 300k in surgeries and meds, selling them hopes and dreams only to become abominations that have a 52% of suicide/attempt down the line

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon, the trannies are also victims.
            So are zombies.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's pretty obvious you're just as yikes.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney was about (replaced by):
      -art (greenscreen)
      -family (where to begin)
      -tradition (again, where to begin)
      -Americana (we suck and are sorry for everything)
      -storytelling (still again, where to begin)
      -imagination (sequels and milking IP's)
      -hope (your ancestors were bad, and should feel bad, so fuck you)
      -friendship (accept homos/trans or you are bad)
      -soul (soulless)
      Now it stands for everything against it once stood for. America really is a sordid mess.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're going to fuck up our boy Monstro, aren't they? I'm going to get ready for webms.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He scared the shit out of little me

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Human teeth look terrifying in any animal's mouth

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm ready to settle down now

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >awww look he's smiling!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're gonna change him to a beluga for diversity points or something.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >call the original a timeless classic
      >remake it anyway
      I don't think Disney knows the definition of "timeless."

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Tom Hanks wish his doll becomes a real little boy ?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a pederast

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        samefag

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          that too

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kys. He was in Epstein island. And then he magically moved to Greece while this whole thing blew over

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            still samefag

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            still samefag

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Take your meds mentally ill retard

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                no u

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know, I was never really a believer of all those conspiracies, besides the stuff about him being very strange, but despite not accepting it all as fact, they pretty much ruined him as an actor for me. It's like some kind of spell was broken. His roles/acting all look ridiculous to me now.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Hanks
    Sorry, I don't watch movies starring boy-hungry pedophiles.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    do yourself a favor and get a 4k rip of the original, it's still one of the most lavishly animated films in history

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was an airbrush painting technique used in this that was so expensive they never did it again. A true masterpiece in every sense of the word.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it bombs. Fuck Disney.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make live action version of cartoon
    >don't make the cricket look like an actual cricket
    Why bother doing it?

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ooga booga
    What a masculine arm

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
      >AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
      >AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
      >AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
      >AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

      Ay wanna play mofucka?

      >Pinocchio: I want to be a real boy.
      >Fairy: What do you mean "REAL boy?"
      >Pinocchio: Uh....
      >Fairy: You're already a real boy just like I'm a REAL woman.
      [Fairy's cock "grows"]

      this satisfies blackrock and thats all that matters

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So? I vote with my wallet. I never watch filthy pedowood woke garbage filled with divershitty. That includes marvel garbage.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So?
          So, you don't matter. only blackrock matters.

          most people didn't like classical music when it was being made, but the king did, and that's all that mattered. blackrock is king now.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're rebooting farscape with a black?

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, quick consensus: Did anyone else audibly laugh out loud at the blue fairy reveal? Not internally, but actual laughter coming out of your mouth?

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apart from Forest Gump, which is based on a book, hes done jack shit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back to the Future Part 2 and 3

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      Back to the Future Part 2 and 3

      . I'd add Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Romancing the Stone, Flight, and Contact as all good films (maybe they're not the greatest things ever created but they're all at least above average and watchable). He was also involved with creating the Tales From the Crypt series (directing some episodes and writing one of the movies).

      Forrest Gump is the reason Charlie Kaufman lightly shit on him in I'm Thinking of Ending Things:

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Used Cars is fucking based

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BttF trilogy
      >Cast Away
      >Roger Rabbit
      >Contact
      >Flight
      >Death Becomes Her
      >Romancing the Stone
      hurr

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLD UP

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either youtube is censoring the comments or Disney is paying click farms to dictate which comments are the "top comments" that we default see first.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney is paying click farms
      are you only just now realizing this?

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They didn't even choose Italian actors.
    Where did the representation go, Disney?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Al Pacino as Geppetto
      KINO

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Al Pacino
        >Italian

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Society is collapsing

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dislike everything about Tom Hanks. Nothing about him seems real. He terrifies me.

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it especially sad to anyone else that a film of insane ambition like the 1942 Pinocchio is reduced to a remake with literally zero ambition or attempt to do anything but a bland rehash?

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I for one am looking forward to Del Torro's stop motion Pinocchio that was made with he Over the Garden Wall guy. That sounds kino

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Zemeckis wasting his time with this shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What else has he got going on? He's been washed up for like 20 years.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's fair.

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    TUCKER CARLSON IS A NAZI FOR TALKING ABOUT REPLACEMENT THEORY
    QUICK MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE FULL OF moronS

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember what they took from you...
    This:

    versus this:

    ?t=2084

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checked. Here's a different version with a link to the part of the "Hip Hopera" rendition of the song.

        vs.

        ?t=466

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          is this a parody?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're speaking in regard to what Western culture has become.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This one isn't as bad as the other comparison

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So Jay, what was your pick for best of the worst?
      >Well, I'm not racist, but...

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the cat is CGI
    film-making is fucking dead

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is every good fairy/magical creature gonna be black now?
    >Genie in aladdin
    >Fairy in cinderella
    >Fairy in pinocchio
    Who's next?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fairy in cinderella
      ?????????

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was talking about this one

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This isn't Disney.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never mentioned disney in my post.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        how this Disney remake managed to be the only one that wasn’t shit, I will never understand. Maybe they figured Cinderella wasn’t the biggest IP and just let Kenneth Branagh do whatever he wanted.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was early in their remake stage, they had Kenneth Branagh doing his period costume stuff, and generally its expansions actually helped improve on a few aspects lacking in the original film (like giving the Prince more character, he barely even has lines in the original). Production design and costume design was strong, and it avoided that god awful greenscreen look that other remakes like Dumbo and this crappy looking Pinocchio have. It's visibly done with real sets and location filming.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of calling something "A timeless classic" when you're advertising a remake? My lunch isn't suddenly a timeless classic just because I need to make room for dinner

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically it genuinely is a timeless classic, as in, it has aged flawlessly despite being 80 years old now. Unlike this shitty looking remake that will be dated on release.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would go to the cinema every week if they just rereleased all the great movies America used to make. for my money they never need to try and shoot another movie again.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it doesn't. Neither did Beauty and the Beast or Lion King, already great films. They know this already. It's just an easy cash-in.

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >original movie has some of the best animation of its era
    >remake will be the same soulless lazy CGI crap we've seen a million times
    I hate

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not "of its era", of all time. This and Fantasia basically created feature film animation. Snow White while obviously a great achievement is still quite rooted in the style of animated shorts, Pinocchio and Fantasia is where cinematic scale animation really began (and sadly nearly ended, financial realities meant cheaper films like Dumbo had to be made to fill coffers with that grand Disney ambition only occasionally getting indulged from then on in entries like Bambi and Sleeping Beauty).

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you imagine that level of risk and ambition happening in a studio film today?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disney would never do something as cool as Fantasia today.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So he joined the 41% when he figured out he wasn't a real boy?

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a German I always looked up to America, nice to see that in 2022 you are finally as pathetic and cucked as we are

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Disney+ is half the price of Netflix. No wonder N is dying.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when disney+ required a d+ subscription if you wanted to rent Mulan, which would then cost you an additional $20?
      Let's not pretend like d+ is anything other than complete dogshit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, which they don't do any more.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tried thing once
        >didn't work out
        >didn't try it again
        What's the problem?

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am so glad we stopped this pesky individualism and national pride and got diversity and globalism instead!

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Cynthia Ervio really a transwoman? I hadn't heard of her, but it turns out she was nominated for Best Actress for playing Harriett Tubman a couple of years ago. I'd figure that even if you don't care about the Oscars at all, the news that they had nominated a trans for that category would have been more in the news.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No she is not

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Best Actress for playing Harriett Tubman
      i watched that movie. they gave harriett tubman superpowers.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember that? Unless they made another Harriet Tubman film, it was just a really low budget Birth of a Nation. Had its moments but could've/should've been better

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          you forgot how she had precognitive powers?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit I just remembered the river scene where she's in the jungle and prays for an answer on where to go.
            I wouldn't call that superpowers so much as just stupid writing but fair enough.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              every major scene was preceded by her having a "vision" on what to do next

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh?

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Didn't I specifically warn you about trannies and Pinnochio?

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sad thing is that people would actually like this shit if not for black fairy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only "people" who need to like anything anymore is blackrock.

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt know they were making this

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >timeless rumours about Hanks being a satanic pedo
    >stars a movie about a pedo that wishes satan makes his fuck doll a real boy
    It's pottery.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am pretty sure that's not the point of the story.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The moral is something about how everyone in real world is a groomer and boy should be happy with his father or something. You can say Nochio is full of shit and lies but hey, how can you be normal when you are made of wood to pleasure the old weirdo.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's more about people bringing you on a dark path, responsability and work ethic, but ok.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, those pictures of gloves and shoes he posted on his social media were creepy af

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How are they going to handle Pedophile Island where they all turn into jackasses?

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, would the dislike bar be as large if it was a cute asian?

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait, is the fucking cat CGI?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing that's not CGI or makeup in the trailer is the Blue Fairy's penis.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah everyone noticed it

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Youtube comments disabled
    My. Fucking. Sides.

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to think Zemeckis would carry this but I'm beginning to doubt it

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jiminy Grasshopper

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are actually going to far too fast. who could have thought these people would be too greedy for their own good, they do it every single time.

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zemeckis

    Someone should take the mocap away and make him direct a good movie again.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's sad seeing him trying to recapture the magic he had with Forrest Gump and fail every time

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, what him and Lucas did by pushing digital technology is now industry practice. I dont think thats a good thing and the movies made arent particularly good. He was about to make a mocap Yellow Submarine which was thankfully aborted. The sad thing is that his films used to be known for their genre mixing and smart scripts.

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO jesus fucking christ...they know exactly what they're doing. Why is it NEVER an attractive black person?? They deliberately cast the ugliest ones possible. Not to mention EVERY trailer for EVERYTHING that EVER comes out these days REVEALS the Token Ugliest Black Person We Could Find as some sort of STINGER. I wouldn't even mind if it was fucking Doja Cat or something but jesus christ.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I mean morons are ugly so it's nearly impossible to find a good looking one, but you are right that they love to put in morons for no reason into films nowadays.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the thing though, I'm white and I have a major thing for black women but they absolutely never cast attractive ones. It's either the most backhandedly racist shit ever or it's deliberate. Like these casting people think if they ain't ugly as fuck then they ain't black

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    no weird "italian" accents, strange, do americans think pinocchio is an american story or something?
    no comment on the "fairy"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I prefer them to not do strange italian accents. Don't want a whole HBO Chernobyl thing to happen. The film is meant for english audiences and they got english speaking actors.

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO DISNEYBROS

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, the youtube bar. Bro, like, the bar is a color that way instead of like the other way. Wow. Like. Whoa.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        English?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Who the fuck cares?"

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Me, as well as other people.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You care about youtube like bars?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I said, isn't it? You're not very good at reading.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                To spite you.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well if you look at the numbers anon, you can see enough people cared to dislike the video...

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Uh huh. Actually all it tells you is the button on the right was pushed a lot instead of the button on the left. Those things can be mandated and manipulated so easily that they are entirely worthless, and to think you're accomplishing something or whatever by obsessing over them is a new level of pathetic.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                God stop reaching. How do you go from "Who cares lol XD" to "well actually it's manipulated numbers!!!". People disliked the trailer because they disliked the trailer, simple as.

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trailer doesn't even show Pinocchio
    >Final moment is given to the drag queen fairy thing

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