>Pinocchio: I want to be a real boy. >Fairy: What do you mean "REAL boy?" >Pinocchio: Uh.... >Fairy: You're already a real boy just like I'm a REAL woman.
[Fairy's wiener "grows"]
forgetting race and bullshit, this is clearly such a shitty fricking casting choice. the blue fairy is supposed to be beautiful and have an otherwordly look to her. a bald, masculine looking woman is literally the furthest thing you can get from that aside from it straight-up being a man. these disney remakes are so trash, remembering the beauty and the beast one sends me absolutely frothing over how it destroyed one of the best animated films ever made.
To be fair, the fairies in Zelda were always horrible looking. They were either fat or caked in make-up. But I get how this shits all over the original Pinocchio
it doesn't destroy the previous work at all. If anything, it keeps it alive because people like yourself want to remember how things used to be. It would destroy it if it totally surpassed it.
I would not be surprised if some of the casting people at these companies are just over this bullshit and are actively sabotagir082jng Disney and other companies on purpose.
>Like the worst modernizations, Cinderella feels like the result of out-of-touch executives trying to identify the hip new thing. A town crier raps the news with all the bravado but none of the skill of a Hamilton song. The Emmy and Tony winner Billy Porter zaps into frame as Cinderella’s fairy godparent, dubbed Fab G, giving Cinderella a fancy dress to wear and yelling “Yassss, future queen, yassss!”
I think he would be much more disappointed in how utterly safe and uncreative these films are
He spent decades trying to push creative and technical boundaries in cinema even through financial ups and downs
Robert Zemekis must have done this on purpose. >Casts ugly bald black woman >Film sucks >No you can’t say it sucks, otherwise you’re a racist! >Makes a billion dollars
Frick Disney.
I am not even American or drop N bombs but frick anon, the black fairy is hideous. Even an average asian woukd be better cast or the fat one from star wars. Just not an ugly black woman.
Has any of these soulless remakes lost money? Mulan? Seems like they can't lose no matter how shitty it is. With Tom Hanks it has to be a guaranteed success.
Mulan was a double whammy because they took such a PR hit cozying up to the CCP for that movie, only for it to bomb in China and somewhat be the catalyst for the end of Hollywood tentpole feature releases in China as a whole.
Damn this looks beyond bad. Either overtly dark as usual, or the cgi looks like ass in sunlight. And frankly the fairy looks atrocious, even ignoring that it's black. Why the frick did they make her bald? Is that motherfricking Rupaul?
Pretty sure Beauty and the Beast and Lion king broke one billion or somewhere there. That said they came from two of their most popular movies ever. The og Pinocchio is kino but I doubt modern audiences give a frick about it, and frankly I don't see hanks being that much of a magnet either, this isn't 1998 anymore.
>Why the frick did they make her bald? Is that motherfricking Rupaul?
Unironically racism.
They can't cast an attractive black woman for the same reason they don't cast attractive busty white women anymore; it will make the middle-aged frumpy mothers feel insecure and irate
Bro,I don't think this has anything to do about making money at this point when they can just print as much as they like.It stopped being about money long ago
The agenda was always ot be able to push out this shit and not lose money doing so.
The israelites have achieved financially profitable propaganda which is harmful to the very consumers that make the propaganda profitable in the first place. They are very, very close to complete and total victory over humanity.
>Tom Hanks
Fakest man alive. Maybe I’m the schizo, but every irl interaction I’ve ever seen with him makes him seem like a massive douche. I can’t stand him. >random race-swaps
More pandering. Wowee.
thats really all you've got? come on. get real you disengenuous rat frick. reply again. you cant help it. im the one putting nickles in your pocket for all this engagement you're doing on behalf of your gay bosses. you cant help it.
Funny how all comments are polite and positive about the movie. I bet the russians chills are too occupied with the war to comment, they only leave a dislike before going into the rape room.
You are fricking stupid. The dislike amount was removed from the API long ago. The addon literally makes up the dislike amount nowadays, they literally admit it on the readme.
saw an advanced screening of this and thought it was a little on the nose at the end when a little trans girl asks Pinocchio if he believes she is a woman, and he says "Yes" but they immediately cut to credits before revealing whether or not he was telling the truth?
I'm not sure what kind of message that is sending.
This, the normals of society just ignore movies like this, they flop, and then we ignore the next one like it. /misc/ has to shit everywhere and throw a fit about it. It must be exhausting for chudheads.
Its not /misc/ its just people poking fun of the absurdity of the situation. because if we say the things that we say here out there. We lose our jobs , social circles etc. Are the majority of us going to see it? probably not. But its fun just to let off steam
your brain is inferior so you resort to coping tactics like believing others are inferior for moronic reasons like skin color. maybe try making your brain better rather than this childish shit?
>your brain is inferior so you resort to coping tactics like believing others are inferior for moronic reasons like skin color. maybe try making your brain better rather than this childish shit?
No one complains about a movie if a black person is in there, it's when characters are BLACKWASHED. Guess what, for a board about tv and movies, we can talk about casting choices.
And if you don't like it, then go back to a safe space like reddit or the metal archives, or twitter or resetera. There are lots of havens for people like you.
Their board? THEIR board? Get real, you're from leftypol.org/leftypol/ and despite having your own website, you INSIST on coming here. Don't get upset when your website catches blowback because you keep posting dumb shit where it doesn't belong.
Wouldn't be good even with white female fairy. It looks like the most soulless shit ever. Sappy or 'epic' music, nothing original or interesting, shitty CGI everywhere, fricking Tom Hanks.
It looks like a parody.
I don't give a flying frick about the fairy, which seems to be all you lot are freaking out about. I do find this film to be a hideous irony, however, given the original Disney film was astonishingly ambitious and groundbreaking on release, and genuinely pushed the limits of what animation could do.
Thus this completely empty and lazy cash-in just trading on soulless recreations of bits of the original, devoid of an ounce of ambition or creativity, feels like a double insult. It would be like seeing Fantasia come out as just a shitty greenscreened dance number with some CG squirrels and dinosaurs bopping about in the background.
I don't know, it just feels different this time, worse than their other also crap live action remakes.
I think it's pretty obvious by now the majority of people on Cinemaphile don't want to actually talk about film and TV shows, just cry about muh culture war bullshit and low effort circlejerk memes
Anon, the trannies are also victims. They were encouraged to mutilate themselves to consume 300k in surgeries and meds, selling them hopes and dreams only to become abominations that have a 52% of suicide/attempt down the line
Disney was about (replaced by):
-art (greenscreen)
-family (where to begin)
-tradition (again, where to begin)
-Americana (we suck and are sorry for everything)
-storytelling (still again, where to begin)
-imagination (sequels and milking IP's)
-hope (your ancestors were bad, and should feel bad, so frick you)
-friendship (accept homos/trans or you are bad)
-soul (soulless)
Now it stands for everything against it once stood for. America really is a sordid mess.
You know, I was never really a believer of all those conspiracies, besides the stuff about him being very strange, but despite not accepting it all as fact, they pretty much ruined him as an actor for me. It's like some kind of spell was broken. His roles/acting all look ridiculous to me now.
>Pinocchio: I want to be a real boy. >Fairy: What do you mean "REAL boy?" >Pinocchio: Uh.... >Fairy: You're already a real boy just like I'm a REAL woman.
[Fairy's wiener "grows"]
this satisfies blackrock and thats all that matters
. I'd add Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Romancing the Stone, Flight, and Contact as all good films (maybe they're not the greatest things ever created but they're all at least above average and watchable). He was also involved with creating the Tales From the Crypt series (directing some episodes and writing one of the movies).
Forrest Gump is the reason Charlie Kaufman lightly shit on him in I'm Thinking of Ending Things:
Is it especially sad to anyone else that a film of insane ambition like the 1942 Pinocchio is reduced to a remake with literally zero ambition or attempt to do anything but a bland rehash?
how this Disney remake managed to be the only one that wasn’t shit, I will never understand. Maybe they figured Cinderella wasn’t the biggest IP and just let Kenneth Branagh do whatever he wanted.
It was early in their remake stage, they had Kenneth Branagh doing his period costume stuff, and generally its expansions actually helped improve on a few aspects lacking in the original film (like giving the Prince more character, he barely even has lines in the original). Production design and costume design was strong, and it avoided that god awful greenscreen look that other remakes like Dumbo and this crappy looking Pinocchio have. It's visibly done with real sets and location filming.
What's the point of calling something "A timeless classic" when you're advertising a remake? My lunch isn't suddenly a timeless classic just because I need to make room for dinner
Ironically it genuinely is a timeless classic, as in, it has aged flawlessly despite being 80 years old now. Unlike this shitty looking remake that will be dated on release.
I would go to the cinema every week if they just rereleased all the great movies America used to make. for my money they never need to try and shoot another movie again.
Ultimately, if the film truly is "timeless" then it doesn't fricking need a remake. Disney is just singing sweet chin music in order to shill their derivative new product. Dishonest as ever.
Not "of its era", of all time. This and Fantasia basically created feature film animation. Snow White while obviously a great achievement is still quite rooted in the style of animated shorts, Pinocchio and Fantasia is where cinematic scale animation really began (and sadly nearly ended, financial realities meant cheaper films like Dumbo had to be made to fill coffers with that grand Disney ambition only occasionally getting indulged from then on in entries like Bambi and Sleeping Beauty).
Remember when disney+ required a d+ subscription if you wanted to rent Mulan, which would then cost you an additional $20?
Let's not pretend like d+ is anything other than complete dogshit
Is Cynthia Ervio really a transwoman? I hadn't heard of her, but it turns out she was nominated for Best Actress for playing Harriett Tubman a couple of years ago. I'd figure that even if you don't care about the Oscars at all, the news that they had nominated a trans for that category would have been more in the news.
I don't remember that? Unless they made another Harriet Tubman film, it was just a really low budget Birth of a Nation. Had its moments but could've/should've been better
Oh shit I just remembered the river scene where she's in the jungle and prays for an answer on where to go.
I wouldn't call that superpowers so much as just stupid writing but fair enough.
The moral is something about how everyone in real world is a groomer and boy should be happy with his father or something. You can say Nochio is full of shit and lies but hey, how can you be normal when you are made of wood to pleasure the old weirdo.
To be fair, what him and Lucas did by pushing digital technology is now industry practice. I dont think thats a good thing and the movies made arent particularly good. He was about to make a mocap Yellow Submarine which was thankfully aborted. The sad thing is that his films used to be known for their genre mixing and smart scripts.
LMAO jesus fricking christ...they know exactly what they're doing. Why is it NEVER an attractive black person?? They deliberately cast the ugliest ones possible. Not to mention EVERY trailer for EVERYTHING that EVER comes out these days REVEALS the Token Ugliest Black Person We Could Find as some sort of STINGER. I wouldn't even mind if it was fricking Doja Cat or something but jesus christ.
Well I mean Black folk are ugly so it's nearly impossible to find a good looking one, but you are right that they love to put in Black folk for no reason into films nowadays.
That's the thing though, I'm white and I have a major thing for black women but they absolutely never cast attractive ones. It's either the most backhandedly racist shit ever or it's deliberate. Like these casting people think if they ain't ugly as frick then they ain't black
Honestly I prefer them to not do strange italian accents. Don't want a whole HBO Chernobyl thing to happen. The film is meant for english audiences and they got english speaking actors.
Uh huh. Actually all it tells you is the button on the right was pushed a lot instead of the button on the left. Those things can be mandated and manipulated so easily that they are entirely worthless, and to think you're accomplishing something or whatever by obsessing over them is a new level of pathetic.
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God stop reaching. How do you go from "Who cares lol XD" to "well actually it's manipulated numbers!!!". People disliked the trailer because they disliked the trailer, simple as.
black troony god mother ruins it
Holy fricking shit. I thought you were just being a smart ass.
Any Black person in a Disney movie ruins it.
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Subversive AND soulless. Whoa, bravo Disney.
>Subversive
Why are incels so obsessed with this word??
Shut the frick up troony
OH LAWD I KNEW I SMELLED SOME BUSSY
DEY BE BREAKIN DEM BUCKS
This is everything. It's so nice to see king Black person make the jump to film.
lol for a moment I thought he had a cigarette in his left hand
Ay wanna play mofricka?
Looool
somehow the real human is more uncanny valley than the cgi
>yo wish be granted n sheei
I can't take clown world anymore
looks a little like george floyd. also cant tell if its a man or woman?
I read some post saying there was some raceswap but I wasn't ready for this. Look at how broad her shoulders are. And why is she bald?
They already did this with Cinderella 2021. Why are they doing it again?
THAAAAAAAS RITE WHITE BOY, WE WUZ BLUE FAIRYS N SHEEEEEIT
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEN SLAY
I fricking hate this b***h.
>Pinocchio: I want to be a real boy.
>Fairy: What do you mean "REAL boy?"
>Pinocchio: Uh....
>Fairy: You're already a real boy just like I'm a REAL woman.
[Fairy's wiener "grows"]
kek
It has meme potential.
>Fairy God Groomer
I think this one is better. Emphasizes groomer aspect.
>curated memes
Soulless
Post OC troony.
Seethe.
KEK
Is the twist that she supposed to be a demon from hell or something?
She's ugly as frick!!
>Fairy appears in the house after breaking in several hours late
>Looks at the puppet
>"MmmHMMMM that is NOT my job"
>movie ends
forgetting race and bullshit, this is clearly such a shitty fricking casting choice. the blue fairy is supposed to be beautiful and have an otherwordly look to her. a bald, masculine looking woman is literally the furthest thing you can get from that aside from it straight-up being a man. these disney remakes are so trash, remembering the beauty and the beast one sends me absolutely frothing over how it destroyed one of the best animated films ever made.
To be fair, the fairies in Zelda were always horrible looking. They were either fat or caked in make-up. But I get how this shits all over the original Pinocchio
>thank you for the list of fairies in entertainment
>I like that whale!
>Zelda
there were fairy's in zelda?
Yes, since the first game
>aside from it straight-up being a man
Anon, I...
it doesn't destroy the previous work at all. If anything, it keeps it alive because people like yourself want to remember how things used to be. It would destroy it if it totally surpassed it.
Is that Dr. Manhattan!!?
more like Dr Detroit
blue gum fairy
Kek
this is why Black folk and trannies are seething more than usual today
I'm sure this has to be a joke at this point
Just stuff the ugliest, Black personest Black folk in your face and enjoy seeing the calcified goyim take it.
I would not be surprised if some of the casting people at these companies are just over this bullshit and are actively sabotagir082jng Disney and other companies on purpose.
Kek.
fake outrage
>A BLACK WOMAN IS DA FAIRY GODMOTHER OMG HOW COULD DEYYY
YOU ARE TRANSPARENT, WE SEE THROUGH YOU. WE SEE PLANS WITHIN PLANS
Honestly my problem isn't that she's black, I'm fricking lib and LGBTQ as it gets, it's just that she's UGLY AS FRICK
They could've cast an average black woman with hair and she would've looked prettier
It's not even a black woman, it's a black bald man.
ayo dis white toy be lying n shieet
DEY HEA
Today I will remind them
>Like the worst modernizations, Cinderella feels like the result of out-of-touch executives trying to identify the hip new thing. A town crier raps the news with all the bravado but none of the skill of a Hamilton song. The Emmy and Tony winner Billy Porter zaps into frame as Cinderella’s fairy godparent, dubbed Fab G, giving Cinderella a fancy dress to wear and yelling “Yassss, future queen, yassss!”
Not the Disney film
do black people not feel offended by this?
YOU WANNA BE A WYTE BOI? WHY NOT A BLACK BOI? DATS RACIST
la creatura
Nightmare fuel for the kids.
Being a pirate has been one of the best choices of my life.Let it all crumble down,I don't give a shit
what would he think about this?
I think he would be much more disappointed in how utterly safe and uncreative these films are
He spent decades trying to push creative and technical boundaries in cinema even through financial ups and downs
To be fair we don't know if she is the fairy. Maybe she just came through the open window to steal the TV?
Robert Zemekis must have done this on purpose.
>Casts ugly bald black woman
>Film sucks
>No you can’t say it sucks, otherwise you’re a racist!
>Makes a billion dollars
Frick Disney.
>implying the director has any power or influence anymore
not implying he's a good director otherwise, but josh trank is proof only executives have any power in hollywood.
Just like in mulholland drive.
why
oh no not the fairy! a character i havent thought of or cared about ever.
I am not even American or drop N bombs but frick anon, the black fairy is hideous. Even an average asian woukd be better cast or the fat one from star wars. Just not an ugly black woman.
>NOOOO! STOP NOTICING THINGS! STAY SILENT AND JUST GO ALONG!
yes complaining about a shitty disney+ movie is truly fighting a worthy cause. what a warrior.
Holy NPC. You know that they have been doing this to everything? why wouldnt you complain?
You take yourself hilariously seriously
>Noooo! This children's fantasy movie isn't realistic enough for meee! L-LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE!
HAHAHAHAH THE ABSOLUTE FRICKING STATE OF THE WEST, IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT PUTIN YOU'RE ONE OF THEM
putin supports blm and wants to purge ukraine of far right people. he is a stooge for israelites and a dumb one at that
>this will sell Disney+ surely!
This is what a typical person will look like in the next 25 years.
I love how lefties think we are mad at this when we just find it funny for how god awful this thing looks.
>brings up "lefties" unprompted to say "we're not mad, we're actually laughing!"
Look at the replies people are lefties are using wojack rhetoric about white genocide. Fricking rent and womb free.
Uh huh.
t. womb less
It's not even ~~*diversity*~~ at this point, they're blatantly just going to roll off of the outrage this will cause.
>Robert Zemeckis
>Tom Hanks
oh I get it now, the fairy is Bubba from Forrest Gump
I thought Hollywood wanted to abolish the Magical Black stereotype?
Fairy god babymama oh lawdy dis lil cracker ass puppet wanna be a real homie
lel
Has any of these soulless remakes lost money? Mulan? Seems like they can't lose no matter how shitty it is. With Tom Hanks it has to be a guaranteed success.
Mulan was a financial disaster
Mulan was a double whammy because they took such a PR hit cozying up to the CCP for that movie, only for it to bomb in China and somewhat be the catalyst for the end of Hollywood tentpole feature releases in China as a whole.
You'd think they'd have learned from Star Wars bombing in China. They just don't give a frick about western properties.
Damn this looks beyond bad. Either overtly dark as usual, or the cgi looks like ass in sunlight. And frankly the fairy looks atrocious, even ignoring that it's black. Why the frick did they make her bald? Is that motherfricking Rupaul?
Pretty sure Beauty and the Beast and Lion king broke one billion or somewhere there. That said they came from two of their most popular movies ever. The og Pinocchio is kino but I doubt modern audiences give a frick about it, and frankly I don't see hanks being that much of a magnet either, this isn't 1998 anymore.
that lion king numbers are definitely not real i didnt even know it exists and i dont know anyone that knows it exists
>definitely not real i didnt even know it exists
What kind of braindead logic is this? The world doesn't revolve around you
>Why the frick did they make her bald? Is that motherfricking Rupaul?
Unironically racism.
They can't cast an attractive black woman for the same reason they don't cast attractive busty white women anymore; it will make the middle-aged frumpy mothers feel insecure and irate
Bro,I don't think this has anything to do about making money at this point when they can just print as much as they like.It stopped being about money long ago
Pretty sure Dumbo tanked heavily.
Seemed like Aladdin was the only one that anyone really saw, talked about, or enjoyed to a significant degree.
The agenda was always ot be able to push out this shit and not lose money doing so.
The israelites have achieved financially profitable propaganda which is harmful to the very consumers that make the propaganda profitable in the first place. They are very, very close to complete and total victory over humanity.
isnt this stepping on the toes of the one guillermo del toro is making?
>that dislike ratio
oof
>>Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gall
N-
>Tom Hanks
Fakest man alive. Maybe I’m the schizo, but every irl interaction I’ve ever seen with him makes him seem like a massive douche. I can’t stand him.
>random race-swaps
More pandering. Wowee.
>all positive comments
whats your goal here
What do you mean my goal? Just pointing out what I saw. You can check the comments on the video yourself.
yeah avoid the question you shill homosexual. shill in another thread, you're done here.
take your meds
thats really all you've got? come on. get real you disengenuous rat frick. reply again. you cant help it. im the one putting nickles in your pocket for all this engagement you're doing on behalf of your gay bosses. you cant help it.
He's right. You're a mentally ill moron.
what's the dislike ratio? I'm on my work pc I don't have the add-on here
3k likes to 5k dislikes
thanks
well at least something. comments are probably heavily monitored right now
YT will fix all the comments and dislikes, as usual.
Wow its taking off
Funny how all comments are polite and positive about the movie. I bet the russians chills are too occupied with the war to comment, they only leave a dislike before going into the rape room.
>le russian shills!
take your meds
>these shills are fake but the shills for things I don't like are real!
You are fricking stupid. The dislike amount was removed from the API long ago. The addon literally makes up the dislike amount nowadays, they literally admit it on the readme.
15k to 30k right now LMAO
Are you seriously spending your afternoon tracking a youtube likes bar?
saw an advanced screening of this and thought it was a little on the nose at the end when a little trans girl asks Pinocchio if he believes she is a woman, and he says "Yes" but they immediately cut to credits before revealing whether or not he was telling the truth?
I'm not sure what kind of message that is sending.
dont worry, the post credit sequence shows him cut his nose off
I did...not...laugh, at this p-post...
why is this board so unusable right now? is /misc/ raiding with their cringe racism?
maybe go back to r e d d i t if you don't want to deal with racism
the large majority of Cinemaphile isn't racist. unfortunately it just seems like /misc/ is taking its toll today. go back
>the large majority of Cinemaphile isn't racist
heh
thousands of people use this board. but i've only counted about a dozen or so people shitposting about this right now. the point stands, go back
the majority of the world is racist, go back to your hugbox
heh
Black folk tongue my anus
>the large majority of Cinemaphile isn't racist
look again
At one point you need to recognize newbie bait
>the large majority of Cinemaphile isn't racist
lol
75% of racism bait is bots and the other 25% is children farming (You)s. Cinemaphile is not racist
This, the normals of society just ignore movies like this, they flop, and then we ignore the next one like it. /misc/ has to shit everywhere and throw a fit about it. It must be exhausting for chudheads.
it’s hilarious it has nothing to do with pol
Its not /misc/ its just people poking fun of the absurdity of the situation. because if we say the things that we say here out there. We lose our jobs , social circles etc. Are the majority of us going to see it? probably not. But its fun just to let off steam
I used to be able to just sift through it but its getting so tiresome.
it gets worse every day
its still better than the rest of the internet
I agree, pretty sad
Go back.
Problem child 2 is unironically great
Lol never seen it
So I have to go to reddit if i'm not a pedophile or a manchild that gets triggered more a university leftist. Got it.
>manchild that gets triggered more a university leftist
What does this even mean? Why are redditors so bad with english?
Very stunning and brave to cast Melissa McCarthy as the Whale
Can we stop putting black people in fantasy and fairy tale settings?
It ruins the immersion completely.
someone post gore to get these fricking shills and homosexual tourists out of here please.
>brainwashing doesn't work on people who at the very least graduated high school.
That explains why it works wonders on Black folk lmao
>waaahhh racism is brainwashing waaah
frick off
your brain is inferior so you resort to coping tactics like believing others are inferior for moronic reasons like skin color. maybe try making your brain better rather than this childish shit?
>your brain is inferior
wait a minute, that's impossible
right?
it's all socioeconomic
>your brain is inferior so you resort to coping tactics like believing others are inferior for moronic reasons like skin color. maybe try making your brain better rather than this childish shit?
wojak posting is a quick way to prove my point about how none of you /misc/tards made it past high school
>your brain is inferior
Fascist scum have a nice day
see? now reply again. you can't help it.
>Remake Pinocchio by Disney
>Exact same Pinocchio as 1940s Disney
bankrupt creativity, at least he's not black wood as the Black winged fairy
Kek. I could not agree more.
You should try visiting another country
it's fine, i don't consider you southern fricks my brethren anyways. you're like a tumor on our country.
Oh what’s the matter suddenly it’s not a photorealistic cricket?
>make people hate these people even more
And that's a good thing
no, its a wonderful thing
/pol/tard is such a snowflake they resort to pathetic cope posts like this.
>being this obsessed with /misc/
no one enjoys having their board made unusable by intolerable manchildren whenever a black person is featured in a show or movie.
>having their board made unusable
>their board
>their
it has been like this forever, why didn't you just leave? make your own board?
No one complains about a movie if a black person is in there, it's when characters are BLACKWASHED. Guess what, for a board about tv and movies, we can talk about casting choices.
And if you don't like it, then go back to a safe space like reddit or the metal archives, or twitter or resetera. There are lots of havens for people like you.
i'd hardly call spamming the n word "talking about it", it's just unfunny racism
It's funny for some and you don't personally get to decide what or isn't humor any more than you get to decide your gender. Cope troony.
do they really have to pick the ugliest gorilla looking b***h they can find every time though?
Picking one that looks human is next to impossible, and if they do that they'll be accused of racism.
Geez. Way to out yourself.
its a black dude in a dress.
this gets black people more upset than whites.
Their board? THEIR board? Get real, you're from leftypol.org/leftypol/ and despite having your own website, you INSIST on coming here. Don't get upset when your website catches blowback because you keep posting dumb shit where it doesn't belong.
Looks pretty good
Wouldn't be good even with white female fairy. It looks like the most soulless shit ever. Sappy or 'epic' music, nothing original or interesting, shitty CGI everywhere, fricking Tom Hanks.
It looks like a parody.
I don't give a flying frick about the fairy, which seems to be all you lot are freaking out about. I do find this film to be a hideous irony, however, given the original Disney film was astonishingly ambitious and groundbreaking on release, and genuinely pushed the limits of what animation could do.
Thus this completely empty and lazy cash-in just trading on soulless recreations of bits of the original, devoid of an ounce of ambition or creativity, feels like a double insult. It would be like seeing Fantasia come out as just a shitty greenscreened dance number with some CG squirrels and dinosaurs bopping about in the background.
I don't know, it just feels different this time, worse than their other also crap live action remakes.
The water animation still blows me away
I think it's pretty obvious by now the majority of people on Cinemaphile don't want to actually talk about film and TV shows, just cry about muh culture war bullshit and low effort circlejerk memes
Blame the trannies.
No, I'm blaming you
troony crying because post is on topic and it can't report it.
Anon, the trannies are also victims. They were encouraged to mutilate themselves to consume 300k in surgeries and meds, selling them hopes and dreams only to become abominations that have a 52% of suicide/attempt down the line
>Anon, the trannies are also victims.
So are zombies.
I think it's pretty obvious you're just as yikes.
Disney was about (replaced by):
-art (greenscreen)
-family (where to begin)
-tradition (again, where to begin)
-Americana (we suck and are sorry for everything)
-storytelling (still again, where to begin)
-imagination (sequels and milking IP's)
-hope (your ancestors were bad, and should feel bad, so frick you)
-friendship (accept homos/trans or you are bad)
-soul (soulless)
Now it stands for everything against it once stood for. America really is a sordid mess.
They're going to frick up our boy Monstro, aren't they? I'm going to get ready for webms.
He scared the shit out of little me
Human teeth look terrifying in any animal's mouth
>i'm ready to settle down now
>awww look he's smiling!
They're gonna change him to a beluga for diversity points or something.
>call the original a timeless classic
>remake it anyway
I don't think Disney knows the definition of "timeless."
Why would Tom Hanks wish his doll becomes a real little boy ?
he's a pederast
samegay
that too
Kys. He was in Epstein island. And then he magically moved to Greece while this whole thing blew over
still samegay
still samegay
Take your meds mentally ill moron
no u
You know, I was never really a believer of all those conspiracies, besides the stuff about him being very strange, but despite not accepting it all as fact, they pretty much ruined him as an actor for me. It's like some kind of spell was broken. His roles/acting all look ridiculous to me now.
>Tom Hanks
Sorry, I don't watch movies starring boy-hungry pedophiles.
do yourself a favor and get a 4k rip of the original, it's still one of the most lavishly animated films in history
there was an airbrush painting technique used in this that was so expensive they never did it again. A true masterpiece in every sense of the word.
I hope it bombs. Frick Disney.
>make live action version of cartoon
>don't make the cricket look like an actual cricket
Why bother doing it?
Ooga booga
What a masculine arm
this satisfies blackrock and thats all that matters
So? I vote with my wallet. I never watch filthy pedowood woke garbage filled with divershitty. That includes marvel garbage.
>So?
So, you don't matter. only blackrock matters.
most people didn't like classical music when it was being made, but the king did, and that's all that mattered. blackrock is king now.
They're rebooting farscape with a black?
Okay, quick consensus: Did anyone else audibly laugh out loud at the blue fairy reveal? Not internally, but actual laughter coming out of your mouth?
Apart from Forest Gump, which is based on a book, hes done jack shit.
Back to the Future Part 2 and 3
Uh
This
. I'd add Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Romancing the Stone, Flight, and Contact as all good films (maybe they're not the greatest things ever created but they're all at least above average and watchable). He was also involved with creating the Tales From the Crypt series (directing some episodes and writing one of the movies).
Forrest Gump is the reason Charlie Kaufman lightly shit on him in I'm Thinking of Ending Things:
Used Cars is fricking based
>BttF trilogy
>Cast Away
>Roger Rabbit
>Contact
>Flight
>Death Becomes Her
>Romancing the Stone
hurr
HOLD UP
Either youtube is censoring the comments or Disney is paying click farms to dictate which comments are the "top comments" that we default see first.
>Disney is paying click farms
are you only just now realizing this?
>They didn't even choose Italian actors.
Where did the representation go, Disney?
>Al Pacino as Geppetto
KINO
>Al Pacino
>Italian
Society is collapsing
I dislike everything about Tom Hanks. Nothing about him seems real. He terrifies me.
Is it especially sad to anyone else that a film of insane ambition like the 1942 Pinocchio is reduced to a remake with literally zero ambition or attempt to do anything but a bland rehash?
I for one am looking forward to Del Torro's stop motion Pinocchio that was made with he Over the Garden Wall guy. That sounds kino
Why is Zemeckis wasting his time with this shit
What else has he got going on? He's been washed up for like 20 years.
That's fair.
TUCKER CARLSON IS A NAZI FOR TALKING ABOUT REPLACEMENT THEORY
QUICK MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE FULL OF Black folk
>Remember what they took from you...
This:
versus this:
?t=2084
jesus christ
Checked. Here's a different version with a link to the part of the "Hip Hopera" rendition of the song.
vs.
?t=466
is this a parody?
If you're speaking in regard to what Western culture has become.
This one isn't as bad as the other comparison
>So Jay, what was your pick for best of the worst?
>Well, I'm not racist, but...
>the cat is CGI
film-making is fricking dead
Is every good fairy/magical creature gonna be black now?
>Genie in aladdin
>Fairy in cinderella
>Fairy in pinocchio
Who's next?
>Fairy in cinderella
?????????
I was talking about this one
This isn't Disney.
I never mentioned disney in my post.
how this Disney remake managed to be the only one that wasn’t shit, I will never understand. Maybe they figured Cinderella wasn’t the biggest IP and just let Kenneth Branagh do whatever he wanted.
It was early in their remake stage, they had Kenneth Branagh doing his period costume stuff, and generally its expansions actually helped improve on a few aspects lacking in the original film (like giving the Prince more character, he barely even has lines in the original). Production design and costume design was strong, and it avoided that god awful greenscreen look that other remakes like Dumbo and this crappy looking Pinocchio have. It's visibly done with real sets and location filming.
What's the point of calling something "A timeless classic" when you're advertising a remake? My lunch isn't suddenly a timeless classic just because I need to make room for dinner
Ironically it genuinely is a timeless classic, as in, it has aged flawlessly despite being 80 years old now. Unlike this shitty looking remake that will be dated on release.
I would go to the cinema every week if they just rereleased all the great movies America used to make. for my money they never need to try and shoot another movie again.
Ultimately, if the film truly is "timeless" then it doesn't fricking need a remake. Disney is just singing sweet chin music in order to shill their derivative new product. Dishonest as ever.
Of course it doesn't. Neither did Beauty and the Beast or Lion King, already great films. They know this already. It's just an easy cash-in.
>original movie has some of the best animation of its era
>remake will be the same soulless lazy CGI crap we've seen a million times
I hate
Not "of its era", of all time. This and Fantasia basically created feature film animation. Snow White while obviously a great achievement is still quite rooted in the style of animated shorts, Pinocchio and Fantasia is where cinematic scale animation really began (and sadly nearly ended, financial realities meant cheaper films like Dumbo had to be made to fill coffers with that grand Disney ambition only occasionally getting indulged from then on in entries like Bambi and Sleeping Beauty).
Can you imagine that level of risk and ambition happening in a studio film today?
Disney would never do something as cool as Fantasia today.
So he joined the 41% when he figured out he wasn't a real boy?
as a German I always looked up to America, nice to see that in 2022 you are finally as pathetic and cucked as we are
I can't believe Disney+ is half the price of Netflix. No wonder N is dying.
Remember when disney+ required a d+ subscription if you wanted to rent Mulan, which would then cost you an additional $20?
Let's not pretend like d+ is anything other than complete dogshit
Yeah, which they don't do any more.
>tried thing once
>didn't work out
>didn't try it again
What's the problem?
I am so glad we stopped this pesky individualism and national pride and got diversity and globalism instead!
Is Cynthia Ervio really a transwoman? I hadn't heard of her, but it turns out she was nominated for Best Actress for playing Harriett Tubman a couple of years ago. I'd figure that even if you don't care about the Oscars at all, the news that they had nominated a trans for that category would have been more in the news.
No she is not
>Best Actress for playing Harriett Tubman
i watched that movie. they gave harriett tubman superpowers.
I don't remember that? Unless they made another Harriet Tubman film, it was just a really low budget Birth of a Nation. Had its moments but could've/should've been better
you forgot how she had precognitive powers?
Oh shit I just remembered the river scene where she's in the jungle and prays for an answer on where to go.
I wouldn't call that superpowers so much as just stupid writing but fair enough.
every major scene was preceded by her having a "vision" on what to do next
Eh?
>Didn't I specifically warn you about trannies and Pinnochio?
The sad thing is that people would actually like this shit if not for black fairy.
the only "people" who need to like anything anymore is blackrock.
didnt know they were making this
>timeless rumours about Hanks being a satanic pedo
>stars a movie about a pedo that wishes satan makes his frick doll a real boy
It's pottery.
I am pretty sure that's not the point of the story.
The moral is something about how everyone in real world is a groomer and boy should be happy with his father or something. You can say Nochio is full of shit and lies but hey, how can you be normal when you are made of wood to pleasure the old weirdo.
It's more about people bringing you on a dark path, responsability and work ethic, but ok.
Yeah, those pictures of gloves and shoes he posted on his social media were creepy af
How are they going to handle Pedophile Island where they all turn into jackasses?
Seriously, would the dislike bar be as large if it was a cute asian?
wait, is the fricking cat CGI?
The only thing that's not CGI or makeup in the trailer is the Blue Fairy's penis.
yeah everyone noticed it
>Youtube comments disabled
My. Fricking. Sides.
I would love to think Zemeckis would carry this but I'm beginning to doubt it
>Jiminy Grasshopper
they are actually going to far too fast. who could have thought these people would be too greedy for their own good, they do it every single time.
>Zemeckis
Someone should take the mocap away and make him direct a good movie again.
it's sad seeing him trying to recapture the magic he had with Forrest Gump and fail every time
To be fair, what him and Lucas did by pushing digital technology is now industry practice. I dont think thats a good thing and the movies made arent particularly good. He was about to make a mocap Yellow Submarine which was thankfully aborted. The sad thing is that his films used to be known for their genre mixing and smart scripts.
LMAO jesus fricking christ...they know exactly what they're doing. Why is it NEVER an attractive black person?? They deliberately cast the ugliest ones possible. Not to mention EVERY trailer for EVERYTHING that EVER comes out these days REVEALS the Token Ugliest Black Person We Could Find as some sort of STINGER. I wouldn't even mind if it was fricking Doja Cat or something but jesus christ.
Well I mean Black folk are ugly so it's nearly impossible to find a good looking one, but you are right that they love to put in Black folk for no reason into films nowadays.
That's the thing though, I'm white and I have a major thing for black women but they absolutely never cast attractive ones. It's either the most backhandedly racist shit ever or it's deliberate. Like these casting people think if they ain't ugly as frick then they ain't black
no weird "italian" accents, strange, do americans think pinocchio is an american story or something?
no comment on the "fairy"
Honestly I prefer them to not do strange italian accents. Don't want a whole HBO Chernobyl thing to happen. The film is meant for english audiences and they got english speaking actors.
OH NO DISNEYBROS
Bro, the youtube bar. Bro, like, the bar is a color that way instead of like the other way. Wow. Like. Whoa.
English?
"Who the frick cares?"
Me, as well as other people.
You care about youtube like bars?
That's what I said, isn't it? You're not very good at reading.
Why?
To spite you.
Well if you look at the numbers anon, you can see enough people cared to dislike the video...
Uh huh. Actually all it tells you is the button on the right was pushed a lot instead of the button on the left. Those things can be mandated and manipulated so easily that they are entirely worthless, and to think you're accomplishing something or whatever by obsessing over them is a new level of pathetic.
God stop reaching. How do you go from "Who cares lol XD" to "well actually it's manipulated numbers!!!". People disliked the trailer because they disliked the trailer, simple as.
>Trailer doesn't even show Pinocchio
>Final moment is given to the drag queen fairy thing