Pitch A Road To El Dorado Sequel

If it hadn't been a total bomb. What would the sequel be about? They find another treasure map to another lost kingdom?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >They find another treasure map to another lost kingdom?
    I'm almost certain this was the game plan had the first been a success. It was modeled after the "Road to" movies with Bing Crosby and Bob Hope so I'm sure it would have just been that formula with other fictional places like Atlantis or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Atlantis would have been the third movie since it came out around the same time as Disneys Atlantis movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What other lost cities/civilizations are there?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Americas have a shit ton since they're 90% snipe hunts for gold hunters and a few local legends that are assumed to have basis in fact.
        If you want to keep Aztecs, apparently the Homeland of the Aztecs is lost. You could just lean hard into the magic shit.
        Other lost cities are a bit harder since they need to get around the world, Atlantis is pretty easy since despite the origin being Greek everyone seems comfortable putting it where the frick ever. But you could have shit like Shambhala, Avalon, Iram even make some up out of loose history if need be.

        My dick just wants them to acquire a harem of different exotic beauties from each civilization.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Spitballing some idea
          >Shambhala
          Himilayan setting would be cool, literally. So lots of snow and ice. The main enemies would be Yetis, evil shaolin monks, Chinese warlords. Since the original novel that inspired Road To El Dorado was set in the Himilayas you could draw some inspiration from that.
          >Avalon
          I imagine a kingdom trapped in the medieval dark ages that still uses magic, while the rest of the world at the time is going through the renaissance and colonizing the world. The horse hooks up with a unicorn.
          >Iram
          Basically the plot of Uncharted 3.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Shangri La
        >Atlantis
        >Utopia
        >Arcadia

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Arcadia
          Would be a great setting. Greek Myth is a bit overplayed though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I was thinking they could go for that 18th century pastoral aesthetic, where their idea of arcadia is that literally everybody is a shepherd or shepherdess.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the idea of an anon. Movie jokes about Chel having a baby, but not telling who the father is, Miguel or Tulio.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely Tulio. They did screw at least once in the movie. The new movie would have to make a new love interest for Miguel.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Road to Atlantis
    >Road to Shangri-La
    >Road to Xanadu
    >Road to Pompeii
    >Road to Lemuria

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Road to Lemuria
      I don't know the first thing about Lemuria.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Some fat chick made it up before she got bored and invented nazis or something. I think it’s basically the hollow earth theory, where there’s like dinosaurs and weird sexy alien chicks that crave human dick living underground.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Road to Lemuria
      Oh, that’s a nifty one I hadn’t thought of.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is whether or not Chel would stay with them for every movie, or if they would meet a new “exotic beauty” every time, to repeat the formula.

    I’m not very familiar with the original Road To movies, how did they do it there? I’m pretty sure that in at least some of them, it starts with Bing Crosby and Bob Hope, and they end up meeting a woman, but was it the same chick every time, or always someone different?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Different woman. Sometimes played by the same actress though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The real question is whether or not Chel would stay with them for every movie, or if they would meet a new “exotic beauty” every time, to repeat the formula.
      I imagine Chel would stay. Miguel would be the one trying to get a girlfriend to avoid being a third wheel, and get a new girlfriend every movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Third option: Chel stays, but they also they meet a new girl every time, and the new girl also stays. So the series slowly snowballs their party into becoming a giant harem.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tulio get ipad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not set in the 21st century

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