pitch me your idea in which it ACTUALLY WORKS

pitch me your idea in which it ACTUALLY WORKS

>movie opens with Joaquin's full on joker makeup going on a crime rampage with Gaga full on Harley's
>all info on how they met or why are they on this crime spree only hinted at but never stated
> crimes take this bombastic impossible cartoonish (as in it does not end up with them full of holes after walking out a bank) tone that end up on Gagas on a straight up music performance at the end of them
>make characters and scenario break the 4th wall to make you think something it is not quite right here (specially contrasted with the serious tone of the first one)
>3rd act "reveal" is that the whole "movie" was happening on the drugged up minds of Joaquin and Gaga on Arkham
>reveal tat the police officers and police chief they "fought" were actually the Medical Staff at Arkham
>last scene is Joaquin and Gaga breaking out of that fake reality/Arkham into the Real World

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This sucks, that movie was only good because he was an incel like me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol, I at least think this gives a little plausibility to the musical theme.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is silly. You're the kind of person the first one was waving a red flag at.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You're the kind of person the first one was waving a red flag at.
      because I am trying to make a musical work coherently on this comic book noir story?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, because of everything else.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well that sounds like projection but whatever.

          One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest

          Arthur is Jack
          Harley Nurse Ratchet
          Instead of growing to despise Arthur due to his shenanigans, she grows to love him. She breaks him out at the end of the movie, movie ends with him being on the loose, setting up the third and final Joker flick

          nice

          >pitch me your idea in which it ACTUALLY WORKS

          In this version,Harley still gets obsessed with Joker, but this version of Joker is put off by her because he reminds him too much of his mother. He becomes abusive like classic Joker but in a "How big is that dick/Small, go away" meme sort of vibe.

          Harley will act like some sort of college woke weirdo trying to be supportive of the non-neurotypical, but Joker will see through it as a fad (essentially making light of his new world view), or be disgusted at Harley's advances. Their relationship should be more like pic related. Joker doesn't want anything to do with her pandering cooch and is disgusted by her vulgar sexuality, continuing the incel theme.

          Meanwhile Harley will slip into more and more depraved Jokes/pranks until at the end Joker starts to like her as she finally mentally breaks and sees his side of the world for what it really is.

          does not make sense world and character wise.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not a bot because bots know what words mean

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >meds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He says in a Jooker thread

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >does not make sense world and character wise.

            Sure it does. Maybe Joaquin Joker initially sees Harley more as a motherly figure to replace his shitty one, but then she gets weird and sexual on him and he hates her for it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >pitch me your idea in which it ACTUALLY WORKS

              In this version,Harley still gets obsessed with Joker, but this version of Joker is put off by her because he reminds him too much of his mother. He becomes abusive like classic Joker but in a "How big is that dick/Small, go away" meme sort of vibe.

              Harley will act like some sort of college woke weirdo trying to be supportive of the non-neurotypical, but Joker will see through it as a fad (essentially making light of his new world view), or be disgusted at Harley's advances. Their relationship should be more like pic related. Joker doesn't want anything to do with her pandering cooch and is disgusted by her vulgar sexuality, continuing the incel theme.

              Meanwhile Harley will slip into more and more depraved Jokes/pranks until at the end Joker starts to like her as she finally mentally breaks and sees his side of the world for what it really is.

              the sexual/Freudian is not only overly done as your picture painfully shows, but if you are going to revert back to it at least make it more interesting, than going back to same old tropes.
              TBF instead of you making the Gaga Musical Work on the movie, you want to work "out" whatever it is going on on your head mate, did not want to turn this into a psych session but here we are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >TBF instead of you making the Gaga Musical Work on the movie

                Who in the frick wants a gaga musical to work in the movie? Clearly not my fricking idea. I think that's garbage.

                Ok, only other pitch I have is for theme: The first movie dealt with mental illness and how society feels uncomfortable with it. Maybe this new film should be how society has become diseased itself by becoming "too comfortable" and accepting of mental illness, kind of a reaction/self correction too far in the opposite direction, leading to Gotham ovverun with madmen.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you need to take a break from things bud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Redd1t

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pitch me your idea in which it ACTUALLY WORKS

    In this version,Harley still gets obsessed with Joker, but this version of Joker is put off by her because he reminds him too much of his mother. He becomes abusive like classic Joker but in a "How big is that dick/Small, go away" meme sort of vibe.

    Harley will act like some sort of college woke weirdo trying to be supportive of the non-neurotypical, but Joker will see through it as a fad (essentially making light of his new world view), or be disgusted at Harley's advances. Their relationship should be more like pic related. Joker doesn't want anything to do with her pandering cooch and is disgusted by her vulgar sexuality, continuing the incel theme.

    Meanwhile Harley will slip into more and more depraved Jokes/pranks until at the end Joker starts to like her as she finally mentally breaks and sees his side of the world for what it really is.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That is quote possibily the worst fanfic I have ever read in my life and I'm not even exaggerating.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can you write the “it was all a dream” pastiche and not realize what a waste of oxygen you are

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >She falls for the romantic idealization that the angry mob at the end of joker projected onto him
    >she turns into a fangirl similar to how charles manson got married in jail
    >the whole time he's just going along with it because he has no actual plan and is just a spaz
    >the film ends with him killing her because she ultimately means nothing to him

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest

    Arthur is Jack
    Harley Nurse Ratchet
    Instead of growing to despise Arthur due to his shenanigans, she grows to love him. She breaks him out at the end of the movie, movie ends with him being on the loose, setting up the third and final Joker flick

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Joker convinces Harleen and the staff to let the Arkham inmates produce a musical stage play. In the end they perform to the staff. Sound applause, but it's just a recorded track. The staff is revealed to be all murdered and tied to their chairs. They escape Arkham.
    3 Oscars for me, please.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The issue with that is this version of the joker has demonstrated zero competency at all. Everything that happens to him is purely by mistake

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MUH JOKER FACE MUH MUH JOKERFACE

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arthur is imagining her singing.

    Or she's imagining it when they escape Arkham and he beats her.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this movie seems like it's just trying to be proactive.
    the main criticism of the joker was that it was aping off better dramas. so instead of todd proving the critics wrong and writing something even more original, he decides to make a musical? sorry bbut im not interested

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just going to be a Sweeney Todd ripoff, I don't know what else you were expecting.

      I am just going to state the obvious and not participate on the exercise as it was meant to be.

      I KNOW it is a silly premise that clashes with the first movie tone at all.

      Try to make it work, I bet anything we come up here will be better than what will come out ut still.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's just going to be a Sweeney Todd ripoff, I don't know what else you were expecting.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: Zoomers try and write a treatment to their favorite movie (which they didn't understand)

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually camp and I want to see it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thanks!

      I love Lady Gaga.

      she's very appealing

      It’s your classic Harley and joker tale, except in this version we see full penetration

      tell me more

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s your classic Harley and joker tale, except in this version we see full penetration

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Lady Gaga.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the movie could work if they'll have the balls to actually depict Harley as mentally ill as Arthur is. Not in some bullshit cute-sy "oh women can be as lonely and depressed as men, lol" but in an actual "she's a co-dependent BPD dangerous unstable c**t" way. A real toxic relationship where they feed each other's delusions and downward spiral.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soon, lady Gaga will be Harley Quinn in the sequel?
    Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well you do see her as HQ on the movie, but would be that more cartoony version I guess, I do not think we have to go that far way with the aesthetics, as on the OP pic.

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