Pixar bros... It's over

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But it has the Dragon of Dojima in it...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YYYYY-YONG OUT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I. AM. AAAAAAAAA

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn a 7 from IGN is like a 3 from a serious reviewer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For real. IGN love everything. They throw 9s and 10s at everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes it means it’s kino because they’ll will give normie trash like fallout or endgame a 10

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is complete trash unless it includes a Disgust footjob scene

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which one is disgust footjobbing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fear

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With a score that low I’m guessing they didn’t go the lesbian route after all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very problematic, gonna have to pass on this one, Pixarsisters

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fails to live up to pixar's own high watermarks
    Where have they been for the past 7 years?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pixar died when it got fully incorporated by Disney

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The opening scene of Up was the final time Pixar was ever good, it’s been an almost uninterrupted decline since

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Toy Story 3 and Coco were great

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Toy Story 3 is great if you watched the original as a kid, but sucks ass if you're watching the trilogy back to back for the first time in your adulthood.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Toy Story 3 is trash and Coco should be a Disney animation instead of Pixar

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're thinking of Toy Story 4. Toy Story 3 is the one about the kid going to college and the toys losing their purpose and being all depressed, it's great.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're thinking of Toy Story 3. Toy Story 2 is the one about the kid being a teenager (the proper time to give away your toys) and the toys losing their purpose and being all depressed, it's great.
              18-24 year olds weeping at Toy Story 3 when 2 told the same message TO CHILDREN really helped cement the current trajectory of Pixar making weepy movies for millennials.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bitch, the shit you're talking about is the backstory of a single toy in Toy Story 2, you probably remember the movie being about that because 90% of the plot is dumb filler about a chicken man kidnapping Woody and trying to ship him to a Chinese toy museum or whatever. Also it turns into a lazy Star Wars parody at some point for some reason.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based. I remember not seeing that movie but people absolutely gushing about it in college. Like really? Its a fricking movie about toys that talk

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Toy story 3 was regurgitated shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is the one about the Chink girl that turns into a fat fox as symbolism for puberty made by Pixar? I liked that one somehow.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was the last good Pixar movie?

    seems like both Pixar and Disney are in the shitter compared to studios like Illumination

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soul. (Pete Docter is a better director than he is chief creative of Pixar)
      Elemental was OK, best of the worst though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like Soul. Before that I'd guess that it'd be Coco.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >good
      soul
      >great
      wall-e

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I thought Turning Red was great. Before that, probably Coco and then the original Inside Out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Golden era Pixar died with Toy Story 3
      Pixar itself died with Coco.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soul is beautiful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coco and Soul were kino. Onward wasn't as bad as YouTubers say it was.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Last good one: Coco (2017), not sure about Soul though...
      Last great one: Ratatouie (2007)

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy an ad, prostitute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most annoying woman ever, blondes were a mistake

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the original is a 7 at best so this movie must really suck ass

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AYO

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen it and to be honest, Turning Red felt like it dealt with the concept of adolescence and puberty way better, despite TR being a bit rushed in parts. IO2 felt too santized and safe. Disappointing tbh

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I wanna know if Riley is a lesbian or not.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many more losses can Disney take?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the reviewer immediately associates puberty with manic depression, that more a them problem

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn this b***h is lesbo, gay, bi, trans, queer and plus all at the same time?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds hard. The plus always cracks me up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As comical as it is in the article it’s actually longer. 2lgbtqia+ . I’m not kidding

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf theyre adding numbers now? For what purpose? What does the number cover that the plus does not?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The 2 is for two-spirit, some Native American thing where someone claims to have the spirit of both a man and a woman. So of course it's been assimilated. And nobody likes being in the plus because they insist on having their own letter to appease their own ego. It's the same reason why the pride flag, which once was a simple expression of diverse types of queerness coming together, has become an abomination of disjointed stripes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OH MY GOD THIS CHILD ON TV IS THE SAME KIND IF homosexual AS ME
      Pure narcissism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >folk
      The author deserves cancer.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t they have an entire netlix show with this exact premise already?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pixar = slop. Same tired formulas and shitty art style

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait, it's already coming out?
    another disney summer flop like The Haunted Mansion last year

    lmao

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toy Story 3 is good. Very nice screenplay by the writer of Little Miss Sunshine.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wall E was the last great Pixar flick

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude what if abstract concepts were cute little doodle characters
    >what if we had no villain and the movie is about heckin trauma and growth
    kids movies are so lame and gay these days

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Anxiety Emotion is the villain in this one tho

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inside Out was already soulless feminist garbage and the first bad Pixar movie (from which they never recovered).

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one thing that everyone remembers about puberty is wanted to frick things. Anxiety and all that other crap are just accessories to that. I'm not saying they should have including a sexuality character but maybe having "desire" as one might have made audiences more receptive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I basically jizzed on everything all day as a teenager. But obviously not something to add to a kids movie.. and the fact that Disney has outright said they are making everything gay now makes me not give a frick anymore

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GayKino?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7 is pretty good tbh a 10 is unrealistic it means a movie is perfect in all catagories which very few films if any even exist are

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So riley is not a lesbian?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pixar bros... It's over
    >>>
    it was over and buried when they released lightspeed and they have not released a good kid friendly family movie movie in 9 years

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Riley is so cute bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surprise people liked coco so much, for me its the most predictable movie i ever watch, even the red fox and the bland soul was better.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DOOOODE LIKE DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, AND EMBARRASSMENT! AHHH DOOODE LIKE THE EMOTIONS! AAAAH BRAIN CHEMICAL!!! EVERYONE HAS A MENTAL ILLNESS!!!
    When is this hyped up mental illness shit going to stop being cool? It's like Pokémon trading cards at this point.

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