>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE PHYSICALLY FIT AND PLAY VOLLEY BALL AT THE BEACH WITH YOUR BROS THAT HECKIN GAY
There’s literally nothing wrong with this scene if your brain isn’t rotted by the gay agenda
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this it's weird for anyone to think it's gay or whatever. see some chads playing in the park and cope with your fat flabby body like haha they must be gay
Oh yeah, then how come only god knows for sure how many times I've jerked it to this scene? Checkmate, atheshits!
Thought it was kinda gay because everyone else did but overtime it dawned on me that it just a bunch of Chad's having fun. Being ripped, flying jets, playing with the boys/brahs, riding motorcycles, shooting down migs, fricking your hot teacher etc sounds the opposite of gay.
Thought it was kinda gay because everyone else did but overtime it dawned on me that it just a bunch of Chad's having fun. Being ripped, flying jets, playing with the boys/brahs, riding motorcycles, shooting down migs, fricking your hot teacher etc sounds the opposite of gay.
The only people who call this homoerotic got picked last for sports in school
the people who try to make this out to be gay have no idea what its like to just have good fun with your bros
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE PHYSICALLY FIT AND PLAY VOLLEY BALL AT THE BEACH WITH YOUR BROS THAT HECKIN GAY
There’s literally nothing wrong with this scene if your brain isn’t rotted by the gay agenda
Let me guess, you're a beta male lard ass that's been too afraid to take your shirt off in public all your life, aren't you? No wonder you're trying to accuse them of being gays.
Contrary to what you pussies believe, but chicks love fit men doing manly shit like playing sports, which is why those men do it.
>gay who wants Tom and Val to double team him find the volleyball scene homoerotic >normal well adjusted men see it as a bonding experience and competition with the bros
Yup. Sounds about right.
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE PHYSICALLY FIT AND PLAY VOLLEY BALL AT THE BEACH WITH YOUR BROS THAT HECKIN GAY
There’s literally nothing wrong with this scene if your brain isn’t rotted by the gay agenda
this it's weird for anyone to think it's gay or whatever. see some chads playing in the park and cope with your fat flabby body like haha they must be gay
I used to get picked last in middle school because I was super short and scrawny. This one time I got picked last (again) for a game of wiffle ball on the blacktop. I fricking knocked that shit the hell out of there because I played baseball. It was nice getting a home run.
Anyway even I don't call that scene homoerotic. just based
You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fricking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun. Top Gun is fricking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots?
It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fricking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the frick, what the frick is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fricking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fricking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fricking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!"
Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the frick, what the frick is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fricking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fricking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fricking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!"
This thread might be one of the most cope filled things I've ever seen. The voleyball scene cumming across as gay as frick isn't some new gay agenda thing. It was considered Gay Plus at the time.
You're allowed to like things that are mega gay, anons. It doesn't make you gay by default. Stop being so insecure.
it's gay as frick dude
everyone made fun of this shit back in the day
now you guys think it's some attack on your faux-masculinity and muh israelites did this!
Natty?
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Damn T1 was a pretty good slasher movie
I admire slider for even attempting to fight back repeatedly
alright Cinemaphile
what's the best bedside gun to keep for t-800 defense duty?
Microwave gun or any other EMP
I don't think they make those yet
Your only hope is some moronic abomination like pic related loaded up with 7.62x51 depleted uranium ammo
I always wanted the 8 gauge shotgun from halo combat evolved, maybe I will have to have it fabricated if all you can get is babby tier 12 gauge
RSh-12
Plasma rifle
20 watt range
Yeah, the food was different back then
its achievable natty, does not mean he is
We work hard, we play hard
um.. what the is that in the background?
That scene would've been like 50% less gay if it weren't for the song.
the song was goddamn kino. I play it when I'm at the gym
80s music are the best workout songs
The entire Top Gun soundtrack is kino lifting music.
it's literally the straightest scene ever made
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE PHYSICALLY FIT AND PLAY VOLLEY BALL AT THE BEACH WITH YOUR BROS THAT HECKIN GAY
There’s literally nothing wrong with this scene if your brain isn’t rotted by the gay agenda
OP here
I never said there was anything wrong. just to be clear
Oh yeah, then how come only god knows for sure how many times I've jerked it to this scene? Checkmate, atheshits!
Thought it was kinda gay because everyone else did but overtime it dawned on me that it just a bunch of Chad's having fun. Being ripped, flying jets, playing with the boys/brahs, riding motorcycles, shooting down migs, fricking your hot teacher etc sounds the opposite of gay.
lol keep telling yourself that. I saw Top Gun at the cinema in '86 and everybody thought the volleyball scene was gay as frick
No, it's not a gayfest for normal people, only for homosexuals.
And women
All of these men are in the closet
Let me guess, you're a beta male lard ass that's been too afraid to take your shirt off in public all your life, aren't you? No wonder you're trying to accuse them of being gays.
Contrary to what you pussies believe, but chicks love fit men doing manly shit like playing sports, which is why those men do it.
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>gay who wants Tom and Val to double team him find the volleyball scene homoerotic
>normal well adjusted men see it as a bonding experience and competition with the bros
Yup. Sounds about right.
>this is giving me a hard on..
>don't tease me
Ok, but you have to admit this bit was pretty gay
you say no homo, and everything's okay. we learned this by 7th grade
>there are people in the year 2022 that say Top Gun isn’t homoerotic
I used to but at this point continuing to say it only helps globohomo. so I stopped
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AFTERCHASINGSUNSET
Wholesome video.
>tfw no tomboy, shorthaired volleyball playing american gf
That b***h looks like 11 from Stranger Things
She is CUTE
they took this from you
how do we bring it back?
kill all israelites
Damn. How was the 80s so KINO?
>Not bringing back K-Log to produce more rockin' Hollywood hits.
Fricking love this song and video
>Playing with the boys
>Girls are there
Get this heteronormative shit out of here.
>girls play too
Do you even lyrics.
best song
Nope this is the best (well all the songs in Top Gun are great)
the people who try to make this out to be gay have no idea what its like to just have good fun with your bros
this it's weird for anyone to think it's gay or whatever. see some chads playing in the park and cope with your fat flabby body like haha they must be gay
The only people who call this homoerotic got picked last for sports in school
I used to get picked last in middle school because I was super short and scrawny. This one time I got picked last (again) for a game of wiffle ball on the blacktop. I fricking knocked that shit the hell out of there because I played baseball. It was nice getting a home run.
Anyway even I don't call that scene homoerotic. just based
This scene is gayer than an FBI field office.
You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fricking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun. Top Gun is fricking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots?
It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fricking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the frick, what the frick is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fricking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fricking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fricking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!"
Quentin is such an annoying homosexual
So MiGs represent women? Planes they fought for training were femboys?
how much coke was he on at this moment?
I remember that scene and searched for it, but I don't remember watching the movie.
It's the military. There's definitely a little gay in there. But still Playing with the Boys > Danger Zone
>take off
>barrel roll
>Playing with the Boys > Danger Zone
and THAT is the real sign of homosexuality.
Just saw top gun for the first time last night. This scene will stay with me forever.
Oozing test
why did goose wear a shirt? was he insecure? did that get him killed?
>oh yeah any one else got a hard on??
Anthony Edwards is so fricking based
Agreed
Revenge of the Nerds is kino.
>Revenge of the Nerds
>Gotcha!
>Top Gun
>Miracle Mile
Yeah I'm thinking he's BASED
He was in that? Also, don't forget Fast Times In Ridgemont High
Jesus everyone is in fast times
im only 30 and the movie gave me severe anxiety about having missed out on a great experience and a prime body
im hitting the gym tomorrow
This thread might be one of the most cope filled things I've ever seen. The voleyball scene cumming across as gay as frick isn't some new gay agenda thing. It was considered Gay Plus at the time.
You're allowed to like things that are mega gay, anons. It doesn't make you gay by default. Stop being so insecure.
The Right Stuff was a better plane movie.
Dogfight me.
I loved that one as well. The Right Stuff, Top Gun, and Apollo 13.
Live action Macross, not Rowboat-ech, when?
I ought to watch macross. anyway you KNOW they will ruin it
genuinely shocked they never used this in "the boys". they all about le ironic pop songs.
>gay in gayest year to ever exist wants bros being bros to be gay so he can feel good
many such cases
This scene wouldnt be out of place in a movie made by someone like tommy wiseau.
Did Tony Scott kill himself because he was a closet homosexual?
it's gay as frick dude
everyone made fun of this shit back in the day
now you guys think it's some attack on your faux-masculinity and muh israelites did this!
Poor Val 🙁 Based Tom for ensuring he would return
that's what you get for falling for the pornisraelite meme of eating pussy
now god had smote that beta homosexual for doing submissive acts on women
Yeah, that was the reason, not that he was drinking and doing drugs like a maniac.