please, whitey, we need you to join the US army

please, whitey, we need you to join the US army

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit is dying, accept it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Top Gun is capeshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >can't envision a blockbuster that isn't capeshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's not wrong. It's basically about US military "superheroes" who are magically brilliant at everything.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Within the context of the film, their superhuman feats are acknowledged as non-magical and achievable to anybody with enough skill. With somebody like Batman or Iron Man, it is repeatedly stated that they are one of kind and that their mantle can only be passed down to a select few

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you dumb? Most Marvel movies are also military propaganda with white male leads

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        never said otherwise, are YOU dumb?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if its not capeshit, then its okay to die for Israel

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But he was in the Navy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ...a subdivision of the Us army, You autistic frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not though. It is a sub division of the US armed forces. But not the army.

        t. pendantic autistic frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh no it's moronic

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I join the army? They don't have fighter jets

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it means i get to suck h_ngm_n's wiener on daily basis, sure

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My twelve year old sister is getting her breast buds. I'm trying to help her out as best I can. Back massages and threadbare panties for comfort.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. You don't even need to be a US citizen to serve in the US military. In case you weren't aware. You only need to be in the country legally. No one needs you whitoids. You've already been replaced. In case you weren't aware. America doesn't need whitoids for birth rates, for military, for anything. Bye!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >let's frick over all the white people!
      >US suffers massive decline in quality of life, economic power, and military ability
      >WE DON'T NEED U
      Yeah man it's working out great, hey do me a solid and skip the articles on white flight when your city has no tax base to fix your lead filled water system.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Welp, a country is never it's ideals. It's simply what it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so this is why the USA lost to the fricking talibans, also yes they need them, the USA still has massive programs in europe to not oy enlist them in the military but bring them to the USA to be their scientists, not so long ago a feral pavement monkey killed an italian guy in one of those programs, god I wish there weren't more whitoids being enlisted by the USA because that only means good news for the world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      greatest warriors in the world vs. sub 85IQ cowards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chinkpanzee moment. If you actually didn't need us, then you would stay in your third-world shithole countries. The truth is that you need Big Brother whitey to look after you and always will.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Masterfully crafted bait. Cheers.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was the Navy you fricking moron. He landed on ships. NAVY.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re stupid enough to ENLIST into the Army over a movie about a Navy Pilot then you deserve what’s coming to you.

    -someone who was stupid enough to enlist in the navy for 10 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What convinced you? Not fricking Transformers, better not have been.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am legally blind in one eye can i join the air force, i am 25 and neet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No you can't join any branch lol sorry bud. You should just go to school. Pick a smart career in STEM.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >top gun maverick, so handsome, so cool, so brave, wziuum wziuum, pif paf pif paf, wziuuuuuuum
    *wears glasses*
    >Join The Navy

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pure zogbot propaganda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't disturb the lil' zogbots. they're having their annual army vs navy debate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but some of the greatest movies of all time are blatant propaganda.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >makes a billy without the insects in the name of american exceptionalism
    I love my country so fricking much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick's a Billy?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf i love ukraine now

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is about as apolitical as a military movie can be.
    The focus isn't on why they're doing shit, but how they do that shit, and the hardships and relationships involved.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it makes the US military look like the default good guys then that's blatant fricking propaganda isn't it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If the people making the movie are a particular Nationality then it clearly panders to that Nation's Military interest.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That is the exact stance taken on Chinese films why not with PROVEN American propaganda?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No that would be the MCU as the military is largely a backdrop and is full of buttholes or even antagonists, Top Gun is clear propaganda. A bunch of attractive people drinking, playing football, singing and having fun dogfight practice while quipping and blowing up some faceless bad guys without any causalities or life altering injuries is 100% propaganda. They even have a strong woman and minorities as the greatest pilots to show anyone can join and have fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Flying a fighter jet is really fun though until you die in a horrific crash.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t.goose

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No Captain Marvel showed us that not only is flying jets fun but crashing can give you superpowers

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >don't pay for movie
    >don't join troony military
    Nothin personnel, israelites.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idc it was cool

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I forget if there was a story reason that Charlie just disappeared. Did she die? Was she just "at home" during the whole film? He wound up with the admiral's daughter at the end, so it's just them now?
    I'm aware that Charlie's actor hit the wall at light speed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't ask stupid questions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Give me stupid answers then

        No that would be the MCU as the military is largely a backdrop and is full of buttholes or even antagonists, Top Gun is clear propaganda. A bunch of attractive people drinking, playing football, singing and having fun dogfight practice while quipping and blowing up some faceless bad guys without any causalities or life altering injuries is 100% propaganda. They even have a strong woman and minorities as the greatest pilots to show anyone can join and have fun

        It is propaganda but I'd rather have the "you can join and do anything" side of it than "white men suck and are cringe side". The female you're referring to was among the best yet still crashed her fricking plane. And in the end, Maverick (white male) is still THE best.
        Top Gun also never hid that it's propaganda. There's a clear difference between it and something like new lord of the rings.
        >Oh we didn't mean to cast all these black people in an ancient European setting, they're just the most talented pick :^)

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 28 year old virgin and my friend tells me I should enlist in the air force to get laid. I make 39k a year in a cuck factory. She thinks id somehow become really hot if I was in the military. I told her I don't want to be a fricking zogbot slave. My oneitis dated a guy who was in the military which tempts me but that is such a pathetic way of thinking. Like yeah that will do anything. I figured national guard might be cool to do since you still get training and can do it part-time and might get to do something interesting like help out with a disaster zone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If your goal is to get laid there are better choices than joining the military. You should look at the military strictly as a possible career path because if you join for any other reason you'll be miserable and find yourself in the same shitty position 4-6 years from now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Join the border patrol or coast guard if you actually want to serve and protect this country. Alternatively you could join the navy if you want to lose your virginity to another man.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >please, whitey, we need you to join the US army
    This but unironically. All the military branches are looking to underperform in their recruiting levels this year and now they're scrambling to find people. Guess when you gay things up in the name of diversity and inclusion while offering shit pay people don't want to join, who knew the military's primary working demographic wouldn't love lefty shit?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Capeshit is dying, accept it

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To all the chuds in this thread.Without using any schizo babble explain to me how invasion of Ukraine is related to nato , Israel or israelites.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Russia was afraid of a NATO-friendly Ukrainian government getting closer to the West and decided to invade to quickly enact a regime change. If done quickly enough it would have been a fait accompli and the West would have accepted it, however a few early failures ensured that NATO was able to rally together and chose to support Ukraine.

      As for the israeli part, Zelensky is israeli along with some other prominent Ukrainians. He's probably somewhat corrupt but so are all the politicians over there. Probably has nothing to do with Israel, but you never know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ukraine is a israeli puppet state. Bidens kid, Pelosi's kid, Romney's kid and a few others elected officials kids "work" there

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *