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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This man pulled the most beautiful woman of our generation being morbidly obese. He is n example. A true hero

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you watch interviews with him, he seems like the most genuinely nice guy. maybe it can work sometimes, maybe Kirsten was done with jerkchads

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jerkbros it's time we start kindmaxxing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dont take the kindpill it only works if you're rich

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nicecels on suicide watch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the most beautiful woman of our generation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude Kirsten has a feeder fetish. He lost the weight for a role and she'll fatten him back up

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude Kirsten has a feeder fetish.
        Kirsten confirmed female version of Brosnan.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      most beautiful non-South Korean woman of our generation*

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kys, seriously

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you post a picture of webm as an example
        You can post images, right?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the ugly bastard that gets to plow kristen dunst and I don't, it's over

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plemonsbros we need a name for the fan squad. I’m thinking Plemheads. Also what’s your favorite plemformance? For me, it’s the power of the dog. Should’ve gotten the oscar

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game Night without a doubt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYM6tWIjr-I

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plempeople/Jessejesters is my vote
      for me it’s Fargo season 2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plemonsters.
      Ending Things.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Plemmings
      It’s a derogatory term for Plemonbros but we take it from the bigots and wear the word with pride.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the fat c**t can reshoot his El Camino scenes now

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's losing the weight too quick. He will end up looking worse

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are saying he’s on that new ozempic weight loss injection. I think he looks a lot better

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he looks like he has cancer

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ozempic
        Most likely. Frick no he looks terrible, losing the weight way too quick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people are meant to be chubby

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Former fatties either turn into male models or they look like they have cancer

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's bizarre how many people with chad genetics become fat.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a medication that will prevent him from selecting such shitty footwear?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it’s possible, I’d like to swing the conversation away from bullying jesse

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No bully Jesse. Just saying maybe he would look better if he lost the weight naturally and aimed at losing 1 to 2 lbs per week.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fat and lazy bros

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just stop eating, once you get used to it you will feel great. Try OMAD

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate how they keep writing that this pig faced man is desirable to women.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat Damon to Meth Damon.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >suit with chucks

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiersten Dunst is a lucky bastard.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you watch plemons hbo show with lizzy?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it was pretty good, kind of by the numbers. An underrated film that he’s in is Hostiles, a western with Christian Bale. Also he’s gonna be in the new Scorsese movie. Things are looking good for our boy

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >converse with a suit

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda liked him better fat, made him seem kinda Phillip Seymour Hoffman-ish

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he played his son in the master

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesse's murder of Todd was unwarranted.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly he has a huge dick and that is why kristen married him. Good for him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always the odd looking ones who are packing

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOVL vs soulless

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's too late, he'll be Fat Todd forever and El Camino will always look strange

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cooking teacher told me I looked like him without my glasses on.
    Now I have hope bros.
    I don't have to stay fat.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did she stop feeding him?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mmmmommy?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kirsten's lost almost as much as weight as him (I realize she was in between pregnancies a few times) and those boobs are gone. A shame.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you watch plemons hbo show with lizzy?

      He didn't lose the weight, Lizzie siphoned it off him using the same dark magic with which she drained her sisters

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        shes a sex bomb but whoever picked that horrific dress out for her needs to be executed

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ozempic is so strange chemically. It works great for weight loss, and apparently, it helps with addiction and distraction. Yet it also targets muscle mass and bone density. That's why Jesse and Jonah look so weird when skinny.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      all it does is suppress appetite. there are plenty of drugs that do that, and they are marketed to hopeless fatties with no self control who are never going to make it.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny how him and Dunst had absolutely zero chemistry in power of the dog.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf Plemonsbros

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sneakers with a suit
    Can people stop this already? It looks fricking awful, looks like a teenager that's been dressed by their mother for something special only to realise they don't own a decent pair of shoes.

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