...PLUS, YOU'LL ALSO GET THE COLORFUL COLLECTION OF ANIMAL STICKERS, AND THE TIGER POSTER!
...PLUS, YOU'LL ALSO GET THE COLORFUL COLLECTION OF ANIMAL STICKERS, AND THE TIGER POSTER!
...PLUS, YOU'LL ALSO GET THE COLORFUL COLLECTION OF ANIMAL STICKERS, AND THE TIGER POSTER!
>OINK OINK ZOO PALS
>BUZZ BUZZ ZOO PALS
ZOO PALS MAKE EATING... FUN
WHEN YOU CLEAN YOUR PLATE.
THEN YOU SEE THEIR FACE
>BECAUSE I AM YOUR LADYYYYYYYYYY AND YOU ARE MY MAAAAAAN
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOUUUUU
Late night as-seen-on-tv commercials were the greatest thing ever in the 2000s
This commercial was running since at least 94
This. All the good ones were '90s.
CLICKETY CLACK
DOWN THE TRACK!
I had some Zoobooks. They were OK for what the were.
>They were OK for what the were.
And what was that exactly? Come on, answer the fricking question.
>These were the hits that brought us together...
if this triggers nostalgia for you you're my friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUWygGsyCyY
ZOOM
3-2-1 Contact is the reason!
Tusic
My parents got me these instead.
same
Time Life is based. I have like 7 series by them. The earth sciences ones are amazing.
> Who should we have write our storm book?
> Well, I found some grizzled new england fisherman who hates but respects storms. And Ted Fujita (the guy who invented the F scale for tornadoes) and Robert Simpson (the guy who invented the category scale for hurricanes) said they'd help.
> Sounds good
get on my level you absolute scrubs
Get on MY level
FUUUCK I REMEMBER THOSE BOOKS. They were sooo kino. you got any more from the series?
Nope. I don't even remember when we got it, my dad gave it to me as a "wedding present" along with a bunch of other stuff they didn't want to pack up when they moved. Somewhere I have his grandads "book of wonders" which is like 1890s autistic science kino.
1899, featuring such classics as "wonders of sponge life" "people who have died and lived again" "curious origins of words" and of course "insects which resemble plants"
I assume the blade doesn't actually work.
The best part was always the double page spread where they would show the animal without its fur, then without its skin, then its skellington.
>the mink is practically all muscle
Cinemaphile as frick
God, I want that Tiger poster. Imagine how cool that would look on your wall.
I didn't get pussy because I didn't have it, girls want guys with zoobooks
FLOOOOOAM
>tfw I actually bought this after enough begging my parents and it ruined all my shit
Yea I had it to and it stuck to everything and destroyed it
Gack got everything stuck in it. Floam became a part of whatever it touched. Playing with industrial waste was so much fun.
Glad my parents weren't as moronic as yours.
Class action lawsuit?
It was like Gak. If it dried on anything it became part of that thing.
>three kids in a commercial
>all of them are white
It was a better time.
Zoboomafoo
they fricked the monkey
It was a lemur, secondary.
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wow that's a based selection of songs. I wanna see if there's a playlist of this or something, I could use it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pure_Moods
So, so, so many people fricked to a dance remix of the x-files theme.
it's the fired up cd compilation for me. nothing but hits, I would have burned out the cd listening to those songs.
>TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOOOUUU
I got these instead of zoobooks.
These were the best. I had ones about sharks, bugs, and dinosaurs
i bet that media and communication one is fun to read nowadays
I had one of these for James Bond. It was pretty cool.
Kino. I brought the "amphibians" one to school when I was in third grade and got detention because one of my friends wouldn't stop hysterically laughing at a picture of two frogs having sex
The VHS tapes had a kickass opening https://youtu.be/jR0vRuZkxdw?si=aGwuecZ1TCnD6JQg
I wanted to live in the interdimensional museum as a kid.
I still do.
How he get that in the tree
Leopards are strong enough to carry carcasses up a tree to eat them. It keeps hyenas and shit from stealing their food.
eyewitness kino
the next day is worth it
I had the dinosaur one, the T Rex one and the Episode I Incredible Cross Sections one.
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im going to kill myself tomorrow
okay
before you do, can you take out a bunch of money on credit and give it to me?
But if you have a nice day you'll never get the tiger poster
Thanks.
Me too
: (
come on and stick around with us for a couple days longer at least
NICE 😀
You call now
Why put off tomorrow, what you can do today?
Never put off today that witch can be done tomorrow
hold on lemme look in my garage I got something good for you guys
>I had a laser tag set
>No one to play with
I had this! So fricking awesome. Used to play it with the neighborhood kids all the time. Loved the guns in it.
Had this. Want to say they had a mine you could buy a well. Fun for awhile but within a year or two everyone just moved onto paintball.
My parents didn't love me enough to get the mine. Or the full auto laser.
My parents bought me this. It worked really well for a few weeks
Random Memory Time, homosexuals
>have made up game friends and I would play
>called it Attack of the Wolverines (nothing to do with the X Men character)
>1 team are hunters
>1 team are wolverines
>hunters get guns
>wolverines have claws
>wolverines "die" for 1 minute
>hunters just "die"
>hunters can't puppyguard "dead" wolverines
>Laser Challenge hits shelves
>friend and I both get a set for Christmas
>now we can play AotW with no cheating
>no more "HEY! I SHOT YOU!" "NUH-UH!"s
>2v6 or 4v4 with the neighborhood kids
Based Michiganderanon
>Michigan
guess again
Anybody else have these bad boys?
Yes I had that, pretty kino other than the binder format
Hell yeah, complete set. Complete nightmare to actually open and read though.
Holy fricking shit, now THERE'S a nostalgia bomb.
SOCKEM BOPPERS
MORE FUN THAN
A PILLOW FIGHT
my uncle punched me in the head with one of those and i split it open on a fridge
pretty sure i still have a scar on my head lol
>THE BEST OF HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS
>IF THIS IS IT
>BEST LET ME KNOW
>IF THIS AINT LOVE
>YOU BETTER LET ME GO
>CALL 1-800-555-LEWIS
ATTACK MASK
AND UNDERWATER GOGGLES
Pick up the phone I'm alone
tryna talk some shit?
>mfw SMOKIN TRAINS!
Anyone remember Better Blocks?
what toys do kids play with nowadays? I only see kids with iPads
WHAT LOOKS LIKE AN ANIMAL
AND BOUNCES LIKE A BALL?
HERE COMES ZOOBALLS!
i've been on an infomercial kick lately. full 30 minute spots or GET OUT.
check out mtv idents for some culture.
SHARK FIN FLIPPERS FOR TORPEDO POWWEEEERRR!!
CH-CH-CH-CHIA!
>I LOVE YOUR BEAT CUZ YOU'RE THE ONE
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I know pain. That's why I don't want anymore of it.
anyone remember a late 90s/early 2000s commercial for a phone card called (Flip It!)? the tv spots were so corny, but i can't find them anymore. they're burned into my brain, but i think i've been mandella'd
Get connected! For free!
I have some old VHS tapes of Cartoon Network and Adult Swim in the early 00s that I really need to get on Youtube or something
hell yes, they sell vhs to pc devices. there is a youtube channel that watches them for content.
Oh, that's cool. I didn't know anything like that existed. I do have a VHS to DVD burner, but that would be much easier.
>AND THE TIGER POSTER!
nice pog
>what do you want for dinner, Cinemaphile?
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The can of Chef Boyardee stole itself from the store.
Ah who cares it was only ravioli. Now if it was spaghet and meatballs everyone in that house is going to jail
I'm more of a Cheesasaurus Rex kind of guy.
ME
WANT
HONEYCOMB!!!1!
‘But I love chef’ god I want to throttle this b***h, talking like that about a can of ravioli
>The Virgin Animal Cwackers in my soup
>The Brad 877 CASH NOW
>The Chad F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREECREDITREPORTDOTCOM BAYBEE
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i have a structured settlement and I need cash now!
This is such a niche demographic. I have no idea why those commercials were all over the place.
it's what makes a Subaru, a Subaru
>t. early 2000s antiques roadshow ads
Imagine owning the world's greatest love songs
I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIIIIIS
I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
LUMBER LIQUIDATORS
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION