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Poor Things stole her night.....

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, Barbie was better than Porn Things

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao no

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This and it's not even close

        Ok morons let's settle this once and for all. In no more than 3 sentences, explain your argument.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Barbie made more money.
          Barbie made over a billion.
          Barbie has more cultural significance.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and it's not even close

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because of the Ken plot. The main Barbie story was lame

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both awful

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      barbie is the most oscar nominated ad of all time

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hasbro shills out serious cash to hire an unprincipled Oscar-winning director to shoot their commercial
        >critics get confused and think this must mean the commercial is high cinema
        culture is dead

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at her, the poor thing.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was basically a better barbie anyway

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ken's song should've won over the Billie Eilish one

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're about the same.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbie is kind of a weird movie in how it made Margot's Barbie a mostly passive presence, where things happen to her or happen around her and she has little agency. She's almost like a blank audience stand-in.
    It's obvious why she wasn't nominated for Best Actress

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Barbie a mostly passive presence, where things happen to her or happen around her and she has little agency.
      100% agree. That's one of the first things I noticed. Her journey starts not as an exercise in self reflection but because she's a doll who's being played with in a depressing manner. When faced with a choice she chooses the blue pill but is made to go with the red pill. She's taken by Mattel, then rescued by the depressed mom. Meanwhile Ken chose to go with Barbie, chose to explore patriarchy, chose to bring it back to barbieland, fricking took over their government and culture immediately, and took an active role in self discovery.

      Then once Barbie gets back and discovers what happens, she just gives up. Literally just lays on the ground waiting for someone else to fix it for her. And when they finally have the solution what do they do? The most toxic femininity shit imaginable. Manipulate the Kens by toying with their love for the Barbies and turning them against each other. Destroying all of the Kens positive relationships.

      And how does it end? The Kens are back to being homeless in a dystopian hellhole while Barbie leaves that mess behind because she earned a real vegana.

      The movie becomes much more interesting when viewed from the perspective of Ken as the protagonist.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, all of that + how toward the end they strangely made the movie a musical for Ken, but not a musical for Barbie?
        Sure, Goose is a singer and Margot isn't, but couldn't she train and develop that skill for the role? The movie's title is "Barbie", not "Ken and Barbie".
        Shouldn't the catchy song that gets performed at the Oscars be one performed by Barbie, the main character, or by Barbie and Ken together?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least she's still the superior foot goddess.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie about prostitute beats out feminist movie based on feminist icon made by feminist writer/director

    Lmfao even leftists prefer prostitutes over feminazi bullshit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feminism has been out of style for a little bit now. It was big before Covid hit and Trump was president.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      both a rabidly feminist movies

      (I presume)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      both movies are feminist trash, the only difference is that one of them is out-of-date, meandering "i'm strong and capable and independent or whatever" girlpower feminism and the other is zoomer feminism which is all about being a massive bawd and virulent misandrist

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are both more about patriarchal society than female autonomy. The bawdtiness and misandry isn't prescriptive, just a satirical expression of base urges trained out of women

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MARGOT ROBBED

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What an abysmal year for film. The Academy was correct to give a Christopher Nolan film Best Picture and that's just horrifying.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Margot will get a consolation oscar within 2 years

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood will crash in 2 years lmao, there's another strike is coming in this summer in case you didn't know and this time it's the wagies are doing it.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    noone will remember poor things like noone remembers the constant gardner. The oscars is all fake.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people feel like this movie deserved to win anything? It’s an okay flick that turned into a meme with women. Thats it.

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