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Post Cinemaphile gags that make you kek
>thing goes off screen
>that one stock glass breaking noise

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ba dum tiss

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my leg

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MC tries to get into somewhere by using a disguise
    >Character B can apparently see right through their disguise
    >MC has not a single fucking clue who they’re referring to
    >The real MC in a poorly made disguise comes in
    >The fake MC was just an entirely new character who was genuinely somebody else

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a drifter. Just blew into town.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Characters slowly sliding into frame to slowly do something they shouldn't be doing and zipping off after

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >characters trying to be stealthy
    >make absurdly loud noise or do something extremely overt
    >nothing happens
    >character breathes a sigh of relief or does something innocuous
    >everyone in a hundred miles is instantly alerted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes the Hitman effect

  6. 1 month ago
    Broken_Gizmo

    >thing that shouldn't burst into flames or explode does
    >characters are arguing and when character A finishes the argument they do it in character B's voice
    Only example i have of the latter is that 1 episode of space ghost c2c.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For the first one Homer making cereal burst into flames is still one of my favorite jokes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >thing that shouldn't burst into flames or explode does

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Weapon check
    >"Give me all your weapons"
    >Gives sword
    >"I said all weapons"
    >Gives hidden dagger
    >"raises an eyebrow"
    >Pulls comedically small knife from sleeve

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Related
      >Character with tendency towards kleptomania gets stopped and frisked
      >Security proceeds to remove far more loot than said person could physically hide on their person
      >Bit ends with a comically oversized object (anchor, kitchen sink, etc.) being removed

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Whenever someone says, Quick, Act Natural!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post any examples. I love that gags

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >narrator speaks about the story going on
    >characters speaks back

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    Dunno, just like it when shows do this. Pic unrelated, just wanted to share it.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

    Dumb as fuck but it gets me every time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Got some examples?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He's right behind me isn't he?
      >No I'm right in front of you jackass.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=24

    ?t=16

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Adhesive shenanigans like when Donald accidentally put rubber cement in his waffle batter or the new Loony Tune short where Daffy gets tangled in gum.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He’s right behind me isn’t he?
    >You’re gonna wanna come take a look at this…”
    >*lights go out* *eyes clearly and brightly lit*
    >Random use of source engine sound effects
    >Well THAT just happened!
    >Writer fetish blatantly showing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but if you're out here..
      >then who's in there!?
      And all variations.

      >>*lights go out* *eyes clearly and brightly lit*
      >*An extra pair of eyes opens*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>but if you're out here..
        >>then who's in there!?
        >And all variations.
        But what I wanna know is, where's the caveman?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >character drools or cries so much that they fill up the entire room with it.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This joke

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Character is trying to appear dignified in front of others.
    >Accidentally hit button that reveals embarrasing thing of theirs that totally ruins their credibility.
    >Character freezes for a moment
    >Starts rapidly pressing the button again and again, hoping to hide the embarrasing thing and save their dignity
    >For no reason, the button suddenly stops working

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >For no reason
      This shit is real, it happened to me before

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >something comedically big hits the windshields of some vehicle
    >driver turns on the wipers

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Character has something mean or an embarrassing prank happen to them
    >Next scene has something going on in the foreground while the character slowly and professionally gets a weapon prepared
    >bonus points if they do the "check the wind with the thumb" gag
    >Foreground conversation suddenly interrupted by the character hitting the guilty party

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Always makes me smile

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