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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I watch a movie with my girlfriend she either falls asleep or is on her phone the entire time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry about it anon that's not an issue with your girlfriend specifically. That's just how women are.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are women so bad at watching movies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With me it always leads to AT LEAST a blowjob. Like we can’t watch shit unless it’s at the theater…and even then it better be full—opening day, not an empty seat in sight. I don’t know why we can’t glance at each other without it turning sexual. I wish she was more a girlfriend and less a lover. Anyway, for some reason we were able to enjoy “Don’t Look Up” all the way through and that one movie where the chick gets raped and then dies in the snow with the dude that lost his dick and that other chick from Marvel (I hate Marvel).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad I don't have a gf, I'm too autistic to put up with that shit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It Follows.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >with your gf
    bold

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mandy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me staring at the lady sitting near me in an empty subway car at 3 in the morning

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >When the guy next to you has A BAT CREDIT CARD!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched this with my gf and she kept asking me If I thought the girls were hot. I just said no because I thought she would get jealous and that I watch it for the guys. She hasn't invited me over since.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We've seen:
    >Boogie Nights
    We laughed a lot
    >Poor Things
    She fell asleep 3 times on 4 separate attempts of finishing it
    >Midsommar
    We enjoyed it a lot, she sucked my dick after
    >Hellraiser remake
    I was like meh, she hated it
    >Dune 1 and 2
    I became a fan, she hated both
    >SW trilogy
    We both enjoyed most if it but NuWars, except for Solo wich its a guilty pleasure to me
    >Talk to me
    We both tought it was decent horror movie

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spring Breakers if you have some coke

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of being an incel. If I don't get a gf this year, I'm offing myself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the plan?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gf is into horror/suspense shit. Recently watched Return of the Living Dead, 21 days later, 21 weeks later, and Signs. Also watched Gladiator while drinking a bit. She loved it. Not sure if Spartacus would be too kino for her.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer watching shitty films

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine she smiling as you walk away anons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine women throwing up as I walk away from them. It just seems to be the type of thing they'd probably do around me.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>your gf
    why do you have to hurt me like this, anon?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they America's sweethearts when there is a problematic age difference? I mean he is 8 years older than her, she is a fricking child.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit there is an article that says that unironically
      https://www.businessinsider.com/shocking-age-gaps-between-actors-in-famous-romantic-comedies
      >Iconic duos like Julia Roberts and Richard Gere and Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling aren't close in age.

      I will give them Gere and Roberts but what the frick? Suddenly 8 years age difference is something significant? When does the pussyfication end?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The age difference in "Pretty Woman" was the point. Gere was a wealthy middle-aged boomer, and Roberts was a gen-x call girl. The movie wouldn't have worked if they were the same generation. I mean, you could argue that "Pretty Woman" was a shit movie, but clearly the casting israelites (like David Cole at the time, kek) knew what would sell tickets, because tickets were sold by the truckload.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just googled pretty woman and that box office is fricking impressive. I knew it was big but 463m for a 14m rom com? and that's obviously much higher now adjusted for inflation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 11 years older than my fiancee. These people are fricking pathetic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks younger and better than her

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Das Boot
    Cross of Iron
    Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
    Lawrence of Arabia
    Taxi Driver
    Triumph of the Will

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This. After a while you begin to appreciate your gf not talking or bothering you. If she can't focus on the movie then that's her problem.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GenX women used to love Basic Instinct, don't know about anyone younger.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Used to let my ex gf pick the porn videos we would watch before getting it on and she picked that Mia Khalifia IR threesome video. Was an instant red flag.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She said she was just curious and thought it was a gross and they were ridiculously big in a bad way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, sure

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good will hunting

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t have gf…thanks for reminding me

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >with your gf

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i can't imagine most of the movies doing that

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you try dating a chick 7 yezrs older? Seems like my only choice now (and even then I'm not sure, she was into me but we didn't past glancing at each other).

    It's that or spending the summer alone.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not A Clockwork Orange on a first date.

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