post movies that WILL make one cry. sincere intense tear jerkers only

post movies that WILL make one cry.
sincere intense tear jerkers only

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how is he such a hypersensitive super-empathic crybaby while simultaneously being so callous?
    doesn't make sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the trick is to only care about yourself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's fricked in the head, what self-agrandizing "psychiatrist" gets addicted to benzos to near-death? an unstable hack

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        maybe he is secretly trans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hes actually just a psychologist isnt he? hack levels off the charts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most psychiatrists actually believe the bullshit drug based treatment regime that pharma companies push. More are probably hooked on something than not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most psychiatrists actually believe the bullshit drug based treatment regime that pharma companies push. More are probably hooked on something than not.

        he's a psychologist, you moronic apes
        not that you'd know the difference

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      90% of right-wingers are complete hypocrites to the point that their words hardly ever match their actions. It's all projection/deflection.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        trans women are women nazi. kys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        maybe he is secretly trans

        he's fricked in the head, what self-agrandizing "psychiatrist" gets addicted to benzos to near-death? an unstable hack

        the trick is to only care about yourself.

        >cryptoisraelite materialist juden peterstein crying because they're isn't a god past consooming

        how is he such a hypersensitive super-empathic crybaby while simultaneously being so callous?
        doesn't make sense

        man i really should've used the crying pepe for the OP image

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This scene from Gattaca made me cry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This isn't Reddit you dumb fricking troony. Kys b***h.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Funny, I think the exact same shit about Lefty Black folk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >callous
      how is he callous?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't want trannies to groom your children

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He is against using gender pronouns, that hurts my axe wound immensely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s easy. He’s crying over the state of the world, and he’s being callous with the people who made it that way. Every far right winger is a romantic at heart, you have to be to dream of a better tomorrow.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most don’t dream of a better tomorrow but rather lament the lost past, that’s where the tears and sadness come from.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can do both.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i cry and screech and wail about women, minorities, trannies, "leftists", non-christians and basically everyone that doesn't 100% agree with me because i'm actually a super-empathetic romantic softie "dreaming of a better tomorrow"
        We're reaching levels of cope never thought possible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a massive hack, dumb right-winger idea of an intellectual while actually being a fraud, classic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's canadian
      t. canadian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He got MKUltra'd in 2020.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reactionaries are almost always paper tigers
      The ones that aren't are dangerous psychos that usually get themselves killed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but anon, hes libertarian. 'reactionary' implies he follows some sort of dogshit authoritarian ideology like neoliberalism or leftism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the trick is to only care about yourself.

      90% of right-wingers are complete hypocrites to the point that their words hardly ever match their actions. It's all projection/deflection.

      >hypersensitive super-empathic right wing crybaby who only cares about himself
      wow he's literally me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's a genuine soul, moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dilate troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >All protesters are bad and only care about looking good. Also, the protesters I agree with are noble patriots and should keep going.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      look at all the astroturfing in the replies to this. fricking troons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a israeli puppet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You literally have cognitive dissonance. It's amazing how people like you can't ever seem to realize you're wrong when your views make no sense and completely oppose each other

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trans women are women nazi.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cryptoisraelite materialist juden peterstein crying because they're isn't a god past consooming

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Big Fish

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Secret of NIMH

    Frequency

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He based

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Magnolia's ending is one of the only things that has brought a tear in my worn out pessimistic eye in years. That was like 5 years ago though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really? Magnolia's what did it for you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ending when she looks at the camera. It's hopeful

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Saddest movie ever made" - Orson Welles.
    "I won the Oscar for the wrong movie" - Leo McCary.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cleaning of the room is needful, sirs

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Recently. Everything Everywhere All at Once

    I don't remember old movies I've cried to

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not a tear jerker and this doesn't answer your question but the last movie that made me cry was Castle Freak for some reason. specifically the ending. Maybe it was the music idk.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >BAWWWWWW WHY ISN'T THE WORLD THE WAY I WANT IT? WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY OF LOBSTERS! - Judean Peterson

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only anti-west culture warrior gays hate this guy. You don't fool anyone.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Awakenings

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It makes me uncomfortable when he cries so I stopped watching his shit because he cries way too much.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    k-on

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This interview hit me really hard.

    I think he's a good person, even if he has some basic mainstream republican views on things. I believe he really cares about people and wants the best for them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think he is a grifter and his advise is way too basic to be some kind of rolemodel. Still he is 100% right that young men have been beaten down and society will suffer from it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I think he's a good person
      He isn't, he's a grifter piece of shit who defends israeli supremacy and rips off neocon paypigs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon I hate israelites as much as the next Nazi but I’ve never saw him that way. I feel like he’s giving men the literal barebones training for being a man
        >take responsibility for your life
        >don’t be disingenuous
        >speak truthfully
        where tf did you get israeli propaganda from that??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he doesnt actively call for a genocide of all non-whites, this makes him a israelite shill in the eyes of /misc/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That still doesn't mean he's bad, his efforts to help men are noteworthy and he still wants to help me not be lazy pieces of shit
        Him being a shill for israelites doesn't negate that, have some nuance and stop being moronic
        Besides did you really expect him to come out and shit on israelites, you know damn well what would've happen to him
        He's already accused of being a fascist, nazi, racist, now imagine that on top of talking shit about israelites
        Think a little

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ur typing to a double digit iq moron who thinks anybody not calling for gaschambers on public television isnt based

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No i am a nice guy i am smart i have a home and good job and car jordon is wrong

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is his opinion on the prevalence of foot fetishism in young males and its positive correlation with mental illness and disease?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know you’re trolling but I don’t think he’d give a shit. what you do behind closed doors is no one’s business but yours. where it comes into play is waving dildos in children’s faces
      >mommy what’s all over that man’s body?
      >those are dildos sweetie. gay men ram them up each other’s asses and cover them with shit
      >wow! mommy can you explain why Hitler came to power?
      >No I can’t. It’s just a big mystery

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Simple - young males are so b***hwhipped that they don't even have courage to stare women at the breasts, so they look down on their feet and pretend it's better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it is better tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me as the floor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i am not a foot fetishist, but this webm is so cathartic.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do leftists hate on him?
    Is it because he's right wing, shouldn't they also take his advice, get a fricking job and stop being such pathetic losers that complain all day about muh rent and how capitalism is bad?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because he strays from the orthodoxy. doesn't matter that his advice and analysis is totally benign.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally just the troony thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon the real non-meme answer is because the left behaves like a cult. they treat anyone that doesn’t agree with them the same way Scientology does
      >believe the narrative
      >don’t ever question the narrative
      >anyone that disagrees with us is evil and oppressive
      >we don’t believe your truth. we have our own truth
      >if you ever turn from us or question anything we do, you need to be exiled
      it sounds like cliche boomer-talk, but it’s the reality of the situation. frick dude, this shit of the left’s bullshit has played out so many fricking times in history that it’s innumerable, but because people die and new people are born, everyone forgets it over and over and over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      got popular with young males which means that he is bad
      he hadnt even said anything controversial when the knives started to come out back in the day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he has been preaching self help for 20 years now, nobody gave a frick.
        he only started to come into public consciousness when he argued against the pronouns bill in canada in 2015, it didnt come out of the blue

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >argued against pronouns bill
          as i said, nothing controversial

          [...]
          Black person hater, please don't tell me you take Jordan Peterson seriously; i don't want to loose my respect for you

          >typing to a namegay
          >having respect for a namegay
          the absolute state of this board

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bro you gotta sort yourself out before you criticize the world
    >be so fricked in the head you have to put yourself in a coma in russia and apple juice gives you a month long bout of existential dread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, he got addicted to benzos after his wife got diagnosed with cancer. As a man with the addict gene (just like Peterson) I can't criticize him for that, I'd lose my shit too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a massive hack, dumb right-winger idea of an intellectual while actually being a fraud, classic.

      why do you samegay?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you tell me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can tell you samegayged homosexual, your inspect element isn't fooling anyone

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >peterstein fans are schizos just like their daddy
            lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >inspect element instead of setting contenteditable
            tell me how I know you're a computer illiterate eng lit major

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinema Paradiso
    Manchester by the Sea

    and a few that made me very close to crying:
    Dancer in the Dark
    Her
    The Remains of the Day
    The Bridges of Madison County

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean I'm no badass or anything but the dude keeps crying publicly. Can't remember when the last time was anybody saw me cry. He seems very unstable, like looking at a plate of potato salad makes him crack because peeled potatos remind him of the tragedy of existence.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched The Card Counter, it didn't make me cry but it's very bleak and realistic. It's produced by Scorsese but not even he would make a movie that depressing.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Schindler's List
    >haha yeah lol because the nazis lost haha
    Shut up autist

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mental breakdown from drinking apple juice man
    >waaaah we need strong men
    >is personally a massive pussy
    Did millenials really let themselves get brainwashed by this guy 8 years ago?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't recommend modern medicine enough, take the pills
      >gets addicted and almost dies
      he's simply the most bizarre person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He talks like a high person read Greek myth for the first time
        *Kermit voice* You see, the ontological tradgey of Medusa is one of a divine feminity and it's really quite sad, because these women these days... and that's why I went into a 7 month spiraling depression after eating a bowl of spaghettios. Metaphysical speaking.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it’s his bawd daughter

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a movie that everyone should see at least once in their lifetime.
      It's a masterpiece and to me it's the greatest film ever made.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was the animated sequence with the dad and the airfoce song in the world according to garp
    Might have something to do with my dead father who was an airman

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he became hated because he said something along the lines of "i don't think compelled speech is a good thing"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think he became hated because he was a little b***h

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this a recent cry or an old cry? i do like his cries

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Black person hater, please don't tell me you take Jordan Peterson seriously; i don't want to loose my respect for you

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This weepy gay should just go back on benzos already

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the final scenes between the son and the dad in about time always get me

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one time I can remember I teared up a bit was while watching Hacksaw Ridge
    I don't even know why

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THIS MAN THINKS BLACK PEOPLE ARE GENETICALLY INFERIOR TO WHITE PEOPLE

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You would expect leftists to flock Jordan Peterson since they are the most pathetic downtrodden pathetic losers in the country that complain about shit all the time
    >muh twansphobia
    >muh waycism
    >muh mental illness
    >muh depression
    They are the group that talks the most about depression, muh therapy then shit on a man trying to help people

    Pretty pathetic if you ask me

    If they weren't such pathetic politically obsessed animals maybe they'll see the light and get some help, Jordan Peterson would help them in the blink of an eye
    But they don't get it, no, they prefer to screech about non existent issues like white supremacy, racists and nazis, sad as frick and continue to be pathetic losers that read marx 10x per day and jack off to troony porn in their childhood bedroom praying one day Communism will work

    KEK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >leftists to flock Jordan Peterson since they are the most pathetic downtrodden pathetic losers in the country that complain about shit all the time
      Everyone complains about everything. I've heard many right-wingers and left-wingers be huge hypocrite pussies. This is not fence sitting, it is the truth.

      >They are the group that talks the most about depression, muh therapy then shit on a man trying to help people
      Calling fat people ugly on twitter is not help. It would be based if he didn't run away afterwards.

      >If they weren't such pathetic politically obsessed animals
      Pot calling the kettle black.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I've heard many right-wingers and left-wingers be huge hypocrite pussies.

        nta But have a nice day, nobody is buying your centrist bullshit, not in 2022, pick your side, or have a nice day, you're shitty centrist opinion is not needed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not a centrist. you're just too moronic to read words or formulate a response. Try again.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I told you to have a nice day, go on, but make sure to livestream it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No. You'll have to try doing something productive for the first time in your entire life instead of shitposting here because you got banned from Facebook.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You type like some moron stuck in 2010, update your banter homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >people are still buying into that yank divide & conquer bullshit
          lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Embarrassing bait, even for this shithole.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >this shithole
            troony seething Cinemaphile doesn't have a bio to put your pronouns in or a pride banner. G O B A C K

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i teared up at the end of rocky were he's all fricked up and shouting for adriene most recently

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know its basically cheating, cos >le doggos, but I just weep like a little b***h every time I watch this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      vote for that

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Edgy moron namegay teenager again coming out spouting nonsense that never have anything to do with movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao he's been here forever newbie, go back to plebbit

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    True grit always gets a few tears out of me.
    Also allstar superman. Yes, the cartoon.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jordan b pee,son

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    those who do it for me:
    -Au Revoir les Enfants
    -Le Chateau de ma Mère
    -Rain Man

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this clip right here

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    troony DIE troony DIE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw
      dilate

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I shed a tear in Top Gun Maverick at the Iceman scenes

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >heres your rug bro
    >that will be 2000 dollars plus tip :^)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tbf it's a pretty cool rug

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      really ties the room together

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Will Mikhaila sign it? It's so insightful.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Listen to zizek instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he lost the "debate" though
      couldn't even stick to the subject

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jorden never read the short communist manafestio . Its like arguing with a tard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Communism is moronic though. It's vapid abstract historicism for theorycels too pussy to hold on to ethical convictions.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    final battle of 13th warrior

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the only reason leftists give a shit about him is because he criticized the pronouns people.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marley and Me

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jordan Peterson. A crippled mediocre man who sought to play doctor on the world to cure himself. A feeble mind whose only shoddy sanctum was pills and peptalks to slovenly college miscreants who financed his hair transplants.

    Father to a prostitute. Husband to a fraud. He played the jester. His fist up the ass of a Kermit the Frog puppet. Playing it up.

    He comes to detest his body which lied broken with his soul in some Russian woodshed they called a hospital. His family had shut him up there. For years? His gasps of agony went unheard. Rude, foreign voices attended him. No one in the world beyond remembered his words or sought his face. He raved of something that onced seemed a reality but now comes as a warped, gnomish dream. A potbellied goblin, smoking a blunt, insisting his assistant pull something up on a blindingly bright screen. Then they spoke of cannibalistic chimps, shadowy dragons, postmodern neomarxists. The burly nurse plunges the catheter up into his bladder.

    Now returned to civilization. He grins for the welcome mat. Realizes the shortness of it. How cynically the media touches him, holding him by the edges. He is frought with disgust as he uploads his latest exhibitionist blubbering to his YouTube channel. Something is missing. They have all moved on without him. A word haunts him. Covering it all in a slime that sickens him. Outdated.

    Pictures of his daughter prancing around in lobster-themed lingerie are posted on his Instagram feed. He knows a legion of directionless young men in uncleaned rooms are jerking off to his daughter. She takes their money like a prostitute. And he too feels a tinge in his nearly defunct penis as he gazes feverishly upon the whorish images. Little prostitute. My little prostitute, he hoarsely whispers to himself. Fumbling with the cap of the Xanax bottle.

    An atheist. A jesuit. A jungian. A masonic celebrity. A superfluous man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He made trannies seethe, which is good.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God no wonder chuds are so fricked in the head, they turned to this guy for life advice lol

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actual answer. Before sunrise trilogy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't make me cry. it just puts me in that weird mood where you want to cry but it is all just too tiresome

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a moodkiller.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >peterson simps in 2022
    what a life

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