Michael Crichton >John Crichton
https://www.wired.com/1993/04/mediasaurus/ >Les Aspin has to address very specific pressures to carry out his job. But I can frame very general questions and get away with doing mine. How do I justify my position? Well, I can tell myself that I'm too busy to do better, because the news rushes onward. But that's not really satisfactory. Better to say the American people don't want details, they just want "the basics." In other words I can blame my own shoddy behavior on the audience. And if I hear the audience criticizing me, I can say I'm being blamed as the bearer of bad news. Instead of facing what is really going on - which is that my customers are telling me that my product is poorly researched, and often either uninteresting or irrelevant. It's junk-food journalism. Empty calories.
Michael Crichton was always oddly ahead of the curve on conceptualizing some of our current issues before they were ever actually realized. Genetics being a commodity, the climate change hysteria, the unknown risks that come with fricking with AI.
In 50 years we'll discover shrinking tech and Micro will suddenly be a possibility instead of a zany Jurassic Park/Honey I Shrunk the Kids mashup.
>Once Al Gore gets the fiber optic highways in place, and the information capacity of the country is where it ought to be, I will be able, for example, to view any public meeting of Congress over the Net. And I will have artificial intelligence agents roaming the databases, downloading stuff I am interested in, and assembling for me a front page, or a nightly news show, that addresses my interests. I'll have the twelve top stories that I want, I'll have short summaries available, and I'll be able to double-click for more detail. How will Peter Jennings or MacNeil-Lehrer or a newspaper compete with that?
Frick me if that doesn't sound like him predicting Instagram feeding you shit you like via algorithm.
It sounds like the opposite, like he thinks he's going to be the one in charge sending his dogs out to bring whatever he wants back.
to be honest this sounds more like an automated RSS crawler or something to me.
But he was still kind of behind the curve, he thought it was an "accident" or an unfortunate market and management reaction that the media "sells the sizzle, not the steak". Perhaps 93 wasn't as bad yet, and the media landscape was going up because of how new the internet was, but he couldn't dream up the fact that modern media has turned into a special interest and government controlled propaganda apparatus.
In the couple episodes where they round up old antagonist races for team ups, I always wanted to see Rygel lead a squad of some of more nefarious ones on some mission. Especially on a place like one of the black site bank planets, or some equivilant security intelligence site. Tinker Tailor Soldier Dominar sort of shit.
That was going to be the plot for Season 5 or 6 if they didn't get canned at 4.
There's a deleted scene for Peacekeeper Wars that confirms he retook his throne.
I remember a scene where the talks with someone high up and they're basically begging for him to come back, but first he has to transfer the baby and survive the Peace Keeper War.
Probably only "unpopular" because so few have seen Farscape (compared to other scifi shows). If it had been more mainstream then people wouldve been talking about Crighton in the same glowing way they talked about Capt Reynolds from Firefly.
They never knew what to do with the character, beyond having "the audience" have a mouthpiece. Her being a Scarran spy was only disappointing because it ruined everything they setup with Scorpius.
There's a deleted scene where she agrees to team up with Grunchlk that goes nowhere.
In the comics... they redeem her, and she sacrifices herself to save people.
Imagine being a physically imposing dude with super strength & manhandled this tiny pixels girl with weightshifting abilities. The sex must be unimaginable
You misspelled Zhaan. Also you managed to somehow not post a picture of Virginia Hey. It's okay, I still think you're neato. Just try harder next time, bud.
I don't think I ever finished the last season. It was okay overall but had a lot of content that was just boring or pointless. 90% of the reason to watch the show was technogirls gigantor breasts
It was awful.
It was like stargate but without Peter Deluise. Soulless.
I think the Killjoys should have gotten more attention though, and enough budget. They clearly mashed a longer storyline into a single season and it ruined it.
this isn't star trek where they can just replicate clothes, they are stuck on a ship on the run most of the time and had to wear what they had on hand.
>Why would he run around in what is essentially a Space-SS uniform
The only other clothes he had was his NASA outfit, and ditching the white NASA clothing represented his transition away from being a completely fresh off the wormhole-boat newbie.
>no I'm not going to wear well-made, perfectly serviceable clothes despite having no resources, being perpetually on the run, and absolutely no idea how this society works >why? >uh morals!
its not a memory thing, i had no idea who she was is all. shes definitely not white though which is why i thought it i guess. is she a quadroon or something?
Anyone who has ever seen Farscape knows that there is literally no one close to matching him. So many things were ahead of its time. I cant wait for society to calm down a bit so we can have a new show made that wont be pozzed. Imagine young D tooling around the galaxy in Moya's kid (another Peacekeeper/Leviathan Hybrid) with his Uncle Rygel going on crazy adventures & maybe trying to find Earth
>the real john chrichton died, and the doppleganger lived. look it up.
No. They wasn't a "dopple-ganger"
John Crichton was TWINNED, (a concept I remember being introduced on the show when I watched it over 15 years ago, before I could drive), which means they are both equally entitled to being called the original.
I even remember one scene where a woman is saying she looked over the DNA test results and saying "you're both perfect."
>the real john chrichton died, and the doppleganger lived. look it up.
No. They wasn't a "dopple-ganger"
John Crichton was TWINNED, (a concept I remember being introduced on the show when I watched it over 15 years ago, before I could drive), which means they are both equally entitled to being called the original.
I even remember one scene where a woman is saying she looked over the DNA test results and saying "you're both perfect."
they could do some sci-fu and say a perfect copy from some other dimension was produced. but then did the original die or the alt-dimension one?
>She says "you're both perfect, if that's the right word, copies of the original Crichton." The original is dead and gone.
Philosophically and biologically speaking all human beings die every few years, because every molecule in your body has been shed and disposed of and replaced with brand new molecules doing the same exact job.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Who cares about the meat? My soul remains eternal
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wish this pseud brainlet meme would die
2 years ago
Anonynous
>I wish this pseud brainlet meme would die
I mean, it's an annoying meme, but given that we're talking about a sci-fi show, where people are insisting that the real John Crichton died, when I don't consider him dead as he was really twinned, the argument over who is right starts to become a "pseud brainlet meme"
2 years ago
Anonymous
One has nothing to with another. I'm assuming from your post you are actually autistic or at least borderline
2 years ago
Anonymous
>becomes a copyganger >starts going insane almost immediately
show is too off of the deep end for you
2 years ago
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It really was the ultimate scifi, lot's of subtle details mixed with a lot of wacky weird drug brained ideas.
>She says "you're both perfect, if that's the right word, copies of the original Crichton." The original is dead and gone.
what the frick? did they not think that episode out and not realize they killed their main character until too late or something?
2 years ago
Anonynous
>what the frick? did they not think that episode out and not realize they killed their main character until too late or something?
Star Trek did this LOTS.
It doesn't really matter if your main character dies, if he is replaced by a healthy identical copy with all the same memories, then he has functionally been resurrected, and the conflict is resolved so perfectly that the episode might as well never have happened.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They wanted the show to not have a reset button at the end of every episode like Star Trek. So he had to stay dead. Besides, you pretty much forget that he's dead since there's still two of him running around. It's only that one line where it's ever mentioned.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You could watch the show, you know. They have a scene where it's super clear.
Maybe not.
Crighton definitely fricked her before he was twinned so it could have always been from that time as well. Peacekeeper chicks could have a fertilized egg from years before. So all in all the kid could have been John's, John Twin Alpha, or John Twin Prime.
In my headcanon, Stark's mask "downloaded" all of John Twin Alpha's memories, into John Twin Prime's brain. They still arent "his" but the information is there
We get even less info on the big pivotal historic event that they recon. Space is big. Dude was weird. Kill him & don't worry about it, crackers dont matter baby
Dude killed 3 main characters and it's basically never addressed, was probably a take on the star trek trope of villains killing off random nobodies to appear more threatening.
it was the best subversion of that. didnt outstay its welcome either.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah plus even when one of the Crichton's died it had a lasting impact on the story and character development
2 years ago
Anonymous
i think splitting them up was the golden ticket to making it work, kept it from being a matter of the same jokes lines regarding the issue over and over again
also the episode where the split happens was great >THEYRE EATING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2 years ago
Anonymous
*jokes and lines
2 years ago
Anonymous
>also the episode where the split happens was great
I love it because it's very gothic horror while also being sci-fi. That's not common at all, outside of Warhammer 40k.
I love that we ended up getting "John's silly space adventure" episode, followed by "John's melodrama romance with Aeryn" episode. They knew exactly what they were doing with that idea and it was glorious.
Farscape is both heavier and lighter. SG-1 is comfy kino. In Farscape all of the damage characters take in each episode carries over, even if the episode seemed random and forgetable.
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Farscape talks a little longer to get into because its so out there sometimes. But if you get into it, its fricking great.
Scorpius is quite possibly the best "villain" character in all of sci-fi
Farscape wanted to do what star trek didn't do. They are on a starship in space, except their ship is basically defenseless and doesn't have weapons, the episodes don't resolve at the end for the next episode to start like the last one didn't happen, while they explore scifi concepts in a fricked up and fun way.
Still havent watched the last episode of atlantis because I don't want it to end. I was depressed after Farscape because I knew we'd never get another episode.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There's the comics(that aren't going to matter because we're never getting more Farscape, and that's a good thing). They're pretty fun.
god I miss the unreal combination of this level of attention to detail with continuity + plenty of one-off episodes. Most shows now are the opposite: annoying plot that drags on and on, shitty attention to continuity.
This show has a slice of life element, and a certain kind of intimacy with the characters, that just isn't there in any other show.
idk if I wanna rewatch it tho because it also makes me feel lonely.
Farscape is both heavier and lighter. SG-1 is comfy kino. In Farscape all of the damage characters take in each episode carries over, even if the episode seemed random and forgetable.
Farscape talks a little longer to get into because its so out there sometimes. But if you get into it, its fricking great.
Scorpius is quite possibly the best "villain" character in all of sci-fi
He's definitely the best villian in SciFi, and one of the rare instances where a character who's meant to be a genius actually acts like a genius rather than just talks like a pseude but still acts like an idiot
It goes to show just how effective taking minor details into account is when making a smart character. He doesn’t have to rattle off bulshit technobabble or read the script, he just has to take logical steps that a smart and thorough person would. I.E when he has someone with information he desperately wants, and that someone is clearly resourceful and determined, he bothers to make contingency plans. The details of the plan may be sci-fi, but the sentiment behind it is completely logical.
It makes moments like him instantly spotting the plant monster’s nature feel earned, and the fact those moments are relegated to parts of the script that are ultimately inconsequential lets you know he’s not going to bullshit his way through a plot out of nowhere.
Farscape wanted to do what star trek didn't do. They are on a starship in space, except their ship is basically defenseless and doesn't have weapons, the episodes don't resolve at the end for the next episode to start like the last one didn't happen, while they explore scifi concepts in a fricked up and fun way.
They're very different shows but strangely compliment each other quite well, to the point where the Stargate cast actually did a cameo in one episode playing the Farscape crew, if you like one you'll probably like the other
he is that at the start, and faces constant moral dilemmas over hurting other species, etc
then cut to the end where he straps a nuke to his hip and creates a wormhole weapon capable of swallowing the entire galaxy
He is a normal human completely disconnected from his planet, tortured by a completely alien Freddy Krueger lookalike motherfricker, who has multiple love interests die due to his actions. His character progression is extremely organic.
he is that at the start, and faces constant moral dilemmas over hurting other species, etc
then cut to the end where he straps a nuke to his hip and creates a wormhole weapon capable of swallowing the entire galaxy
It's a pretty cool way of showing that you wouldn't just be this unchanged rock in the face of the absurdity he's constantly faced with. it would cause big changes in your personality, and definitely some idiosyncratic behavior.
most "fish out of water" stories have the protag stay constant as the forever imposed upon 'straight man', like in a comedy skit.
yeah, crichton still uses his ingenuity and perseverance to solve the problem in most cases but he has to become a crazy, violent madman as well to survive that hostile environment
i like how in the episode where people are basically drained of adrenochrome, it's mentioned how fearsome of a reputation dargo and crichton (and probably the rest of the moya crew) have acquired by that point
>that one review where the person hated the episode so much they dropped the show, to the point where they say only the starwars Christmas special is worse
yeesh holy shit lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
>They get kidnapped, drugged, milked and put up for auction
milked? should i watch this series?
2 years ago
Anonymous
yes
2 years ago
Anonymous
its worth a shot
2 years ago
Anonymous
Farscape had some of the best alien makeup on tv, but also some of the worst wigs.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kek I forgot the chair its self was basically a giant dragon dildo
2 years ago
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Yes, definitely
2 years ago
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>reviewer got filtered
like pottery. surprised they made it to season 3 at all.
also frick I miss IMDB boards so much, bros.
>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0578124/
can't believe I've actually forgotten this ep. that's such good news. means I waited long enough for my next rewatch. I thought for sure I had permanently reached fatigue on it last time.
I like how he uses pop culture references as a coping mechanism. He does it to remind him of home & as a way to confuse others. Like when he goes frick all crazy & starts spouting earth bullshit it must be so disorienting for everyone
that’s the thing, him using that served a purpose beyond meta humor. It showed the psychology of his character. And other characters would actually respond to it, instead of it only being for the audience. It’s not the same as modern quipping.
>Calling her interrogation techniques agreeable, she drugged and raped Crichton
then she's always enigmatic whenever it comes up who the father is.
irl she was pregnant so they had to write it in, but the show makes a lot of last-minute changes so still valid.
>Calling her interrogation techniques agreeable, she drugged and raped Crichton
then she's always enigmatic whenever it comes up who the father is.
irl she was pregnant so they had to write it in, but the show makes a lot of last-minute changes so still valid.
The clever part was the subtle way it showed John was traumatised by the rape whenever she appeared without ever outright saying it.
she really was the perfect specimen; totally attractive, but with features that were just a liiiiittle bit off in a way that wasn't repellent, making her a truly unique beauty
>she really was the perfect specimen; totally attractive, but with features that were just a liiiiittle bit off in a way that let guys believe that "I could get her".
ftfy
eeh i think there is something to be said about a captivating beauty that simultaneously manages to stand out from the usual stereotypical 10/10 female looks
also i love accents so that was a huge plus for me
as time goes on i find this kind of thing comforting. instead of it being sad to imagine not experiencing it again, it's also something to appreciate: the uniqueness of good art. it feels lucky to have had it happen at all.
Was allowing john to use the wormholes offensively the 4D aliens goal anyway? They just needed a '3rd party' tool to use it? They could have jumped in soon or done something to cancel out his magic blackhole. Like taking it away from him at the end means the threat can't be backed up anymore.
They understood what it represented. They wanted to make sure that no one would pursue wormhole tech easily. Allowing John to start & then stop an actual wormhole weapon is their Fatman/Littleboy. Aint nobody willing to fight after seeing that. John was always moral so They trusted him as far as that, then removed their knowledge
Late to the thread, that is not an unpopular opinion. It's univerally agreed that not only is Farscape the best sci fi tv show, but Cricthon is based as frick.
Yeah no, frick off Whedoncuck. Firefly was never good.
You're upset that not only is Malcom more widely known he's more fondly remembered even with only a handful of episodes and a movie. John improved a lot over the series but he spent 1/3rd of is time on screen screaming or spitting into the camera like a lunatic when he wasn't quipping harder than Starlord on coke. I mean he's still better than Starlord but not by much and not on the level of Malcom.
I had to google malcom to respond to you originally. I barely know what Firefly is, friend. You're a victim of shit taste, that's fine, own it, you exist alongside Lexx fans.
joss wheiner
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well I know them both well which is why I know I'm right and you're not. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
2 years ago
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2 years ago
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I saw 2 eps of Firefly and knew already I'd had enough, just didn't know the cast names yet. If you watched both farscape and firefly, yet your preference is firefly and malcom then I fricking pity you. I genuinely do.
>Stay mad
Cute projection. One was canceled halfway through its first season and had a shit movie to clumsily tie up loose ends. The other had 4 seasons plus a miniseries.
Oh please. Next thing you'll say is that Stargate is one of the best sci-fi shows of all time not the half step above Power Rangers it really is just because it ran for so long.
People actually like the John clone shit? It completely ruined the pacing of season 3, they did absolutely nothing interesting with it outside of one scene where they use it to pass the lethal lie detection test and it made Aeryn completely unlikable.
You gotta respect the fact they actually played it out where as every other scifi show that has a clone plot episode kills the clone off at the end of the ep and then forgets about it.
It was also a good excuse to have the group split up between Moya and Talon for a while and still keep a Crichton in each plotline.
I think you might just be a pleb
Partly because Zahn was much much better as the conscience of the party, but mostly because of the non stop screaming and meltdowns. At least Tammy whatshername had nice breasts.
Why was stark always pretty much terrible? His first few episodes were good, then he became a simp for Zhaan. Then he basically became a liability to every fricking endeavor, then he disappears & comes back as a video game somehow? Then the scarrans make a fake stark to torture Scorpy... his character is a mess
My problem is his personality. For most of the show he just seems hostile to everyone on the ship, except for moments where he calms down & does a sacrifice play, or shows deeper concern & insight. Its just odd. I don't mind him as a gibberish wreak, but I hate it when he is just making things worse or b***hing out other characters.
did you miss the part where stark performs last rites for twinned crichton and then sold those memories or whatever to some video game guy to make himself a zhann fantasy? other crichton + chiana frick up said game and backdoor into the stark fap levels
>Why was stark always pretty much terrible? His first few episodes were good
He was only good for a couple episodes at a time. He would quickly overstay his welcome. It would be better if the came and went a bunch of times, only staying for a couple episodes at a time. His visuals are also not sci-fi enough.
Jool is intentionally annoying to begin with but I liked her by the end. Probably not best girl material but doesnt deserve hate.
Chiana cucks Dargo with his son so, despite being sexy as frick thats a pretty heavy price to pay.
I agree but I dont think chiana deserves that much hate. Dargo is like a 35-45 yr old fricking an 18 year old damaged girl and then trying to marry her out of the blue. Obviously it wasnt going to go well.
I watched it last fall, and I'm already rewatching it now. Still on season 1, waiting for things to heat up between Crichton and Aeryn and for him to start going crazy
>escapist reality where all women are a normal BMI and enjoy sex just because instead of using it as a bargaining chip to improve their own material conditions
the pain never ends
Remember when Rygel called out Stark and Crais for being fricking simps? He wasn't doing it in his usual jesty way either, he was really disgusted by their behaviour towards Aerin.
Rogelio for all his bluster is a total bro. He is far more competent than he let's on & far more moral when it comes to the people he cares about than he pretends. After Jothee, Rogelio no longer does shenanigans with Chiana. After season 1, Rogelio is ride or die with the group too
It's not for no reason that people, myself included, love the little guy like you won't believe.
I find it amazing that a puppet mogs every single sci fi and other genre fiction character of modern TV shows.
I like his maneuvers in the Flax episode.
The way he plays the one guys move so the other guy gets interested, feigning false confidence while losing on purpose
Here's an actual hot take:
This show would have actually been watchable if it didn't have all of the gay Jim Henson shit. Literally rather watch Cleopatra 2929 or whateverthefrick it was called than this. Or Babylon 5. It's got the same filtration system as anime: only the gaygiest dweebs can endure it.
>Cleopatra 2929 or whateverthefrick it was called
I somewhat remember that.
I wonder if I could tolerate the cringe as an adult.
Wasn't it aimed at a female audience though? I remember a lot of pretty boys.
Please be bait. Surely people this tasteless don't actually exist. >Hur I want another scifi filled with humanoid aliens that at best might have a mildly different skin colour and a few bumps glued on their face. Maybe we can have another alien race with pointy ears!
Brand new channel needed some flagship TV series and gave them carte blanche to do whatever. Nowadays every single episode of every TV-series is overseen by a commitee.
Have you seen Strange New Worlds? Try to count the number of producers in the opening credits.
I really wanted a season were Rogelio gets his throne but more than that I wanted the Nebari to invade and release whatever plague STD or what have you that they programmed Chiana with.
If their normal ships can frick up the Zelbinian what would their war machines do? It would probably take a collision between Scarrans, Peacekeepers, Hynerians, Luxans, and the Consortium of Trow to stop them
Michael Crichton >John Crichton
https://www.wired.com/1993/04/mediasaurus/
>Les Aspin has to address very specific pressures to carry out his job. But I can frame very general questions and get away with doing mine. How do I justify my position? Well, I can tell myself that I'm too busy to do better, because the news rushes onward. But that's not really satisfactory. Better to say the American people don't want details, they just want "the basics." In other words I can blame my own shoddy behavior on the audience. And if I hear the audience criticizing me, I can say I'm being blamed as the bearer of bad news. Instead of facing what is really going on - which is that my customers are telling me that my product is poorly researched, and often either uninteresting or irrelevant. It's junk-food journalism. Empty calories.
Michael Crichton was always oddly ahead of the curve on conceptualizing some of our current issues before they were ever actually realized. Genetics being a commodity, the climate change hysteria, the unknown risks that come with fricking with AI.
In 50 years we'll discover shrinking tech and Micro will suddenly be a possibility instead of a zany Jurassic Park/Honey I Shrunk the Kids mashup.
he exposed how America got hoodwinked by the japs along with political corruption, chances are he got wacked.
ironically a ton of shit he wrote about the Japanese at the time applies to China now
>Once Al Gore gets the fiber optic highways in place, and the information capacity of the country is where it ought to be, I will be able, for example, to view any public meeting of Congress over the Net. And I will have artificial intelligence agents roaming the databases, downloading stuff I am interested in, and assembling for me a front page, or a nightly news show, that addresses my interests. I'll have the twelve top stories that I want, I'll have short summaries available, and I'll be able to double-click for more detail. How will Peter Jennings or MacNeil-Lehrer or a newspaper compete with that?
Frick me if that doesn't sound like him predicting Instagram feeding you shit you like via algorithm.
It sounds like the opposite, like he thinks he's going to be the one in charge sending his dogs out to bring whatever he wants back.
to be honest this sounds more like an automated RSS crawler or something to me.
But he was still kind of behind the curve, he thought it was an "accident" or an unfortunate market and management reaction that the media "sells the sizzle, not the steak". Perhaps 93 wasn't as bad yet, and the media landscape was going up because of how new the internet was, but he couldn't dream up the fact that modern media has turned into a special interest and government controlled propaganda apparatus.
never saw it, probably still wont
That's not Rygel
Sadly we never got a spinoff where Rygel was the protagonist and retook his throne.
In the couple episodes where they round up old antagonist races for team ups, I always wanted to see Rygel lead a squad of some of more nefarious ones on some mission. Especially on a place like one of the black site bank planets, or some equivilant security intelligence site. Tinker Tailor Soldier Dominar sort of shit.
There's a deleted scene for Peacekeeper Wars that confirms he retook his throne.
arcs that needed to happen:
>rygel restoration plot with visit to home planet, hijinx ensue
>nebari villains
what else?
He got it back in the follow-up comic series.
wtf bro put that shit in spoiler tags next time
I'm still watching this absolute kino for the first time
That was going to be the plot for Season 5 or 6 if they didn't get canned at 4.
I remember a scene where the talks with someone high up and they're basically begging for him to come back, but first he has to transfer the baby and survive the Peace Keeper War.
>Lose 2 seasons of Farbased
>Get 2 more seasons of zombie Stargate ShitGay-1
based ryge
luv ryge
simple as
I cant imagine this would be unpopular by anyone who has actually seen Farscape
Probably only "unpopular" because so few have seen Farscape (compared to other scifi shows). If it had been more mainstream then people wouldve been talking about Crighton in the same glowing way they talked about Capt Reynolds from Firefly.
And Sikozu is the best waifu
Always wondered how high the actual hairline went. They did a good job of blending the semi-ridge parts out passed the bald cald main.
>And Sikozu is the best waifu
yes
oh god yes
What they did with Sikozu in Peacekeeper Wars was unbelievable. The only real flaw in a mostly satisfying conclusion
They never knew what to do with the character, beyond having "the audience" have a mouthpiece. Her being a Scarran spy was only disappointing because it ruined everything they setup with Scorpius.
There's a deleted scene where she agrees to team up with Grunchlk that goes nowhere.
In the comics... they redeem her, and she sacrifices herself to save people.
*deleted scene from Peacekeeper Wars
I like to pretend the Scarrens replaced her with a biloid spy.
Patrician choice. I don't know why the writers hated her so much.
Should have had her hair down more often
What's the reason she betrayed her friends in the final season ?
And my friend return and join her friends again, in the follow up comic
Scorpy wasn't giving her enough scarran dick
Imagine being a physically imposing dude with super strength & manhandled this tiny pixels girl with weightshifting abilities. The sex must be unimaginable
You misspelled Zhaan. Also you managed to somehow not post a picture of Virginia Hey. It's okay, I still think you're neato. Just try harder next time, bud.
>we never got to see full-frontal nudity of zhaan
why must we suffer so?
what color is her bush hair?
How very animal centric of you
She doesn't have hair
No
Was that the base jumping moron?
She was the only one truly loved Ka D'Argo. He made the wrong decision
Poor girl spills all of her spaghetti but D'Argo just keeps walking. That last timid "I love you" is so sad
daniel day lewis movies are fricking boring as hell
Even Lincoln and There Will Be Blood?
Is mitchell better in that than he was in SG-1?
Much better, him and Claudia black basically swapped roles
Same character but it works better in farscape
much better
based
the most compelling TNG antagonist and the best episode of the entire show. show sucks BTW.
for me, it's The Drake
Dark Matter should've had a chance instead of The Expanse.
It had no budget from day 1, it was doomed. I liked it.
I don't think I ever finished the last season. It was okay overall but had a lot of content that was just boring or pointless. 90% of the reason to watch the show was technogirls gigantor breasts
It was awful.
It was like stargate but without Peter Deluise. Soulless.
I think the Killjoys should have gotten more attention though, and enough budget. They clearly mashed a longer storyline into a single season and it ruined it.
Indubitably.
Why would he run around in what is essentially a Space-SS uniform during his downtime on Moya?
wat?
this isn't star trek where they can just replicate clothes, they are stuck on a ship on the run most of the time and had to wear what they had on hand.
I guess. Also, everyone knows Nazi uniforms look badass
Aryn looked good in his underwear
It's fine, he cut off the sleeves.
>Why would he run around in what is essentially a Space-SS uniform
The only other clothes he had was his NASA outfit, and ditching the white NASA clothing represented his transition away from being a completely fresh off the wormhole-boat newbie.
So Aeryn would like him more.
>no I'm not going to wear well-made, perfectly serviceable clothes despite having no resources, being perpetually on the run, and absolutely no idea how this society works
>why?
>uh morals!
Crichton has no problem with nazis. that's why in the alt timeline where crais didnt chase him he joined them.
>Crichton learns a bit about Scorpy's motivations.
>"Wait, are they the goodies?"
>its a crichton time travels to 1944 earth episode
such a relentlessly handsome man. had the best himbo energy too, despite being super smart.
shes one of my early crushes even though i didnt watch the show and shes a Black person i think
>shes one of my early crushes even though i didnt watch the show and shes a Black person i think
You have a bad memory.
its not a memory thing, i had no idea who she was is all. shes definitely not white though which is why i thought it i guess. is she a quadroon or something?
she's got a bit of australian aboriginal blood
>It's a Chiana huffs petrol episode
>it's a chiana gets sucked into a blackhole episode
Anyone who has ever seen Farscape knows that there is literally no one close to matching him. So many things were ahead of its time. I cant wait for society to calm down a bit so we can have a new show made that wont be pozzed. Imagine young D tooling around the galaxy in Moya's kid (another Peacekeeper/Leviathan Hybrid) with his Uncle Rygel going on crazy adventures & maybe trying to find Earth
>won't cuck you with yourself
>will cuck you with yourself
the real john chrichton died, and the doppleganger lived. look it up.
>the real john chrichton died, and the doppleganger lived. look it up.
No. They wasn't a "dopple-ganger"
John Crichton was TWINNED, (a concept I remember being introduced on the show when I watched it over 15 years ago, before I could drive), which means they are both equally entitled to being called the original.
I even remember one scene where a woman is saying she looked over the DNA test results and saying "you're both perfect."
So the real John Chrichton died, then two doppelgangers lived, then one of those doppelgangers died.
they could do some sci-fu and say a perfect copy from some other dimension was produced. but then did the original die or the alt-dimension one?
What if the original John was mitosis-ized? No death of the original, no continuation of the original
She says "you're both perfect, if that's the right word, copies of the original Crichton." The original is dead and gone.
>She says "you're both perfect, if that's the right word, copies of the original Crichton." The original is dead and gone.
Philosophically and biologically speaking all human beings die every few years, because every molecule in your body has been shed and disposed of and replaced with brand new molecules doing the same exact job.
Who cares about the meat? My soul remains eternal
I wish this pseud brainlet meme would die
>I wish this pseud brainlet meme would die
I mean, it's an annoying meme, but given that we're talking about a sci-fi show, where people are insisting that the real John Crichton died, when I don't consider him dead as he was really twinned, the argument over who is right starts to become a "pseud brainlet meme"
One has nothing to with another. I'm assuming from your post you are actually autistic or at least borderline
>becomes a copyganger
>starts going insane almost immediately
show is too off of the deep end for you
It really was the ultimate scifi, lot's of subtle details mixed with a lot of wacky weird drug brained ideas.
>She says "you're both perfect, if that's the right word, copies of the original Crichton." The original is dead and gone.
what the frick? did they not think that episode out and not realize they killed their main character until too late or something?
>what the frick? did they not think that episode out and not realize they killed their main character until too late or something?
Star Trek did this LOTS.
It doesn't really matter if your main character dies, if he is replaced by a healthy identical copy with all the same memories, then he has functionally been resurrected, and the conflict is resolved so perfectly that the episode might as well never have happened.
They wanted the show to not have a reset button at the end of every episode like Star Trek. So he had to stay dead. Besides, you pretty much forget that he's dead since there's still two of him running around. It's only that one line where it's ever mentioned.
You could watch the show, you know. They have a scene where it's super clear.
Maybe not.
Crighton definitely fricked her before he was twinned so it could have always been from that time as well. Peacekeeper chicks could have a fertilized egg from years before. So all in all the kid could have been John's, John Twin Alpha, or John Twin Prime.
In my headcanon, Stark's mask "downloaded" all of John Twin Alpha's memories, into John Twin Prime's brain. They still arent "his" but the information is there
she hated him because he died for her, when throughout the series she was trying to die for him.
It's all the same DNA but the only John who didn't sleep with her was the one who ended up raising the kid.
what? John slept with her in s1, before any splitting. so either way, he has slept with her prior.
The twinning was an interesting concept, I just wish they had more lore on the crazy dude that was doing it.
They just kind of kill him, no questions asked, despite creating a major plot point.
We get even less info on the big pivotal historic event that they recon. Space is big. Dude was weird. Kill him & don't worry about it, crackers dont matter baby
Dude killed 3 main characters and it's basically never addressed, was probably a take on the star trek trope of villains killing off random nobodies to appear more threatening.
It was also a play on the old SciFi trope of "character gets cloned, shenanigans, clone dies at the end of episode and everything is back to normal"
it was the best subversion of that. didnt outstay its welcome either.
Yeah plus even when one of the Crichton's died it had a lasting impact on the story and character development
i think splitting them up was the golden ticket to making it work, kept it from being a matter of the same jokes lines regarding the issue over and over again
also the episode where the split happens was great
>THEYRE EATING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*jokes and lines
>also the episode where the split happens was great
I love it because it's very gothic horror while also being sci-fi. That's not common at all, outside of Warhammer 40k.
I love that we ended up getting "John's silly space adventure" episode, followed by "John's melodrama romance with Aeryn" episode. They knew exactly what they were doing with that idea and it was glorious.
Does that make her extremely loyal or disloyal?
lol she wasn't loyal with anything in the show
>MY WIFES SON
Kek
Its kind of funny that whenever they start to get lost in the details of the kid John or Aeryn refer to it as John Crighton's child
>NOOO ME AND HER ARE HAVING SEX, IM GOING INSANE
Their chemistry is so great
Ben and Claudia could frick from opposite sides of a room without touching
HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOGA
Non an unpopular opinion but
FRICK JOTHEE
Based, and frick Chiana too!
>mfw she was supposed to be a one-off but coomers demanded that she stay
2000s nerds actually whacked off to her cringe ass raptor poses. Unreal
>whacked off to her cringe ass raptor poses.
Yes.
God I hated her hunched over posture, once you notice it's terrible. And she has no fricking breasts, it's all push up and stuffing.
Once the dust settled, I wonder if Jothee and D'Argo bonded over finding out that her "great breasts" were actually makeup
how dare you, you filthy zoomer. china is not cringe she is cute
you don't understand, raptors were super-cool in the 1990s, like a mini-predator but real
t. Millenial
>mfw making my way through stargate sg-1 right now
how does farscape compare?
Farscape is both heavier and lighter. SG-1 is comfy kino. In Farscape all of the damage characters take in each episode carries over, even if the episode seemed random and forgetable.
cool, i'll give it a go after sg-1
See you in a year, because you will also have to watch SG Atlantis.
compared to SG-1 seasons 9 and 10, Atlantis watches pretty fast
Still havent watched the last episode of atlantis because I don't want it to end. I was depressed after Farscape because I knew we'd never get another episode.
There's the comics(that aren't going to matter because we're never getting more Farscape, and that's a good thing). They're pretty fun.
god I miss the unreal combination of this level of attention to detail with continuity + plenty of one-off episodes. Most shows now are the opposite: annoying plot that drags on and on, shitty attention to continuity.
This show has a slice of life element, and a certain kind of intimacy with the characters, that just isn't there in any other show.
idk if I wanna rewatch it tho because it also makes me feel lonely.
Farscape talks a little longer to get into because its so out there sometimes. But if you get into it, its fricking great.
Scorpius is quite possibly the best "villain" character in all of sci-fi
He's definitely the best villian in SciFi, and one of the rare instances where a character who's meant to be a genius actually acts like a genius rather than just talks like a pseude but still acts like an idiot
It goes to show just how effective taking minor details into account is when making a smart character. He doesn’t have to rattle off bulshit technobabble or read the script, he just has to take logical steps that a smart and thorough person would. I.E when he has someone with information he desperately wants, and that someone is clearly resourceful and determined, he bothers to make contingency plans. The details of the plan may be sci-fi, but the sentiment behind it is completely logical.
It makes moments like him instantly spotting the plant monster’s nature feel earned, and the fact those moments are relegated to parts of the script that are ultimately inconsequential lets you know he’s not going to bullshit his way through a plot out of nowhere.
>villian
You mean opponent.
Farscape wanted to do what star trek didn't do. They are on a starship in space, except their ship is basically defenseless and doesn't have weapons, the episodes don't resolve at the end for the next episode to start like the last one didn't happen, while they explore scifi concepts in a fricked up and fun way.
They're very different shows but strangely compliment each other quite well, to the point where the Stargate cast actually did a cameo in one episode playing the Farscape crew, if you like one you'll probably like the other
It's somewhere between Star Trek and Lexx
How is that an unpopular opinion? Everyone who's seen Farscape knows it's true
Almost no one has seen farscape
And if they saw it they'd agree
I like that when you starts watching Farscape he looks like a basic whitebread american hero but he turns out to be absolutely crazy and deranged
he is that at the start, and faces constant moral dilemmas over hurting other species, etc
then cut to the end where he straps a nuke to his hip and creates a wormhole weapon capable of swallowing the entire galaxy
He doesn't just strap a nuke to his hip, he uses it.
Dont lie. He forgets it on the elevator
He is a normal human completely disconnected from his planet, tortured by a completely alien Freddy Krueger lookalike motherfricker, who has multiple love interests die due to his actions. His character progression is extremely organic.
It's a pretty cool way of showing that you wouldn't just be this unchanged rock in the face of the absurdity he's constantly faced with. it would cause big changes in your personality, and definitely some idiosyncratic behavior.
most "fish out of water" stories have the protag stay constant as the forever imposed upon 'straight man', like in a comedy skit.
yeah, crichton still uses his ingenuity and perseverance to solve the problem in most cases but he has to become a crazy, violent madman as well to survive that hostile environment
i like how in the episode where people are basically drained of adrenochrome, it's mentioned how fearsome of a reputation dargo and crichton (and probably the rest of the moya crew) have acquired by that point
frick, remind me which ep that was?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0578124/
>that one review where the person hated the episode so much they dropped the show, to the point where they say only the starwars Christmas special is worse
yeesh holy shit lmao
>They get kidnapped, drugged, milked and put up for auction
milked? should i watch this series?
yes
its worth a shot
Farscape had some of the best alien makeup on tv, but also some of the worst wigs.
Kek I forgot the chair its self was basically a giant dragon dildo
Yes, definitely
>reviewer got filtered
like pottery. surprised they made it to season 3 at all.
also frick I miss IMDB boards so much, bros.
>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0578124/
can't believe I've actually forgotten this ep. that's such good news. means I waited long enough for my next rewatch. I thought for sure I had permanently reached fatigue on it last time.
scratch n sniff
that looks like the cast of Stargate season 10 lol
Because half of them ended up in Stargate
He's too quippy.
You're living in a post-MCU world. He's the right amount of quippy, it's just more or less been ruined going forward for new characters.
I like how he uses pop culture references as a coping mechanism. He does it to remind him of home & as a way to confuse others. Like when he goes frick all crazy & starts spouting earth bullshit it must be so disorienting for everyone
that’s the thing, him using that served a purpose beyond meta humor. It showed the psychology of his character. And other characters would actually respond to it, instead of it only being for the audience. It’s not the same as modern quipping.
Exactly. It was also a great medium for him to process his shit in the toon episode
I like that the others never try to understand his references, they just brush it off as John saying weird human shit again
She gave me a pregnancy fetish
I always forget that she got pregnant by Crichton. It somehow completely slipped by me the first them, then each time I remember and forget again.
>she got pregnant by Crichton
wait wut
>Calling her interrogation techniques agreeable, she drugged and raped Crichton
then she's always enigmatic whenever it comes up who the father is.
irl she was pregnant so they had to write it in, but the show makes a lot of last-minute changes so still valid.
I think this is your headcanon, it wasn't ever said who the father was.
The clever part was the subtle way it showed John was traumatised by the rape whenever she appeared without ever outright saying it.
It was crazy that they even acknowledged it as rape given the day & age
why is she bathing in cum
>no sweaty pk tech girl wife
I dont want to live like this bros
crichton should have infiltrated peacekeeper bases more often
they were prime pusy hunting grounds
and sebacean women were keen for some human dick, man they love that human dick.
she really was the perfect specimen; totally attractive, but with features that were just a liiiiittle bit off in a way that wasn't repellent, making her a truly unique beauty
fish lips
>she really was the perfect specimen; totally attractive, but with features that were just a liiiiittle bit off in a way that let guys believe that "I could get her".
ftfy
eeh i think there is something to be said about a captivating beauty that simultaneously manages to stand out from the usual stereotypical 10/10 female looks
also i love accents so that was a huge plus for me
that's the secret of all movie "heroes"
they are often not even attractive naturally
that just get a 6/10 and spam it in makeup to look like an 8/10
The other half of the equation: it's easier to make a good actor who's a 6 look good than it is to teach an untalented 10 to act.
what looks on cam doesn't look good IRL
i.e. porn positions
how
he is like a dumb boytoy
frell you
There are not enough pictures of Aeryn in this thread
Humans are superior!
there will never be another show like farscape
we will never recapture days of joyously weird things carving out their little niches
as time goes on i find this kind of thing comforting. instead of it being sad to imagine not experiencing it again, it's also something to appreciate: the uniqueness of good art. it feels lucky to have had it happen at all.
It's a shame
Raised By Wolves tried, got their budget slashed, and got cancelled. It hurts lads
Was allowing john to use the wormholes offensively the 4D aliens goal anyway? They just needed a '3rd party' tool to use it? They could have jumped in soon or done something to cancel out his magic blackhole. Like taking it away from him at the end means the threat can't be backed up anymore.
it literally served no purpose to them when he did that, and they were super pissed. he tried to justify it but they didn't accept it.
Just weird they didn't try to step in. One of those reverse psychology plans.
They understood what it represented. They wanted to make sure that no one would pursue wormhole tech easily. Allowing John to start & then stop an actual wormhole weapon is their Fatman/Littleboy. Aint nobody willing to fight after seeing that. John was always moral so They trusted him as far as that, then removed their knowledge
Fargate
Season 3 was terrible and John should have left Aeryn as soon as she fricked his clone.
Malcom Reynolds > John Crichton
Late to the thread, that is not an unpopular opinion. It's univerally agreed that not only is Farscape the best sci fi tv show, but Cricthon is based as frick.
Yeah no, frick off Whedoncuck. Firefly was never good.
Stay mad.
What am I meant to be mad at? a failed series that barely lasted one season? poor casting? lack of chemistry? Whedonshit? a movie that flopped?
wew lad, just give up.
You're upset that not only is Malcom more widely known he's more fondly remembered even with only a handful of episodes and a movie. John improved a lot over the series but he spent 1/3rd of is time on screen screaming or spitting into the camera like a lunatic when he wasn't quipping harder than Starlord on coke. I mean he's still better than Starlord but not by much and not on the level of Malcom.
I had to google malcom to respond to you originally. I barely know what Firefly is, friend. You're a victim of shit taste, that's fine, own it, you exist alongside Lexx fans.
joss wheiner
Well I know them both well which is why I know I'm right and you're not. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I saw 2 eps of Firefly and knew already I'd had enough, just didn't know the cast names yet. If you watched both farscape and firefly, yet your preference is firefly and malcom then I fricking pity you. I genuinely do.
You have to go back
if even 10% of the people who claim Firefly was the greatest show ever made had actually watched it, it would never have been cancelled
>Stay mad
Cute projection. One was canceled halfway through its first season and had a shit movie to clumsily tie up loose ends. The other had 4 seasons plus a miniseries.
Oh please. Next thing you'll say is that Stargate is one of the best sci-fi shows of all time not the half step above Power Rangers it really is just because it ran for so long.
Mad about Stargate. Shitting on Power Rangers...
Why do you hate good things bro?
Stargate is one of the best sci-fi shows of all time not the half step above Power Rangers
>tfw no autistic tomboy burzum gf
I'm not going to say Mal is a bad character, he is a very compelling character, but he has got nothing on Crichton
People actually like the John clone shit? It completely ruined the pacing of season 3, they did absolutely nothing interesting with it outside of one scene where they use it to pass the lethal lie detection test and it made Aeryn completely unlikable.
Filtered
Cope
You gotta respect the fact they actually played it out where as every other scifi show that has a clone plot episode kills the clone off at the end of the ep and then forgets about it.
It was also a good excuse to have the group split up between Moya and Talon for a while and still keep a Crichton in each plotline.
I think you might just be a pleb
I'm pretty sure they did it so they'd only have to pay half the cast each episode. Also Stark is the shittest character in all tv history.
why dont you like stark?
Partly because Zahn was much much better as the conscience of the party, but mostly because of the non stop screaming and meltdowns. At least Tammy whatshername had nice breasts.
Why was stark always pretty much terrible? His first few episodes were good, then he became a simp for Zhaan. Then he basically became a liability to every fricking endeavor, then he disappears & comes back as a video game somehow? Then the scarrans make a fake stark to torture Scorpy... his character is a mess
He was never meant to be a main character, so they had no long term plans when they introduced him and couldn't wing it
My problem is his personality. For most of the show he just seems hostile to everyone on the ship, except for moments where he calms down & does a sacrifice play, or shows deeper concern & insight. Its just odd. I don't mind him as a gibberish wreak, but I hate it when he is just making things worse or b***hing out other characters.
And WHAT THE FRICK WAS THE VIDEO GAME ABOUT?
did you miss the part where stark performs last rites for twinned crichton and then sold those memories or whatever to some video game guy to make himself a zhann fantasy? other crichton + chiana frick up said game and backdoor into the stark fap levels
>Why was stark always pretty much terrible? His first few episodes were good
He was only good for a couple episodes at a time. He would quickly overstay his welcome. It would be better if the came and went a bunch of times, only staying for a couple episodes at a time. His visuals are also not sci-fi enough.
What are some more funkino shows like Farscape?
Farscape
SG-1
Atlantis
Lexxx
Dark Matter
Not much else
Futurama
Dead Like Me
Pushing daisies.
Its gay shit but its wholesome and gives me feels. Has a kind of doctor seuss vibe.
Made by the same guy as
I preferred DLM
I have not watched Farscape but Red Dwarf is a comfy kino space show that seems similair to Farscape
Do yourself a favour and watch Farscape.
Which one is the best Aeryn and why is it the princess Aeryn.
What makes princess aeryn so great?
Strangely fitting blonde hair.
That ridiculous yet strangely hot accent.
Those little faces she makes.
Her being Claudia Black, simple as.
Dwarf is fricking awesome, but very different from a Farscape. Go watch it anon, you'll love it.
too bad she is a crazy leftard b***h irl
many such cases
Look at that big ass, look at that big juicy booty
OOH GOOD HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THE IDPOL!!!
thanks for sharing, homosexual.
Well duh, she's israeli, hon
would make little yids with
>imagine not rewatching the show at least annualy.
Joel is easily worst girl. China is a terrible person but she is fun to watch & is a great character. Joel is ugly, annoying, & worthless
Frick my auto correct.
Chiana
Jool
Jool is pretty if you ignore her weird forehead
Bad forehead
Bad skin paint
Bad prosthetics around her mouth
Horrible hair
& that is just her visually
Jool is intentionally annoying to begin with but I liked her by the end. Probably not best girl material but doesnt deserve hate.
Chiana cucks Dargo with his son so, despite being sexy as frick thats a pretty heavy price to pay.
I agree but I dont think chiana deserves that much hate. Dargo is like a 35-45 yr old fricking an 18 year old damaged girl and then trying to marry her out of the blue. Obviously it wasnt going to go well.
I watched it last fall, and I'm already rewatching it now. Still on season 1, waiting for things to heat up between Crichton and Aeryn and for him to start going crazy
>escapist reality where all women are a normal BMI and enjoy sex just because instead of using it as a bargaining chip to improve their own material conditions
the pain never ends
>Its a Scorpious has such hot sex with a spider dominatrix that he pops a thermal rod episode
>
Is it weird that she gives me Melissa McCarthy vibes?
that's a man baby
Anon, that isn't a woman its a mechanic.
This is a mechanic
no that's an engineer anon
No thats a Tech girl
>go to bed
>wake up
>comfy thread still up
Moya hasn't felt anything like this... since the day you arrived.
Remember when Rygel called out Stark and Crais for being fricking simps? He wasn't doing it in his usual jesty way either, he was really disgusted by their behaviour towards Aerin.
Rogelio for all his bluster is a total bro. He is far more competent than he let's on & far more moral when it comes to the people he cares about than he pretends. After Jothee, Rogelio no longer does shenanigans with Chiana. After season 1, Rogelio is ride or die with the group too
It's not for no reason that people, myself included, love the little guy like you won't believe.
I find it amazing that a puppet mogs every single sci fi and other genre fiction character of modern TV shows.
The moment he told Durka what a complete frick up he was will always be a great Farscape memory.
I like his maneuvers in the Flax episode.
The way he plays the one guys move so the other guy gets interested, feigning false confidence while losing on purpose
Why did pilot have to suffer so much? ;_; Why were his frens so unsympathetic to him?
Besides chopping off a paw, most of the crew loved him. For me, the scene where everyone hugs him is the most touching in the series.
scorpi
was it rape?
>tfw crichton was a troon all along
Here's an actual hot take:
This show would have actually been watchable if it didn't have all of the gay Jim Henson shit. Literally rather watch Cleopatra 2929 or whateverthefrick it was called than this. Or Babylon 5. It's got the same filtration system as anime: only the gaygiest dweebs can endure it.
>Cleopatra 2929 or whateverthefrick it was called
I somewhat remember that.
I wonder if I could tolerate the cringe as an adult.
Wasn't it aimed at a female audience though? I remember a lot of pretty boys.
The puppets were a based choice for aliens, the other options was just paint/prosthetics everyone's faces like startrek or crappy late 90's CGI
DArgo is mogs ANY trek make up
>hot take
more like cringe take
Please be bait. Surely people this tasteless don't actually exist.
>Hur I want another scifi filled with humanoid aliens that at best might have a mildly different skin colour and a few bumps glued on their face. Maybe we can have another alien race with pointy ears!
I read it in his voice, too
Shittiest take ever
>babylon 5
so you're a zoomer and you have autism.
Ryg
Why aren't there more shows like this that are both fun and kino at the same time, bros?
Brand new channel needed some flagship TV series and gave them carte blanche to do whatever. Nowadays every single episode of every TV-series is overseen by a commitee.
Have you seen Strange New Worlds? Try to count the number of producers in the opening credits.
22
What have I told you about smoking in my head!
>genre: isekai
Planetary Romance/Space Opera actually. Just because he got YANK'd doesn't mean its isekai
Guys, how do I become as based as Crichton?
get diagnosed with schizophrenia
Get tortured by a dude in a gimp suit, then lobotomized
I really wanted a season were Rogelio gets his throne but more than that I wanted the Nebari to invade and release whatever plague STD or what have you that they programmed Chiana with.
If their normal ships can frick up the Zelbinian what would their war machines do? It would probably take a collision between Scarrans, Peacekeepers, Hynerians, Luxans, and the Consortium of Trow to stop them
Auto correct had no issue with the other alien shit but can't accept R y g e l when its a real fricking name
>nebari invade
>its just 2 ships that destroy everyone
>unpopular
yea, no
>perk unlocked: Gunslinger
>Talyn...
>Starburst...
*greatest bit in TV history starts*
STARBURST
I don't want this thread to end bros ;_;
It did last a long time
Good-bye frens. I wish you happiness in life
Comfiest thread in ages, brother
better than farscape becoming popular and the discussion turning into reddit shite