In a lot of different vampire lore the bite sensation is actually pleasurable or non existent. It's really the only way for vampires to work if you dont want them behaving like its a horror movie.
lol yeah it's a shame the ending is super rushed and shit. It is typical female-written dark fantasy. Create a good foundation then rush the ending/sequels with "um um um and uhhhhhh then this happens and this happens, and add this and this, then this super cliché thing happens THE END"
The film also felt like it had 30 minutes of crucial footage removed
Anne Rice didn't want Cruise in the role and basically boycotted the film. She then saw it years later and thought that he was amazing and sent him a letter or some shit.
11.22.63 is the only steveboi's work that is actually watchable just because of her beautiful smile and warmness. Still moronic series besides her moments.
Shes in Cosmopolis, which is a very odd movie but because each scene is like a chapter of the book its based on so there is no transition scenes. He is in a meeting with someone, next scene hes in the same car having a different meeting.
The ending with Paul Giamati is worth it though. Kino
I think the ending is open. Count Karnstein wasn't impaled to the heart, but clearly in the abdomen, and the crowd left him without decapitating him; in his last scene he stares Maria directly in the eyes, and maybe he had the time to transfer his soul in her body.
Surprisingly good movie BTW, the whole trilogy is solid entertainment.
>Twilight
I watched that shit in the summer and it was so comfy. I didn't even care about the story, I just wanted to hang out in their forever blue tinted, cold-looking forest.
>Lestat
I wish the AMC series wasn't looking to be total shit. Starting with Interview is a huge mistake even if they weren't fricking it up, the second book is where it's at.
>Twilight
I watched that shit in the summer and it was so comfy. I didn't even care about the story, I just wanted to hang out in their forever blue tinted, cold-looking forest.
t. anon in the tropics
i don't think it's a coincidence that 99% of rifftrax are god-awful and yet the twilight ones approach mst3k level
vampires appeal to trannies, hence why a lot of vampire styles (goth, latex, gays) lasts for such a short period of time. troonyism is a short-lived social contagion with no long term view, hence the suicide rates, which is why much of vampire styling is ephemeral.
>Spends literal years spying on her daughter in a convent >All the while aware of her nemesis still being out there somewhere >One day, while she is present, he openly just walks into the place and after some dealing gets her daughter aside, no stealth or subtlety involved >He ends up raping her daughter, all because she couldn't get inside the building quick enough, though she'd been lurking outside it for years and knew the layout >She does arrive just in time, specifically moments after the rape has been completed to instantly kill him, however
Superior? Nah, it's just a different movie. The differences are few but they change the whole thing. The original is a gay shota movie, all the scenes in which the protagonist is bullied have an explicit sexual undertone, the remake has nothing to do with these kind of atmospheres, it's still a love story but it's straight. Americans would have never tolerated else, not with children (I know that in "Interview(...)" Kristen Dunst says that she and Brad Pitt were lovers, but she says it at a safe point, after being embraced for decades, so the audience perceive the character as an adult).
>the hunger
Watched this last night, actually kino. Great feel throughout, some lovely photography. Interesting take on the romantic vampire. The loft full of undying withered vampires she'd made was genuinely eerie, and the climax with the vampirism getting reversed was really cool.
This isn't technically a vampire movie but I think it'll still tickle your fancy
It's an A24 movie, so, you know...but regardless I think it's fantastic
Not only is it all over his movies (the earliest I can think of is Pulp Fiction where they have a whole conversation about foot massages), it comes up all the time in interviews and TV appearances.
Look at this shit from when he went on Tyra Banks. It's not just some internet meme
no no no, this was part of it. It is in almost every single one of his movies lol. Kill bill even the mot recent once upon a time in the west. Once you go down the tarantino foot hole you will see it all over the place with him.
The only part that spooked me was the opening credits with the intense music and creepy old illustrations and drawings, especially this one of Dracula. Once the actual film started it was always all laughs.
This sums up all female-written vampire/supernatural/dark fantasy shit.
It always ends up the same: a shit pile of main character syndrome self-inserting, completely broken lore, and child-like story development
>My wife watches Vampire Diaries. What is it about?
It's a vampire show made for women, what the frick do you think it's about? A woman who fricks a million different guys who fight over her even though literally every side character is better than her.
>My wife watches Vampire Diaries. What is it about?
It starts as a Twilight ripoff and then the plot goes off the rails with hybrid werewolf/vampires and dopplegangers and witches. Cute girls too.
The romance is meh but the plot isn't half bad.
I've seen cartel and chinese accident gore videos and those things never fazed me but this movie is the first film I ever gagged at. That scene of Sershy licking the blood on the hankerchief almost made me puke. Purely because the blood came from that pale mongolian moron potato of a love interest she had.
The Satanic Rites of Dracula is peak vampire kino. Feels way ahead of its time. You get kitsch 70s vampire deliciousness mixed with gritty realism, characters, and storyline.
I re-watch the Hammer Draculas almost every year, and Satanic Rites is always amazing
Blade 1 and 2 are some of my favorite movies. Kinda funny how I don't immediately think of them when thinking about vampire flicks. They are so good, they transcend being just vampire movies
i don't even think of them as vampire movies either and blade 1 is my favorite film ever also don't like people recontextualisng them as superhero movies when blade magdumped on Frost instead of immidietly saving the child that was thrown infront of traffic. He litterally lives of pawning shit he stole of familiars. But the recent media coverage of the movie is filled with rose tinted glasses views and opinions and i fear the disney blade will be very lame and pedestrian with few evident flaws as the Old g. Aldo 2006 Spike tv show was supprisingly good every hooplehead on this website pretnding that the 12 episode format was revolutonary when Daredevil did it on netflix but the Blade show had that and better Pacing in 2006 also there is a MoonKnight easter egg in that show witch is kind of funny now that he actually got a show altdough i prefer not to think about that one
Have sex
my answers yes
poop my pants at best
poop man 10/10
poop man spend n spend
have sex have sex
Bustin makes for food me catch
You filaffelaffel
Cutting Danny’s tongue depeche
Who filaffelaffel
Sum ting dumb she turn de cash
You filaffelaffel
My food I can’t eat food me catch
Who?
It is strange how people never really react to getting bit in these movies. I don't even like having a splinter.
You haven't noticed in modern vampire movies how their bites put people into a trance? It's either that or they hypnotize people first.
I haven't seen a lot of the newer stuff, I was thinking back to Buffy and Blade. You're right, some of them could do stuff like that.
Hirudin anticoagulant. Leech mechanics.
In a lot of different vampire lore the bite sensation is actually pleasurable or non existent. It's really the only way for vampires to work if you dont want them behaving like its a horror movie.
she's cute
Fungus Larson looking b***h.
but she's a younger prettier version though
The blonde one has mind control powers, he's also super drunk and super high ( and so are they)
the ending's trash tho
lol yeah it's a shame the ending is super rushed and shit. It is typical female-written dark fantasy. Create a good foundation then rush the ending/sequels with "um um um and uhhhhhh then this happens and this happens, and add this and this, then this super cliché thing happens THE END"
The film also felt like it had 30 minutes of crucial footage removed
The only good thing about this movie is the dirt and gossip about Anne Rice and Tom Cruise fighting with each other over it.
Why did they fight?
Anne Rice didn't want Cruise in the role and basically boycotted the film. She then saw it years later and thought that he was amazing and sent him a letter or some shit.
just watched this movie for the first time, I really enjoyed the first 2/5 and the final 1/5, the inbetween was not really enjoyable nor rewarding.
Sarah Gadon in The Moth Diaries.
the other girl is cuter
No.
Gadon is so fricking beautiful but she's only in shit stuff I don't wanna watch.
At least there's Enemy, 11.22.63, and Dracula Untold.
11.22.63 is the only steveboi's work that is actually watchable just because of her beautiful smile and warmness. Still moronic series besides her moments.
Enemy is good shit.
Dracula Untold - cape shit
Shes in Cosmopolis, which is a very odd movie but because each scene is like a chapter of the book its based on so there is no transition scenes. He is in a meeting with someone, next scene hes in the same car having a different meeting.
The ending with Paul Giamati is worth it though. Kino
Sarah Gadon in Dracula Untold.
Sarah Gadon in Vampires vs the Bronx.
So are you the new version of the koreaboo poster?
She’s actually cute and not a bug so I don’t mind
twins of evil
I think the ending is open. Count Karnstein wasn't impaled to the heart, but clearly in the abdomen, and the crowd left him without decapitating him; in his last scene he stares Maria directly in the eyes, and maybe he had the time to transfer his soul in her body.
Surprisingly good movie BTW, the whole trilogy is solid entertainment.
so this is just thinly veiled coombait thread and not an actual vampire kino discussion thread?
Gadonshchizo hijacks every thread
Sarah Gadon is best vampire.
sauce
The actress looks like Sarah Gadon... try starting there
Vampires vs the Bronx.
Pretty based. Gadon is a the lead vampire and she goes to the Bronx to kill exclusively Black people.
i thought vampires suppose to feed on humans
LOL
yikes that forehead
Yikes a homosexual.
Kino hairstyle
I for one welcome waifu gays with actually good waifus. Another example is the Guillorygay.
The Night Flier
Yessss
>Dr. Sleep
Aren't those just psychic vampires?
there has never been a good vampire movie prove me wrong
30 Days of Night
Twilight
I heard Cinemaphile likes the sparkling actor
dont they all twinkle?
Blade
for me, it's Lestat and unironically Twilight[ movies/spoiler]
>Twilight
I watched that shit in the summer and it was so comfy. I didn't even care about the story, I just wanted to hang out in their forever blue tinted, cold-looking forest.
t. anon in the tropics
it does have a certain charm when you put the stupid dialogue aside. the setting is indeed top comfy
Based
I mean, Twilight looks hideous to me, but based for honesty
>Lestat
I wish the AMC series wasn't looking to be total shit. Starting with Interview is a huge mistake even if they weren't fricking it up, the second book is where it's at.
i don't think it's a coincidence that 99% of rifftrax are god-awful and yet the twilight ones approach mst3k level
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waiwaiwaitttt a minute
best Gemma was a vampire in a movie?
byzantium
torrented it for tonight, thanks lad
>ywn have your soul sucked out of you by gemma
why even live?
Does Gemma get her booba out here?
no
I don't know if you guys would conisder it kino, but i really like Underworld.
Loved the first and also the prequel one. The one where humans know they exist was Highlander 2 tier. Should never have happened.
Which one is the prequel? I've actually only seen the first movie cause i heard the other Underworld movies weren't all that good.
Rise of the Lycans. Bill Nighy carried it.
Thanks, added to my watchlist
that was kino indeed
pic is my choice of vampiric kino
its amazing how that style of culture lasted for such a short amount time
vampires appeal to trannies, hence why a lot of vampire styles (goth, latex, gays) lasts for such a short period of time. troonyism is a short-lived social contagion with no long term view, hence the suicide rates, which is why much of vampire styling is ephemeral.
rent free
>Spends literal years spying on her daughter in a convent
>All the while aware of her nemesis still being out there somewhere
>One day, while she is present, he openly just walks into the place and after some dealing gets her daughter aside, no stealth or subtlety involved
>He ends up raping her daughter, all because she couldn't get inside the building quick enough, though she'd been lurking outside it for years and knew the layout
>She does arrive just in time, specifically moments after the rape has been completed to instantly kill him, however
lol
lmao
>nobody posts tv kino
I still remember that ending and that Hitler episode.
This was an awesome vampire show.
speaking of shows dracula 2020 turned out better than expected
What movie please?
Byzantium
Thank you.
I don't get this poster. Is wig the vampire?
Based Doctor could carry the whole anime on his own, thankfully it's good overall.
Let Me In was better. One of the few times a remake was superior..
Superior? Nah, it's just a different movie. The differences are few but they change the whole thing. The original is a gay shota movie, all the scenes in which the protagonist is bullied have an explicit sexual undertone, the remake has nothing to do with these kind of atmospheres, it's still a love story but it's straight. Americans would have never tolerated else, not with children (I know that in "Interview(...)" Kristen Dunst says that she and Brad Pitt were lovers, but she says it at a safe point, after being embraced for decades, so the audience perceive the character as an adult).
one of the most boring films ever
Vampyres
great film, saw it last month. Actually quite eerie and creepy, the whole area around the castle and country side
lewd
brehs would you become her ghoul meaning you would be her slave and eventual vampire if you could live for ever?
what's the catch?
you are her blood b***h and she can use you however she wants
what’s the catch though?
that you are in her servitutde and she passes you out to her other vampire lesbians friends
I don't want to live forever but she looks hot. Does she have nice feet?
I didn't know hank hill was in a vampire movie. And he's in drag? Man the new KotH episodes are pozzed, damn.
It's so boring an poorly made.
filtered
for me its this one. rip soledad.
vampire hunter d and vampire hunter d: bloodlust
the only good ones itt
"Papa...."
nosferatu
nosferatu the vampyre
shadow of the vampire
salem's lot
the hunger
john carpenter's vampires
the last man on earth
>the hunger
Watched this last night, actually kino. Great feel throughout, some lovely photography. Interesting take on the romantic vampire. The loft full of undying withered vampires she'd made was genuinely eerie, and the climax with the vampirism getting reversed was really cool.
This isn't technically a vampire movie but I think it'll still tickle your fancy
It's an A24 movie, so, you know...but regardless I think it's fantastic
will watch later
Leptirica. I also second Nosferatu 1922 and 1979, Salem's lot
Based Leptirica anon, still need to watch it. Can't sign up to that forum so RIP
Also Bram Stoker's Dracula (ignoring the romantic plot tumor). Vampire Lucy in the crypt scene is one of the most kino vampire scenes ever:
>mfw when I realized that creepy, otherwordly singing at the start is Lucy "singing" to the terrified toddler
holy kino, I miss spooky vampires
Bram Stoker's Dracula is just beautiful. My favorite vampire movie.
>nobody's posted this yet
for shame
also
>how much you wanna bet Tarantino insisted this stay in
I want to watch her dance while she steps on and vores shrunken people
So this is where the fricking meme about Tarantino being a footgay comes from
Have you not seen any of his movies? It isn't a meme.
Not only is it all over his movies (the earliest I can think of is Pulp Fiction where they have a whole conversation about foot massages), it comes up all the time in interviews and TV appearances.
Look at this shit from when he went on Tyra Banks. It's not just some internet meme
Meme?
no no no, this was part of it. It is in almost every single one of his movies lol. Kill bill even the mot recent once upon a time in the west. Once you go down the tarantino foot hole you will see it all over the place with him.
>the tarantino foot hole
kek
No, he genuinely is a foot gay, think he even admits it in one of the interviews he did in the 90's
>brown people
No
This movie fricked me up as a kid, both the blood and stuff and the booba and sexy women
The only part that spooked me was the opening credits with the intense music and creepy old illustrations and drawings, especially this one of Dracula. Once the actual film started it was always all laughs.
>steampunk vampire world
>spot on aesthetics
anime is alright for giving us this
My wife watches Vampire Diaries. What is it about? Caught her a couple of times using her vibrator when she was watching it.
?
Everything you need to know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4AdFD3E2ok&t=2324s
god i want her to fart in my open mouth
This sums up all female-written vampire/supernatural/dark fantasy shit.
It always ends up the same: a shit pile of main character syndrome self-inserting, completely broken lore, and child-like story development
Knew another woman who liked True Blood. Why do women get wet over vampire shows bros?
>My wife watches Vampire Diaries. What is it about?
It's a vampire show made for women, what the frick do you think it's about? A woman who fricks a million different guys who fight over her even though literally every side character is better than her.
How do you know what the show is about?
You may have stumbled upon a femanon.
t. Sir David Attenborough
>A woman who fricks a million different guys who fight over her
You mean two guys?
shh, let the incels play.
how many wieners, prostitute? be honest
>My wife watches Vampire Diaries. What is it about?
It starts as a Twilight ripoff and then the plot goes off the rails with hybrid werewolf/vampires and dopplegangers and witches. Cute girls too.
The romance is meh but the plot isn't half bad.
Shes the one who looks like jennifer love hewitt. My wife watches it all the time.
She wants to be tied up.
that would be weird haha
Vampire Hookers (1978)
Intercourse with the Vampire (Video 1994) - Director. Paul Norman · Stars · Rocco Siffredi · Christina Angel · Vixxxen.
Awful movie honestly
when will sinisterdarling get a role
overrated tbh
Not a vampire.
>ctl+f MORBIUS
morbros why do they shun us
#MadAtMorb
they hate what they don't understand
>Blade, ready to die?
The scene where they start closing in on Anna was some of my favorite fap material when I first started.
dracula had good taste
>sookie
Some parts of the earlier seasons of The Vampire Diaries were kino.
post it
Any movies with fat vampire girls?
getting plump off the cholesterol filled blood of Americans
>post vampire movies
>Open the window Mark, open the window Mark, please. It's ok Mark I'm your friend
The Hotel Transylvania series is really good
This is the only halfway decent vampire kino ever made. Prove me wrong.
its actually a tv-miniseries 😉
I've seen cartel and chinese accident gore videos and those things never fazed me but this movie is the first film I ever gagged at. That scene of Sershy licking the blood on the hankerchief almost made me puke. Purely because the blood came from that pale mongolian moron potato of a love interest she had.
They honestly couldn't find a better looking guy?
what film?
read
>t. dark-haired normie NPC with no connection to the occult.
you will never know
>salem's lot
read the book first or watch the movie first?
never read steve
Dark Tower is a masterpiece
nothing from him is masterpiece, he's the reason we have cape shit today
homie does indeed have no fricking clue how to end things. You could probably fix his good works by just lopping the endings.
running man was great though
but the movie...lmao
Movies with this feel?
leftist memes? i guess the 2020 election.
Go back.
Fright Night Part 2.
Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood.
Season 3 of Netflix's Castlevania series or clips from it if you value your time.
>Castlevania
Whats the Cinemaphile consensus on this
based or cringe
Very cringe. It's written by Warren Ellis.
Caption bros when will it be our time?
Imagine getting drained by a vamp
Why does this make my penis move?
no such thing
I liked this one for some reason
“A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night”
Take it home with ya!
Is it sunlight or just daytime?
Well, there's Night Teeth. Full of vampire b***hes.
>darkies co-opting vampires
Nobody mentioned Lost Boys? Top 80s kino.
I was about to post this, how the hell is this so far down? Should have been one of the earlist post, one of the best kino vampire movies ever made.
I'd like to think it's a given. But sometimes this place can disappoint.
This had been imprinted in my brain as a child
I still think that if vampires were real (derp) that's the most realistic scenario
Jean Rollin made some of the most kino vampire movies. They ride the line between awful and beautiful. They're dreamy. I like them.
The first half of interview is the peak of vampire kino
>post vampire movies
post vampire kisses
The Satanic Rites of Dracula is peak vampire kino. Feels way ahead of its time. You get kitsch 70s vampire deliciousness mixed with gritty realism, characters, and storyline.
I re-watch the Hammer Draculas almost every year, and Satanic Rites is always amazing
Blade 1 and 2 are some of my favorite movies. Kinda funny how I don't immediately think of them when thinking about vampire flicks. They are so good, they transcend being just vampire movies
i don't even think of them as vampire movies either and blade 1 is my favorite film ever also don't like people recontextualisng them as superhero movies when blade magdumped on Frost instead of immidietly saving the child that was thrown infront of traffic. He litterally lives of pawning shit he stole of familiars. But the recent media coverage of the movie is filled with rose tinted glasses views and opinions and i fear the disney blade will be very lame and pedestrian with few evident flaws as the Old g. Aldo 2006 Spike tv show was supprisingly good every hooplehead on this website pretnding that the 12 episode format was revolutonary when Daredevil did it on netflix but the Blade show had that and better Pacing in 2006 also there is a MoonKnight easter egg in that show witch is kind of funny now that he actually got a show altdough i prefer not to think about that one
WHY THE FLYING FRICK IS THAT """""""""""""VAMPIRE""""""""""""""" IN THE SUNLIGHT
Lesser-known fap kino: Theresa & Allison (2019)
>Sarah Schoofs
I love that name.
god I'd willingly give my life to a vampire woman
It's pretty indie but I like it
I've heard a lot about this.
Hopefully they'll do a 3rd launch for those of us who missed the the first two times.
Have sex
my answers yes
poop my pants at best
poop man 10/10
poop man spend n spend
have sex have sex
Bustin makes for food me catch
You filaffelaffel
Cutting Danny’s tongue depeche
Who filaffelaffel
Sum ting dumb she turn de cash
You filaffelaffel
My food I can’t eat food me catch
Who?
Salems Lot
Directed by the same guy who directed Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
FRICK VAMPIRES AAARRRRGGGG I FEEL WEIRD SEEING ALL THAT BITING AND BLOOD
are you 12
How come there are never any black vampires?
>he's never seen blacula
There was at least one in twilight
and risk catching sickle-cell for the rest of your immortal life? I don't think so
BLADE, homie!?
>homie
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT